Review What Guys look like

[robray1976]

I’m curious about all these reviews both good and bad. And what I’d like to know is what rating each guy gives themselves on a 1-10 scale. Does a girl who provides horrible service do so because the client is wholly unattractive or bad hygiene, or is it despite all that.? Many reviews show good and bad for same girls so I’m wondering if it’s the quality of clientele. If you’re 300lbs and you’re still licking the bbq sauce off your fingers when you walk in, do you really expect any of these girls to enjoy giving you a massage ? Seriously. I’ll start by rating myself. I’m a solid 7.8. Tall, thin, brush my teeth and shower daily. What about you guys ? I’d love to have an MPA weigh in on this and get their feelings on it all.

 

[Lalallala]

I’m curious about all these reviews both good and bad. And what I’d like to know is what rating each guy gives themselves on a 1-10 scale. Does a girl who provides horrible service do so because the client is wholly unattractive or bad hygiene, or is it despite all that.? Many reviews show good and bad for same girls so I’m wondering if it’s the quality of clientele. If you’re 300lbs and you’re still licking the bbq sauce off your fingers when you walk in, do you really expect any of these girls to enjoy giving you a massage ? Seriously. I’ll start by rating myself. I’m a solid 7.8. Tall, thin, brush my teeth and shower daily. What about you guys ? I’d love to have an MPA weigh in on this and get their feelings on it all.

I'm gonna rate myself a solid 0.

ETA: I mean, even Quasimodo gets some sometimes, right?

 

[krayjee]

I’m curious about all these reviews both good and bad. And what I’d like to know is what rating each guy gives themselves on a 1-10 scale. Does a girl who provides horrible service do so because the client is wholly unattractive or bad hygiene, or is it despite all that.? Many reviews show good and bad for same girls so I’m wondering if it’s the quality of clientele. If you’re 300lbs and you’re still licking the bbq sauce off your fingers when you walk in, do you really expect any of these girls to enjoy giving you a massage ? Seriously. I’ll start by rating myself. I’m a solid 7.8. Tall, thin, brush my teeth and shower daily. What about you guys ? I’d love to have an MPA weigh in on this and get their feelings on it all.

Well said. I have worked at the front desk of some popular spas. There were a few guys I won't even touch them with a long pole.

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Dec 19, 2024

Hmm I am definitely not fit. I find being considerate, chatty/flirty, etc works decently well.

You may need to work out a bit to be attracted to women. Women judge men with what they see as soon as you walk in to a spa. A kind person always look beautiful in a lady's eyes but they will serve you better if you look lean healthy, kind and generous. . Most Asian ladies like slim and fit athlectic guys, they are not very fond of big masculine guys. Thank God, I am blessed with the looks and body most Asian women like.

THE MOST ATTRACTIVE DEGREE OF LEANNESS​

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[startbeforeIfinish]

I’m curious about all these reviews both good and bad. And what I’d like to know is what rating each guy gives themselves on a 1-10 scale. Does a girl who provides horrible service do so because the client is wholly unattractive or bad hygiene, or is it despite all that.? Many reviews show good and bad for same girls so I’m wondering if it’s the quality of clientele. If you’re 300lbs and you’re still licking the bbq sauce off your fingers when you walk in, do you really expect any of these girls to enjoy giving you a massage ? Seriously. I’ll start by rating myself. I’m a solid 7.8. Tall, thin, brush my teeth and shower daily. What about you guys ? I’d love to have an MPA weigh in on this and get their feelings on it all.

I am going to go sometimes race and definitely status quo. I am good looks bad age and morally sound. I work with the poor and I have money but not a family man which is a big negative.

 

[Lalallala]

I am going to go sometimes race and definitely status quo. I am good looks bad age and morally sound. I work with the poor and I have money but not a family man which is a big negative.

When has an MPA asked about family status?!

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

When has an MPA asked about family status?!

Another negative for me is I can not stop talking sometimes. I know some of them and their books and how they party. I am good looking so many times my first visit was the best and I got good reviews from them to each other.

 

[BS4ME]

At the end of the day it doesnt matter what you think of yourself or rate yourself. You may think you are a 7.8 but the girl sees you as a 5....

Attraction and chemistry you can't put a number on it. As long as you smell good/fresh and dont dress like some bum and look half decent. Your chances and % of getting more mileage is always going to be better.

These girls don't give a shit how attractive any of these guys are at the end of the day. Its a bonus for them. All they care about is the money, it a job for them.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

At the end of the day it doesnt matter what you think of yourself or rate yourself. You may think you are a 7.8 but the girl sees you as a 5....

Attraction and chemistry you can't put a number on it. As long as you smell good/fresh and dont dress like some bum and look half decent. Your chances and % of getting more mileage is always going to be better.

These girls don't give a shit how attractive any of these guys are at the end of the day. Its a bonus for them. All they care about is the money, it a job for them.

True and they are also running a game or angle so to speak. in that job you would be addicted to money. How many good massages or heavy sex experiences in one day mine says up to 2. Many legit massuese work only two days a week because that is all they can handle but how does a holistic make good money. Scamming a little. So now I am public enemy number one.

 

[robray1976]

At the end of the day it doesnt matter what you think of yourself or rate yourself. You may think you are a 7.8 but the girl sees you as a 5....

Attraction and chemistry you can't put a number on it. As long as you smell good/fresh and dont dress like some bum and look half decent. Your chances and % of getting more mileage is always going to be better.

These girls don't give a shit how attractive any of these guys are at the end of the day. Its a bonus for them. All they care about is the money, it a job for them.

I agree you are not wrong but please put yourself in their position. If you were a call boy, and an attractive lady comes in you’d do her for free I’m sure, but if she’s 200lbs and smells like chicken wings you’d more than likely rush it as best you can. So my whole point is, the same girl will give different service to different guys. So I’m saying, when I see a bad review, is it because the girl no good or because she’s rushing him out because he’s got bad hygiene, or not fit or whatever it may be. It would be easier to understand a review if I knew who it was coming from. If I gave a review, it may not be received the same by the next guy because he’s waking in smelling like weed, drunk and hasn’t showered since last week. YMMV doesn’t mean you offered more money than the next guy. It means the better Looking and cleanly you are the more you will get. Simple.

 

[Lalallala]

I agree you are not wrong but please put yourself in their position. If you were a call boy, and an attractive lady comes in you’d do her for free I’m sure, but if she’s 200lbs and smells like chicken wings you’d more than likely rush it as best you can. So my whole point is, the same girl will give different service to different guys. So I’m saying, when I see a bad review, is it because the girl no good or because she’s rushing him out because he’s got bad hygiene, or not fit or whatever it may be. It would be easier to understand a review if I knew who it was coming from. If I gave a review, it may not be received the same by the next guy because he’s waking in smelling like weed, drunk and hasn’t showered since last week. YMMV doesn’t mean you offered more money than the next guy. It means the better Looking and cleanly you are the more you will get. Simple.

I don’t disagree with you but I am going to rely on pity

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

I agree you are not wrong but please put yourself in their position. If you were a call boy, and an attractive lady comes in you’d do her for free I’m sure, but if she’s 200lbs and smells like chicken wings you’d more than likely rush it as best you can. So my whole point is, the same girl will give different service to different guys. So I’m saying, when I see a bad review, is it because the girl no good or because she’s rushing him out because he’s got bad hygiene, or not fit or whatever it may be. It would be easier to understand a review if I knew who it was coming from. If I gave a review, it may not be received the same by the next guy because he’s waking in smelling like weed, drunk and hasn’t showered since last week. YMMV doesn’t mean you offered more money than the next guy. It means the better Looking and cleanly you are the more you will get. Simple.

I pays always to lead with your best foot. If I dress up and play nicey is not that much how this hooker is going to rock my world, sometimes yes depending on the girl and the situation. I spa she already knows you are paying $50 dollars more so why not charge extra for the tip. I do good because I have balls but that is not the overstated message. Now I will shut up.

 

[BS4ME]

I agree you are not wrong but please put yourself in their position. If you were a call boy, and an attractive lady comes in you’d do her for free I’m sure, but if she’s 200lbs and smells like chicken wings you’d more than likely rush it as best you can. So my whole point is, the same girl will give different service to different guys. So I’m saying, when I see a bad review, is it because the girl no good or because she’s rushing him out because he’s got bad hygiene, or not fit or whatever it may be. It would be easier to understand a review if I knew who it was coming from. If I gave a review, it may not be received the same by the next guy because he’s waking in smelling like weed, drunk and hasn’t showered since last week. YMMV doesn’t mean you offered more money than the next guy. It means the better Looking and cleanly you are the more you will get. Simple.

Its hard to compare a man to this role to a woman. Most men would fuck anyone for free. They dont care about money over the sex. Women on the other hand care more about the money.

But i hear you. Its the same point. No one is gonna want to have a good time with anyone who is unattractive and smells like shit. I wouldn't even want to take them to dinner or a movie.

Reviews on this site should be like watching the news. Just read between the lines and forget the bullshit that people write.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I’m curious about all these reviews both good and bad. And what I’d like to know is what rating each guy gives themselves on a 1-10 scale. Does a girl who provides horrible service do so because the client is wholly unattractive or bad hygiene, or is it despite all that.? Many reviews show good and bad for same girls so I’m wondering if it’s the quality of clientele. If you’re 300lbs and you’re still licking the bbq sauce off your fingers when you walk in, do you really expect any of these girls to enjoy giving you a massage ? Seriously. I’ll start by rating myself. I’m a solid 7.8. Tall, thin, brush my teeth and shower daily. What about you guys ? I’d love to have an MPA weigh in on this and get their feelings on it all.

I always wondered if a woman has any preference between uncircumcised penis and a circumcised one. I would think most woman don't care either way. As long as it works and shoots a load for them. What are your guys opinions on this?

 

[Lalallala]

I always wondered if a woman has any preference between uncircumcised penis and a circumcised one. I would think most woman don't care either way. As long as it works and shoots a load for them. What are your guys opinions on this?

I presume our preference would be whatever we are - circumcised then we prefer circumcised.. etc

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

I presume our preference would be whatever we are - circumcised then we prefer circumcised.. etc

That is me with the shaved pussy issue.

 

[Lalallala]

That is me with the shaved pussy issue.

What? You don’t like carpet burns on your nether regions?

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

What? You don’t like carpet burns on your nether regions?

Either way I really enjoy pussy. My greatest appreciation right now is a bit of a bush.

 

[Lalallala]

Either way I really enjoy pussy. My greatest appreciation right now is a bit of a bush.

I am sort of surprised how I see more of it lately. And no, not complaining at all.

 

[BS4ME]

Either way I really enjoy pussy. My greatest appreciation right now is a bit of a bush.

..........Everyone on this site enjoys pussy. Otherwise it would be called GayPlanet.net.

 

[startbeforeIfinish]

What? You don’t like carpet burns on your nether regions?

What I like about this board is the discussion of men's issues. I would tell you whether I shave or not but do not want to be balmy fodder to the pod people. I feel she has a preference though.