Two SRM reviews: Monica and Olivia

[Vanessa]

After hearing all the talk about Monica and her 'back door' fetish, I decided I had to see her first hand. I booked an appt. and she was running a little late when I showed up. After about 15 minutes Monica walked in and I was speechless- she is a very gorgeous woman and her pictures do not do her justice. Slm, toned body, enhanced breasts (about a 36D) and a cute face. Personality wise she came off as a little shy at first, but as the session progressed I realized it was more her age (lack of maturity) than being shy. We made small talk about the weather and such until I told her I wanted the shower session. I have never seen someone's personality change so quickly, she went from a cute girl next door to a vixen in 5 seconds flat. She gave me one of the best sessions I have ever had and near the end as her hands began wandering to my backside, I asked if she could use a glove. She seemed a little confused at first, but quickly smiled and complied. Overall, I was very impressed with the session and will return soon.
Face:8/10
Body:9/10
Personality7/10:
Session:9/10
Overall:8.5/10
Repeat: In a heartbeat

Olivia: I saw Olivia last week as a walk in appt. I had seen her a few years ago at another spa and remember having a great time. This time however was a little different. The stereo seemed to be broken or not on as the room was uncomfortably silent and Olivia did not utter one word for the first 10 minutes, despite my attempts to strike up a conversation. She nodded her head a few times, chomped loudly on a piece of gum and seemed obsessed with looking at herself in the mirror during the session. Before the shower section of the session, she took at least 5 minutes tying her hair up as I waited for her. She seemed very distant the whole session, looking as if she had fallen asleep during the reverse portion. The session itself was awful, but I'll touch on some good aspects: She has a killer body, her face is very attractive (although her makeup was a little weird that day), she was very clean, and she gave me the full amount of time for the session. I was dissapointed, as I remember a completely different session from her and was expecting more. That being said, maybe she was having a bad day, was stressed out about something or simply hated me. Although, I wouldn't repeat anytime soon- I do know that she can be much better.
Face: 7.5/10
Body: 9.5/10
Personality:1/10
Session:1/10
Overall:3/10

 

[Gep]

lol. That sounds like a typical Olivia session from her Silhouette days.
Thanks for the Monica review, sounds like a good time.

 

[jif]

Mudd Stuffin recentley did a lukewarm review of Olivia, although his issue was more being shortchanged in terms of time. Is it possible that she has returned to her old ways and a leopard cant really changed it spots?

 

[Marykate]

It seems that everyone makes an excuse for Olivia when they've had a bad experience.

That's a lot of bad days and it doesn't seem worth it if everybody happens upon one with her at SRM.

 

[blondforeva]

True.

 

[~*RoCKAnGel*~]

I ran away from the farm again and I stumbled into the beautiful Monica while I was crossing the road. She took her time to stroke me gently while paying close attention to me. Chicken little did not experience any roughening or forcible behaviour. She also demonstrated the joy of having my feathers washed and scrubbed. I will never skip another shower again.

 

[HaleyJo]

I had a session with Olivia once a few months ago, as a certain regular passed on showing up for her shift.

Not a horrible session - had a decent conversation, session was OK. But the huge man mades are not my thing, and I would not repeat. But as I said session was OK

 

[Florida Girl]

thanks for the reviews RR, I hope to see Monica soon and I think I'll pass on Olivia. thanks for the heads up

 

[Ethan Y]

How can one girl have a bad day for years. I can understand once a month or less, but all the time for years.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Had a session with Olivia in the beginning of the year or some where around that time. I should have known better given the lukewarm reviews I had read in the past, however curiosity got the best of me and I decided to do a 40 minute. Good looking girl mind you but for me not mind boggling, Monica is much more of a complete "beauty package" in my opinion anyway. Conversation and sensuality was practically nil. I mean we all know it's mostly for show in this buisness however, if I come to a MP, there should be some degree of sensuality and teasing, whether it is an act or in the rare case genuine...I certainly don't think, the bare minimum as such should be chalked up to YMMV. Looks can only go so far as far as return business is concerned. After about 20 minutes of a half hearted massage (ya I caught the clock glance, the self check several times in the mirror and the zero conversation) of which Mr. Happy did a reverse turtle and didn't want to come out anymore, I just said, "it ain't going to happen but thanks for the effort". She seemed somewhat surprised at this, but I quickly got dressed, gave her the tip and left shaking my head.

While I may be getting up there in age, I'm certainly not debilitated in that department ( I can still pop wood by blowing gently on my pecker...its a cool trick ), but to maintain that arousal, there has to be more. Any sense of disinterest can kill the moment.