Massage Parlor Reports

[Mel<3]

I've finally recovered from my terrible prior experience and thinking it's time to get back out there. I'll be heading through the woodbridge / fringe NOVA area and was going to give the title a try, but I can't tell if they'll provide the services I'm hoping for. Does anyone have any experience?

 

[Homefries86]

Long-time lurker, first post.

Went the other day to Grn (you know, near where the other team plays). The sauna was nice, it was freezing cold that day. But the masseuse ("Candy") was eh, late 30s at best, a pooch, kinda phoning it in. Not bad.- hey, to be bad, it has to be really bad, right? But not great.

Worth noting she let me do doggy, but when I did mish, she had her hand in the way slightly, to prevent me from going in too much. BJ had too much teeth, too. Tho the massage was decent (back only). A pooch.- I'm reasonable, but this was more of a pooch than one would like. Face not great, nothing to write home about.

To make it worse, when I got done my clothes smelled like smoke, from the room next door. My masseuse did not smoke, but someone in that place was.

I went there bec. There were some great reviews on here a few months ago, maybe October, about the place. But when I went back then, the masseuse was similarly not so great looking. I ended up leaving and not closing the deal at all back then, and now, I understand why.

Ave been a regular at Supra of late, and now I remember why. Fine young masseuses. Was interested in a switch-up, so hence Green, but now I'll have to try somewhere else.

Have a long line of mini-reviews to drop off. Have also tried what I guess is Gold's.- 1829/2F I think (I started at the 3rd floor, no good choice on offer, started for 2nd floor and they said "same thing there. " Masseuse very ligth brown tan (fake tan, but not bad); fake blonde hair (again, not bad). But masseuse was fake boobs, wd not let me doggy, barely let me in even when she was on top. Also, no TS, and hustled me to leave when I was done.

Had a great exp at the old place on I at around 17th. Still walk past there to see if it might reopen, as some kind of late-Christmas surprise. The masseuse gave me some a**-action with a lubed-up finger, which I did not expect but turned out better than all right, and then kept working that while giving me a BJ, which was surprisingly super super great in combination. Took massive effort to hold back on that, in order to wait for the dog/mish. Of course, this was when the ladies were still taking me for approx $250 total.- I was younger and less wise then. Also, this one ended up occasionally coughing and spitting into a tissue, which was pretty disconcerting.- made me want to go get tested.

In the non-adventure category, include brief walk-ins to 1413 (the first-floor there smelled of mold, so I excused myself), and brief walk-ins to 520 and 524. The southerly one of those two seemed dismal somehow, so I left (again, was more innocent back then). The next, more northerly one, had a massuese whose face was not so good. She came into the room, tried to lure me to stay by strategically placing the boobs at eye level as I sat, even as the mamasan asked me, "you want, I get another girl. " But I left and went to. Supra.

Supra remains my recommendation, unless something has changed. Latetly it has been so good that they give me a full line-up of 4-5 total hotties. Didn't know whether to go blind or what. If I could have asked for a pile of all of them, in one room, I would.

Previous adventures at Supra include Mya in November (great English, as hasd been mentioned; good sense of humor; tall; handled me well and with restraint even as I was basically too d**** to f***, not my usual at all); a tiny spinner, exquisite face with high cheekbones and with fake but nice Cs who came real nicely during doggy, very sweet; she smoked and you could smell it on her hair but it was not a problem; a pale tallish one who it turned had stuffed her bra with tissues, but that turned out okay, as her BJ sent her own little forearms into goosebumps, and then we doggied for a really, really long time, and she got into it well; this tiny, cute little thing who opened my door and I was so stunned I did not think she was the masseuse so I asked for a lineup and she sent in another girl and I asked for her, explained my confusion as best I could.- she had a perfect, perfect waist (perfect for doggy too) who said she was 21 and this time I really believed it; and my first-ever at Supra, who taught me about when you need to take a shower: AFTER the act, so you go home clean and fine. She also warned me about pursuing this hobby every few days, said it drains away your $.

Yours in the hobby,

Tofer

 

[sh0rtea d0o wh0p]

Anybody know anything about this place?

1018 Vermont Ave NW
Washington, DC 20005
(202) 628-1948

 

[Rastafari]

TS in NY? Hmmmm, I must have hit the wrong ones when I was there.

 

[bilson]

I've visited both, and had terrific adventures in each country. I would say Thailand is an easier experience in some ways. Easier to find what you're looking for, lighter on the wallet, and more over-the-top action going on. Some of the long-time posters in the Thailand thread gave me extremely helpful advice for on-the-ground foraging. The Philippines was at least as good, in my opinion.

But what do you mean by "nicer"? Are you asking about the landscape? The degree of stunning female beauty?

 

[blak diamond]

Royal closed?! Hope this isn't permanent.

 

[Becks]

Loop Vet,

It's been awhile since my last visit to DC. I happened to read your post today, just after I posted some info about sw's in AZ. Your post was a 'wake-up' call, so I went back to my forum and deleted my post because it was fresh info that LE maybe was not aware of.

I think now that I will just send that info to trusted friends on the forum.

Hope all is well with you.

Ps: Anyone heard from LoveLOS?

DN

 

[Scooter_New_Year_Squirrel]

Was in the neighborhood. So I stopped by last night about 8:30pm. The place was quiet. No lights, no one answering the door. Called the number a few times and no one answers. Could they have closed up shop?

 

[Ruprect]

It does suck they have to deal with these types but all they have to do is quit. But wait, that means they would have to get a real job and wouldn't be able to afford their extravagant lifestyle.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Where the hell did you get that facts? I have been to a few AMP's in a number of states and have yet to meet one that was born in China. I have also met several that were US born. I have spent a number of years in Korean and speak a little of the language. I prefer to find a lady who meets my needs and become a regular. As a result, I become to know them very well. Some of them are divorced from americans and have children and have been in the business a long time. I know of one that is in her last 40's and has been doing this for 15-20 years. This is the only way she could afford to put her daughter through school, who recently graduated medical school. I have met the daughter, absolutely gorgeous BTW. My point is, most of these ladies do this for a lot of reasons, but the obvious reason is the $$$$. The amount they make depends on many factors, but the ones that I personally know make a butt load of money, no pun intended. This is just a guess on my part, but I suspect the ladies in DC are mostly black market and are taken advaneforum.xxxe of. That is one of the reasons I do not patronize these locations. I would also guess that they probably bring in close to the amounts stated, but do not see most of it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Maybe some are not racist, but I have heard more than one AMP girl, and I've been good friends with a few, say they prefer white men to other races, specifically Asian and African-American. I have never heard any say anything one way or the other about Latinos. Of course, people are people and many of us have our prejudices. A blanket statement like yours is certainly false. I wish what you said were true.

I know that the above does not comply with the policy of seeking out and obtaining sex with women.

Cheers,

F1

 

[Lov3]

I dont know if this is Taboo to talk about, but I'm just wondering something. I've been going to 14 off and on for the past 2 months. Just wonder if anyone else that has been there can tell me what they're being charge?

Thanks

 

[J.J.]

Picked Cherry out of a lineup of three Wednesday at Supra. Frankly was not overly impressed byt he group, which also included Hana (my prior date). She was cute enough, but all three seemed a bit bigger and stockier than my preference (but all were quite fit).

Anyhow I like Cherry and she provided a reasonable service, but still not quite up to the level of those thrilling days of yesteryear.

I did see a slimmer version walking down the hall but only from behind, she might have been more my type.

I would give Cherry a 7.5 rating all around, slightly above Hana and just a shade below Yung at Happiness (nobody else been over there recently?)

 

[Jessica Rabbit 7 ???????]

Read this post about Downtown and it bought back some great memories. I met Suzi a few times and she was a wild one. Loved the oil, but also like to play with poop shoot. I always liked having a lineup and picking out my provider. Haven't been to DC in a few years, but last time met Ruby at Star. I go to Detriot a lot now and have a good time a M1 there. Maybe I venture up to DC soon to check out the scene.

 

[mum_2_be]

I believe it is a completely misguided statement to say that Washington, DC has the best AMP scene in the nation as Mr. Nuke has affirmed. There are many places which are much better. Honolulu comes to mind.

With respect to prices, it comes back to simple economics. Supply and demand. Mongers live on the demand side and providers live on the supply side. Increase supply relative to demand (or decrease demand relative to supply) and the two oppositely sloping curves will intersect at a lower price point. It's that simple. Just as with any other good or service.

LexLuther

 

[Kaira]

I went to orange 2 days ago.

Now I have a milky discharge and pain while urinating.

 

[azam d]

Is anyone surprised they got closed?

Very conspicuous entrace. Right next to some Children's Welfare-type building. Hardly a good location for such a place. It was bound to attract attention and it did.

Most of the shutdowns I can remember in my 11 years in this game have involved area-wide shutdowns (like Monty Co.) or shutdowns of places that were just too obvious.

 

[mgm]

Was your Starbucks fresh and new or a mid-day old cup of coffee? I prefer the newer machines, but the older machines that are 35-39 years old can make a good cup, too.

 

[Bell Bell]

In town for a visit from ATL, and on the advice of a couple of friendly posters, turned the front page and made the trek up to the 4th floor. Asked for Ruby or Nana, but mamasan said they "all busy." She says only one girl is free--Cherry--and brings her in. Earlier descriptions were right--5'4, prob 28, tan all over, cute, nat Bs, a bit of a tummy, but upon getting a hug, I realize she has..heavy smokers break. Ugh. I tell mamasan I'm leaving, and she and Cherry implore me to stay. I only have 90 minutes before a business meeting, so no time really for leaving and tracking down another establishment.

Out in the hall, I hear mamasan chewing out Cherry for her hygiene, and she ended up brushing her teeth twice during my hour--once then, and again, after the massage.

Never had a TS so thorough -- so thorough that it'll be another 5 yrs before I need to wash my crack again. Good firm massage, then the fun. And given my earlier protests, I think the mamasan ordered her to really show me a good time. Because it's been a while since I had a girl work this hard. A standing cbj with LOTS of attention to the boys--just like I like. A horizontal cbj (and she took me all in--hadn't had that happen since a girl I dated from NY when I was 25!), then cg, mish (during which she came twice--whimpering so loudly that mamasan comes to the door and holllers through in Korean to ask if she's alright). Ankles behind the ears, but I've got a lot of stamina. Doggie, more mish and I'm done. The hot towel and I'm out. Says she'll only be there a couple more weeks, then on to the next city.

And the kicker...all this for a tip of $. You guys in DC are spoiled. Here in ATL, the cops closed down the 20 or so AMPs in the blue collar burghs down near the airport, and the only survivors are on the affluent northside--where most of the girls open the bidding at $$ (sometimes $$$) and will grudgingly "accept" $1.4 or $1.6 -- but only after eliciting a promise of "you bring more next time."

At $.6, I'd go broke fast.

 

[familyguy]

Clix,
Good read. I'd suggest posting a link to that one in the new "reviews of Distinction" thread!

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PCP,
good show.

LL