Massage Parlor Reports

[dog-lover]

Drunker Irish,

Thank you. I have been to Mist a few times recently and did go to Vermont a few years ago for a handshake. Have not been to Sky and have not even thought of Jasmine with its public door. There was a website a year ago that showed pictures of men standing at the door of Jasmine (both going in and out). Haven't seen it lately.

Rog

 

[Mikey]

What in holy hell is gay about going a little bit out of your way to be nice to someone? Treating these girls better than 99% of the guys who see them isn't exactly a dumb thing to do. Especially if you don't mind being treated better than 99% of the guys who see them. Of course the girls are there for the money, I have no illusions about that - but treating them like real people and bringing them a bag of navel oranges or tangerines is worth more than money - in fact, I'm not sure that *any* cash tip can produce the results in service and attitude that having some basic human decency does.


Benchseats Rock

 

[Riddle]

In a word... "no". Dulles Airport is 30 miles away from downtown DC where these places are located.

Jeez.

 

[abcdefg]

You are correct that you did miss some obvious links. The DC reviews of Distinction is a collection of links to great posts. Most of them were posted by the prestigious forum poster LoveLOS.

DC reviews of Distinction: http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=5086

To answer your questions, there is a list of AMPs and their addresses that is linked to from, you guessed, the reviews of Distinction. It is here: http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=356389#post356389

A list of ratings for specific providers is collected through the tireless effort of the venerable forum poster Wayward One. The most recent edition can be found here: http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=533577#post533577

That being said, providers come and go all the time. A review that you read from 3 months ago will be totally out of date by now. Your best bet is to put the effort in to read the forum and contribute to the forum. There are no shortcuts to be had.

At this point I'll step out of the way. I'm sure that Laxman is interested in lighting your arse on fire with his brand new flamethrower. I'd say that this is a rite of passage of sorts, but few seem to make it past the heat, so that would make it a strange definition of "passage" that I am not familiar with.

Cheers!

 

[aliminxxx]

Supra still closed for repairs so tried 2024 P Street. From the outside it looks like some sort of new age place, so skipped it. Any advice for Sunday in DC?

Cheers

 

[Lux Marmont]

That was for everything and no additional tip is requested. This location seems to prefer collecting the total at the start of every meeting. I used to have problems with this practice too but I never had any reason to complain with my therapists in this place.

Having said that, I visited this place last week and got Toy. Light massage, great attitude and even better performance. Dunno if she's still there but I had a great time. wil repeat.

 

[stormgale89]

Well, I said on the open forum that we, as a board, have become pretty silly if we discredit people for a few misspellings/typos or grammatical wrongs. And I stand by that thought. If N2 was purposefully messing with his english to throw us off, well, it didnt do anything to change my perception of him. I still, and always have, see him as an annoying blowhard who could possibly be a) a former poster, b) a guy with an agenda, or c) a new guy with some inside scoop, but who often thinks he knows more than he actually does. Either way, you guys, you longtime and respected seniors, know more about the AMP scene than I and I consider your words gold, so I have faith in you and your opinions about our new poster.

N2 had allready been put on my watch list, and I guy I would never consider exchanging info with. I apologize if my post was misconstrued as support for him, as that was not my intention, or if any seniors felt personally offended regarding my post because I was not talking directly to or about any one poster in my criticism of the grammar issue. And just so everyone knows, I did not PM anyone regarding this guy.

 

[pennypincher]

I was there a year ago. I saw Princess (tall & big). Is DT still open for business?

 

[Yung Dirt]

Any opinions on what is the best time of day to visit an AMP? I guess there are lots of things to consider:

1) Selection
2) Privacy
3) LE
4) Wait time
5) Others?

Anybody have an opinion on the matter?

 

[Abakals Answer Service]

Doctor Pussy - Asshole is too kind a word for the way you treat these women!

You got better than you deserve!

PLEASE retire...or at least just shut up!

JJ

 

[Beverly Anne N]

LOL

Went to Royal last night and had Yumi (pronouced You-Mee). Opted for 30min and was given a average TS, and alomst immediately to FS. She started with HJ and immediately to mish. did no want to try other positions. She moans alot (too much for my taste). Overall I give the expirience a 6 because I completed.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The new place is picking up the phone. There I saw old friends from Rio. When I first went past the place I was a little put off by the neighborhood, however when I drove around the block a second time upon closer inspection I realized that there was discrete security being provided that seems to be patroling within 1/2 block of each direction. Parking was easy. I entered from the front but I noticed that there seems to also be a rear entrance. The place had green carpet was fresh and somehow better than many of the DC places I have visited. There I saw Eva and it was worth every penny spent on the visit.

 

[love your creator]

Columbia spas are typically discussed in the Jessup or Baltimore forums. Just so you know.

 

[Stardust]

Have seen guys like this hanging in front of a few places before but have either ignored them and went straight in, or, more smartly, avoided them all together and burned some time somewhere else before returning. Around Camelot, there are a couple of homeless folks that get kickbacks too for referring people to one spa or another. Best to ignore them too...just tell them you're not interested or you already know where you're going.

Hey, at least you didn't piss in the stairwell...LOL

 

[MsFruhauf]

I couldn't have described it better. Glad I'm not the only one...

 

[isl247]

Visiting DC next week, and plan to make a visit to a spa.

Are they 24 hrs in DC, or how late are they typically open?

Thanks for all the great reviews.

 

[Prometheus]

I broke too. I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast! Shower was good, cleaned all the right places. I felt downright clean. Even the pacific rim was spotless.

Next, back to the room. No real massage to speak of. She gave me a quick but effective karate chop all over and massaged my shoulders. Felt heavenly.

On my way in, mama asked about how I was and she told me to have a good time. Apparently the girl got the message.

So, flip and there she is gloriously rubbing her boobs all over me and smiling.

She decides to check out mr happy and massage the rim at the same time.

Next I get a face full of clam and she goes to work downstairs. She has a talent with her mouth. I playfully smack her in the ass. She loved it.

Next we're on to visit the cowgirl and we're off to the races. Definitely working her internal muscles and I'm in heaven. She spins on the pole and I get a view from behind. She inquires if I want to walk the dog and I have to simply comply. We walk the dog for what seems like forever and finally I break the seal. She's sweaty and so am I but I really don't care. A few minutes go by and I get a hot towel and mouthwash.

After a few, I head for the door. I get a big hug and I'm gone. Saturday night done right for a change.

Realize Nana is what I would call a healthy girl. She's not a stick, by any means. For her size she can move like a champ. T & A is what I like and she has it in spades. Anyway. Until next time.

Solid 8s across the board.

Would recommend.

Cabbie!

PS. I didn't see any 5-0 while I did the block walk or parked the car. Just one cop harassing some homeless dude but I don't count that. The guy was taking a leak in the park, in full view of the school bus filled with catholic school girls. Kidding! Girls that young out at 11 at night. I actually thought it was kinda funny. But that's me. Be safe everyone. It's still a rough world out there.

If anyone is putting together a list of 'open places' add 1threethreethree green to the list. Next to the club for 'fancy lads'.

 

[Jo Momma]

My ATF back in the good old days was the original Downtown. I never did eat in the restaurant!

 

[Rayle]

Greetings to all...

I have been restricted from the board for quite some time now. Since, I have been busted by my girl last year. Also, I have been out of the country several times during last year and this year.
Well, she is no longer around.
Like my handle, I can't kick the habit... LOL...

I see that some of you old regulars are still alive and kickin... and noticed a quite a few new posters as well... The board seems like it's been very active!

I think that some of you senior members will remember my handle?
I was the one who got busted by a provider, cause SOMEONE told the providers at Happi**** about the board. I think you'll also remember that I had to delete quite a few reviews... LOL...

Anyway, it is so nice to be free again. Just the anticipation of the hobby is gettin me hyped up.

I see quite a few things have changed. I hope some of you generous senior members can lead me in the right direction again.
Cause, you know I love the hobby! Just as much as anyone out there!

Peace out.
H4L

 

[Penn]

Well. First of all I would like to welcome myself to this fine forum! I had not been down town for quite some time and had no idea of all the problems with the AMPs. I decided two weekends ago, it was time for a fix, so I headed down to 9th street only to find both of my old faithful locals were no more. I was totally bummed. I drove all the way to DC for nothing. In order to get my fix, I had to do some research. That's when I discovered this forum.

AFter wading through a bunch of posts, I was able to piece together the puzzle and found myself at the top of 4 flights of stairs, out of breath and heart pounding only to ring the buzzer and be told to come back in 20 minutes! So what's a guy to do. I came back and climbed up the stairs in 20 minutes. I was greeted by Penny. Big hair, nice body, about 35. A bit older than I like, but given the current situation in DC, who was I to complain. She asks if I had ever been there, and I was honest and said no, but I went on to tell her that my usual places were closed, and I heard about this place through a friend. That along with my charm, and my house fee plus $, I guess she new I was not LE and we had a good old time. She claimed to have just arrived from FL and would only be around for a week or so. She had a great attitude, nice body, ok face. I would probably repeat if I had the chance.