Massage Parlor Reports

[Alexis M]

Rtff led me to believe that subjet AMP was open. Some of you posting cryptic words like happy or happiness got my hopes up. I went by there today and the door is padlocked. So unless they relocated, I suspect they are still closed. I walked up to 14 and K and that place was dark as well. Went accross the street to Vermont and they were open. Saw Tisha. She gave a great massage but was upfront in saying they don't do sex there. Total cost was.6. No extras, no tip.

 

[Ryan Stanford]

Found myself in the Shaw area today and stopped to check out RIO. Had a handwritten sign on the door that read "We are closed for business". No other info on the door. Unfortunately, I ran out of time and didn't get a chance to head anywhere else.

 

[Koeta]

Some of us are more "attached" than others. It took every fiber of my being to stay out of this one.

 

[Sasha]

I was looking for something convenient and new so I stopped by at a non-FS place. Maybe a handjob if you are lucky. A pretty Korean lady, not the youngest but not old either, greeted me and told me to wait while she would get me my therapist. I declined and said I wanted her instead. She thought about this for a moment and then told me to wait. After the TS, I received a nice license-worthy massage. On the flip, she began to give me the standard HJ when I asked her to get naked. She thought about this for a moment and then gave in, but did not take off her panties. I asked her for a BBBJ but she just ignored me and sucked on my testicles.

"I want to have sex," she said.

"Then let's do it," I replied.

"I'm on my period."

Thanks a lot for nothing. I eventually popped but decided to try my luck again. On my second visit, I skipped the massage and when she began to jerk me off, I asked her why she wasn't getting naked. She laughed and stripped. Once again, I asked for sex and it seemed like she ignored me. However, she got on top of me and began to rub my dick on her pussy and soon her juices were flowing. I once again asked her for sex and she buried her head in my shoulder and sighed heavily. I then inserted my dick into her pussy and we were off to the races. Full bareback service. Awesome. We did our best to keep quiet so nobody outside would know what we were doing and I eventually popped outside on her pussy. Nice. I tipped her very well. Too well. I can't remember exactly how much, but I think it might have been $250 including the house.

On the third visit, I asked her for a BBBJ. She obliged and then I told her to lay down and it was time for some more BBFS. This time, the table was a little creaky so we really had to go out of our way to be quiet. I came outside and I gave her $160 including the house.

Good times.

 

[Alberto O]

What an interesting set of questions. First of all ... that segment of market is very segmented.

#1 There are traveling indyes, and they starts from $.8 hourly.
#2 There are indyes who are resident on permanent basis, and usually they starts from $$.5 hourly.
#3 There are agencies, which starts from $$.0 hourly.
#4 Other, and I'll not consiter them

I beleive that You will find #1 @cheap hotel in 99% CASES, and #2 and #3 - they do rent apartments often.

Advaneforum.xxxes of that segment are : You may get combination of two for one hour, like: 2 pops, or 2 bjobs, or pop+bjob.

Goung to that segment absolutely means no TS. Shower is offered, but, in the case of #2 and #3, You, probably, will get fresh towel, and, probably, You may get slightly used towel in the case of #1.

No hot towels, and cleaning could be done with just a cleenex or brownies, but You always can get second and third shower.

Mediocre massage, and usually it is too short.

Rushing - especially for #1.

GFE - I know couple of asian providers, who could be considered as real GFE. However, I've got that GFE effect on secons/third visit, and through extended hours. It is very possible get GFE with #2, it is possible with #3, but it is rather rare at #1

I would say - that segment of market is very different from AMP. And I am much more frequent @ AMP because of it has many advaneforum.xxxes, like: good hygiene, good massage, stable service and good peoples.

However, going with #2 on long term basis could be very interesting, with absolutely no rushing, no time watching, dfk's, conversations, candles, vines, etc, etc, etc ...

Be Safe,
Aman

 

[Arahsay]

After hearing all the rave reviews of Orange, I decided to go check it out myself for the first time a few days ago.

I'm greeted by a skimky-dressed 40 yo woman. I was hoping real hard that she's the mamasan and is going to bring in someone way younger. But turns out that she's the one. So I ask for a lineup. She leaves and another girl walks in (mid-30s). She said they're the only 2 available, and that there were 2 other girls, but they were with clients. So I settled with her. Her name was May.

Started off with her ask for $.6 up front. So I obliged to not make a scene.

Then off to the ts. Wow! 5 stars! Best ts I've had in a long time. I felt really squeeky clean. Cleaner than when I take my own showers at home.

Then the massage. I would give it a 4.9 out of 5 stars. Almost a 5 star, except when when it came to my toes, she used too much pressure squeezing them. When I told her to lighten up, she insulted me by saying, "If it hurts, it's your fault." That docked .1 star. Otherwise, a very thorough and excellent massage service.

Then the special deed. Started with blowing and kissing my toes and worked on up to my neck. From her breath, I could tell this girl is a chain smoker. I had one of the best ts's ever, and now my squeeky clean body gets all saliva'd up with trashy smoke. ewwwwwwwwwww! But she tries her best. Mish, then doggy, then mish again to final pop. And she then asks me for a tip on top of the $.6 I gave to her earlier. That blew me away! WTF are you mongers doing who's tipping on top of the usual. Don't EVER tip them more than the $.6. It screws every fellow monger up. Just give them what they deserve and nothing more.

Anyways, while her attitude is a 4 out of 5 stars, her service was a 2 out of 5 stars.

Here's the recap: 5 TS, 4.9 Massage, 4 attitude, 2 extra service.

Great place for a bath if you need it. Great place for a massage. Terrible place for extra ending. Go elsewhere for that.

Peace...

 

[seven]

After being disappointed several times with the older Green stock, I've been wandering. The Royal Yumi was bigger and older than me and I should have just left. She must have been a mother several times over. So loose I could just fall out.

Julie at Gold/3rd was quite good but bilked me for an extra 2 jax in advance. Definitely worth it for $1, but will look elsewhere. I hate $ in advance.

 

[Lovinghope]

No problem.

http://easternpleasure.com/ ($200/hr)
http://choiceangels.com/girls.html ($200/hr)
http://www.sexykangels.com/gallery.php ($160/hh or $200/hr)

Disclaimer that all of these pictures are photoshopped and a select few of these girls have ugly faces. But when you see them, chances are high that you won't be disappointed by their bodies.

Oh wait, you meant in DC?

Jake saw a young girl with big tatas at Green, so that's probably the best starting point. Would love to see reviews of her.

 

[Pedy123]

Always perform as if you're on camera. That's all it comes down to. These days you never know when you might show up on YouTube...

I suspect if it were true...which I doubt...it is for security. It would explain some of the admiring smiles of the mamasan though... ;-)

 

[Barack Obama]

Decided to take the Pepsi challenge at carriage house based on some promising reviews. She has a nice slim body but appeared very cautious at first since she didn't know me. I thought her face was only average, but as she warmed up a bit she began to smile a bit more and relax and looked better. I was ready to give a 6/7 but will upgrade to an 8 as she seemed to get nicer as the session went on. YMMV. Nice hands, good massage

 

[J NAES]

During my recent business trip to DC, I was looking for a quick release today before a meeting so I went back to my regular AMP. However, mostly places that I used to go are closed for some reason (PM me if you know why) , so I decided to go to Physical Center in the Arlington from BP Ad. This place was a bit more upscale then places I had visited. I had a very good looking Korean lady from NYC, great little body, friendly said she's new. She's very pretty, all natural and a nice personality. Good massage. I haven't been to an AMP in a while so it was great time for muscle relaxing. Fully satisfied. Worth a visit.

 

[Erick28]

LEGALIZE IT!

 

[Pompal 09.]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/261063613.html

 

[BritneyHill]

That would be Gina, Gucci (although the Cucci was nice LOL), Laura and Pinky (maybe she was kind of Picky come to think of it). There were some others stars there, but they weren't around for very long.

...and on to the topic at hand, I agree...seems like some sort of breakfast meat anyway...

Thanks for bringing it to everybody's attention RM...

 

[ideal22us]

Why you act like the mpnet FIVE-OH? You got Po-Po blood running through you? Shaking down a brother! DAMN.

A skrulnik? Look it up, fool!

 

[Jamie N]

I love this post.

 

[carmenH2-ali]

Went to 1818 and got in just before closing time and was given Tina. I had read a few posts mentioning her name going back last year but never met her before. The reviews about her looks are true, she has a nice tanned but not dark body and a pretty face. Only negative is that I can't rate her looks higher because of her bangs (reminds me of the female version of the male bowl cut). Maybe the next time she visits the hair salon, I can rate her looks at least an 8.

Very friendly and talkative as she gave a thorough massage. On the flip, I got a clear look at her naked body which was pretty good eyecandy. Kissed up and down my body. Some CBJ before hopping on for cowgirl where she remained for a good bit before asking me to get on top. That's a plus, I've found the girls I enjoy the most are the ones who don't half-ass cowgirl for ten seconds before asking to switch. Went to doggy and then missionary. She wasn't very flexible, but oh well. Her breasts definitely feel nice, though they are fake.

Can anyone versed in plastic surgery explain why some girls have rock hard tits while others feel plush? And a better question is, why don't they all choose the plush feeling ones?

Afterwards, she was very cuddly and playful which is always a great touch. Session itself was standard fare but her personality and attitude were great. I will rate her looks higher if she gets a better hair-do (unless the bangs are there to cover some sort of grotesque demonic horn).

Repeat? Yes.

If you go to 1818 and are looking for a pretty girl, I say go with Mina or Tina. Servicewise, your mileage may vary as I see Tina does have a bad review. The only reason Mina and Tina are still working in DC is because both live in the area. Even if business is slow, it's convenient for them to stay near home. The other two girls at the establishment are Annie and Cherry. Not surprisingly, I found neither very pretty.

 

[Pompal 09.]

After my visit to the 4th floor at 1333, I walked around to get a bite to eat and see some other places.

I found the places on M, though there were a lot of people around.

I then went down to the 1413 place, walking right it past it the first time. The bar right above it had a bouncer and valets, so I was thinking that it might be a little uncomfortable going down those stairs. I know I should be past that by now, I know who cares. But I liked the fact that I could sort of slip into supra more unnoticed.

Anyway, it was cold wet night and a lousy one for walking around, especially for this kid from Cali. But for the US, I still like the AMP scene here.

Thanks again guys, your posts were helpful to get me what I was looking for.

 

[Winter Glory]

Women in AMPs are no more trapped than we are. They continue to live this life largely because of money. There is a small portion of individuals being held against their will, but the statistics is very small.

These ladies will continue to live this life. Why? A large portion of them are not trained for anything else. This is vocational training at its best. Although I did meet one lady who was a teacher back in the mother land, other than that, the variation is very limited.

I know two former ladies who married and decided to give up the life. One pursues a career in real estate and the other works in a rug and tug place. Rug and tug are considered non-sexual to these ladies. Go figure.

This brings up another point about the pursuing a relationship with these ladies. From my experience, if you consider having a relationship with them, their professional life will always be a crutch in the relationship. Regardless if they are working in or managing an AMP, they will always be involved in this life. Be sure you are OK with taking part in it. For example, reading about how your wife services others on this board and the insane things that these people write about. If you are unaffected by such fictional accounts, then by all means, marry them all.

The chances of them leaving this life is slim to none. However, if your monthly income ranges from 20-40 thousand a month, then you may have some leverage in the negotiation.

Just a thought,

Ian

 

[a.s.a.p.]

Can we get away from the price/girl/BS talk. Someone, anyone go out and get some. Hopefully I'll get a chance this week, maybe early next week. I'll go. Happy at 1413 sounds promising. Last time I was there I had Nana. Incredible experience. I would recommend her. Nice ass, trim clam, perfect boobs. No nonsense type of girl. She likes the hand signs too, so nothing gets said incase LE happens to be listening. Besides, all I did was go for a nice back massage and it turned into a back massage and a foot massage.

Hoping the price/debate will go away. I agree that we need to keep the price down, but it's like gasoline, we all need it no matter what the price.

That's all I'm going to say about that (thus spoke Forrest Gump)

Cabbie!