Massage Parlor Reports

[RosieB-x]

After some private discussions and some reservations, I'm going to post this review.

Had a great time with Mia at Gold. Young, fresh, pretty and all-natural. Somewhat quiet but very into the experience. Not quite a spinner by my definition but at around 5-6 and a slender 115 lbs still in the ballpark for me. More details by PM. Maybe not a superstar but very enjoyable. Treat her well.

I guess my reservations were that 1) she may get overrun and/or overwhelmed by the attention in view of the dearth of positive reviews. One of the senior members told me, and I'll defer to his judgment, that these girls are looking for more customers and reviews will help. And 2) I haven't gotten a whole lot of good tips from this board in recent months. Let's hope that changes.

One things to avoid ... the kabobs downstairs. Not quite as fresh.

 

[Camry Lover.]

Let me give you the benefit of the doubt.

By asking when did you pay the fee for extra services?

 

[ardi]

Late post of my experience with Bobi at Rio a couple of weeks ago.

Face: 8
Bod: 8
Massage: 8
TS: 8
Overall: 8

Bobi is attractive but I don't see what all the fuss is about. Would recommend. Only partook is mish, cbj, lk, but a plus was that it was a very passionate gfe. It was Valentines day. She is sweet and we had a short decent conversation. She said it would get more exciting next time (don't know what that means as I haven't been back yet). We'll see then I'll post.

 

[shahab_phoenix]

PP- That's funny.

 

[Diet C]

I visited Wisconsin two weeks ago and had a great dream. I haven't been able to get on the site lately to post, hence the tardiness of the review. I went on the early side of lunch and saw Maya (if my translation of engrish was accurate). It was an all around good experience and probably my best of 2007. I'd highly recommend going back to Wisconsin to dream. Judging from the lack of intel on this site lately, I'm not going to give up more. Senior members may PM me for details.

OG

 

[Dis Gruntled]

I had the same dream. I wasn't so thrilled either. See http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=526328#post526328

 

[R4u]

On a another visit to DC and have always been grateful to this thread for updated info. Visited Gina (of the long eyelashes) at Rio and Rose (much underrated IMHO) at 14 K. Both were good experiences, but I must admit that Rose really is my type.

Just to put things in perspective, even with the recent hassles, the AMP scene in DC is quite good. Value to quality of service is much better (IMHO) than NYC, LA, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Honolulu.

Access to talent is even better in some ways than Thailand (the really good talent is actually hard to source for a non-regular visiting tourist unless one is Japanese and has a lot of $$$$). Indeed, the same thing could be said for a non-Korean speaking tourist visiting Korea.

Anyway, just one persons opinion. Hope it makes everyones Memorial Day feel a bit better. And thanks again for the info. Keep it up!

 

[Chelsea]

This is not any kind of peace offering. You guys with no credibility to speak of would be better off taking time to get familiar with the Web site. Frequently Asked Questions "aka" (FAQ)

This is a link to take you there.
http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/faq.php?


This is a link to answer your ?
http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_04

 

[Jen K]

Well guys, I went to the well once too often. This 3rd time I went to see her, we had the gfe thing down pat. Excellent t/s, lotsa of rubadub. When we got back to the room, I preferred to start the session rather then the massage. Lotsa dfk and BBBJ. And then it happened. Nana pointed down, she wanted me to go south with the mouth and I obliged. Unexpectedly, she SQUIRTED in my mouth and it was more than a squirt, lemmetellya. Myths about making massage girls cum aside, she pissed in my mouth. Now this may turn some of you on, but I choked. She gave me a towel and we proceeded. Everything else was fine and I received a fine massage afterwards. But never again. No more gfe for me'

 

[smartgirl06010]

I thank this place for providing the info I needed to nerve up going to the Myst. I went the Thursday before new years and all was success, thanks to a therapist known as "Shera." I know, should of posted this a while ago.

 

[Ameliasaur<3]

Give me a freaking break buddy! How about we check out your reviews to see what you are up to? Waste of my time.

 

[dobermann lover]

I can second this. Management there seems to devalue girls if they get too popular. I could list many that have gone (usually not of their own accord) because they drew too many repeat customers...in their mind taking customers away from the other girls.

Completely backwards in my opinion, but what can we do?

Their troubles yesterday may have come from a competitor, or maybe it was a genuine issue and a girl called on her own fearing that management wouldn't approve. Who knows...but either way, I'm sure it's a short-term thing. Keep posting details guys...or scouting reviews.

 

[protein6x]

And now back to the story.

Visited 14K this morning and asked for Rose. Busy at 1015. Which one of you did it?

Anyhow, met a new beauty named Vivi (Had trouble with the name: Bebe, Bibi. She said " Vivi, like Vivian".) Very nice.

Real 36-; pretty round face; nice figure; about 5'4"; beautiful mid-back length raven black hair; round rear; huge sensitive nips (She even commented on "too big".); friendly and excellent English. Says she is 26 (probably close to real). Has been in US for 3 years, but new to DC. She said I was her first DC customer. Just in from NYC last night. Confirmed by Hostess.

All in all, very nice. Not the manual skills of Mimi, but extremely capable. Those nips sure feel good rubbing about! Let me bring her to real O. 2x. Love it!

Face 8; technique 8; body 8. I will repeat.

Be Safe,

Rx

 

[max p]

Look for your GFEs in the #2 segment, indeed! True when you are lucky to connect with her a bit.

 

[lollyT456]

Agreed. Hasn't failed yet.

 

[Smark]

I can understand why SWs make people nervious. They roam around in public and are too visible for many people's taste.

But AMPs and AMP mongers are invisible. Which makes me wonder why we sit around and let them keep attacking our hobby.

MD and VA are tough places to battle. But I think that if we got together somehow we could take DC. I mean politically.

There is no excuse for them closing our joints and scaring our girls. This drives the business under ground and makes life more difficult and dangerous than it need be.

I used to live in SF and can tell you they have more AMPs in that city than MD, DC, and N. VA combined. They never get raided or closed because they are organized.

I am tired of playing these games with Fenty and uncle LEO, lets get our shit together!

If they can open Marijuana massageplanete's in LA and have bunny ranches in NV, I mean common, we really can take DC.

 

[Marven]

Anybody been to H&H as of late? Last time a past the building (on the way to work) the placed looked closed. Never really liked the location myself, and have never had a brag worthy session there, so don't wanna waste my time unless I hear some good news.

Money's kinda tight right now, so i can't take one for the team on this one.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[young_boy_23]

I decided to roll the dice with the Chinese again as they are pretty reliable when it comes to going bareback. I was greeted by a Chinese girl who didn't look too young but was prettier than normal, kind of similar to what you find in the DC Korean places these days. Normally, I would have no problem with her but I was aware two girls were working and I was very curious. I asked to see the other girl and out came a pretty Chinese girl who was younger. Round looking but very cute and pretty.

To the bedroom we go and when she strips, I realize she has a nice pair of titties and a pooch belly that is more cute than grotesque. Fitting for a cute round-faced girl. She has very soft hands and feet which is always a plus for me as she gives me a nice massage. I ask her for a BBBJ but she is very reluctant and says that she's never even done it with her boyfriend before. After some prodding and offering $100, she asks for the money. I give it to her and while standing, push her head toward my dick. She licks my shaft along the sides very thoroughly but is reluctant. She keeps talking about her boyfriend or whatever but I just keep nudging her head toward my dick. Finally she gives in and starts to give me a nice BBBJ.

I lay her on the bed and penetrate her sans protection. She feels good and it is a nice lovemaking section as I hold her soft hands. I lean in for a kiss and she obliges and we are definitely having a good time. I pull out and shoot on her tits and chin. I wipe her off and she is just smiling at me. While dressing, she talks to me about how she likes to travel and if I have free time next week or whatnot. I say sure and she gives me her phone number. She gives me a big hug and doesn't want to let go so I kiss her on the cheek and I'm out.

Did I call her? No. She is cute, but not my style. Do I feel bad? Kind of, because she did seem like a very nice girl.

Meanwhile, a couple of other visits after she is gone, and just some ugly girls and the best I achieved was BBBJ's until.

 

[Floyd]

Hello fellow mongers,

Had a pretty good day today with " Jenny ". on a 1-10 i would say 6. Okay looking and decent massage. I didn't like that you can hear people comming up and down the stairs. Oh well. Looking forward to a better experience. Any seniors want info feel free to PM.

Regards,

Rusian

JJ ( sleezebum ), Thanks for the push

 

[Mona Lisa]

The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.

Monday morning at work and I have an itch that really needs to be scratched. All through the day that’s all that’s on my mind, can't concentrate, can’t get any work done, its really bad.

Finally at 3pm I give up and start planning a trip to the closest AMP to me with a full menu and with above average talent.

Neverland would be my only stop if they were still open, but alas. You can’t have everything in life.

Through some quick research, I settled on IHC. Stopped by the nearest ATM for the tuition, and was there getting buzzed in by 3:45.

Mamasan led me to a room and asked if I had any preference. I said, "New Girl" and off she went.

In walks the "new girl", she must have been new because her name was not AMP'd or Americanized yet. And I couldn't even say it let alone remember it. She was tall, 5'8" and skinny with no curves. In an emergency she would have been acceptable, but for my situation, I was looking for something with a bit more curves. I looked her over and politely, then asked for, lets call her Kitty1 (true mongers can pm me for further clarification), a proven commodity on here and with acceptable curvage.

In walks Kitty1, looking hot as ever. Tuition + the milk money were there on the table along with a couple raincoats. (In case the first trip is really hot and short, I may want to go for a second trip.)

She collects her tuition, and we get right down to the trip, no TS needed at this time. We started off driving interstate 69, then decided to drive to the edge of the table for some much needed standing mission, from there we went to the rodeo and watched the cowgirls ride, followed by walking the doggies.

Lots of noise and encouragement while we walked the doggies, which is a nice plus, it made the finish that much more enjoyable.

Cleanup and asked for TS followed by massage. TS was nothing worth mentioning, nothing more than some hot water and some soap. A little disappointing, I am spoiled by the GFE TS treatment I used to get at Neverland and these TS was night and day compared to a Neverland TS.

Was led back to the room, and received a nice massage, very average but adequate.

Kitty1:

Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 7.5
Service - 8
TS - 4
massage - 6.5

As long as Neverland is closed, I would and probably will repeat, but next time I will make a point to try out more of the talent.