My 2 cents worth. Posting Review is never a habit for me but had a really bad experience.
Was aching all over today & down w/ slight flu. Was thinking of getting a good massage, hopefully some TCM to force the "heatiness" out coupled w/ really good juagen. As I couldn't quite break the codes encrypted in postings for juagen. decided that I shall no longer b a lazy samster & head out 2 lavender to recee.
Went to a massage parlour tt had raving juagen reviews along beach road but it was closed. Decided to recee a bit more & stumbled on Zen Wellness. Went in to enquire about TCM massage but was told that no one there offers that, However, was reassured that all of them are certified therapist. Opted for 90 mins $54.
Was served by a slightly baba PRC called Jie Ning or Jia Ning who actually looks ok. She was in a one piece black dress revealing ample boobs. Told her I wanted a good rub & juagen if possible of which she claims she knws hw to juagen. I added that I'm there for a good massage & while I don't mind any extra services, that is not my primary motive.
Started w/ mosha which lasted about 20 mins. She started to pour mosha all over my dick & started jerking off. I told her not so fast & she quotedshe quoted $60 for a hj & $100 for 2 hj (2nd hj juagen inclusive). Fine, I agreed w/ one b4 e formal massage & 2nd one w/ juagen after to give it a happy ending. 1st hj was complete crap as she poured mosha over my dick & started pulling v hard w/o deviations. I tried to autoroam which was allowed but she stopped me when I tried to finger her. Fine. Since that is not my objective.
Came after 20 mins of boring tugging. Started massage & 10 mins into the massage, she started complaining that her hands v tired Reviewm e handjob as my dick tahan v long. She also complained that there is not enough time. Before I can say anything... she started giving me a catbath & started tugging on my dick again. Fine. I shall let her have her way & see how her juagen is since she claims that she knows how to do it.
Turned over with her sitting in between my legs. She poured oil on my dick & started the so-called juagen. One thing I have to say, e HJ is actually stimulating the 2nd time round but it was no juagen, just a normal hj. When she saw that I can tahan quite long, she leaned forward & started to moan right next to my ear in e fakest manner possible.
Pissed off & just wanted to come quickly. The minute I came, she claims that time is just nice & wld b up after I go & shower. Crap, there is still 20 mins left on e f**king clock. Pissed. Passed her 100 & said tt I wld pay e rest at e counter. This is e best part, she farken asked me 4 additional $10 as she used her own lavender oil instead of the normal one. WTF, she didn't even tell me onstart. Dun wanna quarrel w/ her as my day is completely spoilt. Just wanna farken get out & go to my OC for some comfort. After receiving her money, she left w/o saying ty & went nxt door 2 entertain her regular.
One man's meat is another poison. Honestly, she looks ok w/ ample boobs. But I seriously think she has no right to show this kindda attitude & make empty promises right onstart. I believe I'm an easy customer to deal w/ as I make it knwn upReviewont what I expect if delivery is fine, I'm ok w/ charges & will even tip.
Name: Jie Ning or Jia Ning (Whatever....)
Age: She claim 28
Reviewom: China, which part didn't ask & I no longer giving a f**K
Face: 6.5/10 She is really ok looking
Figure: 6/10 A bit baba but curvy still
Boobs: 36c ample but i believe it has been enhanced
Massage: 1/10 (10 mins? you've gotta b kidding... I understand tis is a norm for Health Centres where FJ r offered but if I wanted a FJ, I'd gone to GLH)
Mosha: 5/10 Normal Mosha is almost always normal
HJ: 5/10 for 1st time. 6/10 for 2nd time. 2nd time is actually stimulating but penalised her as it is a normal hj, not some juagen she claims she knws.
Attitude: 1/10 Completely farked up. But that's personal. But if you want a massage w/ juagen, that is so not e place to go w/ her services so not for worthy of hire.
Value for Money: Dmg is 54 (90 mins but I only had a 10 mins massage which was not even piano playing. Can't even feel a mosquito on me b4 she started licking me all over. WTF) + 100 (2 hj which supposedly include juagen but of course conveniently omitted) + 10 (lavender oil) total 164. Think there's any value? 1/10. If i wanted a 10 min massage w/ catbath for tis kindda dmg, I'd hv visited GLH or Lexon. AT least I can use their facilities & eat their food!
RTM: I must b nuts do so. Damn big nut, prolly a macadamia.