Massage Parlor Reports

[rbabz]

Be careful SH. People on this board may be confused by your humor.

LexLuther

 

[Ninth Gate]

The type of post we DO NOT NEED! Thanks for the info, but now if you want to go again, you had better be quick since the likelihood of them being open when you return is diminished because of your careless posting.

The explicit detail you provide to satisfy yourself is NOT helpful to us here who would like for them to remain in business for a while. Please be much more discrete when posting, and maybe we will all have a chance.

stay safe.

AM

 

[madi]

These buses are $20 to NY? . I have heard some rumors about China town to China town buses, have anyone here used them?

 

[lil_c200516101]

Today.

Orange.

Nana.

WONDERFUL!!!!!

Go see her!

JJ

 

[Bret]

I'd just call you... in fact, I think I might.

 

[MathHelp]

If you mean TS as in Table Shampoo then the answer is "yes".

But if you mean TS as in transsexual I suggest you look elsewhere because us fellows here aren't into that.

 

[curiouswoman]

on the table or night stand but I have not until the other night had it requested before the service.

Most common is the work on the back while questioning if you have been there before, what do you do... but on flip at, some time, during frontal massage comes the suttle question of what you want and/or the attempt to have you put their hand on a special area.

As I mentioned I have been to DC many time between 2003 and now (less now due to logistics) and until the other night did not experience this.

You live you learn.

I remember on place used to advertise in city paper, it was to the left of on "L" down an alley. I do not remember their name or event if they built in front but that was a haunt a couple back. They did a great service had young K and treated you well. Does anyone think they know where I am talking about? Are they still around?

 

[nipples kostalakis]

No you should give him 'one' across the face with a mini-bat so he will go away and stop harassing discrete mongers.

 

[sheldonlinker]

I'm a huge Nana fan! Hoping to see her again this weekend.

 

[Nitika]

Goes by Pepsi. Engurish very very poor. Attitude warmed This cool beverage is still a bit green, and will probably develop into a skilled dealer...

After several weeks of reading the forum I ventured out into DC armed with all your information. Thank you all for the "education".

On Thursday I went to Supra. Mid-day. "First time here"?. "Yes. But I've been to other places". She smiles and leads me to the room.

Pepsi walks in. Looks real young. Fully tanned and sexy. Pretty tall. I instantly leave the $ on the table under the kleenex box in plain site. First comment I always get, "you are big, strong, guy. Are you in Military?" I wear my hair real short and have tattoos. "No. I work in International Broadcasting." Puzzled look on her face. "Are you Law Enforcement?" I laugh. I am completely naked now, no shame. "No, no cop. no trouble". That puts them at ease.

( I have been to 2 AMPS in DC so far, 1 AMP in NOVA, and a Chinese Condo in NOVA. Always the same line of questioning. I don't lie. I smile a lot, I hug them when I first see them, will grab their butt if they do the same, etc. I work out 3 days a week, heavy, I have several tats, short spiked hair, an earring, I have no idea why all these ladies think I am a cop. I do have a young face for a 40 something year old...I don't know...I haven't been sent away yet!)

Off to the shower. ROUGH! Hurts a little! I am thinking this isn't gonna be good... Back to room. She sees the $ under the kleenex and says suprised, "You want everything?" I nod in agreement.

Gentleman. This girl was awful. She jumped all over my back, I was hearing annoying top 40 music on the radio, and the room was as hot as a sauna. On the flip she grabs a condom and puts it on. I am barely hard. She starts yanking. She keeps staring at me. I am looking at her like, "What the hell are you doing?" Fellas it was almost like I was with someone who never did this before. Maybe some of the slightly drunk, horned up mongers, get hard instantly. I need the attention first. She did not have the skill. So, the room was hot, the radio was blaring annoying commercials, I was not into it. I pulled off the condom and asked for a hot towel. I never blamed her. I was never rude or abusive. She was so sorry he went back to sleep. Me too! That body with the shaved kitty looked sweet! When she left I took back 3 of the Jacksons. She returned and noticed right away. She says "What's going on"? I said it didn't happen so I took some back. "But I used my mouth. Should be 80". Hmm she has a good point. I say "How about 60 is that fair?" "I did not finish". She replies, "Not my fault. You have too much stress?" Now I feel guilty and embarrassed. She gathers up the 60. She looks annoyed. I get dressed and reach in my pants for a 10. Lay that down on the table. I say I am sorry it didn't work out. She grabs the 10 and shrugs it off. I just wanted out of here now. No drama occurred and I wanted to "do the right thing". I left and everything was cool.

I had been to 1333 Green on Wednesday. Met Cocoa. Oh my fucking god was she awesome! I can't wait to go back! She almost swallowed the whole thing! She really knew what to do and how to do it. A great massage too! Like I said, I work out at the gym 3 days a week and to get a good back and leg massage is a plus! The sex was outstanding. All sorts of positions, caressing the right spots. Awesome. I contemplated going back to her Thursday afternoon but chose to go to Supra instead. I regret that now.

On Tuesday I tried Han-Sol. Got a girl named Hana. She was short, cute, sexy, with believable implants. Everything was great. I especially appreciate the ones who do CG in the squatting position as opposed to resting on their knees. That is a turn on. Those tight little bottoms and thighs from all that squatting. When I was about to finish she squeezed real hard. WOW! It seemed like 16 ounces shot out! I felt like Peter North! Never had that before! Will certainly go back for more.

It is kind of busy outside though. The tour bus stop, all the tourists, etc. I don't care. Years ago I went to some scary places to score blow. I mean scary! (Thank god I don't do that stuff anymore!) I can stay cool going upstairs for massage therapy. A few guys posted that the tour bus driver and the tourists scared them off. I just walk with a purpose. The funniest part was asking the mailman where Green Ct. is. Talk about having the right person in front of you at the appropriate time! Otherwise I would never have found cocoa, yum.

I work in DC and live in NOVA. The best thing I found, by a timely and fortunate return phone call, was a condo in Tysons. Chinese girls. I love going there. Went there this morning before work. Unbelievable massages.

Thank you all for the information you have posted. It was extremely helpful. I am really enjoying this new hobby of mine. I always wanted to do this.

 

[Cute Latin Girl]

Very odd hours.

I have "Stairway to Heaven" playing in my head right now.

I just hope the pissy smell is gone, and the 5-10 girl lineups are available.

 

[Sahara]

Take this with a grain of salt, but someone who self-identifies as a new spa owner wrote this about Orange on another board. I do not think they like it when you link to other boards, so I won't. But here is the quote--

"Heard this place was being watched...(which ones aren't in DC these days). Have had girls from DC contacting me for work in NYC...just be careful..."

Not matter what, be careful.

 

[RICKYS GIRL]

I completely agree. In my years of mongering, I've yet to come across a Japanese provider at an AMP. In AMPs, I've seen Koreans, Thai, Laotians, and Chinese, but not Japanese. Even the ones who said they were Japanese or Korean/Japanese mix all turned out to be Korean.

 

[Rachel <3]

Those of you who were in the Washington DC area in 2000-2001, will agree that "downtown" was the place to be. Ah, those memories. I used to be an observer in this form back then and I am thankful to all the guys in the forum here for being excellent guides.

I did RTFF and was sad to hear about it. Anyways you guys (in DC) are doing a great job and I am going to keep on RTFF and maybe when I get a chance to visit DC again, will come across some other equally nice place in town.

 

[Pooperdooper]

You think that was funny RM? The full story on M Street was a riot in retrospect. I TOFTT and my review was rejected on another board, so few benefited from my traumatic experience. If enough people want to see it, I'll post it...for everyone's benefit.



1333 1st has a higher return rate than most...so vacation sometimes means just that. As for Suzy being the "constant girl", I think it's another lady...but Suzy seems to have been on regular rotation for a few months...

 

[Stank]

Got bored with the NOVA scene because it seemed really bleak in the past month to two months. I decided to drive out west to Front Royal.

First. This place is hard as hell to find. It is an old colonial house on one of the main streets in town. Parking is in the rear. I got out there and there were a few cars in the parking area so I thought they must have a few providers. I was wrong. Came to the door and said "come back 30-mins." So I went to Wal-Mart and walked around for while because I was not going to waste that tw0-hour drive.

When I returned invited in by a short 40-50ish korean woman. She took me to a room with a bed and told me to relax. I started to undress. Wrong! It was just for me to hang out until I went into the massage room. This place is literally an old house and the woman who led me in was not my provider.

I was escorted to another room with a massage table and a fireplace. Late 30's provider, short korean with a pudge. Nice massage and a lot of talking. No TS. Thought it was going to be a waste of time. On the flip Nova Finish and roaming invited. Not the best service but not rushed and it felt like a familiar visit with a friendly provider. Not worth the drive except for the fact that it was comforting and inviting atmosphere.

80. 60-tip 6appearance / 6service

 

[E-rock]

CPHC was the best AMP ever. Does anyone know whatever happened to Park and if a new place with just as many excellent girls will rise from the ashes? Also, there's supposed to be some new titty bar/MP combo opening up in PG.

Can anyone help a fellow traveler out?

Thanks

 

[VICTORY]

Does anybody know Nana? My best place close?

 

[ican2bpicky]

Dropped by 1413 a couple of nights ago. As I am becoming a familiar face, the Ahjima* is happy to see me. I ask who's available, she says Angie and Mimi.

Now I remembered LL's review about Mimi and her "rule" about DATY. That's a huge negative in my book. I met Angie before and decided to go that route. Angie had a great attitude in our first session and she was very happy to see me again. As a result, this session was nice, unrushed and lovey-dovey. As an added bonus, I discovered that Angie speaks Japanese as a third language -- not as good as Nana, but good enough to whisper sweet things in her ear.

I'll repeat with Angie. Given the negativity expressed about Mimi, I may avoid her, despite her appealing height.

*Please Note: Koreans don't use the term "mama-san," their term is Ahjima. Under certain circumstances, the use of "mama-san" could tick them off. You'll often hear the girls call to the Ahjima saying, "Ohnii." That means, "older sister." In Korea, you'll often hear girls calling to their customers, "Ohpa! Ohpa!" That means "older brother."

 

[seek513]

Is this the same Bebe that used to work at Sun ? , is she back ? or am I mistaken .