Massage Parlor Reports

[Jason]

Pressed for time as usual, so it was either 1333 or 1413, which are very convenient for me. I opted for 1413 (though I'm looking forward to trying the greener 1333, which isn't much farther). Banana girl wasn't there, so I got Mouse girl from LA. She's a little older and thicker, not really eye candy. But her Engrish was quite good and she's very friendly. I liked her immediately. I didn't like that she wanted payment up front. Pretty good scrubbing during TS, with some play, followed by seriously deep massage. If you're sensitive you wouldn't like either one. Not much buildup, but enthusiastic romance language lesson followed by some mish and doggie. She seems to like it pretty rough, so I pounded obligingly. Good experience, no regrets, but probably wouldn't repeat because it was a little rushed.- about 45 minutes from when I walked in.

 

[Smoochy Tin Machine II]

If you get a therapist that doesn't "float your boat" due to looks, etc. , it might be better to stick with her and not let your disappointment show. I've found that the less-favored therapists do tend to give better service. Asking to switch to another gal will cause her a bit of shame and can potentially make you lose some face, too.

Now, if you get a therapist who has given bad service in the past, then by all means talk to mamasan and request another gal.

The best way to avoid all these unpleasantries, though, is to call ahead and make an appointment with the therapist you want. That way, there's no disappointment for you or the therapist.

Have fun at the Forum

R: R

 

[muncie birder]

Back to my "Go early; go often" methodology after a bit of downtime. Visited the J-Spot this morning. Saw Lucy for the second time. She is a bit different (Japanese) and speaks very little English, but she is extremely nice. Limited in her approach (no back-side at all) but, if you remember, I like a light touch, and she is magnificent with her fingers! Pretty, b-lights, nice nips, pleasant smile, and a nice body. I will return.

As an aside, a question for the regulars: Do you all like variety, or do you like to find a "regular" and cultivate the repeated contact? For me, I like to find a provider whom I like and stay with her. Seems to make the recurring experiences get better with time. Just curious about how others feel about our mongering methods.

Be safe,

Rx

 

[spanky]

Just by coincidence, I got Bunny at 1818. 5'4" slender and tan body with proportionate fake tits and ass. Her face is like a mix between Bebe from Sun and also Bebe and Susie from Gold, which makes me wonder if they all went to the same plastic surgeon in New York.

Nice looks but attitude and service was just good enough, nothing spectacular. Repeat, probably not.

 

[Alex J]

Went there about that same time on Thursday night. It was kind of strange for me too. I got Michelle (first time with her) and she insisted on full fee up front. No problem, and she was nice enough, but the menu was pretty limited with many of the standard seforum.xxxes of therapy missing. The girls there are pretty, but it seems that it is less than predictable what you may get.

 

[Janet R]

Went by Rio yesterday around 1230. Buzzed and was let in straight away, at the top of the stairs I was greeted by two aujimas, the typical older one and one who could probably pass as a provider. I guess she's trying managing part out. Anyways, I was greeted warmly by both. They asked if I'd been there before, couldn't lie, I said no. In my perfect broken Korean asked for a line up, but all the girls were busy, probably was a provider explained the fees and put me in room #2. Gina came in a few minutes later, very pretty, sorry can't place her age, maybe early 30's, nice slim shape, B's and some of the most gawdawful eyelashes I've ever seen. She tells me to undress, takes the house fee and leaves. She's back in a few and we get to the shower just as the door closes. Into the sauna for 10 minutes, wow, guess they are busy. Finally in the shower she is through not much attention given down below flip over and again very thorough but not much attention down below.

Back at the room, I lie face down and she leaves again for about 5 minutes, when she gets back I get the most THROUGH massage I've ever had. She massaged my toes. 'You have nice butt, I like your butt. ' 'Uh, OK, thanks, can I see yours? ' She had been dressed the whole time. 'You want everything? ' 'Sure do. ' She gets off of the bed and strips. Very nice; she indeed has a cute butt, kitty is nicely trimmed, some good sized nipples and a kid? She has a scar just below her belly, like she had a C-section. She lubes me up then rubs me across and between her breasts, then does a pseudo HJ while she's down talking to the boys. They had a pretty long conversation. On goes the condom and she goes CG, then reverses it, then, oh wait, I'm already finished, damn dry spell. I tried to get her to slow down, but she figured out what was up and rode away. And muscle control, she was flexin' every other stroke at the start. Gina massaged my waist and thighs, yeah thoroughly, then cleaned me up with some hot towels. As I was getting dressed she told me there were 4 other girls working and from open to close they were always busy. From all the voices and doors opening and closing I have no reason to doubt her. She tells me to come back next week and try the other girls takes her fee stuffs it into her thong. We hug, I pinch her butt and leave.

I was in there a bit over an hour, well worth repeating, if only for the massage.

Face: 6+. Sand those lashes down girl!
Body: 8.
Service: 8+

p.s. Going from red light to sunlight is painful.

 

[J.A.]

How is Sara?

Is Coco the same girl that was there a few months ago?

 

[raider nation]

You can stick your request where the Sun doesn't shine!

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Are you kidding? Batman, we need to raise our prices too. Saving mongers from themselves is a full time job. LOL

Our greedy little K Mamas and Ms PC will now have to wait till i hit the Lotto. too bad its been that way in NVA for 6 months now. Oh well, no gas money saved now. If you guys were here with me in China, cost is $80.00 for TS, AR, MSOG, and sweet little chinese guys from the countryside. Pity me but I will TOFTT here.

PC out

 

[LittleMeg [TOOL]]

Had a visit a while back (month ago) to the non-Asian place way up on Wisconsin, where things float. Didn't get a chance to post until now.

They were still open, but it's been a while since my last visit to any sort of establishment, and this was my first time, so I acted like a noob. Sad, and it almost cost me getting service. If you're going to go, make sure to schedule an appointment, and don't just walk up. They didn't take too kindly to that, and when I made up the excuse that a friend sent me (and used a generic US male name), the "mamasan" (are they still that when they're not Asian) barely set me up.

I was in luck though, and she sent out Jackie, a Latina who's not the hottest, but still has a very tight body. I have a thing for the Latinas, especially well endowed ones, so this was a good choice.

She sent me to the showers (real shower, not a TS, which is very weird) and I had to take care of it myself. I didn't love that, but it's close to home, and something different.

When she came back, I was ready on the table, and she started the massage. Oddly, she never asked for $ for the house, but I wasn't going to stop her. She did ask if I was LE, and I had to chuckle and say no. No idea why I looked like LE, but yeah, they were nervous.

On the flip, she asked what I want, and I asked for HJ, but I got the impression more was on the menu. I was able to touch her the whole time, too, and made sure she enjoyed my fingers as well. It seemed to pay off.

She was so good that I went for the second pop, and then showered again (still weird).

Then she collected the house fee ($8! ) and her tip. I'd probably return, but not without calling first, but other than convenience for me, and a different set of girls, I'm happier to stick with AMP's in the future.

 

[Beth G]

I had first stopped by an apartment at 103 G Street SW to see a Russian named Marina that I found on the online City Paper. Her partner Natasha had quoted .9 on the phone for an hour session. Bottom line is I got up to her apartment, only Marina was there (I had been promised both would be there so I could choose) and she quoted .9 for an hourlong clothed massage or $.2 for topless and $.6 for full nude. Marina is about 30-35, blond, with small tits but otherwise decent figure. I hand gestured for FS but she said no so I left.

Nite

 

[Dogbreath]

Sounds like the old "kimchi squat"! U must be rather new to the game as I have seen this move since the 80s,but most girls these days are too lazy to do it(lol),but its been around.

 

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[YUM YUM]

To be on the safer side, I'll be even more circumspect than usual, hoping I don't render myself completely incomprehensible. All seemed well downstairs at McPherson today. It's golden. Banana girl was awesome as always. They only had two girls the last few times I've been by. This number seems sparse, though I'm not yet experienced enough to speak authoritatively on the subject. Have fun and be careful.

 

[juicygirl172]

Thanks - I plan to make a visit tonight.

I'll let you know the results.

 

[eternalshadow37]

Went south of the border...down Rio way...and discovered that the former Coco at Sun has resurfaced as Nana. Standard session.

Upon arrival all girls were busy so I got to spend some time with Mamasan Paula. She is one classy woman!

Lax

 

[2290]

Thanks for the updates - I've updated the map. Yeah, lots of closed places. I will probably just remove them if they've been closed for a long while; I was just keeping the placeholders in case they opened up under a new name in the near future.

Any new places that need to be added?

 

[Jennifer T]

Might the Nana at Green be the same one that used to work at Rio ? - She was really lethal in bed . I had a similar experience like yours in the past with the Nana that used to work at Rio . Does the Nana at Green go bareback too ?

 

[Cj T]

With all the closings in DC, is Vermont still open?

 

[Random-Cookie]

Great second review LoveJugs! Whoda thunk that you'd find joy hiding behind a Christmas Tree? Sounds like you got an early present...



Just to clarify for the fellow pervs...we arrived together. And LoveLos, if all you noticed were her eyes, then first, you were obviously focused on the prize...and second, I guess it's a good thing you didn't see where her hand went... ;-) Until next time!

Have a Merry F'n Christmas everybody. And no, this is not code for a hottie named Mary working at one of our fine establishments on December 25th...or is it? Hmmmm...