Massage Parlor Reports

[Violet_Purple_Pink]

I don't know why some of the newbies get so worked up that they can't get some intel. I am a newbie myself but I don't expect anybody to divulge information to me. This board is useful to me in that I can use it to keep informed on closings and frequency of busts. I don't expect to find new places here. All the places I've been to, I found it either by Googling for information or by referral from friends in real life. And seriously, with no offense to anyone here, it's possible that even some of the senior members are LEs in disguise. It's not that difficult to fake a review, and it costs little money to keep a ruse going even for years, making a made-up review every now and then.

 

[Feline]

Not only do you have the best reviews you straighten out the newbies.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I came back from the Bay Area a few weeks ago and I can tell you that the girls are there. They just moved from the AMP scene to what is now known as the AAMP scene (Apartment AMP).

 

[Epinions Reviewer.]

It all depends how far you want the massage to go. I've been to a place where my gf and I got a body rub followed by a chocolate oil massage that left us licking each other for hours. But we wanted to start the licking part before the massage was over, but were told kindly to wait the session was over.

 

[AnneC]

Newbie here and thinking of going. Any tips? What times are they open?

 

[Dan F]

Well I broke down and wandered down to K St to see what all the fuss was about. Did not, however, remember to ask for some particular flower and was instead dealt Diane. she's not a spinner and is a bit older but we both had an excellent time. Now I have to go back and try someone else too. Hope everyone's still there when I get back.

Stay safe,

af

 

[Pompal 09.]

Seriously, if what you say is accurate, get a check up. My God man, what are you waiting for!

MnV

 

[AverageJoe]

I had some enjoyable sessions during my recent visits to KMPs.

On two separate visits to 14K, I met Rose and Joanne. Rose is a spinner with an aging face and long hair approaching Crystal Gayle length. Rose has great oral skills which are enhanced by her Scarlett O'Hara-style eye-lash batting routine. She's worth repeat requests.

Joanne has a baby face, nice natural body and is very sweet and affectionate. Joanne has great skills and an excellent attitude toward customer service. Our personalities meshed well and the session was top notch. Joanne definitely belongs on my Short List.

On a recent visit to Supra, I picked Nabi. She is attractive and has a great attitude. Nabi is not the tightest K-Girl on the AMP circuit, but she makes up for that short-coming through muscle control.

One thing worth noting: right before the TS, Nabi asked if I wanted to have another girl join us for a threesome (business was slow when I arrived). I told her that I liked that concept, but that it was difficult to execute. I mentioned that in past threesomes, the girls didn't touch each other and tried to avoid contact with each other. Nabi replied, "That's not a threesome! It would be much better if I arranged it."

Nabi deserves a repeat selection, if nothing else based on my desire to explore the threesome angle with her.

 

[SoSeiru]

Is it me, or are there a lot of people on this site that like to proclam their mongers but can't simply find parlors or girls? I'm new and from reading the forum,I know everyone is just gonna say rtff! Lol. You could be LE asking for info just to shut it down.

 

[CHATZILLA]

I paid the fee at the end. I gave her the cash once we were done.

 

[Tara C]

Since the AMP scene has gotten a little too dangerous for my taste I have been hitting up the occasional CL "white" girl type and I have noticed at least one raging discrepancy between the Asian and the White, as follows:

When I hit an Asian, even if she is only 4'10" and 75 pounds, she takes the POUNDING and even seems to enjoy and, at times, pop herself from it.

The last three "white" girls I had were wore out after only about 15 minutes! Now these girls average about 5' 10" and probably around 130 pounds or so!

I have yet to lay into a "black" girl but I think that will be my next trip.

All of this proves to me that for this old, short, fat, white guy, the Asian is the best!! Call me a racist if you want but I have yet to find ANY woman who can provide the best pampering and take the hardest pounding better than the Asian!

So, Ladies! Care to prove me wrong? Fellas, how do your experiences compare?

BTW - JJJ, no confusion here! If we do one "J" or two, or even three, we will all get the munchies the same!

"Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Pass it over to me!"

JJ

 

[Jonty]

Anyone have any luck in Bethesda Rockville Potomac area.

 

[g m]

Are you talking about IHC on NY av? If so, I was there about 3 weeks ago after work and access to the second floor was locked. Not sure if there is another way upstairs but I just took as a sign and went a diluted services Md spa instead.

 

[Audrey]

...that these idiots do not even try to READ the posts before asking something!!

"Stupid is as stupid does, sir."

JJ

 

[salima_guriya]

3,000 Korean prostitutes demonstrating???? That's what I call a LINE UP!!!!

 

[HaleyJo]

You must take a bucket of money and go back there! The fees for that place is $70. 00 for the session PLUS $100. 00 for all the extras.

Try again. Ask for the same girl and give her $200. 00 over the $70. 00 house fee to make up. If you do so, you will become a hero in their eyes and get special treatment on later trips. If you do not. Best just stay away.

JJ

 

[Lucylu]

You are probably right and next time I will lay down .4 (actually next time 14K is on my radar.

 

[J G]

I see your point and personally, I completely understand. At the same time, it is an open forum. Many different types of postings.

I am sure most of us are gentlemen, and we always respect the ladies.

 

[Tabitha H]

I see your point. There are no more hot girls left in downtown DC and only old girls trying to rip us off at M Spa and Jasmine are left. Now I have to make a trip to Sky or Angel Exotics to find a nice girl. I just wish there was something closer to work.

 

[Drayak]

When I was a kid there was a very mean, very large dog who lived in our neighborhood.

This sucker would literally faom at the mouth every time a kid would come near. Luckily for us, the beast was kept behind a chain link fence. Some of the braver kids would go up and kick the fence, just to get the dog to go out of its mind. Barking, snarling and running up and down.

Hmmm.

Anyone who has read two pages of this forum knows the kinds of response he will receive from asking the most basic of questions.

Guys, I think someone is kicking your fence.

I'll also, will wait for the fun to start.