First of all, thanks to bro milf lovers for the contact, I came back Reviewom overseas early in the week and managed to book a slot with her on Wednesday. Anyway, usual SOP, booked a room at Kovan 81, SMS her the number, she turned up about 10 mins later.
Looks: 5/10 (she should be in her early forties if not mid forties)
Massage started was ok, although she was very chatty. Kept asking me questions about my job, my family etc. After answering a few questions, her phones started ringing, and she kept pausing the massage to answer her calls. After answering about 3 or 4 calls, I requested for her to put her phones to silent mode, as her ringtones were put at the loudest and one of them sounded like a fire engine driving through the room. She initially refused, giving excuses that nobody will ring again, yah right, nobody ring for about 3 mins, then after ring again.
At this point, I just told her straight, "Look, if you are going to keep the ringtone on, then I'm just going to call for another masseuse, your ringing sound is giving me a headache." I think she saw I was getting quite dulan, so she turned the phones on silent. So after wasting about half an hour, she finally got down to proper massage.
I would rate her massage skill to be about 4/10. She is not the typical HC type of piano playing, but then again she definitely has no idea how to give a proper massage. There is a difference between massaging the muscles and just randomly pressing the muscles. In addition to that, she has got no sequence whatsoever, one minute she can be pressing my shoulders, the next minute she'll be pressing my sides, then she'll play with my butt crack, then she'll go back to pressing my arms...
After about half an hour of pressing here and there, she started playing with my butt and balls and kept asking me, "爽不爽?要不要?"
I told her not to bother with the special as I was not in the mood, so I asked if she did head massages, bad mistake bros
. I laid my head down on a pillow put on her lap, I tell you, her breath can stun a water buffalo at 10m. And there I was lying there with her breathing down onto my face. I tried not to be rude and so kept quiet, trying hard to breathe as gently as possible, but when she suddenly coughed and coughed straight down into my face, I had enough of her crap.
I jumped up and took $60 Reviewom my wallet, gave it to her and told her to go. KNN! She grudgingly accepted the money and left, but not before ransacking the room. On her way out, she grabbed Reviewom the table, the box of tissues, the 3-in-1 tea and coffee, and the 2 bottles of mineral water. And also the disposable comb and toothbrushes Reviewom the bathroom.
My whole ordeal lasted 1hr and 15 mins but I was glad when it ended. Her number will go into my shitlist and I wish all bros better luck if you decide to engage her services.