Massage Parlor Reports

[2nd In Command to Chris]

You decline, or you leave.

 

[Dannnnce]

Went to get a massage across from the Marine Barracks last week. When I get there mamassan was very friendly. She took me to a room and said it would be a little bit because girls were busy. Place was very clean. The girl that I had (cannot remember her name but think it was June), was very friendly. I gave her the house fee and while she was gone I put $ on the night stand. She came in and I know she saw the money because all of a sudden it was like she went from being proper to being VERY friendly. She asked if I wanted a shower and It was off to the shower we went. Most of the time when a girl takes you to the shower she washes you, But after she was finished washing me I asked if I could give her a table shower. I told her I would pay for extra time if I need to. She was okay with the shower and she took off her clothes and jumped on. I washed her back and she even let me wash her ass. Which was kind of nice. Then she flipped and She had no problem with me washing her everywhere. Then we dried off and she took me back to the room. She had me lay down on the table and asked if I wanted a hard or soft massage. I told her soft. She gave a very nice massage on my back and shoulders. Then she massage my legs. She had me flip and started to massage my front. I asked if I could give her a massage and she asked if she was doing a bad massage. I told her no I wanted to massage her. She laid down on her stomack and I massage her back and shoulders. She didn't know it but I brought along a surprise for her. I had brought a small bottle of lube and a small vibrator. She let me massage between her legs while she was on her stomack and she let me play with her kitty. I asked her to turn over and she did. I took a towel off the table and folded it up. She was laying there looking up at me and I told her I wanted to play a little. I layed the towel over her eyes and told her I had a special surprise for her and to lay back and enjoy. I took some lube and put on her and started to rub her clit. I could tell she was enjoying it and when when I hit it with the vibrator I thought she would come off the table. She said she was not ready for that and it surprised her. We laughed and she layed back down. I put the towel back on over her eyes and started with the vibrator again. She was really getting into it and she started to cum. I did not let up on her clit and when I finally stopped she just layed there and it was so nice to see her body as it contracted. I layed beside her and rubbed her shoulders and side and slowly rubeed her stomack. I started to put my hand between her legs and she stopped me. She said she neededto rest a min. Then she got up and had me lay on my back and she started to rub my cock. I asked her for a bbbj and she said NO. I told her I would pay extra and she said no. She could not do that. But before the put the cover on, She licked my balls and licked ths shaft all the way to the head. She teased me a little bit and then on went the cover. she massage my balls and gave me a very nice cbj. Then she jumped on top and started riding. She was getting into so much and listening to her moan made me cum. She kept riding and wasn't long til I think she came again. If she didn't it was a very good acting job. After we were finished she washed me off and help me get dressed. She was massaging my feet as she put on my socks. On the way out she wispered in my ear to come back soon and she would be very nice to me. Great place but kind of out of the way for me. But I think I will be making special trips over there.

 

[C. Lourde]

Maybe Mary's done more than close down one Ward 3 spot. I went back to Young's/Venus after a 3 week hiatus. Unfortuantely, I found the place dark and the doorbell missing. I could still see the two high heel shoe chairs, radio, and assortment of magazines inside through the window. Of course, the streets feel like a wind tunnel. And maybe it's a Monday or some other holiday. Still. The doorbell's missing.

It may be possible that Y/V's is closed down as well.

 

[BAPS]

So I decided to head down town this afternoon since I got out of work early. Great idea heading into our Nations Capital on a Friday afternoon. NOT! I was looking to check out some of the new talent at 14K, but parking was a nightmare! I was even going to break down and actually pay to park, but when I pulled into the $8 garage, they said they were full and pointed me to the next garage. They wanted $16 for an hour. F that. I have better things to spend my money on; wink, wink. Anyway, with the lack of parking, I decided to go over to the tourist district and see if anything was happening over there. I immediately found parking on the street and wandered over. 520 had the tell tale camera outside, the other place next door did not. One little problem though as I approached. A family of 4 tourists were resting on the front porch of the place. What was I to do? So I went accross the street and sucked down a couple of cold ones until the family had moved on.

Rang the buzzer and was let in. A chubby early 30's non-mamasaan let me in. This must be my girl. She said they only had two girls working because business was so slow. (On my way out, I saw the other one. I got the better of the two. The other one looked more like a mamasaan in training.) Table shower was ok, personality was good, performance was pretty good. I would have to rate the experience a 7. I would not repeat. I'll hit up 14K on another day of the week.

 

[BuBlyGiRlXXX]

1. Nationals Park
2. Verizon Center
3. Camden Yards
4. FedEx Field (in season)

 

[Lord Darkclaw]

Does anyone have any idea where Laura (Xena the Warrior Princess) might be working? She is a big but very pretty Korean girl that is very tall and a bit muscular. Also, she has a a few tattoos (one is a sun tattoo around her navel). She was working at Rio but I called and was told that she is no longer there. I would really like to see her and would greatly appreciate any help.

Thanks

 

[Courtney]

So around 5pm I made the trek downtown again today (and parked again which isn't cheap! ) to find 14 with a nice gold lock on it (I'm beginning to wonder if they are ever open! ) so I head up the road a bit and the response at 1333 from the mamasan that answered the door was "closed today" and I said "what? Come on you were closed yesterday! " to which she replied come back in 40 minutes. Fine by me, 40 minutes is nothing compared to the hell I've been through the last two days trying to get into one of these places. I return in 40 minutes and at first there is no answer, so I try again. Mamasan opens up and says "sorry closed" and again I let her know that I've been by a few times now and they were closed both times and she replied "all girls have the flu! ". Honestly thats what she told me, I'm dumbfounded. I don't know if I look like LE or what but I never have this much trouble back home. Granted reviews from home are nowhere near as good as the ones here which is why I'm dying to try it out. But damn it, I can't give away $ around here!

 

[eternalshadow37]

Just a couple of comments on Vivi who has been reviewed -- although I think there may be some mixup and it's possible some people reviewed here as Bibi or Phoebe.

She has a very athletic body, almost a Latin American kind of body, not very thick but with a few more curves than you average K-girl. Very firm with hard but nice-looking add-ons. I'd give her around 8.5 for her body. Face is OK but maybe only 7 to 7.5.

She speaks good English and is a bit more take-charge than most, so not a geisha. Most AMP menu services but she asked for a doggie finish. A good hard massage.

Not much kissy-face but after warming up she seemed to ease up so maybe on the second visit.

Overall ranking 7.5 to 8 so a good choice along with Rose (whom I like but I think I've explored most possibilities with her). Saw a small waiflike girl I may want to try out next time.

 

[5monthsin]

Not to beat a dead horse, but JJ and some of the other seniors are quite correct. The women we discuss on the USASexGuide are human beings. For reasons of their own, they have chosen to work in an industry in which they unfortunately have scant legal protection. They risk their health, freedom, and many other important things we all take for granted in order to support themselves and/or their loved ones.

Some members of society (for example the police, courts, and most non-customers) do not feel that these women are entitled to the same respect that the rest of us take for granted. However as a customer, I have always felt that these women deserve to be treated with respect. I'm talking about AMP workers in particular here. With very few exceptions, I have always been treated well by AMP girls as well as the managers of such establishments.

There are, in my opinion, a number of unwritten rules to which we should all adhere. Some of them apply to providers in general and not just AMP girls. The first one is that you never try to cheat a working girl. Even if you are not satisfied, you always pay either what was agreed upon or what you know to be the standard tariff.

The second is common sense and applies not just to working girls but to any women with whom you have sexual relations. You don't force a woman to do anything she does not wish to do. You may cajole her, offer her gifts of one sort or another, even threaten not to see her again. But you don't force her. And you don't do or threaten to do bodily harm, no matter how much you paid her and no matter how unsatisfied you were. Even if the girl is a prostitute, if you force her to do what she does not wish to do, that's rape.

As others have pointed out, what Dirt Bag did is dangerous for all of us and certainly does nothing to improve the attitude of AMP girls.

LexLuther

 

[Kurremkarmerruk]

I posted most of this on a Maryland board, but it is true for here, too.

I went to One Spa in Ellicott City. This is the old Hana Spa, with a new owner. I had not been there in a long, long while, so I decided to check it out. Turns out the two ladies working were old friends from long ago.

Mamasan, however, could be on the cast of "The L Word." Very masculine.

I had a nice session with Nana, a heavy set gal who was very nice to me.

The three of us got to talking about recent LE activity. They said that at 21 Spa the ploice took secret pictures of men coming and going, and their license numbers. They got thirty men, and tracked them down to their homes. Then, perhaps in front of wives, girlfriends, or even children, they tried to browbeat them into testifying.

Of thirty men, twenty-seven remained quiet and said nothing. Three talked and even testified! First, this is police harassment. Second you have the right to remain silent. Don't talk to the police. Everyone should see this video.

http://video.google.com/videosearch...en&sitesearch=#

You can Google "Don't talk to the police." This is even more true if you are innocent. They will try to trip you up, bully you, and make you talk. You do not have to be rude, just inform them you will exercise your right to remain silent. Even if you do want to talk, wait until you have spoken to a lawyer. Peace.

 

[T.J.]

It has been years since I visited this location, it was different then. The neighborhood is much improved.

As I walked up the stairs, a head peeked out, called me by name, and a lovely lady ran down and hugged me. Many of you know Nana, in the past she graced Sky, Star, and very recently DuPont/Supra.

I find her very attractive. We had a great session, standard services for standard rates. I like what she does, and I for one appreciate her business and marketing sense. She talked more sh*t to me than I did to her!

Very clean and bright establishment. I will be back.

 

[packard1963]

Not every recon mission ends in success.

Having found scant info and zero recent reviews/post on this venue, I thought that I would drop and see if I could generate some new review material:

Acufitness
4380 MacArthur Blvd NW
Washington, DC
(202)337-0151

I was in the vacinity of Georgetown University and dropped by this address.

It's closed, no one answers the phone and the building appears to be For Sale. Cross it off The List and remove it from The Database.

I haven't visited any AMPs recently. That's because I am still basking in the glow of a recent trip to Tokyo. Even though Tokyo can be quite expensive, the quality is off the charts.

Still, I will need my K-Girl fix and I plan to drop by one of my favorite KMPs/AMPs soon.

 

[eskie lover]

Taking a big risk with all the heat, aren't we?

 

[Ashley:)]

Welcome to the DC board and to DC. I love it when a visitor reads, runs with the info and reviews! Thank you for the Supra info.

Custom for reviewing here is to either give a detailed review with no names of providers or spa, or to give a vague review with a quality of experience rating ([post=492577]Link to LARS rating scale[/post]). The second option includes all the info for others to hook up with the same girl.

Enjoy,
LoveLOS

 

[Jsgirl]

Stopped by 14K this morning. Was told that Happy was on vacation. Drew Rose and had a stellar time. She told me she was leaving for vacation at 4:00 pm. I think that was when her replacement was to arrive. She said there were already two new girls there. She seemed to think that they were all coming back but I have yet to see that happen.

I will certainly miss the wonderful sight of Rose laying on her side working me over with a BBBJ while I am standing there looking down at her nice body and pretty face.

By the way, she recommended "Anna" for my next visit.

 

[Sikorsky S76]

What is going on at Rio?

Last visited I was given the new policy and sign's were even posted.

 

[Sanat]

Thanks for the prompt and informative review Bill.

 

[Nick M]

JJ,

I've got two points for you to consider.

I don't know if you've ever actually used any of the gals who advertise on CL. I look at CL myself from time to time. Mostly because I enjoy looking at some of the pictures included in some of the ads. But I've discovered something important about CL. That is that the vast majority of ads there are bogus and intended not to offer an opportunity for guys like you and me to get their rocks off, but for the sole purpose of parting them from their money. I won't go into the details of that here, but if you have ever called any of the girls from CL, I'm sure I don't have to explain it to you because you would know that already. That's the first point.

The second point has to do with the fact that your posts and mine are found in the Massage Parlor forum. Not in the Streetwalker forum or the CL Reviews forum, but in the Massage Parlor forum. Therefore I think it's safe to assume that you are (just as I am) a dedicated Massage Parlor goer. Believe it or not, there are people in this world who would not dream of paying for sex. Many of them, if they don't have an SO from which they get their jollies, will (as you suggest) "take care of their own problems." There are those who don't have a problem paying for it but prefer street walkers. There are those who prefer going to strip clubs. But it is my firm belief that once a man develops the AMP habit, nothing else is going to prove a suitable substitute.

I believe that such people (present company included) have something approaching an addiction. We are going to go to AMPs regardless of what it costs. I don't believe that men such as you or I actually have a fixed budget for such activities. I know that whenever I get the fever, I'm going to my closest or most favorite AMP, whether it costs $160 or $220. Now you may very well be the rare exception. But as they say, the exception proves the rule.

However if the price did go from $160 to $220, that's an increase of about $2.00 per day. You could save that by buying your coffee at Dunking Donuts instead of Starbucks. Or if you smoke, you could quit. If you did so and had previously smoked a pack a day, you'd improve your health and have almost enough money for two AMP visits per month.

But if you prefer to beat your own dick rather than visiting AMPs, go for it. But I've said it before and I'll say it again. I don't think that an increase of a few dollars is going to seriously cut into the demand for AMP services. There may be a lot of things that you and I and others may wish for. I, for one, wish that gas were cheaper. I wish that AMPs were legal, which would certainly reduce the cost of an AMP visit. Hell, I sometimes wish that piss were beer. But wishing cannot make it so. Most people's salaries increase a bit each year, if only to account for inflation. So even if you do have a budget of close to $2K per year for your AMP activities, your yearly increase should more than cover an increased cost for a typical AMP visit.

LexLuther

 

[Heidi D]

Ahh, El Salvador......what a place! I discovered that gem when I worked down there on and off for 5 years. Has to be the easiest place in the world to get laid!

 

[Leslie J]

Saw the ad in the Post. Called the number to confirm they are open. I hope they offer the same service as in the past.