GOOD NEWS!
Santa is here. OMG! Santa is really here.
Hey qinshit, You won't fkn believe this. I told Renee how poor you are and I also told her how I tried this morning to help you find a job. She feels so sorry and so sad hearing about your situation, she told me to tell you to come over so she can give you a special Christmas present.
You know what your X-mas present is? She said she will give you a free half hr room fees for every of your visit until the end of December with a girl of your choice. She said you can come as many times as you want, all you need is just bring some cash to tip the girls reasonably. I have a hard time believing what I heard and had to ask her 2-3 times. She said she swears to God she meant it. WOW!
Oh.. Don't you worry about me. I will even stay away from the spa if you want me to. Just let me know ahead.