Barry Gordons Guide to Beijing

[Dr House in the house.]

Barry,
Thanks for all the great advice. I tried posting a question yesterday, but it never showed. Not sure what happened. Anyway...

I have a question about the Grand Millennium Beijing. Do you know anything about that hotel? Are there any massage parlors or places nearby? Do you know if it's a "girl friendly" hotel (am I able to meet a girl in the lobby (by arrangement) and take her up to my room without trouble)? I'm traveling to Beijing soon and have plans to hook up with a girl or two. I was told I can have them wait in the lobby, and I'll get a call from the front desk telling me my co-worker (for example) is here in the lobby.

Any advice on what to do, how to do it, etc. with regards to meeting women at the hotel bars, or arranging to meet them in the lobby will be a great help.

Thanks, Barry!

Hapa

 

[misty-dawn]

So a year or 2 ago, the HRC would jump after 11. I mean the clock hit 11 and the parade would begin. Lots and lots of choices. Been there twice in last few months and only 1 tenth of the population. That being said, you only need the right one, right? A month ago, saw a largely tired set of choices ... and then one stunner from Xian. No english really, but my chinese was enough to get it together. 700 offer readily accepted and to my surprise, several hours later after the heat of the night, she asked for overnight priveleges for nothing extra. Uh, OK! Back of the net!

 

[Ilove P]

Ok people if you have zero posts please dont PM me.

I will most likley not answer you.

 

[barbell100]

That happened to me at the Landmark Hotel. They had a guy call me that could speak English really well and sent another girl. She was a total GFE. It took a total 2 hours but it was worth it. The service is a lot cheaper than Maggies.

 

[Robert S]

Fair enough, then is there any massage parlour that you recommend? If happen I am visiting that area, maybe I can pay the MP a visit

 

[VivaLaJamiee]

Angelliu,

yes, same you you and OK, I understand, the girl probably told you, that there were police-cars in front of the hotel.
Or you saw the cars yourself, because you might have dropped the girl off at the hotel with your own car. - Understood

What I do not understand is, why diddn´t the girl call the guest in the hotel or her agency and told them about and then the agency could have called the guest at the hotel...

Then the guest would not have waited in vain and could have taken other avenues of action.

Greetings,

Concerned

 

[ige]

As far as im concerned all these massage parlors are the exact same. They all have pretty much the exact same service.

Every now and then i find a spectacular one and stick with that for a few months.

But i know of nothing in hai dian. sorry

 

[Blaze]

Don't you know how a police car looks like?

 

[Methral]

Barry,
Thanks for all the useful information. I'm traveling to Beijing in two weeks on business and will be staying at the Grand Millennium Beijing. You know anything about that hotel? Anything near by where I can partake of some Chinese treats? Is the hotel girl friendly (can I meet someone in the lobby and take them with me up to my room)?

Thanks, in advance.

Hapadik

 

[Kaia]

Are you the police? How do you know???

Waiting for your reply with interest...

Concerned

 

[caldwell]

I am sorry. There were police cars stopped outside your hotel. They were probably doing checks on vice activities in the hotel.

 

[420xPASSiONx420]

Thanks for the reply Barry. I am not a white guy, just an Asian who can speak mandarin, so don't know the club will work for me, but still can go there to have a look. By the way, i am not a club frequent guy though. Is there any parlor that you recommend? Thanks.

 

[Los Rojiblancos]

I remember spending a year there for my undergrad.

As far as massage parlors go you are going to have to go off campus some.

A good club to pick up chicks near there is called "Propaganda." Non pro's... just slutty chinese girls who like white guys.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hi Barry, I'll be going to Beijing this mid Oct, and most probably I will stay nearby Peking Uni, do you have any suggestion for a FS place like the massage parlor that you mentioned? Thanks

 

[Life is lonely]

Thanks fro the Info, very useful...

 

[dart]

For a newbie to Beijing/China, useful advice. Well done.

 

[Teo]

Ok so here is the deal.

In china it is very easy to find girls. Unlike in america, girls in china don't walk the streets, they all work in massage parlors.

But Barry how do i find these massage parlors?

Very simple. You look for the neon pink pole out in front of the store. That is a dead giveaway. ALL of these places are not legitimate businesses.

What kind of services are offered?

Ok if you look in from outside and there are a lot of girls (4-5) sitting watching tv, They will offer full service. Those places are usually the best and have the cheapest prices.

If it is only one or two girls and a security guard, chances are the place only offeres handjobs. The handjobs here include prostate stimulation if you like.


Barry, i dont speak any Chinese, is that a problem?

Kinda. The girls there are not gunna speak a single word of English. But when you walk they will generally ask you if you want a massage in chinese, so if you just nod, you can get by. When the massage begins they will solicit you. then you guys can just negotiate with fingers (goes in increments of 100 rmb). Though if you really want to print out the folliwng things on a piece of paper.

我要按摩 = I want a massage
做性行为= Have sex
做口= Oral sex
多少钱= How much money

Whats a good price to pay?

At the places i reg at, i pay 200 rmb for full service. But my chinese is excellent. If you have no chinese skills expect to pay about 500-600 rmb unless you negotiate hard.



What area's of beijing should i avoid?

Ok this is simple. Areas where you will get ripped off are the tourist areas. I would never ever go to san li tun (三里屯）, Mai zi dian （麦子店） etc. These places are terrible and youd be lucky to get a hj for 1000 rmb.

Do not ask a taxi driver to tell you where to go. They will always take you to the most expensive place because the girls there give them kickbacks.

Any other questions feel free to PM me