FR:
28 June 11
About 5PM
Went there for a carwash after errands, so had some time, went to Siam Legend.
This was actually my 4th time there but didn't post any FR, so here it is.
Asked guys at counter (manager or whatever) to give me someone good looking and 'not auntie'.
Wtf, they gave me a suspicious look.
Never mind... then they asked one to come to me and she was like 4/10. I was like... wtf? And they said, you don't want auntie, this one young what.
I politely (du lan inside) said, can I change another girl, please?
And they change another girl. Kind of pleasant. Ok, went in and first got a foot scrub (SOP) and then brought into massage room. Massage room only has curtain for door.
Then, massaged and etc... chatted like friends, a lot of laughter and light flirting. She kept asking me (at least 5 times) WHAT are you doing here? Why are you here? Why you come here? Etc. As if I should not be there. I just kept replying that I am here to see you na.
(The ego in me thinks I am not bad looking, so she feels I should not be there getting a handjob. LOL. Jokes aside).
So almost to the end of the massage, golden question popped (handjob only, standard) but I didnt' feel like it. Tried to touch her but damn hard and she siam here siam there. So I said no.
(My previous visit, even managed to touch the whole breast of another and hug, etc. And another masseuse came in to kiss me twice and grabbed my cock as well, and both my massuese and the intruder would burst into laughter when I demanded payment. So it was enjoyable.. that's why I came back).
So she continued massaging me and that was that.
Went out... and still feel dissatisfied. Needed a more hardcore massage.
So, sat around at lounge.
Then, I asked the guys again, do they have 'back stepping'? (With ceiling grab poles). I was told that they don't have. Damn lousy.
So I said, ok, sign me up for another hour, but I would like firm massage.
They got this Ah Lian looking Thai (tattoos on back) and she brought me to scrub my feet. But already got attitude problem.
Then brought me to room. Put down the robes for me to change to. She went out. Then came back. But when she came back, attitude from bad to worse.
Think she went out and fucking brainless managers just told her something to the slant of "this customer want pretty girl and hard massage".
Truth be told, I had simple criteria. If this place is going to give me a handjob, I HAVE THE RIGHT to choose WHO touches my private part, right?!
WTF.
And criteria were simply, not auntie, and strong massage. If the whole palour cannot find a youngish girl who can give firm massage, then faster close down better! I never said I needed a supermodel right?
Then massage began. The girl said, you want strong, you want pretty girl, you want young (I was thinking, WTF?!). And so I said, are you not happy?
(Begin massage only use complain tone with me, for WHAT? Hello, I am spending money to relax, not get a lecture just because I don't want an auntie on my cock. WTF is wrong with these people)?
She kept quiet. I kept quiet. And she DELIBERATELY made the massage very hard. I go to hotspa, I go to Gspa and am a member. I receive hard massages regularly. I KNOW WHAT IS FIRM/HARD massage. Not this shit that this girl is doing. WTF she trying to prove? 'Punishing me'? For what?
Fucking attitude problem from managers to staff.
So I tried to be nice and break the ice. I asked... so, how old are you? What's your name?
Silence. Total silence.
I turned around and stopped the massage. I asked... are you not happy?
She said... no... but you want hard massage, hard massage cannot talk.
WTF. Like I said, I have massages very regularly. Don't talk nonsense with me. My therapists in Gspa always end up crackling in laughter with me talking about all subjects under the sun.
So I stopped the massage. And she said, you want change girl?
I said yes.
She threw the towel (wtf) and went out.
Then I began dressing up and put on my clothes (where got mood? Fuck this place lah, siam legend. Siam lan ah).
Just as I was taking my hp and sunglasses, the manager opened the curtain and asked, why not I return you your money? (Translation: Get the fuck out of this place).
I said, yes, of course!
And when I was out at the counter, they returned me my cash and I said, massage until unhappy, also no point to massage anymore. That bitch was just squatting near the seat of the managers INSIDE the counter... trying to look innocent and all.
Fuck this place. I would never go again.
And so will never all my friends and cheong bros.