Massage Parlor Reports

[teresa g]

I went to HH today and have lived to (not) tell about it (too much). Prices have gone UP since the last time I was there. And there is only they are down one floatation device.

I left happy, but considerable less money in my pocket.

 

[Dom]

Yea...... that's the name, "Ginza Spa". Great alternative to 1018!

Bad with names, but another Great one was on McAuthur Blvd nw near Foxhall rd; kinda at the intersection.

Body Shops are virtually a thing of the past in the Metro area!

 

[Selly]

By the way, sorry for posting in, massage parlor, when should have been in escort, but knew it would get better traffic here. The real scarry thing is no one else has had a experence like this.

 

[Hitpig #1]

I went back and forth with the spelling and settled on the wrong version.

Van

 

[RexRomanus]

Thanks Lex. I appreciate that. No apology necessary...a simple misunderstanding during a discussion...that's all.

You're absolutely right. They have us 'over a barrel' so to speak. I'm just trying to facilitate discussion on how (or if) we can find a way to somehow exert some control or perhaps to modify the situation.

I'm basically trying to get better service versus the lackadaisical service we've seen in DC lately. I'm looking for the service we all saw in the past like at the Ginza and Downtown spas of old. It's out there, somewhere...just not here. If I have to pay more for it, fine. I just want to get some guarantees that if I begin to pay what I'm seeing paid in other cities, I'll get significantly better service than I'm currently getting.

Sleazebum,

Honestly, I understand your desire to keep to the essence of this forum. This is not an argument or debate. Both of those positions insinuate a disagreement of some sort on the issue and I don't see this being that...I think we all agree we want better service. However, I think these discussions would serve to help you as well. Considering we DO pay quite a bit in the pursuit of this hobby, it would be beneficial to determine a way to get the most out of it that we can. Don't you agree?

Certainly we can restrict the discussion to commenting on, highlighting, or showcasing a particular provider or experience. But if the provider is dissatisfied with their compensation and move on after a month or so, then we've lost an asset we all can enjoy. Our commentary should also assist in determining ways to keep around the BEST talent. Quantity is nice, but quality is what seems to keep most mongers coming back. Individual providers are what I consider to be an interim solution. I love the AMPs and table showers...

And ain't nothin' like finding a AMP chick that'll work you the way you wanna be worked...every time...without fail...without asking or you having to tell them how...and can knock it like you want. Isn't that why, when we stumble upon that provider, after trying dozens, we loose our fucking minds and keep coming back to her until she is 'gone'? Of course it is.



Actually, Rejected Monke's phone conversations tell the story. If they are an accurate portrayal of the situation, they suggest we may need to give consideration to possibly slightly increasing our prices (like the rest of the Nation) to get the real quality of service we seek. These girls obviously see an increased risk with the DC area and the best are unwilling to venture south and incur the perceived risk for the low payout.

This discussion is about how to draw those "quality" providers into DC and how to keep them around longer. I'm bringing this before the fellow mongers for discussion and opinion. I believe it could serve to benefit us all. I really hope you will contribute and give us the benefit of your experience and wisdom.

Oh, and CabDriver, it's NOT like gasoline. We can always go to our SO's or SW's or any number of other places to 'get it'...hell, push come shove, we can do it ourselves if need be. Not getting it isn't going to keep us from functioning. And, not paying for it at all and letting the AMP's go dry or slacking up on their use IS a form of protest. Not one I advocate because of the long term consequences but one nevertheless.

I believe in the power of multiple minds. That is why I'm bringing this all up. Hopefully, between us all we can some up with a strategy to increase service.

Thanks,

Nuke

 

[Due 8/22/09 w/ #2!]

I crashed the two places that are one door away from each other and found nothing of note. I saw basically all providers, decided for one on the cuter side and got a terrible service.

Are you referring to this when talking about the crisis at present?

Would definitely not recommend either these days.

 

[Paul W]

That's sexy, but...

When you consider the above.

 

[young_boy_23]

MAKE NO MISTAKE!

I find nothing wrong with the BBBJ!!!

I find it EXTREMELY wrong to grab her head and force her!

The most important word in the phrase "consenting adults" is the CONSENTING!

Any of us who FORCE a provider to do anything she does not want to do should be tried for RAPE and locked up for a long time! The person should also rate a stern ass-whipping from those amongst us to can do it.

There are plenty of providers who will gladly slurp it all down, lick their chops, and ask for more. All you need to do is ASK FIRST!

I hope this clears up the issue once and for all.

JJ

 

[diana lisa]

Not real familiar with geography. Looking for best AMP options in grand hyatt vicinity. Have been a member of the seattle hobbiest community for years. Appreciate any guidance you are willing to offer. Feel free to pvt message me.

Thanks,

Agingone

 

[Arturo B]

Now you got me wondering the where? Is this prize that you decribe, at the Neverland that I have read so much about? And since my regular by drop spot in DC, appears to be m.i.a. and maybe settled for all times, I do need to find this place where more dreams can come true. Man, compared to B'more, I really envy you guys! Can someone lead me to the place where your horses can run free?
Thanks to all that had posted, You have led me to the Sun, where I got my first body 2 body table shower, and some of the best looking asian honeys in town.

 

[clumsystuntmonkey]

Ginza
New World Spa
Happiness

Sun = honorable mention

 

[Eon kid]

Neverland

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Hello buddy,

I am pretty new to this... Married, you know... I was wondering if you can share with me the address of that place. I truly appreciate it.

Cheers!
JW


I got the above via PM from some jackass with a total of ZERO posts

One final time for all who want to know about Neverland...if you don't already know, don't ask.

Lax

 

[Craig]

Went to Green last night since it'd been a while, and I'd rather not hit Star on a hopping bar night. Drew Luby(Ruby?), who I think might've been the one that worked at Downtown forever ago. Description is similar, but it's long enough ago that I don't remember quite what the other one looked like.

Anyway, cute, tiny little thing, with a perky little chest. I'm generally a little happy when they're quite so tiny, since I'm afraid I'll break them, but I wasn't complaining. Wasn't too crowded last night, so she took her time in the TS, and gave me a nice soapy massage, paying a lot of attention to the Pacific rim area, practically giving me a prostate rub while she was at it. Very nice.

Massage was ok, not great. It was a weird technique, where most of it was her pressing down in specific spots, almost like a back walk, but she just used her hands. Felt good, but not sure it did a whole lot.

Main event was nice, starting with the usual mouthwork, with a twist, where I got to DATY her while I got mine. That alone might have been better than the actual event, since a phrase involving golf balls and garden hoses comes to mind, and well, she has a sweet little package. Main event was doggy, which seemed to be what she was mostly interested in. Fine with me.

Not quite as friendly as other providers have been in the past after the main event, but it was late, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

Overall, not bad, I'd repeat, but would prefer Mae if she's still there, or trying someone new.

 

[Dez]

We cannot afford any price hike now!

JJ

 

[lamby]

This whole situation is DC is really pissing me off right now. The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Why is the local government spending all this money and LE man power going after an industry that for the most part, is doing no harm? A man needs sex. A woman needs sex. Two consenting adults get together, and one decides that he wants to pay the other for their time. And that's a fucking crime?! How is that any different then spending money buying a woman gifts, spending cash on expensive dates, etc in the hopes of getting laid? If I meet a woman at a bar, we decide to go home together, we fuck, and instead of giving her roses or chocolates, or make her breakfast I give her 'cash' and tell her to go and buy something nice for herself. Have I just committed a crime? WTF?!

This same money they're spending on going after local AMP's should be spent on 'real crimes' like cleaning up all the city drug dealers. Going after the hordes of rapists and murderers we have in the city. You'd think that with the economy the way it is, that the government and local LE would want to prioritize which crimes are more important to reduce and which ones are not, due to the shoreforum.xxxe of money. It's almost as if LE takes the easy, safe route; they'll see a guy standing on a corner, knowing he's up to no good but won't say shit to him, but see an average guy like me run a stop sign, and will pull me over and hassle me, simply so they can feel as though they're doing their job, to some extent.

Now I'm all for LE going after the sick bastards that are involved in human trafficking, especially of under aged girls but for the most part these girls are willing workers. A consenting adult who just happens to like the fast money, this job generates. Nevada has the right idea. LE is basically pissing up a rope going after escorts, and AMP's. They cannot stop the worlds oldest profession, no matter how hard they try. It's a shame we have to sneak around when we're potentially doing nothing wrong. Legalize it. Tax it. It then becomes safer for everyone. Then there will be money freed up in the budget to go after real criminals.

 

[MDNova1]

I can concur with Any Mouse. I remember at least one girl, who stayed at that apartment some time ago, said that someone had followed her to the apartment when she had gone out and then returned from the store. She moved or departed shortly thereafter. (I doubt it would have been any member of this forum, but clearly she meant that someone had stalked her. Whether or not someone from this forum was the stalker, posting the address and apartment number of this location is more dangerous than posting the address of a location in, say, a strip mall. Practically anyone can gain access to the apartment complex, despite the "security gate" that is at the entrance.)

R::R

 

[Questioneer]

That Bunker Buster is one of the best thoughts I have read all week. Done.

 

[VKIS]

I had a dream about the very same Rose this afternoon. CBJ pattern exactly as you described. The slurping actually started to irritate me, but she did demonstrate plenty of room in her throat.

She's the proud owner of a pair of synthetic pillows. She should ask for a refund in my opinion. Sagged more around the edges than in the middle, which made for oddly textured cushions.

In contrast, though, my dream included CG and RCG, with Rose serving both as director and enthusiastic actress. I worked up a nice sweat, and could swear I left handprints on the saddle from my tight grip.

Competent albeit mechanical massage. Effective, but not sensual. Rose is very professional, but good-natured. Kind of a joker in a gritty, seasoned sort of way. Cuddled after the ride, and actually. Well, purred. Not a GFE in my book, but definitely held up her end of the dream.

Face 5
Body 6.5
Massagi 8
TS 6
Tude 7
Main Event 8
Overall 7
Repeat - On occasion, since she was pleasant enough and willing and active and knew her role well. But not the cream of the cream.

 

[Tor-K]

How is this done?

 

[SupR]

Selected part "floated" for you, Moe?

R::R