Massage Parlor Reports

[Shaggster]

Not only is the door open-- but the phone number is posted on the sign above the awning.

 

[Vienna]

You and I have much in common.

I have had great experiences with women, but upon reflection, they have either been European or Asian. Hmmm. Some American women are not the prizes they think they are.

 

[mint frost]

Fellow Mongers,

You have a great board here and a wonderful city. Amp action here rivals what I previously thought the best, Oxnard.

Went to 14k and had a great time with a lady named "blue". She was attractive but was self conscious about her bolt ons (evident stuffing lines), and she had a great attitude. For $1 tip after 0.6 entry fee had a great table shower, asian, even a prostrate massage (which I am not too fond of), mouthing of the boys (which I love), and much more. It was one of the better AMP experiences of my life.

I can't wait to return to your fine city and sample the other offerings.

Keep the sport alive and Stay safe,
M2

 

[Ian]

Went to HH again as it's close to where I live and still open. I wouldn't say that it's the best option but it's the only one I know of that's still around. I know that they offer FS, but I've never been interested in finding out. I'll keep going there until I find something better to keep my entertained on slow days.

 

[ShoppingBandGeek]

Hey guys,

The map and open/closed info is so helpful. I have been foraging outside the District for a while since all of my regular haunts bit the dust.

New Intel:

New world on 11th is gone. The building is a shell and being refurbished.

I visited Rio for the first time today - everything A+ and 100% satisfied. Mamasan is friendly and Hot! Got Apple and she was so sweet. Non rushed and more than usually offered in terms of time and action.

Cheers,

Chris

 

[Pompal 09.]

I will be in DC in a couple weeks and will be staying near Bolling AF Base for at least a night. Are there any AMPs near that area? Feel free to PM if it's more appropriate. Thanks.

 

[Jenx D]

Check the nova forum for multiple reviews about Golden Palms.

PT

 

[prajna d]

Oh yeah, WGS is great. The only thing I don't like about WGS is that the TS is performed by some other girl (mexican chick) and just a wash, no extras. TS is my fav, and wish I could find a B2B one somewhere!

 

[colorprodigy]

Couldn't we say the same thing to you? If you're gonna go spouting your opinion, be ready for people to disagree with you. If you don't like what we have to say to you, use your OWN ignore feature!

 

[Andersonymous]

I have no idea what you are saying! Too much code.

Van

 

[Elaine]

Met Coco at OK. Not much to add from Cabdriver52's description earlier except if you like a soapy long TS & nice big natural boobs she is worth seeing.

 

[I Am Jesus]

I forgot to mention that Laura (mentioned in previous posts of others) is no longer training at the olympic gym.

 

[de_anonymous92]

Hi Friends,

Saw Angie today. Fun as usual. But more interesting is the news:

1. She is going on vacation (NJ) next Friday for 3 weeks. Will return about Thanksgiving.

2. Ruby and Coco are coming back next week.

3. All girls there are friends and do not have problems with our varying tastes.

Have fun and be safe,

Rx

 

[Obama Lied Trillion$ Died]

Picked this up on CL tonight?

In passing I noticed today that the pad locks have been removed from the front door of the Happiness Spa on 10th Street, N.W. Please let this be a sign that they are coming back. I miss my Asian hotties really bad.

 

[dontheturner]

But I posted a few times a few years back...but work took me elsewhere..and I didn't quite have access to this type of site. As for questions if you would have read, I asked if anyone knew if the AMP was still around on G street, and about Golden Palms/Hands etc. I didn't ask for details about anything I know better being I have not been around for a while.

So a little courtesy would be appreciated.

 

[2 days left !]

I went to VIP this weekend. It's a bit different from my last review of the establishment.

 

[Jared]

Its been awhile since my last dream. After RTFF, I decided to give the K Street basement a shot. I used to go there quite a bit but it was always spotty (to me anyhow). I found it true to form once again.

Went in and dropped a couple names from the forum to mamasan. Led to room and was presented with Joon (June). Not my type at all. Older, heavier and not so nice face. Nice e-rack though. Standard TS with a 5 minute stint in the
sauna. Went back to room and planted $ under the cell phone on the end table. I'll give the lady props for the massage, after all - thats what I went for. Very very good. A+ there.

Light tickling in the back end followed on by the standard breast massage on the back etc. Flip side led to a pleasant but not so energetic CBJTF. I've never really been into DATY or FS with these ladies so I was "satisfied". The $ may be overpayment for the CBJTF but I've found if I tell them thats all I'm interested in - the service usually isn't as energetic and they skip the other items that lead up to the event.

All in all, 50 minutes spent - std service for the std fee of $ + house fee. Nuetral rating - nothing to really write home about. I wouldn't repeat with Joon simply due to the fact she was heavier than I like in a K girl and, well, her face....it was a face that only LL could love.

This was only a dream though and could never possibly happen in real life as these places don't exist anymore. *shrug* Ohh - and it feels damn good to be posting again!

Cheers
Nova

 

[jenna b]

Did about 6 pages of reading here before heading out, and with all the obfuscated details decided that M St was my best bet.

Got to the location at about 11:30am. I started up on the 3rd floor, greeted by a round woman in her 40s who led me to the room. I asked for a lineup, not expecting one, but hoping that at least she would get the hint that I didn't want her. She pleasantly says 'one minute' and leaves. A few minutes later another 40+ woman comes in - better figure, but still 40+. I again ask for lineup, and she says only 2 girls working right now because of football (??!), maybe around 5pm there will be more. I say OK, maybe I'll come back later.

I go down to 2nd floor (Star Spa?), hoping it will be better. Mamasan takes me to back, I ask for lineup, and in comes Angie. She's pretty stocky, flat tummy but wide hips and saggy breasts, about 35 years old, and not so pretty. But at this point I don't feel like spending the whole day doing the trial-and-error, so I say OK.

Angie has a pleasant personality, gives a pretty OK massage, then on to the flip, about 5 second CBJ, then straight to doggie for about 1 minute, then to mish (her call - I was happy with the doggie but didn't really matter to me). At this point I figured it wasn't going to get any better, so just concentrated on popping so I could get on with my day.

Sum it up... just ok, but not my style (prefer slimmer girls). Standard fare ($.6)

Side note...

I noticed about 5-6 pages back references to the old AMP list. I used that same list a couple years ago for the DC Amps map referenced on the 'reviews of Distinction'. If anyone wants to PM updates, I'll update the map.

LT

 

[Spicy Chicken Sandwich]

I have to agree with Ravane. N2 displays a curious mix of rich vocabulary along with bizarre grammatical usage, misspellings, and mis-matched subject/verb pairings. Perhaps N2 could tell us what is first language is. This may help us to understand. My guess is that he is either some shade of asian (perhaps southeast asian) or that he is from another planet entirely.

Please N2, give us some insight into what is at work in your linguistically bizarre behavior. If posts such as Ravane's upset you, then you have to help us find our way toward accepting you.

If N2 is asian as I have suggested, he is most likely what we used to call a "stupent" during the time when I was employed by a major local university. If this is true, then he may very well be dipping his little spoon too frequently into the Peruvian marching powder.

You must admit though that he is entertaining in his own irksome way.

LexLuther

 

[black keys x]

We would love to have you back.

Roger Nelson.