I think Michael Garrett is quite correct about Old Fart. I have been told by several people that he really literally smells like fart. He is a 63 years old fat East Indian that is dirty and smelly. I don't know Old Fart and I am only repeating what I have been told.
As for Massage Maestro, I have been told by several other people that he is a slimy piece of shit. He owns a MP. He is a 60 years old thinner white male about 6 feet tall, balding on top. Again I don't know Massage Maestro and I am only repeating what I have been told. Please don't shoot the messenger, namely me.