Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvInLust]

I have been a visitor and contributor to this site for several months. I'm a big fan of GHS and have paid their power bill for a long time!

I'm interested in visiting neverland. I am a senior mongerer, can I get a tip on where to go? Thanks, amigos. I'll let you know how it goes!

 

[nextGREAT1]

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from April 2007 to June

2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved

on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or

other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 6/3/07


Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House) (25)
====================
Sue - 6/30/07 - Bikjik69 (?)CH
Sue - 6/28/07 - Original Gster (+)CH
Suji - 6/27/07 - Jake Jj 1492 (+)CH
May - 6/25/07 - Corsair88 (+)
May - 6/24/07 - Any Mouse (+)CH
Sue - 6/25/07 - Ravensfan (+)
May - 6/17/07 - Chaz (+)
Sue - 6/11/07 - Tjunkyard357 (+)
Penny - 6/7/07 - Fubucurt (+)
Penny - 6/6/07 - Jack B nimble (+)
Katherine/Penny - 6/2/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
Snow white - 5/18/07 - Pcpc1688 (-)
Ruby/Jenny - 5/15/07 - Romeo1 (+)
Ruby - 5/14/07 - Any Mouse (+)
Ruby - 5/9/07 -Cabdriver52 (+)
Jenny - 5/9/07 - Sonnyblues (+)
Jenny - 5/6/07 - CFoxtrot (+)
Loobie - 5/3/07 - Original Gster (+)
Mickey/older lady - 4/29/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mickie - 4/6/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)


Gold (IHC,Mini) (21)
=========
Rose - 6/21/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Pepsi - 6/19/07 - Sam 69 (+)
??? - 6/18/07 - EightTrack65 (?)
Pepsi - 6/8/07 - PussProwler (+)
??? - 6/5/07 - Hawkeye in Md (?)
Michelle - 6/2/07 - Jake Jj 1492 (?)
Blue - 6/2/07 - Max #01 (?)
bebe - 5/29/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Sunny - 5/27/07 - Ozmong (+)
Bibi - 5/23/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Seven? - 5/10/07 - HotFootTeddy (+)
Yumi - 5/9/07 - Sam 69 (-)
Coco - 4/29/07 - Rutdude (-)
Sunny - 4/25/07 - Bseeks (?)
Sasha - 4/17/07 - Tonto (+)
Sasha - 4/16/07 - HotFootTeddy (+)


1413 (14k, sky) (28)
====
Jennifer - 6/27/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Young - 6/27/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)
Young - 6/26/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (?)
Jennifer - 6/22/07 - Max Billion (+)
Jennifer - 6/12/07 - Max Billion (+)
Miki - 6/10/07 - Islandhopper97 (?)
Young - 6/5/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Jennifer - 5/27/07 - mikedd (-)
Mouse - 5/24/07 - Max Billion (+)
Tony - 5/17/07 - Gunga Din (+), thinks its neverland
nana - 5/9/07 - Sleazebum (?)
Emma - 4/25/07 - Cone (+)
Nana - 4/15/07 - QuietAmigo (?)
Nana - 4/7/07 - Paniki (+)
Chanell - 4/4/07 - Cone (-)


Supra (21)
=====
Coco - 6/28/07 - Ozmong (-)XXX---XXX
Coco - 6/26/07 - Vaspaman (-)
Coco - 6/17/07 - DudeinDC (?)
??? - 6/16/07 - Jake Jj 1492 (-)
Co-co - 6/15/07 - Freshly Snipes (+)
Jenny - 6/9/07 - Pcpc1688 (?)
Lucky - 6/5/07 - Nova Guy (-)
Rose - 6/5/07 - Jericho (+)
Rose - 6/4/07 - Islandhopper97 (?)
PB - 5/31/07 - Max Billion (-)
Lucky - 5/11/07 - Max Billon (+)
Coco - 4/5/07 - Original Gster (-)
Coco - 4/4/07 - Ghost Daddy (-)


Royal (11)
=====
Anna - 6/28/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)
Yumi - 6/8/07 - Tjunkyard357 (+)
Nicky/Vicky - 5/29/07 - LoveLOS (-)
Sue - 5/24/07 - KJ Pepper (+)
Vicky - 4/22/07 - PussProwler (+)


Happiness (4)
=========
Lisa - 6/16/07 - Jake Jj 1492 (+)
mimi - 6/2/07 - BigTime3 (+)
now called Han-sol - 6/2/07 - BigTime3
open - 5/1/07 - PussProwler


Rio (olympic) (8)
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Cherry - 5/11/07 - Tjunkyard (+)
Say/May? - 5/6/07 - XSailor (?)
Michelle - 4/12/07 -Max #01 (+)


Youngs/venus (2352) (3)
===================
May - 5/24/07 - Labiamaster (-), japanese, big bushXXX---XXX


GBT (3)
===
Gabrielle/Castity - 4/9/07 - Hughes (+)XXX---XXX

1829, 3rd floor (sun)
===============
??? - 5/1/07 - Crittenden (-)

Jasmines
========
Jean - 5/12/07 - Ozmong (+) paid 2.4 for HJXXX---XXX



Not reviewed on this quarter
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

H&H (1)
===

1818 (1)
====

Eye bar (1)
=======

K spa (1)
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castle (boss,1716 I) (1)
======



Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Mai - 6/29/07 - A John (?)
??? - 6/29/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Nana - 6/21/07 - Sam 69 (?)
Nana - 6/20/07 - DickAllMighty (?)
CC - 6/20/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Lisa - 6/7/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Porche - 6/7/07 - Iron Viet (+)
Sha Sha - 5/31/07 - Iron Viet (+)
Micky - 5/31/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Sissy - 5/26/07 - Jet ranger (?)
Cici - 5/26/07 - Santeesucks (+)
Nana - 5/22/07 - Dreams (+)
Julie - 5/21/07 - Dickalmighty (+)
??? - 5/18/07 - Colts301 (+)
June - 4/27/07 - ravensfan (+)
Ricki - 4/24/07 - Any Mouse (-)
??? - 4/1/07 - Double nickle (+)






Outside the city
================
++++++++++++++++

Enliven Therapy
===============
Lee - 6/25/07 - MrSargent (-)

Star (VA) (1)
====


Swan (VA) (2)
====
Kelly - 5/24/07 - Dcillini (+)fs


Asian privacy (va)(1)
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Amma (Bethesda, md)(1)
===============





Closed Locations
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================
Neverland (was sun, R.I.P.)
=========
Tink was ShaSha, wendy was Bebe, and pink was pink
(thank you LoveLOS for the clarification)
neverland closed? - 6/5/07 - Hawkeye in md
Tinkerbelle - 5/28/07 - BigTime3 (+)
Wendy - 5/21/07 - Hawkeye in Md (+)
Tinkerbell - 5/20/07 - Ravensfan (+)
Pink - 5/17/07 - Gunga Din (?), was he there?
Tinkerbell - 5/17/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Pink - 5/16/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Pink - 5/16/07 - Hawkeye in Md (+)
Pink - 5/15/07 - Shawn Brodie says amp is in g'town (+)
Wendy -5/14/07 - Hawkeye in Md (+)
Pink - 5/12/07 - Seven Eleven (+)
tiny elf - 5/12/07 - Jake Jj 1492 (+)
Wendy - 5/8/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Wendy - 5/8/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Wendy/May - 5/7/07 - jake Jj 1492 (+)
k1 - 5/7/07 - PussProwler (+)
Wendy - 5/6/07 - Bigtime3 (+)
Tinkerbell - 5/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
BB - 5/4/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Tinkerbell - 5/3/07 - Jake Jj 1492 (+)
Tinkerbell - 5/2/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Tinkerbell - 5/1/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
??? - 4/29/07 - Littell (+) - even LL's litle LL is posting now?
??? - 4/29/07 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 4/26/07 - Bigtime 3 (+)
3 different names - 4/26/07 - LoveLOS
??? - 4/13/07 - Bigtime 3 (+)
??? - 4/11/07 - Bigtime 3 (+)
??? - 4/8/07 - BigTime3 (+)


617K (mirage, magic) (3)
==============
Mirage closed - 6/3/07 - Laxman #2
Maya - 4/23/07 - Laxman #2 (+)

Sun (37)
===
sun closed for good - 5/22/07 - wtf 411
May - 5/6/07 - Rutdude (+)
Sasha - 4/25/07 - Colts301 (+)
Cherry - 4/13/07 - Sam 69 (+)
Cherry - 4/2/07 - Aeolus (?)



Ok (8)
==
Closed for good - 4/1/07 - Dc1000


Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[Akass]

Can anyone tell me if there are any Russian or eastern europe flavors?

Cheers,

Funforme

 

[Bff Mistery!]

Sky has new girl name Cindy posted. The looks worth a trip out the Tysons. I hope she's better than some of the other newcomers.

I saw Jenny a few weeks ago and she was YMMV terrible. She looked about 35, face was about a 6.

Performance included a massage that was subpar and way too long. She only left about 10 minutes for the deed. And she snickered too much.

Hopefully the next experience. (with Cindy) will be better.

If any of you have already seen her. Please share!

 

[SKULLCANDYFREAK]

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[wolfgang s]

Which is better? Toronto or Montreal? I heard someone say Montreal is better.

 

[KeiraJasmin]

My friend told me he was listening to EITM earlier in the week and a listener called in to let Elliot know that he has to pick his up his father. His father had just been busted at the AMP on VT ave. Can anybody else confirm this? It'd be sad to see another place go down.

 

[teresathegreat]

I was commenting on a previous post. Lighten up.

 

[Big Hard Hammer]

As an old nemesis; I'm afraid you're thinking too much.

Lately, as of last week I think I've been reduced to lurking status. I've contributed (or not) all I can to this site. Further posting would be needlessly repetitive.

I'm sticking around so I can PM with some guys with whom I've become close as our situations are similiar.

As this thread is where I got my start; it seems only fitting that this is where I should end.

BTW, I would never PM anyone asking questions about their SO. I'm here to answer, never ask.

Still lurking, SH

PS: as you know, I'm hung up on proper spelling. I would NEVER spell grammatical with one 'm'.

 

[morbidlybeautiful]

Great turn of phrase!

 

[Lea~ is a "Mean Girl"~]

After all the debating and whatever, here's what you really came for.

Had a double session at Supra tonight. First up was Joon. Younger than other AMPs, but on par with the girls at Supra in terms of age. Face is not bad. She is tall and has a nice figure, though her fake tits are a little small for her body. They're not nice to touch either, feels like she has two magic 8-balls underneath there. Oh well. She was accomodating with all positions except cowgirl and she makes noises when you're doing her, if you're into that. Nice and talkative, but her personality is not girly, so wouldn't expect her to try and sweet talk you. Just nice conversation. I wouldn't mind repeating.

Second girl was Mimi. Shorter and also seems to be young. Face is kind of busted. Body's natural and not bad. I liked her style of giving CBJ (making noises) but the actual action was kind of disappointing. Wouldn't let me penetrate all the way. Oh well. Also talkative and will try to sweet talk you in a girly voice. Would I repeat? No.

Third girl was.... Busy. And I didn't feel like waiting as she had just gone in. So yeah, was unable to complete the hat trick this time. Ah well. If anyone has reviews on the third girl, let me know. I forgot her name, but it wasn't Eva. Looks like Eva's already gone after less than a week.

 

[BritneyHill]

Okay, I've got the 911 now. Returned last night to sort out the Amy / Judy confusion. The lottery dealt me Amy. Judy was working next door. So here's the juice.

Judy IS the bomb. Sweet, young, fine, per previous post. Nice natural meaty curves. Liberal and creative. Looks 7. Attitude 8. Performance 8. Was able to handle about 90% of me in the deep positions. 100% in mish. She is who ye should seek.

If Judy is the Majors, Amy is Minor League material. Very slight, practically a spinner. Looks 4, Attitude 3, Performance 6. After the standard upfront investment, demanded. 60 once crossing the one hour mark. Way too whiney about the deep positions. Could barely handle 60%. Kind of disappointing. 100% in mish. Will only repeat if desperate.

KK

 

[SeaF]

Eye bar closed? Anybody with infor?

 

[kayluwho]

Tried to call the gas station for the last few days, but nobody answered the phone. Is it still in business?

Went to a fruit shop in nova instead on Sunday afternoon. The place was quiet so got a line-up of 5 girls pretty quickly. Picked pink over a line-up. Cute girl and nice personalities. Pretty accomodating. Paid for 1 hour and ended up with 40 mins only. Should choose 30 mins maybe next time. (Over) paid $ for a standard nova finish. Couldn't say no, especially the discussion took place when my brain was not working properly. But it's a great experience. Repeat? Maybe. But will try others first.

 

[sephienie]

Look - we're here because we're degenerates. Pussy is plentiful, many women enjoy sex as much as men do and will provide it for the cost of a night out, if that. But we come here, and frequent these women because they provide what we want, when we want it, and in many cases on our terms. The path of least resistance, you know?

People come here to post for a lot of reasons. Most do it for the ability to share with other people a segment of their lives that, for many, must forever stay secret. I can spot a ***** from 100 yards assuming proper visibility, but I can't say jack shit about it to my SO or my buddies at the office. I know what girls should normally be avoided, the telltale signs of a pimp, of a LE sting.

But humans are social creatures, and I enjoy reading the reviews of others that enjoy finding women to enjoy in an "on-demand" environment.

As for LE, fuck 'em. Seriously. Show me a case file that included massageplanet as a major factor in a conviction. You won't. Sure they read it, we know that. But it's pretty much inadmissable in court. Judges won't offer up warrants to take the door of an AMP with just message board comments, even if the spa posts ads on BP or CL. It just doesn't happen. Sure, improperly posted comments can bring unwelcome heat to a certain locale, but that kind of stuff happens without the massageplanet.

 

[chrissygirl]

Definitely not a spinner. But overweight? ! Thats a bit of a stretch don't ya think?

 

[HARP DADDY]

There has been a little discussion recently about whether BBBJ ever happens in an AMP. I reviewed some time ago about my experiences in that regard. It can happen. And I am talking about BBBJCIM. My first time was at Downtown. I was a bit drunk andf very tired and couldn't perform despite Maya's best efforts. So she pulled off the cover and finished the job. The second time was with Louie at Happiness. After the shower and back in the room, while on her knees drying me off, she looked up and asked, with her eyes, whether I wanted a BJ. Of course I said yes. When I was about to finish I told her, and she hesitated for a second, and then took it in her mouth. The third time was at Green Court with May. After a table shower with mamasan, May started with a fantastic BBBJ. Before I knew it, I was finishing. She initially seemed upset, but then she said she enjoyed it and asked that I please come back. So it does happen. There was also A Japanes girl who advertised in the CP and she started with a BBBJ. When I was ready to finish I told her and she said "Do you want to cum in mouth? It's okay. " Do I have to tell you I said yes?

 

[lduncan00]

They also have the little round medicated bandaid patches that are for muscle cramps and such.

Quite a diverse trifecta there Monke! Never imagined that you could find a K-cyborg, but it sounds interesting for sure.

 

[?sweet fish?]

After complaining that I couldn't get to DC much on the VA board, I decided that it was like anything else, if I wanted it bad enough, I'd make it happen. So took a half day Friday and visited K and got Sophie. Body was incredibly thin and nice, and boobs looked tremendous. Later, realized that sometimes looks are better than touch, as I am not a fan of touching the bolt ons. But looking is nice. Anyway, very friendly right from the start. Felt like I was her only customer of the day. She doesnt have the best face, but makes up for it with attitude.

A Prior poster mentioned the teeth on the cbj and that was also noticed. But I liked how she got into position for it. After some lackluster AR, followed by good AR, then more lackluster AR, SHE flipped onto her back and slid up under me and allowed me to pump my hips for the cbj. Fed her nicely!

Then it was my turn to give some AR and I made a true meal of her. Asked to use backdoor but was told she wanted front door so I entered, and knocked and banged and banged some more. Very nice time.

 

[Ella]

Everyone has their own way of doing it. I prefer the tip upfront because of history and many of the gals in AMP come and go. If they are real keepers and went beyond the call of duty, a few times an additional tip was warranted. When I come back the performance is always off the chart.