MASSAGE.MAESTRO
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Ok....u talked me into it. SHORTLY, after the above emoji, I tried a walk-in with no luck. That's what led me to Strathcona. With "Candy" at Strathcona, not quite hitting the mark, and positive reviews of Rosewater's "Jennifer", I decided that I better set up a massage with "Jennifer".They opened just for you MM.
If I could sum up the visit up in two words: it would be "hummanahumanna oolaaalaaa". And yes, those are actual words....from the Botswana tribe Ogopogoo.
Jennifer wasn't wearing makeup, but stll looked young and gorgeous. Probably thirties, but she sure looked like she could pass for at least late twenties. (First surprise)
Great time management and massage skills for someone who looked so young. (Second Surprise) Rare, for what I have generally experienced from younger therapists. (Even though I have experienced it from 40 to 50 plus, as well)
She gave the fullest body massage since my last visit with "Winnie". And on multiple occasions, she would make sure I was relaxed and "putty" in her hands...by massaging the back of my Neck. Even though I got my massage with her in the morning, after a good night's sleep, she practically put me to sleep, multiple times.
The only places she didn't massage, were the stomach, face and feet.... (which is farely common). But, she more than made up for it, with a great scalp massage. (Third Surprise)
Thought it was very unique, that she went for hot towels, before starting on the legs. Then, after the first leg, before entering the groin area, she popped the question. I will give you a hint: it wasn't: "What did u think about the Lucic trade?" Although her English was good enough, to ask such a question. As such, you might find: the trade, and what she and our Edmonton Oiler's G.M. got for pricing, might make you very happy. (Fourth Surprise)
(Fifth Surprise): The Facilities. For a semi-legit place, this may be the nicest place, I ever will go to. From the comfy, new, and heated massage beds(perfect for winter, or those cool, rainy days), elaborately painted walls, super fresh smelling towels and linen, multiple ways to pay...and steam shower. I mean...a fricken steam shower. If I have even been in a steam shower, this was the first time, in a very long time. Not even sure, if I operated the buttons properly, but it sure felt great.
Because my review is positive:
LOOKS AND BODY: 9
ENGLISH: 7
FACILITIES: 9
Time Management & Massage Skills: 8
Any negatives: I guess...a couple. I had one interuption, for a walk-in, but it was very quick. And she seemed to take a few minutes extra, at the end. I didn't get a robe, to walk to the shower. But, these are negatives, I can live with.
I have found my new favorite place, and lady...on the south side. Not sure, if I will feel the need to return to No.1 on the North side. My next visit will be Rosewater....but...not for a long time. My massage budget is now....shot to shit!
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