Massage Parlor Reports

[Strive 4 Success]

I stopped by earlier this evening. Defintely closed, sign was posted stating that it was closed for business. Another one bites the dust.

 

[Arthur Always]

The fact that there haven't been many (any?) highly-publicized raids of DC's AMPs suggests that, perhaps, this is more of a temporary thing at a local rather than a national level.

True, the AMPs have closed down for the while. but I suspect that, DC being what it is (and DC's government being what it is, namely a microcosm of a typical African nation that's rife with corruption and croneyism), this is just a case of the AMPs having been given an enforced sabatical until the election season is done with. It just wouldn't be good for what's left of DC's public image if the massage parlours were operating at full tilt boogey while "the Messiah" is being sworn in. (Also, while Clinton is no longer in town, the image of a steady stream of Democrats making pilgrimages to any of the local AMPs during Inaugural Week would be unseemly, even for Democrats.)

So, look for the AMPs to make a reappearance, in new locations, after the January festivities are done with and all attention is focused again on Capitol Hill during the confirmation "hearings" for all the new staff positions. Of course, this being DC, members of the local Donut Brigades will have had to have been given the appropriate "licensing fee" (read: bribe or protection money). But, this being DC, that shouldn't be a burdensome cost for any of the AMPs. After all, the AMPs may be dealing with corrupt folks, but too much of DC is populated with cut-rate corrupt folks. As with everything DC, the bribery and corruption is done at a second-class level.

Wait for mid-February, or possibly the arrival of Spring and the "Cherry Blossoms."

R::R

 

[Rodina]

Had a nice massage/hj at a place in Fredrick.

Private residence, clean and friendly.

Talent was a 6.5 all the way around but I was comfortable so.

70 hr + I gave nice tip for the really good massage.

A little worried since the Laurel LE buston similar looking operation.

 

[jayant]

But there are two Asian honies working out of Rosslyn right now, ads on CL/Eros using a few names. Both look pretty phat and definitley well on the underside of 30. I would hit it, but due to some incidents in the past, I just do not monger in Va. EVER. Not even Rosslyn.

Anyways, these two look like what we had come to expect during the AMP glory days, though there is no way in hell they are asking $.6

 

[dkomarovska]

Lex:

Unsure what 12/8/08 you are refering to. I was under the impression that this forum was to share intel about our experiences in having sex with women. Implicit in that is what turns us on, and what does not.

Lax

 

[~*Hannah*~]

Ok, I'm one of those slugs that RTFF and doesn't post. I understand your 'tudes, but the Catholic guilt trip won't work on me. I'm going to hell anyway for much worse offenses, and a number of y'all will be there with me.

Joy. Let me 'splain.

I had climbed up there twice in Jan (not easy for us FOGs) and seen 'Cherry' as mentioned previously here (tall girl, hard, store bought Bs). The first time (1st week of Jan) she was calling herself 'June'. The first session was at 11pm at night and lasted only 40 mins. TS ok, not much time wasted on massage, so plenty of activity during that session anyway. She wasn't rushing me, but she was a very busy girl. I had to slow her down, but she was a 'happy girl' too and was aiming to please. After, she told me there were only 2 girls that night and, of course, "come back early in day and I take care of you". So.

A couple of weeks ago, I get there about 11:15am, arrive at the door (panting as usual) and I'm asking for June. Mamasan knows not of whom I speak, so I say "tall girl" and she marches in Joy. (oh my. Did I mention that I like tall girls? Well really, I like all girls, but a tall asian lady? Oh my.) There was that moment where she didn't know me, I didn't know her, and just then, June/aka/Cherry pops in the door. She recognizes me and the deed is done. No Joy for me that day, but ms Cherry is a hard worker. Actually, the shower was busy at that moment, so she asks "you want shower after? " I'm like "sure". Ms Cherry was out of uniform and on patrol immediately. A good time was had. (I should mention she went up into cowgirl on her own.) Some mish, a doggie (her on the table) finish and then (after some recovery) went to the TS. All in all, it was very relaxing. I could have napped in my car.

There is a reason for all of this. Standby.

On this Monday past, I took some $ that I shouldn't be spending, took the best pain pill I had ½ hour before hitting the steps, and arrived (mildly panting- I was pacing myself) at 1:30pm. The Mamasan recognizes me and I ask for 'Joy'. She nods yes and looks a little suprized. She asks "how you know her name? " The fiasco from the last week of 'who's who and 'tall girl' was too much to explain, so I say "the internet" ('cause I scarfed the intel here) and her eyes get real wide, but she smiles, nods and "OKs" her way out of the room.

Finally, Joy. I'm 6' tall, and she's every bit of that. She is not skinny by any stretch, she is statuesque. She has a baby doll face and lovely smile. Just perfect nat Bs with pencil eraser nips that would be Cs on your typical 5'2" AMP spinner. Best for me was the happy attitude. It never hurts to have fun. (Well, sometimes.) TS was typical of what we expect. In the room, she sees the Benajmin and says "you want everything? " "Yes, Ma'am" I did tell her no massage, but could she scratch my back a little and that was a fine choice. On the flip, we get to some BB shaft licking and some major league testicle slurping. No AR. She had no condom technique. There was no doubt what she was doing. (I think they get extra small condoms just to make us think we're having a good day.)

Once comdomized, she went to work on Old Rusty. I let her go, I wasn't going to stop her. She was at it quite some time before she realized it was time to move on. I did request some DATY. She seemed hesitant, but consented. I wasn't there to lay the big slurp on her, I just wanted a good mental picture of the view. (an artful trim job.) She's as pretty on that end as she is on the other. I was only there for a couple minutes, but during that, it sure felt like I was getting DT'd and as best I could see in the mirror, it wasn't her hand.

I should mention 'the view'. Now, YMMV but, this girl is beautiful. When she's up on her hands and knees crawling around on top of you, she is a sight to behold. Her long dark hair, her long torso, the way her nat breasts lay when she's in any position had me looking in the mirror more often than usual (and she knew it).

Went to mission at her request, her on table, me standing. Quite a sight with her feet as high as my head. I love a doggie finish, so I asked and she was ready, though she was going to get on her hands and knees on the table. Not. Her ass was up to my chest. Once we were all on the floor, she was a perfect fit. I was trying to milk it for awhile (and did- I had great grip access to those swaying breasts) but eventually it was time for the express. I did grab her by the hips and really got in there deep. She tried to re-adjust lower, but I told here I had her where I wanted her. Later, she told me I was a gentleman. Well, I'll guarantee I was no gentleman that last 2 minutes.

Then, I had my usual collapse, only to be woken by the hot towel. She did curl up and cuddle for 5 mins or so. I wanted to be giving her a major breast exam and be running my finger down the crack of her ass, but I guess I was 'being a gentleman'. Next time, maybe not. Session 50-55 mins.

So, here's the punch line, if you're still with us. After dressing me, most lovingly, she asks "you on internet? You give me good review? " AH-HAH!

Brothers, it seems internet reviewers might get taken care of a little better than the rest of the rabble. So here I am kissin' ass 'cause I promised Joy I'd post for her. I want some more, but funds will be limited for some time. I hope she's still there when I get back.

(Should I hold up a convience store just to go Asian trickin'? Just kidding officer.)

*****

I might not post again for another 5 years, so I'll give you what small intel I have. Can't help you with AMPs, I'm here for your intel. Street action. (no, I ain't posting it over there. Read it here.) Most depressed neighborhoods around DC have local SWs. NE and SE. I don't really know NW. Around the Trinidad area, there is action day and night, but you need to look like you belong there. If you're an outside the beltway dude, don't do it.

All along WV ave, Montello and Trinidad, Florida on on end, MT Olivet on the other. Most are BSWs but there is a skinny blonde white girl usually working WV. On the other board (here), previously refered to "Good Booty Julie" is really "Good Booty Ms Judy". (The poster must have mis-heard.) Two of my home boys on Penn started calling her "Good Booty", and when they told me her name was really "Judy", she was forever "Good Booty Ms Judy". She uses the name herself. She's a little dark, a little thick (not fat) and is usually in a good mood. We say she gives the 'best head in Trinidad'. Her routine is that she takes all her clothes off, and then wants you to stand. Then, she goes down and goes to work. Also, GBMJ will be glad to use most any orafice. Like Mom says, "wear yer rubbers".

Another girl mentioned was "B". (Don't know her real name. Everybody has a street name. And you don't pick it, it's given to you.) "B" with big jugs is cool "as long as she's not lunchin' out" as my guy puts it. Most here are crack girls and can be had for $7 and a couple af smokes, but not if they don't know you. If a girl is standing on the corner, waving her arms and yelling at you, that's "lunchin", don't do it.

BTW, for those that are hood acclaimated, Tuesdays and Thursdays are "jump out" days in Trinadad. (Plain clothes LE that jumps out and spot checks you. Goes through your pockets. No, it's not legal, it's DC.)

Another hood is the area around MLK and Malcolm X and the row homes back in there. You best know your way around to cruise these areas. The 'after midnight', K and 14th crew is not for me. 3 jacks for head, 5 or more for ½ & ½, I can't do it. I'd rather save it for Joy.

Actually, I'm a SW Baltimore/Brooklyn cruiser. 1 jack for head, 2 for ½ & ½, tip if they let you finish, most BJs are BB, and the prices haven't changed for 20 years. I go back to the 'Trashman' days on the Baltimore board (that was some sad shit) and I must thank y'all for all of the free information I've sucked out of you for years. Especially you DC AMP guys.

Sad losses.

CPHC- Sugie set the standard for AR and Proctology 101 in the shower. I saw Paula twice (in the stereo shower) but never in a room. (Did I mention that I like tall girls? )

Sun- I was addicted to Honey's warm room last winter, and Ms Honey would work me over good. And there was only one set of steps!

*****

I wish you all good luck and a lady with a positive attitude.

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[Hope]

Found out today Young's on vacation.

 

[maggiebridget09]

Hi Guys. I will be visiting from Providence RI, the MP capital of New England. In Providence, the MPs are strickly divided between rub and tug and full service. Yes, you can get a HJ only at a FS place, but you have to pay something close to the full tip, which is 140 plus the 60 house.

What's the situation in DC? I have poured through many posts on this board, and I would be all set if I wanted full service. Only problem is that I want just a good TS, massage, and HJ (and a bit of rimming would be nice! ) and nothing more. I searched under "rub" and got so many hits if was useless. I searched under "tug" and got very few hits. I search "HJ" and got no hits because it does not search terms like that.

I appreciate your advice. BTW, did you know that prostitution is LEGAL in RI if it is done indoors? What sucks is that I live in RI and cannot partake because of risk that I may be spotted. It's like a kid in a candie store unable to sample anything. That's why I do it on business trips, and that's why I'm reaching out for help. Thanks in advance.

 

[Max]

It started out good but turned out to be a quick exit.

It'd been a while so I went out to the Little River Spa first. Never been there, Virginia usually sux but figured I'd give it a try anyhoo. Sometimes you can get a deal.

Walk in, middle aged, not particularly attractive lady answers and walks me to a room. Figured if she'd be willing to give me a BBBJWCSIMCWS it'd be worth the trip.

I ask for it she says no way. I asked for a hj she said no but gave me her hand. I put it where it needed to be and said I'd be willing to forego the shower, massage and all the rest of the bs if she'd just provide some conversation, again the response was no way.

At that point I would've settled for an hj w/o clothes (which is definitely doable in Virginia) but she refused to take off anything. Just jumped on the table and started with the oil on the johnson.

I said forget this, and cancelled the work order.

So on to DC

I had several good times at this place but the last few times were forgettable. Very forgettable. I figured I'd give it a try, oily dick and all.

Key opens the door and she seems like a real ****. Grabs my crotch almost immediately after I walk in. Chunky, heavy makeup but with her attitude I figured this could be a good thing. She asked for the tip upfront but when she came in she started with the hj. I'm like whoa wait a minute. As I was removing her hand it was almost like she was desperately trying to get me off so she could say the deal was complete.

Not this vet.

I told her what I wanted, she wanted more $, considering the change in attitude and the fact that the puss didn't look that good (hair trimmed too short for my taste and kid of fat) I cancelled that transaction as well.

So leaving I thought to myself, I just had two chicks touch my bacon torpedo and I still have my 140 (I never pay 160, I always negotiate the price down otherwise these unscrupulous ppl just keep jacking up the prices)

the only problem now is that I'm carrying around this unspent manhood as we speak

 

[em101]

I have been thinking about this for some time, and I wonder if my fellow mongers have an opinion. It seems like a silly thing, which is why I haven't raised it before. Perhaps that will keep the flames to a minimum.

In an AMP, I really enjoy the HJ more than the FS. I like a good bbbj too, but FS just doesn't do it for me as much. Well, then you might say, "you're in luck, because HJ is cheaper". But here's the discussion point. Along with the HJ, I like the full attention, body to body, mouth, other parts, etc. So I want the full treatment, but I am pretty happy if she finishes it manually.

When I have just paid the HJ price, I have often gotten very mediocre, disinterested service, particularly in recent years. it seems like 5 years ago, the HJ was a perfectly acceptable conclusion.

Yes, I can ask her to do it that way, and I have, but it always seems like a strange request and she doesn't understand it.

Maybe I don't even have a question here, but I wonder if other mongers have any similar experience with this issue and if there is a good approach that you could share.

Thanks much.

B.

 

[Ckoal]

I am an occasional visitor to DC, and always attempt to visit an AMP while in the District. Unfortunately, I am always at the mercy of the Metro. Today I arrived for a two day stay, and even with the regular research I do by RTFF, I was still blanked tonight.

I walked to 1413, Green, and Supra and all were closed. I had hoped at least one would be re-opened, but alas, I didn't get any Korean food tonight. I walked past ICM, and it appeared open, but I seem to remember from the Forum that services there were neither asian nor complete.

If any regulars would be willing to IM me with either information about ICM or other advice, I'd appreciate it. I have one more night to play.

Thanks, all.

 

[Alice D]

Currently living in Richmond and wanted to know if any of you have heard of some good MP in the Richmond area?

 

[SarahBee]

I visited Royal on Sunday afternoon. Got a 30ish Thai woman named Jan (? ) or something like that. Perfect English. American citizen. Very nice attitude. Good times were had by all. Nice to see these places back in business, even if the routines are a bit different now. 6 + 1.

Bruce

 

[Zach M]

Funny my first SW and AMP experiences were both after hitting clubs up with my friends. The club/party scene is not my thing though. Dropping dough on expensive small cups of drinks, seeing bouncers acting all tough on everyone, and crowded ass rooms isn't my idea of a good time.

 

[nicki_baby]

Has anyone else noticed that there is a disporportionate amount of random first-time posters or members with low-post counts just posting randomly about 14K? WTF is up with that?

It's been going on all summer too.

 

[i H.S.P.]

Excellent question Drew. We're not going to call it a sin tax because that has negative connotations and we wish to bring these activities out into the light of day if you will. We're not going to call it a luxury tax because we believe a good massage with some sort of release is not a luxury but the right of every American with a working pair of cojones. What we are in fact talking about are the kinds of taxes, licensing fees, etc. which every other business owner must pay and the kind of income taxes that every working American pays.

It's true that the industry will turn around and pass those extra expenses on to the punter. But our studies have shown that the number of AMPs will explode. With more competition will come lower prices. We also believe that tipping a lady for her services (beyond the massage) will be much less expensive than it is today. The reason you pay such exhorbitant tips today is that in effect you are compensating this young woman for providing a service which is essentially illegal. Anyone who knows economics knows that when an individual or business takes risks for the benefit of the consumer, they expect to be compensated for that. Our aim is to reduce or eliminate this risk for the AMP industry.

In addition, although few people discuss this fact, the punter normally takes a risk every time he visits an AMP. If he is not risking his life in a crappy, poorly lit neighborhood, he is certainly risking it when he engages in certain activities behind the curtain. Having the girls examined and certified as healthy will reduce or eliminate this risk.

Then there's the risk of his nighttime foray being reviewed to his SO. With the number of knock shops which we expect to see, they can be made less conspicuous.

I'm LexLuther and I approve this message.

 

[maca]

Check your PM

 

[Beastly]

Headed to D. C. This weekend and I do know there have been some changes to the AMP sence recently. Therefore if somebody can PM me with some details of a good spot I would surely return the favor if you ever visit San Diego.

 

[bunnie <3]

That depends on who's working? They're awful high $$.4 is strong. Some of those other firecrackers haven't been back in a while. Sunshine is either on vacation or that time of the month and Windy is at another establishment with a cheaper price.

AJ

 

[Gabby]

She waited THREE MONTHS to contact you? Poor girl; one of the hazards that come with the job. A real pro is on the pill. Mine is!

How the fuck did she get your email address?

This is how YOU proceed: change your email and throw your cell phone in the river.

Then: get a fucking vasectomy!