Massage Parlor Reports

[Wagon Burner]

There are no good AMPs in Mont.Co. MD, except for maybe, big MAYBE AMMA and it is NOT Asian. It is definately a YMMV place.

You will need to get some transportation or get an outcall escort.

 

[CCMM]

I got to visit a place in DC around 330 today. The music with Suzie was great at the beginning. But some customer started banging on the main door and said let me in. Mama said only 1 working come back 30 minutes. I could hear him asking more and more questions. I thought it was Jack Lord from Hawaii five-0. But no, it was just an impatient snot who seemed a little slow on the uptake. We got back to business, and I liked the sounds of the sax.

Name: Suzie
Looks: 7
Massage: 6
Service: 8
Attitude: 10
Overall: Good but rushed.

 

[ely dazzlepants :)]

Made a trip back today. As I was walking up to where I found the location (finally) Leo was going in the door with a bike and just sitting there. I give up. I missed behind in front by 5 minutes. Next flight out to Nevada.

 

[brian Z]

Had a dream in 13K a few days ago.

Didnt ask for a lineup and drew Ruby. Upon first sight, I almost changed my mind because she looked older than I'd like around late 30ish.

Decided to see how it goes and it end up being a pretty good session. Her English isn't great but had a great personality.

TS - 7
Massage - 7
Overall - 7

 

[lollipopsy]

It's knowing that my work is appreciated that keeps me doing what I do.

As far as rates are concerned, the standard is a half dozen dimes for an hour, most places don't offer a half hour and if they do you only get a dime off.

Fs is going to be a franklin.

The technique I use (usually with success) is saying "but it used to be forty for a half hour"

After I'm informed that the price structure has changed, I tell my service person that I brought 140 total and since I didn't know about the price increase could I please have it for 80

They almost always agree and tell me to bring a full franklin "next time" (which of course never happens)

I wish everyone did this to drive the price down to a reasonable level.

If yer talkin' incalls from eros, you're gonna pay the full 1. 6 but a lot of these hoes want more, forget it

I haven't touched the SW scene in years so perhaps someone with more recent xperience can comment

Hope this helps

PS stay away from NoVa, all you're gonna get is a HJ but I hear you can git more at youngs.

 

[2010]

Decided on rare occasion to check out one of the Chinese places. I'm used to seeing some pretty ugly girls compared to the babes you find at the Korean massage parlors, which is why I pretty much gave up on Chinese places for the longest time. Imagine my surprise when a slender beauty with a great figure and lovely face (only downside was her small teeth) greeted me.

Into the bedroom we go and after I make the payment, I decline the massage. She does the usual kiss the nipples and starts to go down and grab the condom when I say, "Can you do no condom? "

She holds up two fingers. "Two hundred. "

Now she's pretty good looking so I think, what the hey. I say okay and she asks for the money upfront. I go and get the money from my pants and when I turn around, she's already lying down with her legs spread. What a pleasant surprise, as I was just talking about a BBBJ. I ask her to suck my dick some more and she asks if I'm clean. I nod and she sniffs my nads before giving me a quick blowjob and then encouraging me to fuck her.

She says not to come inside. I ask her if I can kiss me. She sticks her tongue out and wags it around sexily and says another hundred. Now I'm pretty wasteful with my money, but even I have my limits. I decline and after a few strokes, she quickly pulls me out and asks if I came. I shake my head. She's really paranoid, I guess. I fuck her some more and then come on her bed of pussy hair. It's been fifteen minutes and after I shower, it's time for me to go.

The next day, I come back for more. This time, I only give her $140, claiming I don't have more money than that. She's fine with that and this time gives me an extended BBBJ. I fuck her bare pussy in a variety of positions, lasting much longer. I try to kiss her, but she gives no tongue. Oh well. I ask for more BBBJ, so I pull out and lay down as she starts to suck me off. Then I get her to mount on, and after some more fucking, I ask for BBBJ again.

She starts sucking my dick in a nice fashion but looks like she's scared to get cum in her mouth. She keeps switching between hand and mouth. She then goes down again and I use my willpower to spray in her mouth, but as soon as I do, she spits it out and finishes me off with her hand.

Good times.

The next week, I come back, and I'm greeted by an ugly girl. Damn it. I dip out and say I'll come back another day.

 

[kimmiebballgirl]

Had some free time over the weekend.

Spent a couple hours at 1413k. Saw Angie. Many reviews regarding her. Most say her face is ok but her body is good.

My opinion is opposite. I really liked her face but her body is just ok. Her body is natural and very pretty, but it's not a knockout. Good personality and a standard, if not a little rushed, session. Some dude was waiting on her.

Also saw Jenny at 1413k. Well. She looks young. But she's not that good looking. At least in my opinion. At least she's skinny? I'm one of those guys where looks matter, and Jenny is not for me.

Saw Susie at Gold. No reviews regarding her. Not to be confused with Susie's from everywhere else (since when did Susie become the new common name a la Mimi/Nana/Coco?).

Her face is okay. Her voice is not okay. Pretty hoarse, maybe from smoking, I don't know. But her body is a complete knockout. Nice ass, nice fake tits, nice tan, nice stomach (let's face it, there are way too many pretty working girls who have the total package... except for the glaring beer belly). If her face was a little bit uglier, she'd be the posterchild for paeforum.xxxagging, and I mean that as a compliment.

Her performance is not bad either. It's standard, but seems better due to the fact she has a pretty wild personality. Acts like she is horny throughout. Only downside is she is not that flexible in that I couldn't quite maneuver her in the ways I wanted. She didn't deny me anything, though. It's just that if I tried harder I probably would've broken a few of her bones.

I recommend seeing Susie at least once just for the body. I'll see her again as I like her body and personality, but not for her face, and definitely not for her raspy voice.


I'd appreciate some recommendations for any new girls to see. You have no idea how frustrating is to see multiple posts asking "Where's Tara? She was awesome!" when there were only a few reviews about her.

I also suspect some people are purposely knocking down points for girls that are better than standard fare. I can't believe how many 7's Susie got after I saw her by chance in the halls of Dupont. Tell me, how easy is it to find a girl that looks like Dupont Susie at an AMP?

NOT EASY.

And why the heck were there no reviews of a girl who used to work at Gold who provided GFE including BBBJ and kissing? Wow, that would've been nice if someone told me while she was actually there! I find it hard to believe that no one here ever saw her once!

Kind of reminds me of Sue in Virginia over a year ago. Very few reviews about her, and those that were happened to be very vague. That's why I owe everything to Sleazebum who was selfless enough to share the very first review about Sue and provided more details when I PMed him as a newbie.

 

[MisMischievous]

Has anyone been to the Spa on "M" Street basement since last Thursday?

I observed a rather large group of WMPD entering this Spa and I was on my way out?

 

[My Oh My]

Ok. Here's what.

No go at the Rio. The place appeared to be open. Not too sure though. There was some activity on the street in front of the place and I got a few looks when I rang the bell. Just waited and waited. Nothing! Ok. Change gears.

Sun is gone. What's up next. I'm thinking. McDonalds. NOT. Coco (with the awesome boobs) or Jeanie (sp?) with the smooth clam that was awesome the last time. Off we go to visit the OK Corral.

There was a LOT of PoPo activity out side the place. I just chilled in the car for a good 30 min. I decided to call due to the sheer amount of people out last night. Close to midnight I thought it would be less crowded. Phone number has been disconnected! I decide to walk around the block, to get a good look at everything. A single cruiser is parked on the street behind the Corral. No lights on, he's just filling out paperwork (?)

I can't see any lights on in the place, which I guess is normal. I'm heading for the buzzer and notice another monger has just pressed it. Way cool! I cross the street and notice the dude isn't getting buzzed up. He leaves.

Looks like the OK is gone too. Damn. Just when I need my medicine! Ok, moving on. If anyone has good success please post or PM me.

Be safe out there.

Cabbie!

 

[NEHNA123]

I stopped by M Street Spa (3rd floor) around lunchtime Wednesday and LE showed up. I think the girl said her name is Lilly. She is Thai, not Korean. Anyway, after a very nice table shower we were back in the room. During the massage, Lilly said she was going to get lotion. She came back quickly and told me LE was outside and had me put my underwear back on. She said if they come inside, just say I paid $60 for a massage and nothing more.

She said mamasan speaks no English and the other girl was talking to him. He left after a few minutes. She asked what I wanted, but by then I was spooked and didn't know if I could manage anything. I ended up settling for a quick HJ. She never got undressed because I was afraid of being interrupted in a compromising situation.

Lilly then told me everyone was a bit nervous lately. She said Happiness got busted again Monday, and other places that remained open were operating with fewer girls, just so not as many were at risk of being hauled in during a raid. She also said they were being extra careful to only use girls who spoke good English and had green cards. One more thing, she said sessions might be less than an hour in order to protect themselves and us. In other words, in and out quickly and that diminishes the chances that you'll be caught if there is a raid.

I don't know if what she told me is true, but I have no reason to doubt it. I've never heard anything like that before, and they certainly didn't seem busy, like she was trying to hustle me out to make room for more customers. In fact, I had casually asked her at the start if they were busy and she said not, not since they opened. I recall seeing a review from NovaGuy too that said places he tried this week were closed. Lilly said the spas think it might have something to do with the DC Madam being back in the news with the Louisiana senator being caught up in it. Anyway, I thought I would mention this so everyone can be a little more cautious out there. Nothing happened in the end, but it was an experience I'the rather not repeat. Ou go for some relaxation during lunch and end up getting more stressed. That's no good.

 

[M P]

Had the opportunity to party with all of you guys earlier in the week. But everybody was on their leash, so LL was on his own. What to do? SMWSLT.

I have the [post=521919]Three Kitties[/post] to consider (Kitty 1 was extraordinary); and there was a nice review by [post=522471]Raven[/post] that I wanted to sample, and then there was Tinkerbell. SMWSLT.

I consulted Little LL and we decided on two AMP visits. Tinkerbell first, then go eat, and then hit Kitty#1, (for the sake of the Peter Pan Tale, I shall nickname her Wendy). It was a deviously wonderful plan.

Highlights:

• We did some measurements. She stands 4'9" tall. Her hand spans 5.5" ,wrist to end of middle finger, thus she cannot wrap her hand around my wrist. My hand can wrap around her wrist and overlap the first joint of my middle finger. I weigh over three times her weight.
• She actually gives a pretty decent massagi.
• I continued the quest to wrap my tounge completely around her pelvic bone. Almost got it this time.
• Sexo was off the charts.
• She either got an "O" or is a great actess.
• She cuddled with me for about 15 minutes.
• I was in and out of the spa in 75 minutes - they were busy.
• She likes a good massage too.
• Imagine the Tinkerbell face (perfect and cute) with her hair spread around it on the bed...She is looking into your eyes and adjusting herself for deeper penetration...
• Did I mention GFE?

The rest of the night? The problem was that a whole hour with Tink fucking blew my mind, and actually satisfied Little LL completely. There was this inherent fear in me that any second session, even with another fave, would be at best anticlimactic, and at worst a disappointment. It would be unfair to Wendy and could not make either head any more satisfied...

Tinkerbell need not have been jealous tonight, but Peter also has this thing for Wendy--we'll see where this goes. I will try again to implement the Wendy/Tinkerbell plan on my next DC visit.

SMWSLT. Now where did I put my blue pills????
LoveLOS

 

[Rahrah]

GBT really is just as advertised: attractive, young women; very nice massages, very happy finishes; unrushed. But no full service. I have had good sessions there with Chastity and Gabrielle. A little pricey for the service, but sometimes it is what you are looking for. A classy place in my experience.

 

[csucdartgirl]

The D.C. sex industry clean-up has been on-going for a few years now.

- See 2005 Washingtonian article: http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html

- See 2006 DCist article: http://dcist.com/2006/08/17/morning_roundup.php

San Francisco underwent the same clean-up a decade ago. All the AMPs are now 40+ women. The 20-somethings are now working from private residence. That's even scarier. Thanks to LE closing down these AMPs who operated away from family residence, now AMPs could be right next door or across the street from you where kids are playing right outside.

That's brain power at work.

 

[Smiling]

Many will marry a guy to stay here. However they DO want to be able to travel back and forth to Korea. Family is important to most of the girls I know. They can only renew their visas so many times. Once that option runs out, they can go home but cannot return here legally. Marriage to an American and the possibility of getting a GC is a way to legally travel to and from.

If you're curious how a marriage to one of these girls works, PM me. Senior Members only and be specific with your questions please.

Better yet; check out the "Relationships with Massage Providers" section in the Massages Forum.

 

[Future?Artist]

While in the District today, I stopped by for some needed physical therapy. I went looking for a trainer I think I had known from another AMP named Nana, but she has left on vacation. My assigned trainer was a K-girl named Sissy. She said she had arrived from Los Angeles last week. Not the best looking AMP girl I ever met, but at first glance, she seemed promising. She's about 5'3" with an augmented C-cup rack that was nicely done and a proportional figure. Her English was OK.

She insisted on her gratuity up front (a bad sign) which seems to be more commonplace in DC these days.

She asked if I wanted a TS and of course I said yes. She gave a very thorough TS and I thought I might have a great training session afterwards.

She gave an OK massage, but she was slow to remove her bikini top. When she finally did, she skillfully used her ample rack to massage my back, which was nice. She gave an above average CBJ, but vocally refused any DATY attempts or kissing. She wasn't interested in exploring Pacific Rim geography, either. Definitely not a GFE.

She finally removed her bottom and climbed on CG for an enthusiastic ride to completion.

She cleaned me up and left to get me a bottle of water while I got dressed, then ushered me out the door. Total time 45 minutes. I definitely would not repeat.

The doorbell didn't ring the entire time I was there. No wonder. Seems like the quality of service has greatly declined in this establishment since Black Wednesday, though YMMV.

LARS

Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 5
Service - 5

Trusted seniors may PM me for more info if needed.

After I left, I payed my respects at the remains of the former Sun Club. Reading the eviction notice on the door was interesting to say the least. Apparently their landlord had them evicted for violating the DC municipal code. Who knew?

 

[Nia]

Very true. The older ones and the heavier ones will put out more.

 

[supasta]

Since Sun was set for the week I tried a new location in town and hit up a nice place to relax. Porsche met me and this chick an extremely cute light skinned Laos native. No TS but this was the first time I wanted to drive the Porsche slow. I highly recommend her.

She is 5'4- 5'5" with nice curves. The session shocked me with a bbbj which was nice and unexpected. She's willing to do all the work too if you are in that mood. Not a clockwatcher, actually my session lasted almost 1.5 hours. Maybe because I had to wait for 10 minutes prior but the times up announcement came twice before I left.

She's online, but you'll have to know where to look. Or a nice pm to me would work too if your contributions are close to mine. If it's higher than my posts, than I am the one in debt to the season veteran.

Face - 7
Body - 8
Attitude - 8.5
Service - 9
TS - 0
Massage - 7

 

[I do care!]

Sounds like you had Solomon. I've definitely had good experiences with her, but others review differently. Def. a good time when you are on her good side.

I saw an Ethiopian named Ida once -- slender and hot -- didn't get to be with her though. There's also reviews of one Latina, but you have to call for her, and she's supposed to be on weekends. Unfortunately, haven't had a chance to get with her either.

That place is definitely YMMV, but can be good.

 

[ashers]

Confirmed. I went by there this weekend and saw the same thing.

Fellas, I was denied not once but three times this weekend.

First I went to K. I think this must have been the first time I've been there on a weekend night, because I saw that the bar above had set up a booth right in front of the stairway and there was a bouncer/door guy there. Are some of you guys aware that this was happening? I looked online and I think the bar was opened this past December. I was there maybe a couple of months ago, but I think it was in the afternoon and I had no trouble getting in. What's up with this bar anyway? I wonder if the owners know about the establishment. And if they do, would they complain? I think if they complained, LE would be pressured to shut it down. I think I might stay away from now on so as to not risk being caught in a bust.

So then I tried fourth floor at Conn. I rang the bell three times and still no answer. I've been there several times and they always answered on the first ring. I wonder if for some reason they thought I was LE?

Then I went by Green and saw the same sign Dog Bone saw. And that's a shame. I think Green has an excellent location, the kind of location that people wouldn't complain about.

The only other establishments I've been to are all closed, except for third floor M and IHC. I'm never going back to third floor M again after having been overcharged there, and I've never felt comfortable with the parking situation at IHC. So I just aborted for the night.

The scene is getting kind of dire in DC. I'm on the verge of just giving up the hobby or finding another hunting ground.

 

[tmatme]

Just after I paid the house fee the Kgirl asked "Do you know we are a love shop?" I thought that was an odd thing to say. Maybe I looked like a rookie.

After 45 minutes of bliss, she asks if I'll marry her so she can stay in this country. Her technique worked and she will get what she really wanted, I'll come back next week and give her another tip.

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