Massage Parlor Reports

[Melissa S]

This was purely a diversionary tactic as I have stumbled on to something else that is the object of my attention. Thanks have been sent to the appropriate parties via PM.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[Clever nickname]

Lex is correct IMHO! You had a great thing going and and some of you listened to the "pontificating" by the sorts "Sleazebum"..Don't bring more than $.6 under any circumstances!!

Being a tight ass for an additional .2 or .4 is ridiculous. If you can't afford the product don't buy it or save till you got the cash!!! I used to try to get away with the absolute minimum tip at our local AMP..It works for a while but if you become a regular and get known as a "cheap charlie" service will eventually suffer...tip at or above the norm and you will be treated accordingly.

You had a great thing going there in DC...so many AMPs so little time.

 

[Ren]

Our lady friends are often much older than they appear. The cause is much more practical than one would imagine. (No, not make-up and plastic surgery, although a large perceneforum.xxxe do have plastic surgery. Next time, look at your friend of the hour's eyes and noses. Botox is very popular but it leaves no trace, so you can't effectively detect it with the naked eye.)

Nonetheless, that does not mean that this profession is dominated by the chronologically gifted. It means that the majority of the ladies in this profession are between their 30s and 40s, especially if they are here on Visas. In many parts of the U.S., I heard some being in their 50s and still working. Hopefully, those ladies do not venture to our region (no offense ladies).

On occasion, I have met some who are in their 20s. However, ladies in their 20s are very rare and often not career oriented. Usually, they grew up in the States and work occasionally to support various efforts or habits.

The U.S. Government is not stupid by any means, despite its occasional actions and policies to the contrary. The Government is well aware of their global partners’ GDP, exports, and exploitations. Immigration policies to the U.S. are shaped along those lines as well as some domestic interests. Thus, extra scrutiny is placed upon nations who are recognized as active participants in human trafficking, for lack of a better word (State Department has an annual list).

South Korean nationals, particularly women, who wish to enter the United States, are often denied if they are young (especially if they don’t have family residing in the States), attractive, or looks at the consular officer the wrong way. It truly is an unfair process, but the citizenry has no chance of affecting either way. Some do get slipped through the cracks, but in general, the operation is standardized.

The majority of ladies are here on visitor visa with limited stay, ranging from 1 to 6 months. Others, who have the initial capital, can get student visas and other methods. Student visas require a lot more resources. Despite how they get passage into the U.S., in the end, they all overstay. However, student visas are more beneficial than visitor visas for reasons I will not divulge.

Also, there is an additional cadre of border crossers, which I will refrain from commenting.

During the Visa interview, rather interrogation, State officials often ask obscure questions ranging from “Do you have breast implants” to “Are you planning to participate in prostitution while in the United States?” That’s not the end of it. At their port of entry, some are interrogated again by Custom and Border Patrol Agents. These guys are real assholes and often worse than consular officers.

So blame the President the next time to draw an old and ugly provider. It’s his policy that limits the flow of better looking providers to our country. Also, pay special attention to the Amnesty Debate, as it has the potential to affect our hobby as well.

However, with the President’s recent efforts in attempting to add South Korea to the Visa Waiver Program, we would soon see younger and attractive women dominating our favorite places. (Citizens from countries participating in the Visa Waiver Program do not need to apply for Visa when entering the United States. They simply present their country of origin passport.)

We should do our part in this process. Stop reading, right now. Call your Senator and express your support for adding South Korea to the Visa Waiver Program.

On a side note, do you remember the smuggling fees that prosecutors and news reviewer often conjure up? Well, in most cases, these fees are not smuggling fees; these are actual costs of obtaining U.S. Visas. In effect, such fees are created and mandated by our Government. Consider it as the price of entry. I have heard it ranging from $5,000 to $15,000 but have no way of verifying. This fee is often paid to “Visa Brokers” in Korea as a onetime fee for administrative and other services, including filing paperwork and interview coaching.

As you can see, I'm very bored at work,
Ian

PS: I find it amusing to read reviews about local ladies in their 40s, while you are describing them to be in their 20s. I giggle every time.

 

[Macky]

It's not really clear who called .. the LE guy made it sound like someone called from inside. But looking at Mamasan I doubt this. Obviously someone called so I don't know. But one guy went up the stairs and I think 2 more were coming from sidewalk. Coulda been some nut or rivals, hard to know, but if anyone else has info (it was busy) would be good to know.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Am I out of a job?

 

[*:]$un$hine[:*%]

Ah, thanks for the correction. I've never been over there. The NBC4 article mentioned "neighbors" and "georgetown" so I assumed it was a residential area. My bad.

Given what you said, I can't believe any neighbors would complain though. Makes no sense.

 

[ladykenmax]

I just had to put my 2 cents worth. I asked my all time favorite what was so bad about the worker's having an "O". She told me that it takes them a while before they can have casual sex again. they ususally have to rest a few hrs or the rest of the day. They rather be horney which translates to bigger bucks for them. They perform better and more often.

 

[Andie]

In my experience, discretion and privacy go hand in hand. You can't have one without the other.

Please tell me that you don't believe everything they write in the papers...just because it's put in print doesn't make it true.

 

[Wendy]

No idea where Suzy went BDD, but I ended up at Green tonight and saw Misha. This was my second visit with her and she's nice and all, but not spectacular...I guess I see her after you guys have worn her out, because she's far from energetic...and no BBBJ. Not knocking her, she's got a nice body and personality, but...

While I was there a younger cutie with big tatas kept peeking into the shower room during my TS. Any of you have an idea who that may have been? Ahjima had said before that they had three new girls: May, Sue and Candy...so I have to assume it was one of them. She looked like one to see...fresher than any I can recall at this venue. I hope it wasn't Candy given BDD's experience.

 

[Nyle]

I know of one place in NE that is generally open during the weeee hours. But what ARE their hours? I'd like to try to hit it on opening and closing. PM me if you know. Thanks. Ex

 

[Chili]

I have read this mess and its too funny. Come Legend, you have to earn respect here. No comes in here asking for intel without giving some first. Everyone pays there dues. Thats how you earn our respect. Give credible intel, share your adventures, and lastly, the fun time that could be had by all based on your adventures.

For example, I went to HWC(and old fav) last month, had my cute little Kgirl Bobo or Bubu, whatever, and fun was had by all. 7/7/7/7 across the board. Nice and clean all over just how I like it. All dishes were served and I left a happy camper. You dont need every detail, but enough to let your brothers know what the deal is.

When you start spending some tuition of these matters, you wont have the buys from Balto come down and flame you. Anyhow, I think you get the drift.

PC out

 

[oneclickwonder]

Interesting that it was referred - according to the blog link - to Major Narcotics. Makes one wonder if DC does not have a Vice division or if vice is incorporated in Major Narcotics. Also interesting that the blogger attempted to blow the whistle on the establishment. One has to wonder how he - or she - knew the establishment was in fact full service.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.

 

[Michelle G]

Over 40 is probably more accurate for my last 2 providers -luckily I didn't opt for FS. Whatever the real age is, it appears to have gone up by 10-15 years on average compared to last summer.

 

[caraohara]

ComputerLuvvv, do you always have to post ten fucking replies in a row every single time you post. Can you just figure out what you want to say and put it into a single post. This isn't a fucking chatroom.

 

[Elise Jane]

I usually lurk the forums, but now I feel compelled to start posting. I finally found 1818. It took me long enough. I was there at around 12:30-50 pm. Mamasan told me no one was there and to come back at 8. Well I came back around 8:50 and the doors to the second floor were locked. Am I missing something? Are the doors supposed to be open or closed around this time?

 

[Mikeasaurus]

Both excellent recommendations. You'll be able to get the rough pronunciation down too...but, it's sometimes better if you are a bit off...else the ladies may think you're a K-girl player or something.

...not that I know anything about any of that...except in my dreams!

 

[Kris]

I hate taking blind guesses like this - well, don't we all? To cover your bases I'd suggest that you whet your whistle at both establishments... anything less and you're just going to have that "what if" hanging out in the back of your mind, and I know that I hate nothing more than wondering if I made the right choice or not, especially when in retrospect I realize that I didn't have to choose at all.


Benchseats Rock

 

[Angie]

I can vouch for the secretary! She's hot!

 

[AdvicePlease]

Hey all,

I've been lurking for a little while and I've found a place in DC I would like to check out. I have ever been to a MP/AMP, never SW, never cList, never mongered in my life!

So I have decided I'm going to check out Green sometime soon, seems to have good reviews from what I've seen. Like I said, I have never set foot in an AMP so I don't know exactly what to expect. I just have a few basic questions.

Should I tell them I've never been? Will they tell me the house fee straight up? Whats an appropriate tip for certain situations? Will they expect me know if there are any other fees? Anything I should avoid saying or doing, besides the obvious? Is it ok to ask to see the whole line up?

Basically just want to know what my game plan should be so everything goes smoothly without any awkward moments or possibly raising any un-needed flags.

I know I sound like a complete newbie but any advice or input would be greatly appreciated. If my post needs to be edited please let me know.

Thanks