Massage Parlor Reports

[Elliot]

Ok, I am new to DC from NY city. So, I have visited a couple of AMP here in the city. But when I tip. The girls seem really happy. I mean really. Really Happy! Now, I do like to make people happy but. Am I being a schmuck? What is the reasonable tips in DC?

Is $.20 extraordinary?

 

[LionLove]

RTFF. Sorry if that sounds rude. BTW I'm amazed Tampa AMP's even stay in business, given their prices and crummy service. Tampa though is a great town for lap dancing.

 

[Seth H]

Took the hike up the stairs and asked for the lineup. No choice was available but mamasan said "I bring Nana, you like?" I remembered positive reviews for Nana so I paid the house fee and Nana came to my room. I liked her appearance and I got the standard services for the standard tip, but everything was rushed and mechanical. I was back at my car only 38 minutes after I fed the meter. I think that is the shortest session that I've ever had at any DC AMP. I was disappointed and will not see Nana again.

I miss Neverland.

Horsetrader

 

[elphaba]

This time around it went something like: get dressed quickly and pretend it's your first massage ever and you are shocked and appalled at the insinuation that there is anything untoward happening at these places. An hour or so later you get to take off the handcuffs and sign a summons to appear in court. As for a refund, YMMV depending on if it really was your first time there and if you helped or hurt the AMP in your conversations with the fuzz.

 

[hey!]

Everyone here knows how tight I am with my money. I will squeeze a penny until Abe Lincoln begs for mercy!

HOWEVER; you need to wake up and know that things cost more now than they did in the '80s or even the '90s!

You must simply STFU and pay the going rate as instructed by your fellow hobbiers in here.

Even as stingy as I am I have given in so I now take $200 into the place with me. I pay whatever the house fee is and try to get away with just $100 for the tip for full service. If that causes an issue I fork over the balance of my $200 and just let it go.

Good service is worth it! I also usually bring a gift with me. A sack of citrus goes well with them. Clementines seem to be the one they like best.

So. Shut Up! Pay Up! Give Up!

JJ

 

[1992-luvinlifegurl]

High prices doesnt mean great service.

 

[jammin7000]

That's the old Downtown location, I'd imagine. Yeah, they reopened a couple years ago as a NOVA style HJ only place, but way overpriced. Haven't been mentioned on here in a while, since it's pretty useless. Sorry you had to find out the hard way.

Good news is, you can still get better in town, even if it is harder to do now.

 

[Leo]

Nothing like ordering a cup of piping hot Bebe on a cold winter's day. It will melt the icicles off any warm body.

Bebe is a sweet and creamy drink with a rich body and smooth texture. Just a hint of cinnamon spices it up. I couldn't help but tease the firm marshmallows floating on top with my tongue before I took a big sip.

...

I'm happy to say that I was able to kick back and relax and take my time enjoying the warmth of this luscious drink. Definitely good to the last drop. Really warms you from the inside out and gets you ready to go and face the cold again.

Apparently Bebe is sometimes in short supply, so calling in your order ahead of time will let you enjoy a full venti. With the icy roads and snowy weather, I recommend that those who are nearby take advaneforum.xxxe of the temporary surplus.

 

[ELAINE.]

The rate now?

Well, you're in luck because the rates have held steady for about the past decade.

Happy mongering! And don't forget to post your experiences.

 

["Princess"]

There's no way for you to "know" that just because his handle has 1972 in it that it is the year he was born. For all we know that's when (and where) he graduated from college. With a PhD. Puh-leaze.

 

[hot potato]

Heard my favorite walk up spot is gone, is nothing left off dupont circle? Pm me if possible.

Thanks

 

[Rag]

Anyone know if Yong from CPHC is from Seattle. This girl is about 5'1 or so with a big enhanced rack and looks about 30. She is actually 44 and only works in 4 week stints (one month on-one month off etc.). She is a FANTASTIC lay. Also known as Hanna.

 

[daffodil]

Here is a thought, did you ever think your SO gave you something instead of a provider giving you something? If you're screwing around on your SO, there is a distinct possibility she is screwing around on you.

If you were covered with a provider, and NOT covered with your SO,....hmm, you know what I'm thinking. Makes more logical sense than the other way around.

 

[the showstopper]

Freshly. It's called being human. After all, they are human too. Treat them right, the good ones will want to stay, or will recognize a good regular (versus a robot who is just strictly professional). And if you went out and got a real date, you wouldn't be commenting and worrying about the hobby, now, would you? .

 

[czarina]

Wow, a lot has changed while I was out of the country. Granted, I never enjoyed the DC scene much and rarely went, but always planed on visiting the 8th st place. Is the Green door still open? I can't believe 1829 is closed. I'm curious about the N. Cap place though, as it's new to me.

Anyway, I guess my post is really to gloat, as I had the pleasure of visiting Thailand during my travels. After that, I don't think I'll ever be able to step back into the DC underground. I would advice you all to take a little trip if possible. Plane tickets are not that expensive and you will have some amazing experiences for fraction of the DC cost. Not everyone can get away, I know, but for those that can, it's money a lot better spent than in DC.

 

[Stump Bumper]

1. It's not about price and quality of service in DC. It is about availability. If I want to see a really hot girl (Thai or Korean) I now go to NOVA and pay $$. It used to be that there were really hot girls available in DC. That is no longer the case no matter what the price is. I reiterate it ain't the price.

2. Can we stop this endless discussion of economics and get back to the stated purpose of this Forum!

Peace and love

Lax

 

[jah]

I had one of the worse weeks that any of us could have so today I went in to the city to 14K.

Met up with HAPPY and she made my day! Very pretty with good sized toppers, sweet skin - all good! I paid the full fare up front just because she looked so good and nice!

TS was the normal fare then back to the room.

Massage was very limited and light, just prepareing for the main event of the day. Exactly what I needed!

CBJ, CS, mish, modmish, canine, mod canine and all over again! We went thru the kama sutra and was just plain pounding for about 35 minutes! This was the first time EVER I was able to go as long as I wanted to without hearing the "hurry up" stuff. I think she popped a couple times and when I decided it was time for a big finish I asked her to try come with me and I think she did and it flowed thru her for some time afterwards.

I rolled over and she cuddled up next to me and maybe dozed off for a minute. She seemed to have REALLY gotten off and was genuinely tired. We stayed cuddled for maybe 5 minutes or so and she offered a hot towel or another shower. I took her up on the shower and she got me all clean again from the humping and sweating.

She is a keeper! I would take her home if I could!

The BEST AMP experience I have ever had to date, including the old Downtown and HWC days.

I HIGHLY recommend her service! THE BEST!!

Nap time!!

JJ

 

[Calamitty]

6+1, you mean face and body?

 

[LAkers Fan]

I'm amazed at you guys. You collude to keep prices low and then wonder why the providers leave town. Don't forget that the supply and demand curves work both for those who demand a good or service, but also for those who supply or produce the good or service.

And on the supplier side of the relationship, both the capital (owners) and the labor (girls) can and will analyze the situation at any point. If they decide that the work, danger, risk, etc. of providing the service in a particular location outstrip the profit or income that they can realize, then they are free to either move to another location to do the same thing or to leave the industry altogether and use their resources in some other way.

One would hope you have all learned an important economic lesson. Of course I know this is not true for J.J.

LexLuther

 

[RAWR!]

Walked in with standard fair. Yuri answered the door. Looked pretty good so I stuck with her. TS was basic. Not rushed but not special. Get into the room and short massage for a few minutes before the flip. "what you want? " I want it all. She laugh. Tries to get me to drop more than $. Finally she settles for that, strips and does here thing. Goes to put the condom on. See be j and SHIT! The little pig pops. She cleans up.comes back and asks if want to go again. I say little piggy all tired out. She laughed good at that. I gave standard eight tip.

Now a question. Was she trying to get another tip out of me or going again just good service? I was in and out in 30. Lesson learned. Ben Stiller was right. You gotta pop before you go on a date.

First time doing the DC thing and I find it much better service than the normal VA. I think I will stick to my guns here.

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