Massage Parlor Reports

[inspike]

If you want to talk about the good old days I suggest you do so either in person or via PM. Let's keep the forum for good, current information. OK?

JJ

 

[Jimmy G]

Went to a new spot for me tonigHt AND I liHked it. I don't want to give away the exact name or location but the spot is very close to Ft Reno park when looking on google maps. This trip was months in the making as I was gathering info and planning this trip for a while. I knew who to ask for based on previous reviews. D*n**l*a. My phone call was met with suspicion but I was told my requested provider was working. When I got there, my requested appointment did not immediately greet me so I got to meet a very another attractive latino co-worker while I sat on the couch. I may call to request some time with this latina alternative in the future. I was then met by my requested servicer and led back into the room. I lied and acted as if I had seen her several months ago and she played along for a while. She asked me if I would like a shower to which I replied "sure". She turned on the shower and asked me if she should return in 2 minutes or 5 minutes. I indicated 5 mins and she left the room. Before she came back into the room and not knowing what the rates were, I laid out. 8 on the table next to .6 as this is what I would have expected from an AMP. She came into the room and began a couple minutes of a very good massage. I flopped my arms over the side of the table and she ended up continuing the massage from over my left arm. I proceeded to roam over her covered legs without protest or backing away and that brought a level of comfort to us both. She asked me to flip over and got pretty acquainted with a full body massage in specific areas. I guess she did not know what I had left on the night stand as she then requested the house fee. I indicated that it was on the night stand and she picked up the .8 and returned after 1 minute. She then informed me that a massage "session" would be $ and what would I like. I indicated without verbal communication that a mic check is what was needed. I was informed that a mic check was $.4. At this point she was only in a thong and I was in full control of the gorgeous "C"s and indicated that I understood. I then proceeded to receive one of the best CBJ's I've ever had. After the fireworks were over a proper clean-up was done and we both felt alot more comfortable than when we walked in. This place is obviously a well kept secret and costs more that you're average AMP. It is a step above any AMP than I have been to and as I was walking out I noticed a white provider in one of the empty rooms. That is a total of 2 smok'n hot latinas and an average to low level white provider.

I will definitely be returning but like I said, this place costs more than an average AMP.

 

[naenae0011]

Long time hobbiest, but only recently found this place and I like the traffic. Would like to start out with a review of Micchele at Mist. Saw her last month and after climbing four flights on a rainy night, happy to be warm and dry. Mamasan brought me to room and told me to get comfortable. In comes this beauty, petite and friendly yet shy. She took 1 hour fee (0. 7) and off to the TS we go. She really is good cleaning me up. After we get back to room, I told her I want everything and out she goes to get cover. The menu was CBJ, rgc, cg, k9 and mish. Wanted DATY but she said next time. I will repeat but as you know with these places they go on "Vacation" often.

Face: 7

Body: 9

Action: 9

Will repeat.

 

[Nitika]

You're absolutely right Lex. Many of them that I know enjoy being able to go back to where they call hone on vacation and walk around the malls shopping etc. without running into someone they know from an AMP. Especially when most of them have a SO, boyfriend, or family they live with.

 

[Kyle 13]

This place that you speak of, you never gave a location, sir.

 

[JackaLxM]

Sorry if my post appears twice.

What's the rate in the DC area now?

Thanks

 

[Amber S]

Best to avoid the sunny place tonight.

-UPDATE TO POST-

Eclipse averted...but suggest you always call first. Trusted members PM for details.

 

[musicrocksalot]

It's like a giant Chinatown. I think it's like a 'home away from home' if that makes any sense. The Asian communities are very tight knit. They face good times as well as bad together, as a community, not as family to family.

Cabbie!

 

[Sun Hwa-Kwon]

I did the Google Maps thing myself and it helped me take a look around the neighborhood. I paid a visit last week in mid-afternoon. I took the Metro, which worked really well. It's only about a 3-4 block walk, mostly along some very busy streets. I approached from the northern end of the block. After you cross the main N-S street, you walk about 100', turn left into the alley and the back entrance is right there. I wouldn't approach from the south because you would have to walk almost a whole block in the alley. Ultimately, I don't think the neighborhood is any worse than the U Street area in which Rio/Olympic was located.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot the good part: I was greeted at the door by Paula, looking stunning in just a warm-up suit. She joined me for a few minutes in the sauna and talked about the experience at the old place and that she took the necessary time & expense to obtain a license for the new place. As a matter of fact, the licenses are prominently displayed on a beam in the main hallway. The new facility was spotless. Someone obviously put a lot of time and money into the interior.

Heidi was apparently the only technician working. Needless to say, she rocked my world and I returned the favor -- 2 or three times for her.

 

[heybulldog]

Lex...this is some sort of geek-culture reference. I don't understand it, but know what it is. Search on Wikipedia if you want to delve into the obscure "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"...

NN...thanks for taking the time to express yourself and defend yourself. You have provided some value to the board...and, if you stick around, may provide more.

 

[daisyr]

Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones. Said "no, " and left. If any of you sick bastards like 'em 250lb+, run your ass over there.

Checked out Royal after that. Asked to see the line up. Nothing above a 4 in looks. In an attempt to spare their feelings, I told them I'd forgotten to visit the ATM. Never went back.

 

[Ramin]

With a business trip to DC in the works, I tried to gather as much info as possible. After conducting relatively extensive research on the DC scene, I arrived filled with anticipation.

On my first night in DC, I went to Supra. I rang the bell, no answer. Rang the bell periodically for another 10 minutes.

Then I walked to 1413. Rang the bell and was immediately admitted. Only one girl available: Angie. She was okay: so-so face; nice natural body, no implants. So-so table shower. Back in the room, the session was okay. Angie likes DATY and likes to get banged hard during doggie. She is worth choosing again.

Two nights later, I return to Supra and again there is no answer. Walk to 1413 again and ask for Angie. The Ahjima says Angie is busy and shows me two girls: Mimi and Nana. I picked Nana.

If this is the same Nana from Supra, I understand all of the raves. Nana is good; and I discovered that Nana speaks Japanese. So, we spent most of the session speaking Japanese to each other as Nana feels more comfortable with Japanese (and Korean) rather than English. It was great; like finding a long-lost friend.

Overall, Nana is fun - enjoys DATY and provides good CBJ. I will definitely ask for Nana next time. Mochiron!

 

[Told You So]

Listen, these pr*cks don't know squat. I know a lot about this place:

1. The street it's on is named after the state of Vermont.

2. It's in NW, one of 4 quadrants in the District of Columbia.

3. From here, you can easily fart in the general direction of the White House.

 

[cassandras_evil_sister3]

When you assess whether a guy is a newbie on the forum or not, remember that posts are counted independantly whether you post on the US forum or international.

For instance, I appear with one post on the US forum, while I have posted more than 100 reviews on the International forum.

I feel that if I am in the US and ask for info, you should consider the global post numbers. And not laugh at people who according to your shortsighted view have few posts, when in fact they are veterans on other threads. And you may be happy to have info when you travel outside the US as well.

 

[Msean]

Some places, like supra have a nice big bed (at least the room I was in did). Happiness did too. Other places have that narrow massage table. I'm always afraid I'll fall off the table in the middle of doing it in some weird position.

 

[Sea Of Love]

Same location as before?

 

[iLoveMusic!!]

Also H&H was closed last night at 11.

If anyone has intel from south of the border, let me know.

Oh yeah, Hi I'm new to the forum

 

[laracroft79]

I saw Suzy there today. For people that do not have the patience to read the review, I have a summary. Awesome. ATF experience.

She was accurately described before, so I will skip that. Saying that she has good attitude is an understatement. She is lively and super friendly without being annoying. TS is very thorough.

In the room, massage is non-existent, which is typical of most KMPs (NOVA) being an exception. She is very good with body slide and her tongue bath. I understood then why she is so thorough with the TS Fantastic BJ and a VERY enthusiastic recipient of DATY.

BTW, directions to this place are on Jackson's ad banner ********dotcom

 

[the man]

Had a dream on fourth floor one triple three. Got June, mid thirties and nice body. Not too thin and not too thick. Standard progression of activities. Pretty good experience, but nothing remarkable either.

The good: getting put in the room with the horizontal wall mirror next to the bed. The bad: seeing two younger girls with equally nice bodies when I was on my way out.

 

[noselessman]

Saw Nikki at 1333 yesterday. Very nice thin body and real breasts afaik. She gave a fast TS not worthy of mentioning and after drying off. Let's put it this way, she didn't bother with formalities at all. Not even the merest consideration of a massage. Not to say that this was all business in the meanest spirit of the word. No she was more than interested in her own "successful arrival". Again and again. Needless to say a had a full-course meal. And then some. As dreams go this one was worth remembering. The rest of the visit was enjoyed by all.

I have to say that if at all possible I will be back. I highly recommend her. Not 10's across the board but easily straight 8's except for attitude. Now that was a 10.

As always YMMV.