Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Anybody have any experience with this location? I am going to DC in about 10 days and wonder if its worth the time and expense, what is it, Can anyone post some details on this place?

Thanks
Mike

 

[Chaos 2011]

Have we come to the point now where we discredit people because of their grammar or spelling? And it's not just today, I've seen a trend of this sort of criticism in our DC forums theoughout 2007. C'mon, it's silly. A lot of the misspellings I've seen people make fun of could likely be typos, yet they are criticized. I think I even remember someone critisizing when someone didnt use an apostrophe. Ridiculous. I type as if I'm speaking, which sometimes doesnt come across as proper writing form, but this aint a thesis paper. I also dont use spell check, nor do I really proofread before I submit my review. I hope people arent doubting my credentials because of this.

I dont have a dog in this fight with N2. I guess I find anybody who racks up 18 posts in two days annoying, but beyond that, he seems like he might be knowledgeable when it comes to the AMPs. Do I think he's a cop? Not really. Do I think he's an old poster with a new handle? Seems plausible. I do take offense to him trying to discredit my boy Ravane though, a guy who has contributed a bunch and did it in a fashion respectful of those who have been around for a while. He didnt come in making boasts and posting incessantly. He played it chill, and we dig him for it. So back the fuck off in that regard, jack, Ravane has way more cred than you.

In summary, I really hope the misspelling/typo/grammar shit stops. Also, N2, if you want any sort of acceptance you'd better be a little more respectful of your forum elders. And quit posting constantly, you're fucking annoying.

**DISCLAIMER: Please disregard all dangling participles, misplaced modifiers, left out apostrophes, typos, blah, blah, fucking blah...

 

[whateverchic2006]

Sounds like Happiness Spa, LOL. No one has mentioned that one yet, all of the others have been mentioned for the most part.

 

[AessaMenevrah]

Not sure how much intel you will get from folks who understand what your handle represents. I'm just saying!

 

[PetPrincess]

Went to the star this morning to experience the wonders of Julie. I highly recomend this one.

nuff said.

BDD

 

[saif uddin ahmed]

One of the locations on M street placed new ads with the name Star this last week. Location is old and known, name is new. So although the name was changed recently, it's possible someone was at the same location 3-4 weeks ago.

Now as for the Star in Nova, i don't believe anyone is using that name currently but there used to be 3 amps with that name, the best being where MO's is now. Now that was a spot worth going to for a while. Kim's just ain't worth it though.

Wayward One

 

[MixedMojo]

Meant to review in last week but didn't get a chance until now. Had a dream about the one-triple-three upstairs. Nothing exceptional, but a nice dream nonetheless. Dreamt about a girl named Gina. If you like the kogal-looking type, she's your girl. She doesn't look as "severe" as some of the pictures you might see on the web, but you can definitely tell that was the look she's going for. Not really my preference but the place was busy. Had to wait for the TS, and kept hearing male voices throughout the dream. The good thing about Gina is that she got the kind of asset that look incredible while you're walking the dog with her. Probably not a repeat for me because I know there's better, but some of you might be interested.

 

[Falcon_01]

I have found it best to never see the same one more than once - twice at the very most and even then with some time between visits. This greatly reduces the risk of any emotional attachment and the related risk to home and family of such occurring.

Make every effort to keep this what it is and not let it become anything more.

That is my advice - take it or not.

JJ

 

[NecropolisXR]

Between my last two visits and a few more reviewed here, it's the worst provider selection I've seen in 10 years of visiting DC AMPs. Mid-late 30s seems to be the norm now. It's not worth the time and money for me at the moment - hopefully it'll get better after the "1 year anniversary".

 

[Coach E!]

Here is how it goes. If you have one, two, or three posts only in your history, you will not be given much. Too much history here, much of it dangerous. Read The Fucking Forum. Take a few hours. Figure things out.

Go somewhere and then post about your experiences in a way that helps others.

Geez, you would think the police academy would offer better training.

 

[Dani73]

That what the seniors might say. But, to be brief, PWC LE decided they don't like people going to (what they consider to be) "bawdy" places.

 

[onetuffgirl]

I was about to go crzey with the yellow fever today! I called both Chinese condos and one nymber was no good and the other fell into a full mailbox!!

AARRGGHH!!!!

So I hopped the Metro to McPherson and went on over to 14K for a ride.

Coco is tall, slender, and flat out beautiful!! Really dark tan. So much that I think she is probably half black. Intensely beautiful and sexy!

TS was not so great, over too quick and not complete.

5 minutes sauna time.

Fairly good massage with oil. Just did the back and butt then the flip.

She looks even better without the swimsuit!!

Standard stuff. CBJ, CG, congress of the canine then a mish finish.

In and out in about 45 minutes but I got what I came for and it was good!

I might go see her again when not so busy.

Standard fees applied.

JJ

 

[nicksaysno]

You are lucky to get one that is only 30, most are older. My only source for this information is a single recently retired AMP girl, who I recently dated for about 3 months and lived with for a month. Take it for what it's worth. Her AMP was very well regarded and she said most of the girls were in their mid to late 30s. She was 44 and looked 25-30 when she left the business. Within 2 months of working in the food service industry she looked more like her age. The girls at AMPs go to great efforts to look young (plastic surgery, healthy food, skin treatments, exercise, rest, hair care). Their efforts are often effective.

 

[dave w]

I am just some pervert or crazy or what? Why would I pay some chick just to look at her? (Self post or you need to get out more)

 

[dbpap688]

Kimbab841,

If you're legit (I did notice that this was your first post), then go to your doctor, a free clinic (several in the DMV area), or an urgent care facility. Based on your description, gonorrhea and NGU are the likely suspects. There's almost zero risk of HIV from bbbj, so - at most - you'll need standard STI testing as a baseline, and antibiotics for the G or NGU.

-strata

 

[Kathleen from Germany]

I have read 5 pages of comments about how cheap things use to be and all the worry about prices. Can someone post what AMPs are currently open, and where they are located thanks.

 

[Sooner4life]

About a week ago, I decided to try Jasmine (on a Saturday).

Very crowded. I waited for at least 15 minutes in the room before anyone came in. I saw a busty but kind-of-fat Hispanic looking girl in the hall. But I drew a middle-aged Korean woman who, in terms of looks, was on a par with BT in PG. She asked for the hour fee and the tip (! ) before I was even undressed or showered. I decided to just split. Maybe if she had been hotter, I would have stayed. Just didn't seem worth my time.

On the way, too guys were huddling in the doorway to get out of the rain so I had to dodge their snide comments just to safely exit.

I don't like how obvious Jasmine is and that obviousness is bound to get them closed.

I went to Rio last Friday and saw Vicky.

The place is wretched, really. I felt like I was in some 42nd Street place from the 1980's. Just a dump in a crappy part of town with horrible parking in a line-of-sight from the new 9:30 Club.

Below average as far as decor and provider looks are concerned.

After Star and Green, my standards have gone up.

 

[iamcrazyy]

How much was the total, sounds like alot dude? 160upfront, plus credit card fee, plus tip, no, 160 should be the max

 

[Justin]

First of all, Merry Christmas to all you regular mongers, you know who you are. This afternoon around 2, I picked up one of the worst cases of Yellow Fever I have had in some time. Being a well disciplined Monger, I have many different forums that I RTFF on. So I am well aware of the new found enthusiasm in buying boxes of fresh and new oranges.

Quick check of my cash flow situation, plenty to get me one box, hell if there is a sale I might even buy 2! I know what street the fruit stand is on, and I know what block, so I assumed I would be able to find it without taking the street address, my bad on my part. You will not find the fruit stand unless you know where to look. After 10 mins of searching. Made a call. And got the address of the fruit stand. My first and only hint, (pick door #2 in the middle).

Walked through the street door and up the stairs to the second floor, they must have a street door bell that rings when it’s opened, because Mamasan opened the door as I approached even before I could knock or ring myself in.

I was ushered back to my room, Mamasan did the "have you been here before" treatment, to which I replied "NO", but I have read plenty of good reviews about the fruit stand on the forum, which got me a big smile from he mamasan.

Paid the typical fruit stand fee, and then was alone getting ready to inspect my box of fruit. My room at the fruit stand was small but average for a fruit stand, with a fruit table and a chair, but no table or dresser to place the price of the fruit and the fruit cover, but there was a wall shelf in the room where I placed my order for the fruit so that when the fruit saleswoman saw it, she knew I meant to buy her oranges. Oh and yea. Regular locking doors, always a plus over the curtain treatment.

My saleswoman was very eager and very willing to please in selling her box of oranges. All positions asked for were done without issue. Very willing to please. No rush and definitely not watching the clock. I know I was there for an hour and 15. I would put Nana at about 40. Very toned and tight, not a spinner, but not an ounce of fat on her either. Had bolt on "c"'s.

Did not opt for the massage, as mentioned earlier the level of yellow fever was at unprecedented levels.

As for the all important rating.

It’s very nice to walk into a newly built fruit stand. Very nice inside compared to some of the older stands. As for NANA. I would give her solid 8's across the board. And will definitely repeat the next time yellow fever hits.

Merry Christmas and as always, YMMV.

Hawkeye

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[stephenie duncan]

Everybody knows what goes on. That doesn't mean it has to be put on the open forum. If you take a look at the New York forum it's basically dead. PM`s are strong between trusted members this has kept some of these places open for many years. I know there's people here who will criticizing what I'm saying. The truth of the matter is "loose lips sink ships". It's been something I`ve said for over 50 years. There's no need for all this information here openly just PM someone either you know them or you don't.

Newbies If you want to get to know someone then PM them some information DON`T I repeat DON`T PM asking for information!

Send the few seniors PM`s with Intel. This is how the relationship should be built.

Happy Hunting
AJ