Having read this thread prior to going out the other night I then experienced two annoyances that very night, is this thread cursed?
1. In a very good and popular go-go bar that I frequent often, I sat down and within minutes one of the dancers approached me and asked me to buy a drink, which I refused, I wasn't having that sort of night out. She then told me that I had been in there 'last night' very drunk and that when I paid my bill, I gave an insufficient B500, thinking I had given a B1000 and left and so I still had a bill.
I explained that this was highly unlikely as the previous night I had spent on the toilet with a severe case of random squits (completely true). She then said 'no last night, last last night'. This was also not possible as I had gone to Chalong for dinner with a friend and stayed over. This prompted a very complicated sentence involving the words, 'no' 'last' and 'lastlastlast night' in random order. We finally nailed the night in question to four nights previously.
I had no recollection of the issue or of being challenged about the bill on the night but I do recall that having left that bar, I sat in a bar beer opposite the place for two drinks with a mate before moving on, unchallenged. So highly unlikely I reckon.
2. I then moved on to a large bar on Bangla, ordered a Bacardi Coke, when it arrived it contained not one trace of Bacardi. Now due to the toilet issues previously mentioned I had been drinking somewhat tentatively, in fact that Bacardi order was my third drink of the night, so I could not be accused of being desensitised to the taste. Proof of my suspicions are confirmed by a no quibble and immediate replacement of the drink upon my complaint. A sure sign of a rumbled scam. (Oh shit we thought he was drunk, quick pour him a proper one).
I shudder to think at what does slip through when actually too drunk to notice though.
My all time favourite regular gripes are the classics 'lets keep his change for ages and hope he forgets he has some' and the '20 -30 in coins stuffed into the flab on the bill folder' and the 'rare these days' 40 baht in 1 baht coins all scotch taped together in handy 10 baht bundles, for that extra large pocket bulge.