Massage Parlor Reports

[eddiez_1967]

Well to be honest with you, if legalizing it would be the death of AMP's, then I'm sorry, but so be it. AMP's just seem to be the safest route as far as going about acquiring the services I sometimes need. Escorts and SW are a little riskier for obviously reasons. I'd feel bad for the girls effected by this, sorry if this sounds cold, but I'm not going to AMP's for humanitarian reasons.

The point to my rant was that I'm tired of sneaking around like a damn terrorist, when I'm potentially doing what comes natural to all humans; to most living things.

You know I think the only reason why this hasn't been legalized more wide spread is because no law maker wants to be the one that steps out there and has his name attached to this kinda legislation, and it may be simply because he would have to justify his beliefs to his wife/spouse, family members and voters thus coming off like an immoral perv.

America swears it's ahead of the world on everything, but it's one of the most backward free nations in the world when it comes to sex. I was stationed in Germany, years back, when I was in the military, and you had these 'red light district' establishments all over the place. They were as convenient and numerous as CVS drug stores, or 7-11's, and nobody batted an eye. I believe Amsterdam is the same.

 

[Paul E]

Multiple pops: all you have to do is ask. If you want to go for that; at the beginning of the session (like when you're negotiating the price) say, "Two times come?" then point to yourself. I've busted my nuts more than once many times; no extra charge. The chances are, if the girl wants you as a repeat customer, she'll pull it off for you. Second pop might be a HJ but so what? Another ploy that works is: after you've shot your load the first time, make a sad face and say, "One more come? Please?" If you show a playful side and a sense of humor you can get away with a lot. The only one I was ever able to bang more than once per session is the woman I'm married to now.

Locating AMP girls via mamasan: Good luck w/ that one. Give the mamasan YOUR phone number and ask her to give it to the girl you're craving if she can. You have to be in pretty tight with this crew in order to get that service.

If you think a particular girl is working in the big city, check the various AMP websites. Most have real photos of the girls and if you were with her enough, you will be able to recognize her.

If any of you guys have such an incredible hard-on for a certain girl, don't be shy about trying to get her #. Most of them are looking for something, if they think you can provide it, they'll be more than happy to see you again after they've moved on.

I've been able to track my ATF as she moves from one NYC locale to the next via the websites just because her body is so unique. We talk once in a while but her rates are so high, and I've got it so good right now, I stay away. It's nice to know where she is though.

BTW, for those of you guys in DC familiar w/me, I didn't marry my ATF, I married the AMP girl I knew wouldn't kill me for getting out of line.

Have fun. Helibro, PM me if you want more info.

 

[nelawala]

I was wondering if anyone has seen Cocco who worked at the old Downtown? She was one of the finest AMP girls ever. I heard that she moved back here from Honolulu and was supposed to either open a shop here or buy into one. Her partner is supposed to be Maya her old stable mate both here and in Honolulu. That is all the information that I have. But it is from one of my old sources who always had the right info. I know some of the older members will remember the 2 of them. If you hear something or know let me or all of us know.

 

[Johnsdaives]

So I stopped by 1215 #4 today and it had a big ol' sign that said "closed" on it.

 

[Daddy Paul]

This seemed to be the big idea in VA also. Many people would argue that if we raised the prices that hot spinners from all over the world would flock to the amps of VA and provide spectacular service.

The fact is that in VA, the prices went up, the providers got older and the services more limited and lack luster. Amps make money now. It's not like they are renting out prime realestate in a top retail mall and hire world renowned designers and architects for the layout of the business. The places are always busy so there is not a lack of business. The rates are already the equvelent of my last lawyer. The girls are not paying off their student loans and working toward a second masters degree either. If they were not making $100 and hour (or really $100/45 min) what would they be doing for minimum wage?

Do not buy into the false hope that raising prices for everyone will make a difference in overall service. You ever try the higher priced escort girls ? Too much money for too many rules. I doesn't work there either.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I will post reviews and share my experiences with everyone here.

I'm a regular in the DC AMP scene but very cautious on which one I go to since I know many of the AMP girls personally. This is one of the two reasons why I was inquiring about the Chinese condos. The other one being my curiosity.

 

[NecropolisXR]

I called yesterday and no one answers.

 

[Cathy C]

Nice, simple & I too like it!

 

[crunchy momma]

Second floor. I do not know if the third is still open, I hope not.

 

[QuestionGeek]

So sad, and D1 was my favorite.

 

[Conway Twitty]

Good Lord man. Glad you are okay.

 

[Lion Sack]

1. I saw the green card and held it in my hand, and I know what a real green card looks like.

2. Lisa went home to China for three weeks in October, then returned, which is impossible without being here legally.

3. Legitimate, licensed nail salons do not hire illegals for massage. Most of her customers are there for legitimate massage, as rough as it may be.

4. She doesn't speak 10 words of English, but can pull in a few thousand a week where she is, in a safe, clean environment. Why on earth would she want to do something else, and what else would she do? Wait tables at a Chinese restaurant for $15/hour?

 

[chano_steele]

BT:

I PM'd you in case you didn't want to reveal the locale and name of your "favorite provider"; alas, you didn't answer.

As it appears, you got the interest of your brethren here peaked but left out some pretty important details.

Without those details, this review is just another fantasy I will never achieve.

Van

 

[Viperflash]

Why are you posting on the AMP thread? White Girl = Not an Asian. Not trying to give you a hard time, but your posts on this thread and the backpage threads are a bit suspect.

 

[RockTheCasbah]

Visiting the area,looking for an amp any good ones around DC?

Thanks guys and stay safe.

 

[gina68]

Friday afternoon nose down tail up, First I tryed to get an appointment with CL Rose the MILF, busy busy busy, that must mean she is talented, will try to set up with her at a later time, so I headed over to 1333 green, drew jenny or is it janie, I asked her about three times and just couldn't understand her, of cause she couldn't understand anything this ole hillbilly was sayin either, she started with a massage, then we went to the TS, both were very good, on to the CBJ, then miss, doggie and bang, this little spinner has a great ass and very nice tits, tight little body, I will make sure and ask for her when I return.

BR

 

[Your Teeth or Mine?]

Sun was my first DC spa...damn what a way to start. As a matter of fact, I think I only hit like three or four of the spas before Black Monday and this recent spate of closings.

I always loved going to Sun before a game or the Metro ride to the 'burbs. Remember Pink? And was it CoCo who said "You supaman!".

 

[The Goods]

WOW, makes me wonder if a "Sunny shower" could be on the menu at this place if your a VIP

 

[Chris Masin]

HI Friends,

Stopped by * this morning at about 1015 and the outer stair door had a big "Closed" sign on it. I hope they were just late opening, but based on other LEO activity, I suspect that this may be a bad omen. Took both 2nd & 3rd floors out of service. Looking for later info from other Mongers.

Walked over to ..33 and saw Nana. Calling her Nana (3), which she thinks is funny. Not the Nana I knew at either Downtown or 14K, but nice session - especially for first meeting. Will return

Be safe,

Rx

 

[PARVFAN]

Made a visit here yesterday at least to top of the stairs. Weird vibe and left. Someone was sweeping the stairs that I walked by and got to the top and there were two people just standing there, and not as if they were waiting to get buzzed in. What a shame! Just haring the intel.