*Emphatically Sighs*
And yet, I did make it up. This is because I have the cognitive ability to produce and detect irony, and I donโt lack creativity when trolling internet strangers for monetary gain, unlike
you. Exhibit A
here. Take some pride in your work, damn. All you did over fourteen pages of posts was converse with your alts and threaten to call my parents incessantly.
(At this point, Iโm pretty sure Iโm going to have to explain to you that irony isnโt what Alanis Morissette said it is โ you truly are that predictable.)
You seem to be triggered that Iโm verbally flexing on you and that Iโm objectively more intelligent. After having a look at some of your alts โ I can see you fancy yourself as sort of intelligent, yourself. Thatโs why you kept trying to act like you
PWNed me with Facts&LogicTM like youโre Ben Shapipi or something at first, lmao. It was cute, tbh. I admit, I sadistically wanted to take that from you. Sorry.
It seems youโve now reverted to your bitter sullen obscene persona, so I take that as tacit acceptance of your L. Iโll take my leave and go back to my usual radio silence around here. Iโm pretty sure you know you fucked with the wrong one this time
.
Donโt let it get you down, sis. Thereโs always going to be someone smarter, prettier, and more accomplished. Sometimes, that person just also happens to suck fifteen dicks on a Sunday for money. The Lord works in mysterious ways, Sleeze.
Iโm going to go talk to my smart friends now on some different fora โ this has me feeling dirty and my boy Dslinger told me to stay pure.