Massage Parlor Reports

[mothers of invention]

I am not a frequent poster. I don't have the resources to frequent the establishments all the time. But tonight I got curious and checked out the place that used to make people happy across the street from Ford.

I asked mamasan and drew cici. Frankly, she wasn't much to talk about. I'm a buck fifty-five and I think she's probably close to that weight. Not being terribly excited, I thought I'd do some research and review back. But Cici was rather enthusiastic during the session. If you like a provider with plenty to go around, she wouldn't be bad. But she's just not my type. So instead of full service, I asked her to just please the boys with her mouth.

After complaining in Korean for about 5 second, Cici went back to work and serviced me until the job was done. I provided the usual fee and received CIM (I didn't even ask for it). Frankly I was a little shocked and a little worried that the hat wasn't on while she was speaking French to me. But I guess I wasn't worried enough.

 

[Vicki]

House fee now a days is 70. 80.

Then in the room you pay the provider 100 for FS. Just put the 100 on the table before she comes back from giving the house fee to the mamsan. Once she see the money she relaxes and knows you have been there before.

 

[Leo]

I have never experienced the AMP's in NY, so therefore I cannot comment on the apperance of the girls or the cost and services they provide. However, I do have plenty of experience in DC and several other areas. I have had providers from the age of 20 to probably 50 plus. I can honestly say that not one of these providers was UGLY. They were all beautiful in their own way. They all, for the most part, treated me with respect and were always professional. I find the older, less attractive ladies are more affectionate and are willing to go the extra mile to make certain you are satisfied. You get what you give. If you treat them like crap then you get crap in return. Finally, what the hell do you guys expect for these prices. I say if you are not happy with the local providers, take your ass to NY.

Since I am here, I would also like to add a comment regarding providing too many details. I agree with the majority here in that it does not benefit anyone. If you are LE and you are reading a review that says "saw Kim, very sweet, great massage, will repeat, PM for details. OR "Saw Kim at ABC Therapy, huge tits, great ass and provided a great BBBJ. Which one are you going to concentrate your efforts on? I believe it has been mentioned previously, but feel it is worth repeating. It is a well known fact that LE has made many arrests with information from this web site. Finally, I did not interpret Jacksons comments the way a few here did. But, maybe I am wrong.

 

[Sahara]

I thought I had Neverland figured out, but the place I'm thinking of didn't have steps. I keep waiting for a senior member to PM me the location since I've been a good newb and have posted intel the past few months. I guess I'll just keep paying my dues and earning my keep;.)

I hadn't caught up on the forum since last week and the last few days have been highly entertaining. The absence of LL has been a little strange, however. There have been a few hanging curve balls that he would have knocked out of the park.

I hope to have an outing later this week and will post intel. Until then. .

OG

 

[Brittani]

Well i must say, my last visit (see my last review) was extremely exceptional for Supra. I was in and out in about 40. I was pleasantly suprised. I guess it's like winning the lottery over there. The last dozen visits were terrible but once in a while you catch the right person (provider), on the right day, and things turn out great. Go get a sip of Co-Co ppl, but like we all know in this hobby...... YMMV.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Paul F]

Have I created a monster?

Worried.

Lax

 

[Sam Taylor]

I doubt that. Highly. Emphasis on Highly. Oh so high(ly)



Now there's an idea. And just in case you're having a problem finding that special role play girl, I happen to have one in stock at the moment. Let me know if you want to place a reserve order.


Bench

 

[Pompal 09.]

Then read the forum and be quiet. No need to post and brag that you are using intel without sharing and that you think that sharing intel causes harm. It may or may not. But the fact remains that is what we are here for.

This hobby has all kinds of risks, sharing intel in an open forum is one of them we choose to assume it.
As for the spas if they offer extras they assume the risk too, dudes talk be it with friends or online, the word gets out.

Taking info here without sharing is nothing to brag about. You seem proud of yourself.

I do not have a problem with people disagreeing with me, what I take issue with is when they say a point I make attacks someone, when in fact it does not. They disagree but rather then make a valid point they say "Your mean, you attack, blah blah blah" And they are back at it today.

 

[one x sweet]

Thats considered FS. So 100.

 

[Peppe]

I wanted to add to the discussion about orgasm for the girl. My all-time-favorite has to be Candy from Downtown back when it was the best place to go. I went several times during her relatively short stay. One time I will always remember was after the table shower, back in the room, when she stripped. She had, in my opinion, the perfect body. I had her lie back on the table and performed DATY. Because she had what I considered the perfect face and body, I could have peformed forever. She clearly had multiple orgasms. At the end, she looked up at me and said, "I surprised, you make me so exciting. " I knew exactly what she meant, and I thought, "No, your parents made you exciting when they passed alojng their genes. " She was perfect in every way, and was proof that these girls are capable of having orgasms, whether they want to or not. And I suspect that when they have a regular customer that they like, they can't help having emotions get involved.

 

[Ruby]

I had a good experience with another provider at Gold. What I was wondering is which AMP is better, 2nd or 3rd floor?

 

[cfelonius]

I fell for a two for one session at one of the Nova places a while back and the experience was the same. Simply NOT worth the double expense! Much better to stick with two sessions with one girl! Same cash outlay and two sessions.

JJ

 

[Pompal 09.]

2008
====

This index covers reviews of DC AMPS as found here on the board from July 2008 to September 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of review - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous review posted on 8/10/08



Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
=========
questions about its being open 9/22-29/08
Pink - 8/11/08 - Jimvs (+)
Tina - 7/2/08 - DickAllMighty (+)


Jasmines (6)
========
Amy - 9/12/08 - Toni Soprano (-)XXX---XXX


H&H (4)
===
??? - 8/10/08 - Big papa123 (-)XXX---XXX
Alex - 8/4/08 - Sushi Boy (+)


Vermont (Downtown) (6)
==================
??? - 9/14/08 - Macphisto (-)
Sara - 9/9/08 - Rogoh (+)
Katie - 7/25/08 - Dvldwg (+)



Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
??? - 8/26/08 - Suave devil (?)
ninja? - 8/19/08 - Skyn Deep69 (?)
Yoyo - 8/6/08 - PussProwler (?)
Rose - 7/31/08 - DickAllMighty (+)




Outside the city
================

Sensual Massage
---------------
Nikki - 7/12/08 - Kasher Khan (+)



Closed Locations
================
================


Royal 520 (4)
=====
closed - 9/15/08 - Ginger Man
Nana - 8/15/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Heidi - 8/14/08 - Boberati (+)
Nana - 8/6/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 7/27/08 - Tipster2 (-)
??? - 7/18/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Nana - 7/12/08 - Ginger man (-)
Nana - 7/4/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Ginny/Gina - 7/3/08 - Junky11 (+)



Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(31)
====================
closed - 9/14/08 - Gern
Ruby - 7/23/08 - John Hudson (+)13K


Supra (26)
=====
closed - 8/7/08 - Dcplay
??? - 7/8/08 - Zohan (?)



Rio (olympic)(23)
=============
closed - 9/17/08 - Fernand0
Julie - 9/8/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Sissy - 9/4/08 - Ampamp72 (?)
CeeCee - 8/27/08 - Sexhobbyist (+)
Vivi - 8/16/08 - Tofer (?)
Ruby - 7/28/08 - HotFootTeddy (+)
Gina - 7/25/08 - Triple E (+)
???(Ruby?) - 7/15/08 - JaxAMPman (+)
Gina - 7/11/08 - Corsair88 (+)



1413 (14k, sky)(80)
====
closed - 9/11-14/08
Rose - 9/6/08 - Negrito 143 (+)
Candy - 9/1/08 - Ruffian (+)
Rose - 8/31/08 - ReaderX (+)
Candy - 8/31/08 - Just Ken (+)
Candy - 8/31/08 - Sonofalbundy (+)
Rose - 8/28/08 - Suave Devil (+)
Candy - 8/27/08 - Skyn Deep69 (+)
Candy - 8/16/08 - Mac Jones (+)
Rose - 8/10/08 - Chris Stick (?)
Tammy - 8/10/08 - Freshly Snipes (?)
Tammy - 8/10/08 - Ruffian (+)
Sophia - 8/8/08 - Bobby M (+)old post
Julie - 8/6/08 - Just Ken (+)
Bebe - 8/3/08 - Jap Lover (+)
Julie - 8/2/08 - Cdn Joe (+)
14 K closed - 7/27/08
Sophie - 7/21/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Bebe - 7/21/08 - Motor Man (+)
Vivi - 7/20/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 7/20/08 - Commuter05 (?)
Phoebe - 7/18/08 - Coxcomb (+)
Sophie - 7/14/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Rose - 7/12/08 - Frosty Man (+)
bebe - 7/10/08 - Just Ken (+)
Phoebi - 7/8/08 - Computer Luvv (+)
Phoebe - 7/7/08 - Pcpc1688 (?)
Sophie - 7/6/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Rose - 7/5/08 - Just Ken (+)
Bebe - 7/2/08 - Sir Wallae (+)
Rose - 7/1/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Sura - 7/1/08 - Brdcsttech (+)



TBWNN is closed - 7/10/08 - Original Man 78

AnyMouse lists some closed places - 7/28/08

Solitaire One lists some asian escort agencies - 9/18/08

Wayward One
All reviews should be read as interactive fiction.

 

[Alleshiea]

Is she a sugar cookie, chocolate chip, or oatmeal raisin? Or perhaps, a fortune cookie? If she's a snickerdoodle, I'm in for all you can eat...

 

[javon]

Now,

RTFF!!!!!

Do something!!

POST a review!!!

Do not come back until you do!

JJ

 

[[email protected]]

Thats a roger. The Sun has set in DC for now. Too bad cause it was going to be a treat. Oh well, so was GHC and who knows where.

PC out

 

[hallowtim]

Haha, sounds like Nana. I believe her, having been with her a few times--right tone. How else would she know some of the other information and why would she come on here telling people factual information? She isn't making anything up.

Anyway, thanks for the post, good information, and true. If another place opens up, please PM me for details.

 

[Katrina :D]

Just wanted to let me fellow mongers know I appreciate the PM's providing me with solid info unfortunately I didn't get to use all of it. I ended up at M and lets just say that I had a plumb women named K and she did the deed but I'm not down with the haggling for extra $'s. She wanted much more than the standard tip of $1.00 but you know I stood my ground. Started in with asking for more before the deed even asking for my credit card. Not! Might not get back out but wanted to leave a review.

 

[Shaun R]

Nice 499, thanks for the info. I'm long overdue for a different flava.

 

[nicole-kellie]

Sleazebum, I love you man. Seriously.

You are the first person who reviewed on Sue at Sakura. And you are the one who provided me with intelligence, even though I was a newbie.

With that said, I have to disagree with your entire post. Do you think girls have nowhere else to go but DC so if we just stick to our guns, they'll surrender? There are hot girls in Atlanta. Hot girls in New York. In California. In Florida. But why don't they come to DC anymore? And when they do, why do they leave so soon?

You are being way too paranoid about "keeping prices down" and this is why we are left with either:

1. Mostly average Korean girls in DC.
2. REALLY (and by really, I mean REALLY) ugly and old Chinese condo girls.

You may be satisfied with the Chinese condo judging from your reviews, but for the rest of us, that place is a complete dump, and you're still paying $160 (or is it $180 as Low Jack reviews?). If we're supposed to be paying $160 for hot Korean girls, the Chinese condo should be charging $40.

Meanwhile, just because some of us are willing to pay an extra $20 for a hot girl doesn't mean we're looking to pay $2000 for a porn star.