Massage Parlor Reports

[Hello!]

Definitely go with Star. Providers are definitely top notch.

 

[D T]

Another visit to Green - when'd they paint that door red?

Front door was locked. Mamasan unable to buzz me in - had to come out & let me in. She wasn't happy with someone about it - fussed in Korean. Taken back to second room on the right & asked to wait. After about five minutes, Kay came in, collected the fee & then guided me to the TS for a thorough scrubbing.

Kay's early thirties with natural curves.

Back in the room, she gave me a decent massage. She climbed on my back to put all her weight into it. That said, she still was a rather light touch. After about fifteen minutes she asked if she could take care of me. Naturally, I said yes. She disappeared for a few minutes, returned asked me to flip. Short CBJ - basically long enough to apply the cover & then jumped on for some CG. After a while (this is when I can't keep track of time) she asked if I wanted to change places. I wasn't quite ready, so she rode a little longer. Finally changed over for a little dog & finished up mish.

TS 6
Face 7
Body 8
Massage 7
Service 8
Attitude 8

Overall good experience as I've come to expect here. Total visit a little more than an hour. Kay's been around for about a month - I see a couple previous reviews on her back couple weeks on this board. She says she'll be around for a while.

 

[Fork UK]

Those AMPs are 40-50 yr old hags and the SW scenes died out. But my news is at least 6 years old. Is your info more updated?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Visited Star Friday night and was very very pleased. I was visitng from Florida and this was my first out of Florida experience.

 

[Hawt Chiq]

I enjoyed your analogy, Big Daddy, but for me its flawed. Great weed costs more than dirt weed. I can buy an ounce of brick for five Jacksons, but that same ounce of the killer is gonna run 3 or 4 times that. If you cant get your hands on the good stuff, sure, you might buy the regs, but it'll cost you less. In other words, with weed, you get what you pay for.

 

[WallyWombat]

I went to Green last Friday. There is a girl there that looks like road kill that the mama-san tried to pass to me. I kindly declined and requested to see the whole staff. I ended up with a girl named Diane (? ). She gave a deep throat BJ which makes up for her mediocre looks. Her fake breast were good enough so that I could bust on them. But, once again I noticed that she did not shower after we were done.

I wouldn't recommend Green. She requested $80 for hand and BJ. I paid but I thought it was a little high.

The only girl I have seen take a shower after I finish is Suzie from Star. Its disgusting, I wouldn't be surprised if something like Swine flu starts getting passed around.

I had to immediately take off and go jogging when I got home to make an excuse to take a shower w/o the wife giving me a Hello, hug!

 

[Pompal 09.]

She won't get a penny from me. It is already spent on AMP. Escorts, boats, tuition. I know wrong order for responsible monger which I'm.

 

[Jerico]

Don't bother. I was there Tuesday and got the shoddiest service I have ever recieved at an AMP, ever. The service was ssssoooooo bad it made the rush and gush service's of the latter years at DT, seem like five star hotel type treatment.

I arrive under the cover of darkness, and ring the doorbell. It seems that no sooner than my finger leaves the doorbell, the door comes flying open, so apparently someone was casing the door. Wasn't a mamasan, it was a girl, who hurried me into a room down the hall. Barely said two words to me. In comes another girl, her names was Micky/Miki. Very slim but with massive man made boobs. She had a very sexy/cute face, so I was pretty optomistic at this time. She collected the house fee, I undressed, and off to the TS. The conversation was pretty monotonous, but she did mention she's been there a few weeks. Kept pressing her head up against my forehead, telling me she wants to have my baby. : rolleyes: . Whatever!

Now fellow mongers, from the time it took you to read the lines 'Off to the TS', up to the word, 'Baby', at the end of the last paragraph is about the time it took her to wash me. That's right, I was in and out the TS in under 2 minutes! I kept looking at her, and telling her I still had soap suds up my ass, and if we could return to the TS, and wash it off before I get a fucking rash down there, but she kept giggling and saying she'll take care of it. After repeatedly asking, she eventually got some wet wipes and wiped off the remaining suds, which I also had under my arm pits.

I roll onto my belly for a massage, where she thumps on my back a 'few times' then asks, "so you ready? ", and motions with her fingers to give up the cash. And this point I knew this experience was not gonna end up good, but I at least wanted to relieve some tension, so I handed over the cash.

Her definition of FS was: kissing my tool a total of 4 times, slapping on the cover, CG for about 30 seconds, then rolling over in mish. , letting me pump a few times. Then asking me am I about to cum yet. Wtf!

After a few minutes of me trying to get off, I just called it quits. I didn't cum, and she didn't ask if I had either. I left extremely bent up, even more so than when I had arrived '18', that's right, '18' minutes earlier.

This place is really off my 'to do list'. I would say, YMMV, but I've had too many bad experiences at this place over the past 6 months, to think the it's just me. : (

Mr. Snipes aka G13

 

[Gopher]

I have to admit that I have been doing my own thing lately when it comes to the local AMP scene and have not been bothering to post the results. It seems to me that this board has not been what it once was. Too much extraneous BS and not enough actionable intel, good or bad (and I have always said, it is just as useful to know who to avoid as to know who to ask for). I also have to admit that I miss reviews from other senior DC AMP degenerates who are MIA, and you know who you are.

On a positive note, I see some promising newcomers who have contributed early in their massageplanet careers. Keep up the good work!!

Now down to business. I have just met a potential Eliza Doolittle LARS™ 10. The natural attributes (face, body and age) are solidly there. Her attitude, once she warms to you is upwards of 9.5. What we are going to have to work on is the performance. I, the Laxman, am up to the challenge

Respected Senior DC/Baltimore Members may PM me for details. Noobs need not apply.

Peace and love,

Lax

PS: To those of you lamenting the advanced age of the providers, my 10 says she is 24 and I believe her. The co-workers I've seen also look to be in their 20's.

 

[Shine 07 13 71]

Well, I went by Green today around 10:30am, rang the bell and was told that they were closed. Thinking that they took me for LE (for some reason), I decided to call to double-check. "No we closed for vacation".

So, I drove to where I knew Happiness used to be and the door was locked.

Then, I went to Sun... Now it is a building company.

I have been out of the DC scene far too long!

Guys, please PM me some good advice as next week I foresee going to DC for some healing...

Van

 

[traveller]

After reading TruthWisdon's review, I have to make a comment. He is absolutely correct that 99% of the providers do not wash after a client. That is the main reason why I do not go to amps anymore. I remember the last time that I went to an amp. It was late in the evening after a pretty warm day. The girl told me that they were very busy that day and that she had just finished with a client. I REALLY did not want to hear that. Anyway, I asked her if she was going to shower/cleanup/freshen up before we go to the TS. She said no, she did not have the time. I politely refused her service and left. As I was leaving, she had a look of bewilderment on her face. It seems to me that she really did not understand. I DO NOT want to taste any monger's sweat and body fluids nor hers either.

With any action, I ask the girl (be it civilian,sw,amp or escort), to take a shower beforehand as I do. If they refuse,no funds for them pure and simple. Beware of the girls that take a wash cloth and water and try to clean themselves. They are not cleaning anything. I make it part of the deal to watch them shower and clean with soap and water. I even offer to help if neccessary. The delight of having a beautiful,clean,fresh smelling girl is so exhilarating. There is absolutely nothing better for a monger.

Men, just like we want our girls to be clean and fresh, so should we. Shower and brush before you go if possible. Use deo and comb your hair. Be tidy and presentable. You will be amazed at the difference a provider will treat a man that smells of sweat vs. a man that has a nice whiff of cologne on. Just keep a little freshen up bag in your car for those after work excursions. I once got some from a co-worker that I gave a ride to because my car smelled nice. I had spilt some cologne in the car earlier in the day. She so loved the cologne that she got turned on. Every woman I have dated has told me that they love a man that smells nice. This has been a public service announcement. Be safe out there.

Propilot-over and out.

 

[SteveC is a Level2]

"1818 Closed

I went there yesterday to see my favorite Sasha or Sara, but the place has the closed signed, I called but no answer.

Jim"


Sometimes places close after a crackdown, or if they think a crackdown is imminent. Although I didn't see any reviews of recent heightened police activity, that could be the reason. In the past that has happened there and the girls told me about the precautions that several spas take when thing heat up.

 

[squirrelifer]

Glad to see someone had a decent time at this place. 'Therapy' has always had some of the ugliest girls in the city, so i'm not suprised that they were up front with you. They probably know they have the reputation of having a less than stella line-up, so were happy to finally get a costumer.

The few times, back in the day, when i went up there, i'd ask for the line-up, see that they only had one girl to offer me (who was never more than a 3 on the looks scale and was sometimes the mamasan), turned around and went down stairs to ICM.

 

[jordan g]

Hmmmmmm, maybe they are offering Sex Tours of Washington DC??

 

[Dee M]

My God, What have I done?
I've created a monster!

 

[A-Hart !]

When the Orange Spa was open, there was a great provider that I'd like to try and find. She was older and thicker than most, but knew what she was doing in both massage and other area. She was an independant and lived in NoVa. She had a distinctive tatoo on her back. If anyone remembers her and has any intel on where she might be working, I would appreciate it. I think she called herself Marsha or Mary.

 

[legenddael]

Not familiar with 1818. I know the others Can't figure it out. Any help?

[*]1333, 1413 & 1818 are really good numbers.

 

[daleyjem]

Typical hours are 10AM to 2AM.

 

[Jackieena]

Apparently we're having yet another case of several providers using the same name, or the Susie i had back on the 12th has moved on to be replaced by yet another Susie of your description. It's why when we hear good reviews of any provider we should jump on it immediately.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Tiocfaidh ar la mo chara]

I visited 2352 back in Feb. and had a fabulous time. I went by there last night, though, and the shades were open and all the lights were off. Does anyone know the status of this place? It WAS after midnight, so maybe they keep early hours??

I mozied on down to 1333 green, since I had never been there before. Took me a while to figure out where it was; I should have used the aerial view on mapquest first. I saw the same Sue that has been reviewed several times recently. I had a very similar experience and can't think of anything to add, except that I was an idiot and it became apparent to her in due time that I had never been there before. No worries, though -- I was well taken care of anyway. Fellow idiots, take heart! Sue is nice and forgiving.

I hardly ever get down to DC, but I will have a little free time away from the SO this coming week, so I am game to do some scouting. I am willing to go and gather intel at whatever places anyone suggests, and review back here. PM your requests.

Stimpy