Massage Parlor Reports

[Peter & Paulo]

But if a boyfriend does comes along, it is a bonus and the ticket to a Green Card (as long as he is paying!).

 

[originalbadguy2000]

If I had a great imagination, I would imagine that:

I was out and about on the prowl early this morning, and decided to pass by 6:17 to have my lubes done. Lo and behold, as I approached the den from afar, I spot the unmistakeable glowing lights of babylon. I cautiously cruise towards my previously intended target, just to check out the babylonian actions, and I spot one of their charriots not 2 doors away, sitting there, lights ablazing.

I see no commotion, no handcuffs, no yellow tape. Not even the babylonian himself, which I found wierd. Still, knowing that I am a poor believer in coincidences, I wondered: was it a sting? (tho I will admit one charriot does not a sting make) A ploy to dissuade potential lubers? (it surely worked for me... I took my business elsewhere). Or was it simply a case of coincidence?

Hoped none of my fellow massageplanet hobbyists were caught with their pants down, as it were.

Selah!

(p.s. translations: babylon = Jamaican for LE)

 

[peace.love25941]

I think Honey is the shortest girl there right now. So, any more details on this mystery girl? I'm sure somebody here can help with some more info.

 

[Julian G]

Commuter05,

I gotta agree with Sleaze. Unless you do the right thing (I. E. , return and bring Rose a double tip, without asking for any further service when you do so), you are simply a Class A turd. And you sure as heck ain't gonna get any intel from the rest of the members here.

If a monger makes an honest mistake, and thought he had sufficient funds but come to find out that (ooops! ) he didn't, then he is obliged to rectify that. It does happen.-- I know, because it happened to me. Once!.-- but you must correct the situation pronto! When it happened to me, I went to the nearest ATM, withdrew the right amount for tip plus extra, and went right back. I'll admit, when I did that the girl was very surprised (she thought I would just skip out). But, when I returned to that AMP on future visits, I was always viewed as a trustworthy customer and never had a bad experience there. (Even got FS on a few occasions, without asking for it! And this was in NoVA, in Fairfax.)

So, do the right thing, right NOW. Don't prove to be what it appears you are. Okay?

R: R

 

[Maria M]

Ah, Bubba King, since you've only 1 post to your credit thus far, here's a golden opportunity for you to ingratiate yourself to the rest of this forum. Check the new place out, and give us a review. Remember to keep an eye out for details: F/B/A/S ratings, door fee & tip(s), number of therapists (if you're able to determine), whether or not the mamasan is hot also, and (last but not least) whether there was any LEO presence in the parking lot outside, next door, or across the street.

Have fun at the Forum
R::R

P.S. --- I think the old place, to which you referred, was called Champions.

 

[tommie]

The DOW was down 800 a bit ago. Germany and even Switzerland have currencies under seige! I heard on the radio the sale of gold coins has been suspended by many dealers.

Soon no one will afford the hobby.

The DC Spa Scene = the US Financial Markets.

Where is our bailout? I say reopen the spas, and cut prices 50%, no 75%!!
Let the Fed pick up the difference. This will restore consumer confidence.

 

[iLyAnA]

Had a very similiar experience. Was also told to come back. Momma san is Very attractive and Very polite! I understood and I certaintly will come back!

 

[NikkiBay8]

Now, that's hardly a good attitude to take, Brad, ol' boy. This forum is big enough for all of us. If some folks want to be more expansive in their reviews, that's their option. If others want to be more discreet, that's their prerogative. You shouldn't get all huffy and go telling folks that they ought to pack up and go elsewhere (especially since many of them were here before you ).

Not to belabor the point, since we've been down this road before, but some feel (perhaps rightly) that posting more information, rather than less, just serves to help LEO refine their targets. You have to remember: LEO has limited resources and they cannot target every AMP in town. So, they will apply their limited resources to those AMPs that they know or suspect of being "eggregious violators. "

Let's use an example for analogy. Crooks know that most houses in decent neighborhoods have things inside worth stealing. Now, let's say their are 10 houses in a neighborhood. Suppose one of the 10 displays wealth ostentatiously or one of the 10 puts a sign in their front yard that reads "This is a Gun-Free House." Guess which house the crook is going to target? (Hint: It ain't likely to be the house that has a used pickup truck, with a Confederate flag in the back window, parked outside.)

So, now you should (hopefully) be able to understand the perspective that others like Guitarman and Jake and others are talking about. If not, well, fine. But, just don't expect that they'll be willing to share much info with you, either in the open forum or via PM. Them's the hard facts, bub. Life's tough, and it's tougher for those who are chronically stupid, careless, or just plain hardheaded. Now, before you take any offense, I'm not (repeat, not) calling you stupid. I'm just trying to explain the other perspective. Have fun at the Forum.

RR

 

[ammybaybee]

Oh dear lord, what some men will believe.

A few tidbits of advice.

1) If fluid/precum never came out before when you squeezed, you need to get that checked out ASAP. If it is something, and if it's treatable, you need to attend to that sooner than later before it beomes untreatable. Worst case scenario you still need to attend to it sooner than later so you have a better chance of managing it.

2) I really do hope you did bag it up. If you went to a local bar and hit on all the girls and asked them all who had herpes or the clap, how many of them do you think would admit to it? Because statistically, a good amount of them would have something. Even the CDC doesn't have accurate numbers as those are only the ones reviewed. I have several urologist friends and they say that the number of people who have herpes is closer to 3 out of 4, but many never have symptoms.

3) Most of the girls rarely spend their money to buy new outfits. How many do you think really spend $$ to get tested regularly. I would imagine even the free clinics (if they would even go to them) would have a cut off on how many times they'd give them free testing in a year.

4) Every disease has a different incubation period, and that in itself varies based on the immune system of it's host. If she was tested 30 days ago or even yeaterday that probably seems great. Super safe right? WRONG! If she got something like Hep C with up to a 90 day incubation period or even AIDS where it can take 6 months to a year to present in most tests, if she contracted one of those 45 days ago, odds are good that wouldn't show up on her test. Additionally, you have to factor all those she was with after the most recent test. Even if she was tested yesterday, if she was with a new guy before you today, you can kiss the test result accuracy goodbye because all bets are off.

Not trying to be a downer, but that's the reality of it all.

I used to work at GBT at their last locale (and sadly just discovered yesterday they were shut down back in 07). I know many of you didn't seem to like that place due to price and not getting the extras, but I have to say I took great comfort in knowing that at the end of each day, both myself and the client left in the same health as they entered.

Just some food for thought.

 

[smiley123]

Happiness was always good to me Mama & cookmama liked me. I rember once taken 2-doz live jumbo crabs in, you`ed think I was a king the way they treated me....... those were the days miss those girls

 

[SG Brittanys]

I expect that like in the past when you agree or disagree with a position the last word of the opposing group is that you wil be called an a..hole. But that is the norm for this forum, when you take a stand that may differ from someone else, and once they are out of valid arguments they revert to name-calling. Irregardless of this childplay, I still have to agree with Sleazebum as I also feel strongly that the current prices are just right. If you look hard enough you can get find real nice latina and asians locally in suitable surroundings at a reasonable price. On the other hand, I remember when the area was abound with spinners and porn stars you could be shuffled out of an establishment in 15 minutes. That was no bargain, and you don't need a spiffy computer model to figure this one out. Did those same economic geniuses with the flawed business models predict the recession we are in now?

 

[?JD?]

New Nana at 1333. She says she has been there eleven days. OK ts. Excellent massage. Ok cg. Not even close to a spinner. Overweight, middrift flab. Saggy headlights. But a pleasant personality. YMMV.

 

[Marven]

If you click on the "see other ads by this user" at the bottom of the BP ad, it will reveal another pic which has been repeatedly used by a well-known R.O.B. Move on.

 

[Lil T]

Which 1333, Green or fouth floor?

 

[JS14]

Exactly right; if ownership and mamasans had their shit together it would be a much different story. I would expect better management practices from ownership to protect such a very lucrative enterprise.

*from a thin very good looking guy!

MnV

 

[somehuman]

Yeah I've been in Richmond for 6 years and this place really does suck. was hoping someone out there had found a gem but I guess not. Hey X sailor thanks for the advice. DC here I cum!

 

[Hiffodorgotut]

Yea guys the most to hope for in Rockville is HJ. Went to 2 yesterday. The first one I should have known it would be crap cause they advertise on dc craigslist for 45 / hr. Absolutely no extras were available she just said "massage finish" and left the room, massage was good gave a. 2 tip. Still feelin backed up I decided to check out another place.

I've been seein many places advertising asian and latin girls available. But what I think happens is that its a AMP and they have some contract latinas that they call if a client asks for one ahead of time and they come over. So checked out a spot on shady grove ct, was told they had latina. So when I get there a asian DUDE answers the door, I'm like WTF, but I say he is a guy he won't waste another guy's time he mus know why men go to parlors and it aint just for HJ. Anyway he tells me the latina chick's car broke down and she can't makeit so he show me the asian chic there who had some nice D's, so I say why not. The massage was ok, she however was not even comin close to the boys which was strange. So on the flip she ask me what I want so I do the universal hand symbol of the index and thumb on one hand and the index finger of the other hand.

I ould see the fear in her eyes she said " no, no I will get locked up", I tried to reassure her I was not he police nor would I tell anyone but she was too scared, had to plead with her to show me the funbags, I realised the night was a waste so I settled for a HJ gave her. 4 tip. So I think rockville is over priced and under serving.

Courtesan Lover

 

[SportsInjuryCharley]

Monger is an abbreviation of whoremonger.

From Marriam-Webster.com\dictionary

whoremonger
Main Entry: *****·mon·ger
Pronunciation: \-ˌməŋ-gər, -ˌmنŋ-\
Function: noun
Date: 1526
: whoremaster


whoremaster

Main Entry: *****·mas·ter
Pronunciation: \-ˌmas-tər\
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
: a man consorting with whores or given to lechery

 

[Captain Obvious]

Van Driver,

I.C.E. is Immigration and Customs Enforcement. And you are right. If anyone were to inspect an AMP looking for illegal immigrants, it would most likely be I.C.E. This guy's post is just crap. The folks who would likely be looking for permits and licenses would be local LE, not the feds.

C.I.S. is the agency you would talk to in order to renew a visa, apply for citizenship, etc. As I said before, there's no I.N.S. any longer.

LexLuther

 

[Pompal 09.]

I went out there when it first opened, then about a month later. Its standard NOVA fare, but ok. There is a mattress on the floor (or there was both times I went). Thought to myelf that I was in for a great time. Not so much! It was not part of either session.

BTW, if you have any pet peaves.

Its on the 2nd floor behind a restaurant. There is an elevator that takes you up to their front door. Its kind of an awkward setup. Then there is a lot of space between the door and the floor you can see feet walking by. No carpeting from what I remember. Its pretty clinical setting ecept the mattress