Massage Parlor Reports

[whitney]

I forgot to add in last post, before supra went to 2nd floor M street; was offered a very unattractive girl. The worsti've seen with terrible skin condition. I told her I wanted to see someone else and she became very hostile and aggressive; don't know where mamsan was so opted to leave. To supra. And I noticed that Jasime next door is now closed.

 

[Due March 23 2010]

JJJ,
Kudos Dude. You are the man. OMFG. A private stock keeper. I think she likes me.

Scorp,
Call me about when you hit DC again. Check the [post=570678]SW Thread for the latest from the Lair[/post].

State of the AMPs:

From what I am reading and seeing firsthand, the overall quality of the AMPs is starting to improve. There seems to be one or two girls at the bigger AMPs that are potential star quality. Service still needs to improve at these bigger AMPs so that the rushed feeling is not so prevalent and we get better massages. The smaller AMPs just need to get some younger talent.

Great early reviewing, BroadCastTech, maybe our message is getting out there. READ FIRST and then Just Do It!

LoveLOS

 

[Bad Kitty!]

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise pointless posts, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own review was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

 

[bre]

I have to say that if the new Vermont Therapy, at the old Downtown location, charges $80 for the house fee and then does not provide FS, there is no reason in the world to go there. And if we do not go there, they will either lower the price, provide the appropriate service, or both. Actually, I planned to go ther Saturday, because I had to work. I figured I would see if I could get the full package. But, having seen the recent reviews on Joanne at 1413K, I decided to try that instead.

Well, I arrived around 10:40, but one of you donkeys beat me to it. Mamasan told me I would have to wait about 40 minutes for Joanne, and clearly was pushing me to take an alternate. She showed me another girl, who I later learned was Rose. I thnk much has been written about her. She was great. Ater the shower, she provided a nice massage, and then moved to AR. I raised up off the bed, and she reached under to further stimulate me. After the flip, she moved down for more AR, and I raised my hips off the bed again. She seemed like she was enjoying it more than I was.

After the main event, I started to get up and get dressed. Rose to me told lay back down. Then, she gave me a nice lotion massage of my legs and feet. After that, she again told me to lay back and relax, so she bring a hot towel. I never did see Joanne, and my may still try to sample her, but I have to say that as far as customer service was concerned, Rose was fantastic. I would recommend her highly.

 

[jadamgrd]

You're kidding with the questions, right?

 

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[James L]

Mini over on NY by the "water" club closed down!

Where's the new spot?

 

[PuppetMaster]

Your video link doesn't work.

 

[Crow]

Not to belabor the point but I agree with Sleazebum for covers and safety for all involved – especially unintended persons.

On the other side of the coin, for those who do partake in BB activities, I would like to know which places or persons have actually performed this so I can avoid them. Also, is this bragging or a review? And if it is bragging, can we still glean info from it? Then again, it maybe a validity issue. I don’t know.

We all have preferences and I don’t judge but would like to enjoy mine without the possibility of something permanent or fatal. I know this may seem naïve but still would like an opportunity or chance to manage the risks. Ultimately, I know, I can just stay home but a little prevention and indirect/implied posted information can go a long way.

Not picking on anyone, just my. 02.

 

[Hobo Joe]

Gentlemen, long-time lurker, thanks for the helpful postings.

A lazy afternoon. In my dream, I found myself with a partner out of town, lunching on Korean noodles outside the District, and, wanting to complete the experience, before I knew it, circling a K.

Caveat here, it wasn't the first time I've dreamed of FS at an AMP. It was however the first time I've had a sober vision of said activity. For the curious, handshakes down south make a nice interruption for a long drive. Oh, and I'm completely disease-free.

Anyway, past two, I might be the first one there. Mamasan greets, 'you been here before? ' (I think. I was pretty much rushed in to a room on the left before I could get the lie out.) Gal comes in, I suppose it was Phoebe*--long straight hair, very nice body, decent face, never asked her name, sorry. She wore heels and a bikini. I'm a bit tall, she's I guess 5', may have been why she wore heels. Maybe she always wears heels. Not into shoes, just thought it was different.

Gal requests $60. I pull 3 Jacksons. She asks, "want everything? " I hand over five more. She takes, leaves, I undress. On return, hand-in-hand, we walk to the TS area. It's all good, water, soap, the mystery is away but parts of me are still pleased to be noticed. Decent massage, she works my upper back quite well, eventually stripping down to rub the tips of her nipples against me (this was good.) On the flip, an oddity. My favorite appendage had been drooling at the thought of her, so before paying it closer attention, she wiped it with a cloth. Then the side of the shaft was licked, then the cloth, then side licked, then the cloth, then the balls. Then the cloth.

Somewhere during this process, I got the impression I should not ask for a BBJTC, as a certain moodiness was apparent. I was suddenly wrapped. She discouraged touching of another fun area and lubed herself. We faced off on the table, in a sort of faux-Kama Sutra hug, and finally she climbs on me.

What followed was about 10-15 minutes of typical Asian couple sex (minus kissing, of course.) You know, her setting the rhythm from up high, me matching it, providing guidance with my hands at her sides, the pair of us looking for maybe an angle that might just get her where she needs to be. That didn't happen, but finally she propped up a bit, banged out a finish, wiped, discarded, yawned, "baby gotta go. " As I was almost to the door, she remembered we needed to hug.

Now, I was probably her first customer of the morning. It'd been a few weeks for me, and I suppose I'll look elsewhere tomorrow or the day after.

Wasn't quite what I was after. But not bad. 8/6?

 

[S P]

This will be brief, as I am missing a few details (girls name), and there isn't anything extraordinary to say.

I strolled down to 1413 on Wednesday night about 11: 00. Stuck my head in at Archibalds, which usually leaves me a little cold, but something about it was sexier than usual, mostly the barmaids, natch.

Across the street to 1413. Typical procedure. Girl comes in. She was tall and had a little more meat on her bones than some. Not fat by any means, but a little softer than some. Nice real t's.

Table shower was very attentive. I personally think this makes the evening. I don't like it when they are too 'legit' on the TS, let's fool around some, and she did.

Sauna for 5 minutes, whatever. I asked for 'everything' and light on the massage. Her 'light' was feather touch. Which was nice, tickled, but nothing massaging about it.

The flip was prefunctory, she went almost straight to mish. HR to complete. Very nice, no problems, but nothing to put in the diary. A little mechanical.

B.

 

[Smileycourt]

On a recommendation from sleazebum I have now joined this great site. The dog just isn't what it used to be. Posts coming soon.

GC42. Now Lbridgerunner

 

[Mohit]

Not much new. Went to Supra again, it's so darn convenient. I asked who was available. "Very nice girl." Of course, but I decided to be insistent. Was offered a line-up by the older mamasan (there are two, one older and one younger fashiony type). I just can't do the line-up thing, so I asked who was available. Maya, Suzie, Looby and Mumbly. Wow, slow day at Supra.

Wasn't feeling energetic enough for Suzie, Maya not my type, didn't know Mumbly, so I picked Looby. Man, I could just stare at her face all day. Not really typical K-girl type, but wow.

Nothing out of the ordinary, just the great stuff I had the last time. She didn't ask for anything up front this time so I guess she remembered me. Nice hard massage (for an AMP), some tickly-teasy stuff, then left to get supplies. Came back and tried a little stripper routine but lost her balance. Too funny. Plus, she probably needs more clothing for that to work well.

Anyway, a nice sit-down CBJ, very enthusiastic, followed by some standing doggy. I could also stare at that ass all day too, it's spectacular. Sadly, the bed was a little high for me, so after a few minutes on tiptoes, I had to jump on the bed and finish, still in doggy (we did disengage first). For you canine aficionados, she can take a lot of pounding for a long time, and I was glad to do so. Nice sound effects throughout. Finished up that way and collapsed on the bed with a smile. Will definitely return.

Still miss Nana, though. Anyone seen her?

 

[edrazeba]

Amy is the bomb. Young, slim, fun, adventurous, hard working, and plenty of stamina. .70 to play. Tipped a little higher than typical (upfront) but was worth every bit. recommended.

KK

 

[teapot91]

Sorry for the late reply. Been away from the boards for a couple of days. I went on May 9th to Sun and there was a sign on the door about closing due to construction. I think someone had also posted about their plumbing being broken (too bad cause my pipes really needed cleaning that night). Anyone know if Sun has reopened? I'll check tonight.

With regards to HFT's post on IHC. I saw that girl you had in your dream. Damn, I knew I should have just asked for her. Thanks for the post, I will revisit IHC and ask for her. Any chance you remember a name?

 

[Christina C]

The places has had numerous LE closings. My understanding is the cities getting a little fed up with the reopening. I personally will not go near the place. I may be mistaking as well but I seriously doubt it.

 

[yacoool]

I am back in the DC and Baltimore region after being in Philly and other places for a while.

Anyway, on Sunday I made the climb up the stairs to the Vermont AMP. I was surprised that there was an Asian eatery that had opened up below the HJ shop.

Long story short, there were too many fellas who were probably tired of watching the Redskins get trashed and filled the joint up (I was told that there would be a 2 hour wait) , so I went back to McPherson Square Metro and came out at Metro Center to check out Evergreen but no one answered the door (I did notice that both sets of cameras that were mounted above were removed). I am not sure if anyone was in. Now that I am back in town I will check it out for sure again (many years ago in that block they had a nice house operating but my memory from the late 1980s and 1990s is a little fuzzy).

So sorry for the lame ass reporting tonight. I might just try and creep out to check out this Woodley Park deal as well. Hopefully it will be open for a while towards the later evening.

 

[Buster Brown]

Yes it's true. 3 Girls arrested for prostitution; the place (2352 Wisconsin) is called Venus now. www.nbc4.com

 

[Kewtenuekat]

Anyone know where I can find something on the petite side? Went to M st around 1am on a Sat. Not only was it freezing in there, but the chick was really rushing. I guess because she was the only one there. After waiting about 30min for her to finish with whoever she was with, she came in and gave me a bs massage. Started mish. Went for a walk and finished with her on top. I can't remember her name, but I have to admit she was put together pretty well. Though I'm not a big huge fan of plastic oranges, much prefer real ones. TS afterward (which for me is a first) so it wasn't as enjoyable, but at least I made it home clean.

TS 4
Body 8
Overall 5

 

[mech]

Anymouse doesn't even use AMPs so let's forget about his rant. Here's a post on my second session with YoYo on PA ave. The TS was just as delightful as the first. Then a 10 min massage was strong and loaded with technique. She used AR to transition from theraputic to sexual, which still blows my mind, then gave some BBBJ before I got her off in DATY. The stand-up mish and DG got us into the slammin' mish that finished her off for good. My final stanza was CBJ. After a hot towel, she dressed me and sent me off with a hugh smile as my current ATF. 70 min of bliss for the standard rate, which I tipped up some. Gents, be affectionate with this girl, because I really hope that her sweetness is still intact when I get back this way again in a few months. I'm signing off on my way home to SF, knowing that DC still has at least one sueforum.xxx AMP that some of you lucky dogs get to visit a lot more often than I do. Enjoy!