Massage Parlor Reports

[poppy1]

Place is a joke or was when I went there about 4 months ago. I normally ask for more pressure but the therapist used movements that were painful, and even when I told the therapist that it felt like she was just digging her elbows into my back, she was insistent that it was a 'good massage'. Then they were pushy to get a tip after. I've had some really good and some really bad massages. Most of the bad ones were free from friends who were in massage school. This was the absolute worst massage I've ever had, and I paid more than I've ever paid before for that crappy massage.

 

[The Penguin IS BACK!]

... review brought to you by all you indiscrete mongers who talk too much. Nice while it lasted...

 

[soph]

Henderson NV just passed strick laws setting the hours of massage parlors and other various regulations designed to eliminate extra activities at the spas. Not sure I would use Nevada as an example.

Making sex for money legal would be the death of AMPs. If you could go anywhere and pay for sex and have no worries, the girls would have to register and get tested like they do in Nevada, and these AMP girls 90% or more are not legal and could not register, or get regular tests.
They would not be able to compete and there would be pressure like in NV from the legal workers to rid the profession of the "undocumented untested workers" that are taking their business.
AMP girls would still be hassled by LE for providing unlicensed sex services, not having tests etc... Legalizing it would NOT help the AMPs.
It would help you find quality providers, better looking, more service oriented, just like the spots in NV, ones who are doing because they love it.

For those (most) girls who are here illegally or do not have a work visa and should nto be working, legalizing it does not help them 1 bit.

 

[enrodude]

My advice is you can't be too careful in this environment. I suggest that if you have a good thing going that you keep it to yourself and only share with trusted members via PM.

Long gone are the days when the likes of LL cut a wide swath thru DC.

Keep your head down and your powder dry.

Lax

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wow. Lots has changed since my last visit a year ago. RTFF & I realized most of the places I use to frequent were no more. Didn’t have very high expectations but picked out 1413 to visit. About a 10 block walk from my Hotel. Mamasan greeted me & asked about the weather & ushered me into a room & said " I bring you nice girl". Few minutes later in walked Nana. Cute & cheerful, nice body Ok face. TS was very good hit all the right spots. Declined the sauna & back to the room. Put the standard donation on the table & she never asked about it. Massage was good, I had traveled all day so it probable felt better than usual. Off to the main event she gets naked & rubs me head to toe with her body for awhile. Soon this led to AR & she stayed there for a good 5 minutes. Had me really going on the flip & almost lost it during the CBJ. My turn & I dined for a few minutes & then onto Mish. Never got any farther than that because she really had me revved up with the AR. Very nice girl. I am more optimistic about the rest of the week now.

Face – 7
Body – 8
TS – 8
Attitude - 9

 

[khorat k]

So I'm at the same place as my previous Chronicle. I'm greeted by a skinny and short spinner-esque girl. Maybe twenty years ago she might have been really hot, but you can tell she's a little bit aged. Still, she's good enough for me. She puts a condom on and begins to give me a CBJ. I suggest a BBBJ. She says no. I suggest I'll give her money. She says no. I suggest it again, then she asks me how much. I say $100. She says only kiss no condom, inside condom. I say okay. She says okay, pay her first. I just give her $80 claiming that's all I have, and she says okay.

She gives me a nice BBBJ and when I'm ready, I just suggest we do everything no condom. She says inside condom. I say I won't cum inside. She says okay. I stick my dick in her pussy but either she's not wet enough or she's not letting me in. She's got her legs close together. It takes a while, and finally I spread her legs with a little force and get my entire dick inside her. We fuck a bit, and I ask her if she can give me some more BBBJ after I pull my dick out. She says no in disgust. I ask her if I can cum on her face. She says no and suggests she finishes me off with a handjob. I say no, and fuck her some more. I ask her again if I can cum on her face. She says no. I ask her if I can just cum inside. She says yes. So I cream the inside of her pussy. Whew.

I had a good time. But I probably won't repeat. No connection and she's a little too old looking, though she has taken great care of herself over the years.

 

[Mycala]

Wed. Morning, took a quick trip to DC after couple months missing some actions there. Arrived at Sun around 11: 30AM, it was pack. All rooms down stair had been taken so I have to go to the small room up stair. Asked for Jennifer, the mamasan said I have to wait atleast 30mins. I told her to send me another young one. Here come Candy, one of the ugliest girl I have ever seen since go to massage parlor. So I told them I will come back later. On the way out I met Jennifer came out from one of the room, man, she was really beautiful.

Not so happy, I drove to K spa. Nina (nana? ) was my girl. She has a beautiful face, nice see cup but a bit "fat" for my taste. TS was good, real good 15 mins massage, loves licking and lick all over my body including 5-7 mins ass licking. It was strange at first but then it get really good. I had good service, and left with happy face. I would give her:

Face: 7
Massage: 8
Skill: 8
Body: 6

Would return.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Today was my first time picking the flower, very nice. Long uncovered oral teasing. Many positions. Great Massage and TS. Very flirty afterward, nice little massage afterwards too. Great Attitude. Standard Fare. Diane on vacation. Did see another nice one too I have not seen before.

Later,

BT3

 

[Yes We Can]

Did it ever occur to some of you cretins that knowing something about the habits, customs, and culture of the spa workers may actually help you get laid? Or that it may allow you to avoid wasting time trying to get laid when there is no hope of doing so? No, of course not.

I always find it amusing that when the discussion turns to something ever so slightly philosophical, the blockheads start popping up and calling for an end to bickering, argument, or whatever other pejorative term they can summon up from the shallow depths of their intellects (if such a word can even be used when speaking of cretins).

Just because you don't find the discussion of interest, or even relevant, does not mean that it is not useful to someone.

LexLuther

 

[4REEE]

Hey Lax

Great work I like your style. Thanks for the Lax AMP Rating System, I have not visited an AMP in years, perhaps I need a guided tour.

I have reposted below the BRS no not BSR, BRS Big Red Rating System for SW Looks.

I have generated
SW/Escort Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/9/9/8

Question for senior members:
• Should we standardize statistics, for escorts and SW?
• Should the evaluation criterion be different for escorts and SW?
• Should there be standards for points given? For example:

Big Red Rating System for SW Looks:
1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way

If there is interest, I will work on other categories and a weighted composite scoring system.

Just trying to give back and do my part.

Big Red

 

[smarge22]

Do they collect a house fee for each session?

 

[Derek M]

Great Job WW1!

Thought I would add my 2¢ in the form of some links and up to date type stuff, like the answer to all the foolish newbies questions: Here is the open and closed list:
Spas that I believe to be open at this time:

Sun
Supra
Oriental (aka: 1716I, Boss, Castle)
Mirage (aka: 617 K, Magic)
14K (aka: 1413K)
Accu-fitness
IHC (aka: Mini)
OK
Rio (aka: Olympic)
Royal
VIP Spa
Youngs (Georgetown)​

Spas that I believe to be closed at this time:

Happiness
CPHC
Downtown
NWS (new World)
King Tan​

And here is how to get there:
[post=356389]Addresses and metro stops[/post]

Between these two reviews, if you cannot find it, PLEASE don't ask, we can't help you.

LoveLOS

PS Please advise if I am in error.

 

[Chad Warden is ballin]

I think that is the way to do it!!!

JJ

 

[PF32]

Gentlemen and fellow mongers,

The following fiction happend between 12:00 pm and 1:00 pm today. (and as most of the video poker machines around here say, FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY.)

I had 2 plus hours for lunch today. (very slow Monday and the boss was out.) So I decided to make a second trip to neverland, even though I HATE fighting Noonday traffic in our beloved capital. I must have timed it just right, as I found a parking spot right away without having to drive around for what always seems an eternity.

Rang the door to neverland and was buzzed in and met mamasan, my guide through Neverland. I asked her if #1 was back visiting, she said no, but next best is available. I knod approval and she leads me to the deluxe suit in Neverland, (the one with the couch and the tanning bed.)

I barely get my shoes off before in walks Pink. And what a lovely shade she is. Normally I would have been happy with Pink, but seeing a glimpse of Wendy in the hallway during my first visit to neverland with #1, I was really there to see Wendy. I politely request Wendy, and so it was. Maybe next time if Wendy is busy when I show up again to Neverland I will go with a shade of pink.

As I am finishing getting ready for the TS, the door opens and in walks something only out of my dreams. All the traits that I love wendy has, and then some. I have the standard college fund + milk money out on the table as she walks in. I knew I was in for a great time. But little did I know just how great it would be. Wendy's body is just simply perfect IMHO. Petite, yet perfect size and perfect curves.

Off to the TS and I get the standard treatment as I did first with #1. Good scrubbing and wash every nook and cranny fully, with extra attention given to the special areas. Next was a towel down and mouthwash rinse for what was coming next. Back in the room and she collects her college fund and says she will be right back, it seemed like forever but was probably only 2 mintues. Started off by driving alone highway 69. Already I can feel the ol' twins tightning up, a good sign normally, but not this quickly. I calm down a bit and continue on my delivery route for a few more minutes when she decides its time for her to get up and change lanes.

We drove to the mission with her on the edge of the table, while I did my best to hold on to her ankles while I was watching my driving at the same time. I usually take pride in my ability to drive long distances without having to hit the rest stops along the way. But not with Wendy as co-pilot, after only 5 min of driving to the mission, I had to pull over along side of the road or I was going to blow my engine. I then told her I think we need to take a break and walk the doggies for a bit, she was all smiles and said "yes please". I check the condition of the leash, its there and in good working order so I procced with our long deep walk of the doggies.

I emmediatly realize that this is going to be a short walk, things are just too perfect and conditions where just right. Our doggies walk only lasted another 10 mintues, way before I wanted it to end. But even at that I was surprised it was that long. All things considered. When its as good as this, I don't mind it at all when the walk doesnt last as long as expected.

After taking the leash off and washing up the puppies, there was some hugging and TLC, followed by an average massage.

MAJOR PROPS goes to LOVELOS, dude. You are my inspiration. Your opinion with reguards to Wendy as well as #1 have been spot on perfect. Of course, it helps to have the same taste as a true master. I am not worthy.

I will finish up saying that Neverland is going to be the biggest budget buster of all time. How can one stay away when one is treated to such beautiful surroundings and such unbelieveable treatment.
Face - 7
Body - 9+
Attitude - 9
Service - 9+
massage - 6.5 (which was just fine with me, the rest of the trip more than made up for this)
and as always......YMMV

 

[Angel S]

You'll see those on a lot of these places. It's simply there for show; to ward away the would be stick up kids. It's like when you see people with F. O. P stickers on their cars. Somehow, in there minds they think it gives others the impression they're down with L. E.

 

[mynameisqiana]

Any amps with TS workers in DC?

 

[ralphus]

Dc1000, thanks for your post. While of course I am saddened to hear of this latest crusade, I'm sure it stems from a combination of the same tired argument that P4P "victimizes" the women even if they aren't "trafficking victims" and are participating entirely voluntarily for the moneymaking opportunity. Part of it is the tax evasion aspect. Perhaps the most compelling reason for Mary Cheh and her constituents is the NIMBY (not in my back yard) aspect.

Many of us remember the foul smell going up the stairs to Downtown where some thoughtless guys relieved themselves on the stairs. I've sometimes seen empty beer bottles on the stoops of some of the places, and many of the providers I've talked to have complained of some guys coming in really drunk and acting like jerks. It only takes a few assholes to make a spectacle of themselves by their rude behavior inside and on the streets outside the AMPs to piss off the neighbors and reinforce another tired argument that AMPs attract "undesirable" people who really are a nuisance, a false generalization, but highly effective to score political points. Some of us also remember the homeless that used to panhandle outside of Happiness, knowing that guys with cash were coming and going from there, something the AMP tried to control by putting potted plants on their stairs.

IMHO, the only way for the remaining AMPs to survive is to lower their profile and blend into the background. They may need to be even more discreet when using their video surveillance cameras on who they choose to admit. It's really too bad that a few thoughtless, selfish individuals, a very small minority, can ruin a good thing for the rest of us who are responsible in our hobbying activities and don't attract undue attention to ourselves or the establishments.

 

[ying ting]

Dudes, same here, my lips are sealed on the location of Neverland.[/QUOTE]

Maintaining periscope depth and radio silence as to Neverland! Don't even bother.

Lax

 

[Courtney M.P.]

If this is the same Nana that worked at Backlick recently, you should expect a great massage from her. Nana at Backlick had great hands and her backwalking was excellent. K girl with c cups, curly hair past her shoulders, 5'2" or so and 115 lbs. She has a very sweet personality. One of my favorites in the area.

Too far for me to drive now that I am in MD. But if anyone here draws her, please let me know if it is the same Nana from Backlick. If so, I may have to reacquaint myself with her techniques.

AD

 

[gregory s]

Seven Eleven,

So now you have added two useless posts to the forum, maybe to boost your total?

Riggo