Massage Parlor Reports

[prtygirl17]

Not sure how I forgot these: The MMS refused my request for a line-up or look at all the masseuses. And, Vivi offered me DATY, twice, though I declined.

 

[Lakota]

I've gotten that from Koreans before ... and I'm not that big. Some of them are pretty small down there, even if their bodies aren't tiny, and some are just faking it for whatever reason.

 

[Be F]

I hope you were being witty, because SUN has only recently closed, like within the last few months.

 

[mellexry]

http://www.realdoll.com/

Can order it WITH a bush too!

JJ

 

[BING]

Stopped by Kyoto in Columbia today.

Had a nice shower and was told to wait in my room beacause it was busy. All of a sudden a guy comes in and starts asking mamasan for all the licenses and permits for all the workers. He announces himself as I. N. S. !

Now I'm tripping cause this is going Federal/Human trafficing very quickly. I get dressed very quietly, and listen for his voice to get faint before I make my move for the door (exit. Seforum.xxxe left even, for you Rush fans)

He asks to look in the rooms, mama ruffles the curtain to my room and says " empty". Footsteps get softer down the hall and I bolt. Fuck and A. Never again! I'll stick with CL for a cmt/massage therapist with a happy ending from now on.

Clrbars

 

[Hao Kuan L]

Grabbing her head and force feeding her the juice is JUST WRONG! That borders on abuse - hell, it IS abuse!

She should have clamped down and gave you a hard bite!

...terrible...

JJ

 

[Janice R]

Oh and to expand on this point, I heard the mighty US dollar has fallen incredibly so the exchange rate sucks ass. Apparently it rose a bit (though not to pre-2006 levels) so everyone is trying to send money back to Korea... Except they can't make any money.

You think I'm joking, but see this graph:

http://finance.yahoo.com/currency/convert?from=USD&to=KRW&amt=1&t=5y

That's just the exchange rate. Meanwhile, check out this calculator from our own federal government:

http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl

$100 in 2000 is = $122.05 in 2007 (which is not far off from the $20 extra I suggested).

During the past decade, the price in DC has continued to remain $60 + $100.

It's pretty easy to see why all the hot girls have abandoned DC when they could be earning $120 or more for doing the same amount of work elsewhere, or in some cases, less.

 

[Darby T]

1. Ginza
2. Ginza
3. Happiness
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New World - too much upsell but seriously good!!!

Did I say Ginza??? And Candy at Ginza was everything and MORE!

 

[atom f]

I am very sorry to hear this happened. I want to thank Blue Star for passing this along, this could save some other folks on here some suffering (or worse).

 

[Rachel]

I went to the Wisc Ave floatation spa the other day. I've been going there, off and on, for years when I wanted a change from the AMP scene. I asked for a lineup and was shown 2 old and fat to choose from. I asked about a young thing that had worked there within the last couple of months and was told she would be ready soon. The owner (mama-san if this were from the far east) came in after my shower and said that S would not be available because she had to leave, and seeing as I wanted a massage anyway, I decided on the best of the rest. She goes by Salomon (I think) and gave a perfuncory backrub and on the flip she asked if I wanted to be massaged there. I accepted. She did a good job and held me in check for a bit before letting me relax. I had pulled out house money and an additional. 3, but she wanted 1. In addition to the room fee. I was, shall I say, stunned. I ended up doubling my cash with the excuse that it was all I had, but I swear I will never go back. An institution in NW is no more to be visited by me.

 

[Kool Shelby]

You should always take the shower offer.

 

[Olli]

I am visiting DC and I visited a nice, clean place today near McPherson Square. The overall experience was nice and I will repeat before I leave. I will not mention or give out the name of the place or the lovely lady for all those who do know about because it appears to be the last one around. I walked my ass off going to M street, Conn, and many more and this was the only one I saw open. Gents, who like this type recreational activity, enjoy.

 

[csucdartgirl]

Had a pleasant session with Michelle this afternoon. She's a spinner-type, about 5'7. Been here about 8 months. Got into it and did some of the fun things. Asked me to untie the top part of her uniform and did a lot of cuddling after the therapy. Seniors can PM for more info.

Overall an "8" experience on the famous scale.

 

[care]

http://www.nbc4.com/news/14934375/detail.html?dl=mainclick

So looks like the two working girls were 35 and 45, which along with the infamous Coco being 50, makes you really, really wonder.

I'm starting to think that it's a safe bet that none of the AMP girls are under 30. I've only seen one girl who was legitimately under 30, but she was from China, which is much more prone to human trafficking, unlike the supposed BS that the Korean girls went through.

 

[johnny20ny]

This dude is either as you described or has a strong death wish for himself as well as our girls.

Not cool in the slightest.

JJ

 

[~Volcom~]

Oh for the good old days! Konie at CPHC delivered two of the best AMP experiences I've ever had.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Please let us know if you visit there. I've only had a couple of very marginal experiences there since the sky fell way back when.

 

[Eric Davidson]

Virginia is a completely different story. Truly, Sakura and HWC were gems.

Anyone remember when Sakura had Sue, Jenny, and Connie all at once? That was the jackpot, right there.



What I meant was, LE places less importance on shutting down AMPs than in other areas such as New York or Atlanta. You can also compare DC with Montgomery County, MD and Prince Williams County, VA... No comparison on where the heat is lightest.

 

[carr7853]

We could have a whole thread devoted to why the only MP's are Asian or why the non-Asian ones are usually subpar (H&H) and/or with a limited menu (ICM Body Concepts).

But H&H has longevity to recommend it (like almost 20 years! ) and an upper NW location and every once in a while you can have a memorable time. But no doubt, H&H is the home of YMMV.

In my opinion:

Pros: non-Asian, ethnic (usually Latinas recently, sometimes African, or just plain Jane white), shower (by yourself though), english spoken, very friendly staff with GFE quite often, menu usually includes FS, CBJ, or R&T, prices in line with AMPs

Cons: staff on the older side. Some ought to be retired; actual lookers are probably a minority and some are woofers; mamasan can be a pill to deal with.

Current recommendations: Jackie a/k/a Jacqueline from Honduras is young (under 30), good body, sweet.

Happy huntings

 

[Dogzzz]

A reliable person has informed me that there have been multiple complaints to LE about this place by the other building's tenants; visitors have consistently rung the wrong buzzer and knocked on the wrong doors. Visit at your own risk.