Massage Parlor Reports

[SiLlYwiLlY5]

I have to say, as a newbie, reading through these pages can be overwhelming. However, after reading through the pages, getting used to the acronyms, and finding out what is good establishment versus a bad one...I still have not seen one topic discussed (and I looked...trust!)

Can anyone shed some light on how minorities are treated or received at AMP's? I have been to a couple in Vegas, but I know things out west are a little different than things here in DC. So are African Americans, Latinons, etc. welcomed and treated fairly and with respect? I myself am an A.A. Male and I had a great time at the ones I visited in Vegas and want to know if I can look forward to the same good treatment here.

Thanks for the help. Peace

 

[klkruft_us]

Does anyone know where the Carriage House and May are located? Metro stop or address?

Thanks

Sarge

 

[tsukasa m]

This post has brought my curiosity to the surface. We've heard about the lovely Rose before but this time it seems different somehow. Maybe it's because its spring. But I'm definitely going to have to check this one out. The encounter appears to be rexactly what I'm rooking for.

Cabbie!

Happy this place stayed open during the blitz of DC a month ago.

I've been before and will check it out again.

 

[Betty Sparkles]

Here's what I heard about the temporary closing. The servicing personnel was over excited by the incident and decided to disperse. Management attempts to rectify the situation as we debate.

 

[NocturnalWitch]

Cabbie,
Loved the post. Please read your PM.

I have also responded to most of the RFI's concerning my previous posts, so those who asked have the info, except that guy with zero posts.
DN,
You are correct, El stupido posts something stupid, and we have five spinoff posts before somebody reviews El Stupido to Jackson to get the post removed.

BTW-I thought DrunkAsses' 20 questions was fucking funny. It is nice to see PCP monitoring the board for us, just wish he would have picked up on the sarcasm before replying.

Welcomes to BT3, Pussylipsmeister, and Original GString.

Junkman,
Safer than the streets, at least most of these girls clean up and bathe between clients, and use mouthwash. But we are still talking about girls who fuck 1-10 guys a day, so safe is a relative term. You need to cover your Johnson or SWMBO may have some thoughts about how to spend your alimony payments...


review:
Went back for some Thai food, late night - 1am. Nikki or Vikki opened the door and looked a bit distant. No hug, no warm smile. Kept her distance. WTF? Led me to her room and asked if I wanted her to service me. Saying, "I take care you, it OK. Or if you want another girl I don't care... Up to you."

Now, "Up to you" is a Thai girl's way of saying, "I will comply with your wishes because you are paying me and I am being my little submissive self. However, do not expect a stellar performance because I'm not into it."

I got the drift and asked to see the other girls. One girl came running out of the back and into a dressing room where she changed into something sexy in like three seconds. Another girl was sitting behind the corner with crossed legs, and did not move. All I can tell about her is she is probably at least 5'6" and slender. That is based entirely on the length and shape of her calves.

As always for me, best actress wins. Nana got herself changed and was the only one in the lineup... At least I think so, she was definately the only one I saw! She is quite hot. K girl. Looks about 25 y.o. but may be a bit older. Pure black wavy hair just past her shoulders. Enhanced C cups, and a flawless body.

TS was playful and thourough. She noted the standard tip folded into my cellphone© and asked if it were her tip. I nodded in the affirmative, and she left to get her equipment. BTW-She waited until we were finished and I was satisfied before actually taking the tip and handing my cellphone to me while getting dresed, very polite.

On her return, she fed me mouthwash (always a great sign) and stripped. We did a bit of mutual groping and even some BBSJ (bare back shaft job) before laying me face-down. The massagi was not in my definition of massagi. More like a erotic stimulation thing. It was a succession of tickle jobs, first with the fingers, then the hair, then her tits, and finally her touge. She covered up her tounge and the ARJ was nice, but not steller.

On the flip she gave me a nice CBJ almost to completion, but I stopped the process and told her, "Turn over baby." She complied, and I enjoyed some nice DATY. She didn't seem to respond well but finally declared her desire to be fucked hard--maybe she did enjoy it? She positioned her pelvis on the edge of the bed and raised the legs for a nice deep fuck. I gave it to her, and enjoyed it to completion.

Nana:
Face 7
Body 9 (deduction for fake tits, do the math)
Massagi N/A
Sexo 7
I would repeat.

She was difinately compliant and tried to act the part, but she is not very good at acting. The eye candy is subeforum.xxx. Probably the late night thing affected the whole staff.

BTW - the spa closes at 2am eevery night except Fri and Saturday. I was shown out at closing time.

LoveLOS

...tip folded into my cellphone ©2007, LoveLOS

 

[Dragonfly Girl]

Went to 4th floor today and had this new girl from Cali.

Name is Sasha and was great.

 

[Gabby]

I'm hanging out in ozios with the fellows and decided to take a breather and go next door to see my ladies. This time my friend was already leaving --told us he was going to the bathroom--lol.

Meet this chic Bebe nice fake rack which a suckled so long, anyway a tits a tit to me. Nice table shower and massage. She was a little rushy in trying to get me to go for broke--anyway I had to get back to the club before this chic I was dealing with found another sucker.

Very average in all areas

ps Make sure you watch your belonging in this place--something went missing and I was kinda pissed about.

8Track

 

[UnlimitedPorn]

Hi,

Probably not a good time to be in Downtown DC. Some of our stomping grounds are "posted" for the Inauguration period. Signs on the lamp posts.

Just a word to the wise. $300 or 1 year in jail.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[tom_terrific73]

I'm not expecting a good follow-up. It's my understanding that 14k has been closed for awhile. As in I've tried to dropped by most days this week and it's been closed.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry for posting that many times. My first post wasn't showing up on my computer screen so I posted it again till it finally popped up. But yeah could use a pm.

 

[jp646]

But it could have been worse...

it could have been me...NAH!

JJ

 

[bored]

Hello fellow mongers!

As I will be visiting DC from overseas in a few Weeks time I would like to seek your advice for good places to go to fine nice WG's.

What can I expect and what shall I watch out for? - also information on adv. standard rates in DC.

Thank you very much - I'll repay by adding my review after my visit.

Mew Two

 

[--*tenderoni]

As a general FYI, the quality of providers in our region will soon diminish. The pendulum now swings over to the legal side (if there's such a thing in this business). What this entails is the stricter requirements when hiring providers. Genuine massage licenses and authentic American credentials are preferred.

Therefore, the "seasoned" provider are on the top of the list for employment while the new-comers or "Fresh Off the Plane" type of girls are going back to the motherland. As we all know, the ones with credentials are generally older (40 and over) and less desirable then the FOP.

 

[jinenglish68]

You know it's not really green. I had gone to Supra and asked for Nana, but the Mamasan said "30 minutes" which really means she probably just went in and who knows how long that will take. So I said bye.

Went over to the green door and asked for Connie. Mamasan said "Connie, yes" and took me back. After a moment she came back and said "I forget, Connie take loooong vacation". Right, she forgot. I was about to leave but she said "I show you really nice girl, really nice!". What the heck, I decided to stay.

Met Sue. About 110 pounds, enhanced cees, pretty face. Slightly saggy abs. Maybe 40 years old at most -- starting to get those crows feet. Mongers looking for young eye candy would be disappointed for sure.

Gave me a nice thorough table shower. Massage was VERY thorough. She's very good. She got a little nervous a couple times -- staring at one corner of the ceiling. I think some light was shining through and she thought someone was looking. Kind of freaked me out until I figured out what was going on -- I think it was just cars going by.

Anyway, proceeded to the post massage workout. No AR, but I don't really care about that anyway. Without warning, she jumped on my face. Um, I don't usually do that, but whatever. I dove in and she was quite vocal. Quite an extravagant bush, by the way. After a while I sat up and she gave some enthusiastic language lessons. Went for some mish, then walked the dog. Either she was having a good time or she's a very good actress. We went on a very long time but I couldn't finish as the cover was bothering me for some reason. So I gave her a necklace. She never let up on the vocals the whole time.

Overall nice session, non-rushed and enthusiastic. I might go back. I miss Connie though. Anyone know if she's still around?

 

[BLONDEDAGO]

Just wanted to let everyone know that the other Nana is back, she says she's at supra. Haven't seen her yet though.

 

[Turbo]

I resent that -- I am not short-dicked!

Tofer

 

[Prince of Persia]

Interesting. You can tell by the tone of it, it was written by a woman.

 

[MissNewmarketSalsa]

No need to PM an apology. You are contributing reviews of substance, but I was simply encouraging you to retire as you suggested.

I didn't realize until I reviewed your posts that you had stepped out of the hobby for a bit...so, I do apologize for expecting you to know what standard rates are.

 

[Hayden K.]

Call it the Lisa Nutcatcher Memorial.

 

[No can do Obama!]

I passed by today since Angie is on vacation and Ruby was busy, I saw Sara the new girl who is going back to California in few days. Regular fun stuff but I will miss Suzie's famous backwalk massage among other things.

Loopy de Loop