Massage Parlor Reports

[erika dion]

I made the trip down to our place south of the border the other night. Quiet night no waiting. It seems they have stepped up the rotation of ladies, so sticking with a favorite is pretty much out of the question.

I met Candy, very pretty spinner. Perfect, enhanced B's, nice personality. Pretty good english skills.

We started out with a vigorous t/s. Soapy with no area neglected. The massage was top notch. She saw my tip on the table and disrobed, climbed on my back. The massage was firm, yet she kept it playful. On the flip, the games began.

The only downside was she used too much lube. She made the noises, but between the lube and the condom, I wasn't getting much feeling (and I'm not a small guy). We assumed all the usual positions, but I ended up pulling the condom off and having her finish the job manually. After I finished, she jumped up went for the hot towel, came back, wiped my face and with light kisses, helped me dress. All in all, about an hour. I'd repeat for the massage.

 

[BlooRat]

Funny post, great first post, and tough luck at the same time.

 

[Bebee]

Participated in the Rio olympics and saw Tina.

In my estimate young (late 20's), fun, loved her bodyand beautiful (nice hair and wicked eyelashes). Gave a nice TS, great warm ups, and the main event was even better! Dunno how long she will last in the area but I will definitely repeat!

 

[roxy07]

Why is Uncle LEO so fanatical about the DC NW and downtown. I heard of his heavy visit last week with the help of several hotels and other establishments- does Va and Md prevent uncle leo from trying out his silver bracelets? Or is uncle leo equally authorized to visit those 2 areas. It just seems almost suicidal to even think of any during hours or afterhours fun in dc even on private

Property

 

[Lucy Anna]

Last night around 10:00

Vermont was closed. There is a sign for "Vermont Therapy" and the neon "open" sign is in the window, but the door was locked. the hours on the sign said 10-10, so maybe I got there too late. But the signage made it look pretty legit, not like the old days of just "open".

They close around ten. Not like it used to be, but it can be fun given the limitations.

 

[Barragan L]

Welcome back Corsair, and, I'll second Friendly's endorsement of Jojo's posting. Good job...keep it up!

 

[The Oracle]

Where are staying in Bethesda? If you're close to the Bethesda metro station, you can easily get into DC. Get off at the Dupont Circle stop, you can walk to an AMP there. Search for the word "mist" in this forum.

Also the escort agency galsnextdoor, (albeit a little pricey compared to AMPs, but definite good quality GFE providers) always puts a gal up in a nice Bethesda hotel. You can check that too.

Enjoy your stay!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Maybe I'm the eternal optimist, but, if there's one thing about our hobby and the AMP scene in particular -- it is very resilient.

Even though DC has been beaten to a pulp for the last several years, the AMPs have survived in one form or another. All we have to do is to help them play it cool.

Be safe -- Max

 

[Princess Sandie]

Went to Mystic for first time. The one I got paired with is old enough to be my mom (I forget her name at the moment).

Told me to wait 15 minutes. I was like, WTF. But I waited. At least, they let me sit in a dry sauna room during that 15 minutes. Then the table shower. It was so-so. Nothing to brag about.

Then the table massage. She got very strong arms. The massage hurt my back. Now I need another massage to take care of the pain from this massage. =D

Then the deed. Started cbj, then doggy. Then mish. Very flappy. Felt like the grand canyon. She must have cranked out several kids. She really was my mom's age, I swear! I had to stare away from looking at her face because she looked to old for me. She had nice tits and nice legs, though. But in the end, I couldn't bust. So I thanked her and left.

Standard fee. For the same price, there are better and closer-to-my-age girls out there. Unless you're in need of a very hard massage, and into older women, I recommend finding another.

Peace...

 

[Pierina]

That sucks man. My first and only AMP experience 2 years ago, Mamasan asked how old me and my friend were. I told her I was 21 and my friend was 19. I accidentally c-blocked my friend. =( She let me in and my friend went back to Asian Sorority party at night club and I had my fun.

p.s.

Anyways this is my first post and I've been an avid reader for some time. I've been having a lot of bad luck lately so maybe another AMP visit will bring me good luck! I just need help.

 

[Eric Gees]

I hope nothing bad happens with them. I know 14K tried to defy the police when they tried to be nice and it ended up with the girls getting arrested.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Protests might help, but this is DC. Town of lobbyists. How do they get laws changed? Campaign donations, gifts, and bribery. I propose setting up a political action committee (Mongers United? ). Follow the blueprint of other successful lobbies. Golf trips, conferences in Hawaii, etc. As a kicker, take the politicians on a Germany FKK whirlwhind tour. Then hope for the best.

 

[Shaji K]

They have a sign-up, and really not worth it. I've only had one ok experience and a couple of really not so great ones there.

 

[Grace B]

They may just be taking a day off. You never know at that place. Let us hope they come back.

 

[stormer_xxi]

HI,

Can confirm prices at Star are as usual. Had a great meet with Coco there this AM. She took her time and made sure I had fun. She did too. There were 3 girls there at opening. That is unusual. Business must be good! Keep up the good work...

Be safe,

Rx

 

[i <3 books]

Maybe i've been out the game for a little too long, but i'd never pay 4j's to mama.

Mr.Snipes

 

[MelanieT]

I just wanted all of you to read the review I just posted in the NoVa Escort thread.

Go see her! GREAT TIMES!!!

JJ

 

[neutreno 3000]

I know this is a dc board. But was wondering if you guys know what I'm talking about. A buddy of mind just told me there one up that way and that the girls were chinese. Model looking types. Better looking than ones in dc. I know the drive is a bit farther. But the price drops 20 bucks. As service is only 1. 40, so that makes up for the gas money. Right now theres only 3 girls working. Well if someone has any ideas what I'm talking about PM me. Otherwise I will make a trip out there and review back if anyone is interested.

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[Bad Example]

I thought the Royal & Happiness block was going to be bulldozed to make way for some gentrified yuppie bars, shops, & restaurants.

I'm sitting here in the home base of Bowie, MD with some yellow fever. Come on pay day, hurry up and get here.

 

[gws35]

Hello Gents,
I will visit DC next month for a few days, What is the best AMP that is still open? Also, I have been to 14k but since that is closed, can you pm ,e directions to the good places? I was trying to locate 1818 as a possibility, but need some closer landmarks. Any help is appreciated.

Mike