Massage Parlor Reports

[Monster]

To my knowledge there are just two (the third is a rip-off) amps open. I haven't checked out the one on New York to see if its open, but doubt it since there aren't any reviews on it. Its as bad as you say it is and not that 2008 was much better.

There are private ones, but too much of a pain in my opinion for those of us on a limited time schedule.

14K still has the iron gate fence door closed, but will drive by Green to see if there is any progress on the 'renovation'.

I tried all the other amps awhile ago and about half literally had a chain on their doors.

Street scene was pretty dead this morning. There was NOTHING early morning, and then a few came out and they were gone within minutes, which is rare. A few new faces, but they were Baltimore SW types, blah.

 

[stanford.designer]

I've had it happen twice in many many years of being a hobbyist. Once at Downtown, and it was amazing, but she was a spinner plus. Most recently at the recently busted Young's.

To tell you the truth, if you just close your eyes, you can't really tell. Some of the girls are so expert at slipping it on you would swear you're getting a BBBJ.

Not too happy to be hearing about all these reviews about busts.

 

[deonnawanna]

Cool. I've been getting fondled for a woman to feed her kids.

 

[Jesse]

Ok, fair enough. Lets get back to what the board is about.
Please remember 1 thing though. As hobbiests, its our duty to take care of the girls and treat them well. With out them we would not have a 'hobby'.


Thanks
BB

 

[Jeff Garcia]

Not worth it, not even comparable to VA AMPs. Save your money and get lunch downstairs and just walk a few blocks down the street.

 

[Marven]

I've seen the light. I got a cold coffee at Starbucks tonight. Not wanting to ruin the nights for other coffee-drinkers, I b*tch-slapped the barrista. lol


Coming from someone whose primary means of communication consists of vulgarities and name-calling, that means a lot.

 

[Wondrer]

Well, after having been absent from the scene for a while, I came down with a case of yellow fever. So I reached out to get some info as all the old places have been shut down. Took a trip to the Star and saw Coco. A bit pale for my liking but cute all the same. Standard TS with little attention the Asian area so I knew that wasn’t going to occur. (what happened to the good old days when "Asian" was the standard!?)

Back to the room and nothing to hoot and hollar about. She is very cute and friendly. Only negatives is that I could smell the smoke on her from her smoke break and I certainly can't recall the last time I was with a woman who had hair between her legs. She could definitely use a shave! That really surprised me! Nonetheless, the service was very good..but probably not a repeat for me.

Look: 7
Service: 7

 

[hallowtim]

Check this out. Reflects my own experiences 100% ;

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/10/AR2007071001622.html

 

[Messenger007]

I had a great dream today. I dreamed that it snowed in town and I found my way on the Metro from Alexandria to uptown. Some nice folks had given me directions on a website. So many to choose from. I chose Supra. Climbed the stairs shaking snow from my coat. Rang the bell and was lead to a room. I asked Mamasan how many girls were working. She said two busy, three free. She asked if I would like to see them, I said sure. She comes back with three very pretty young ladies all in bikinis.

I am a boom guy so I chose Ruby. Gorgeous figure from top to bottom. Nice hug and a quck kiss to welcome me. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said I was cold so that would be great. Got a nice hot and fun shower. Extra attention to certain parts. Back to the room and she took a quick shower. She came back, more hugs and kisses (truth be told: she was not a great kisser, but that was her only draw back). I helped her undress and began to explore her fabulous figure. I offered her a massage and enjoyed rubbing all down her back. Had a great bubble ass. The best I have ever seen on a AMP girl. I could rub and kiss it for hours. I flipped her over and enjoyed her boobs and then some very good DATY. After a nice suttle O she then asked me to lie down for a massage. She gave extra attention to my ass and nuts. Not the best rubbing massage, but very stimulating.

On the flip she laid down beside me for a little cuddle and kissing. She then used her mouth to install the love glove. Excellent CBJ, pulled her over for some 69 and soon she mounted on top. She was very tight. Did not take long to get close to the explosion. I asked her if she liked Doggie. She said yes and hoped off and assumed the position. She really seemed to enjoy. I asked her if she like to be pounded hard and she said yes. My favorite way to finish. After she asked if I wanted another shower and I said yes for a short standing shower. Nice and clean and very happy camper. Then back out in the snow.

I just love the AMPs here in DC. 6 for the house up front and $ for the FS. Cannot beat the value for service anywhere, well except maybe Bangkok, but that is another story.

I would higly recommend Supra and Ruby. She said her tits were 4 months after surgury. They had settled into a nice position. Implants but very nice and fun to play with implants.

Safe Hunting

 

[royalcres]

Yes, me, & I did wait long, and even pulled up and park the Mercedes right infront so they could see I could afford services. I thought this was because I was dressed in shorts and teashirt, but in retroscope believe there is some racial bias there.

 

[Tragic]

BTW, I was in Atlantic City. There the house fee is $60 and the tip is $140. Lots of hot girls there and they also provide outcall to your hotel. Look up Oriental or VIP. The other AMPs there aren't so great according to the reviews I read.

 

[buzymom72]

I was relaxing in a post massage conversation with a local masseuse. We were talking about spas in general. She told me an old AMP trick, one she says goes back many, many years.

A lot of Fridays and Saturdays guys come in after the bars close. Often they are in their cups pretty deep. If so, usually their minds are more willing to perform than their bodies are able.

Some guys compensate by injesting stimulants stronger than coffee before their foray into the spa. What happens here, I am paraphrasing what she said, is that they get locked and loaded, but cannot fire off a round.

What the girls do is sneak into the bathroom, get a pinch of mint toothpaste, and drop it down the barrell. A strong handshake almost always brings results.

Who knew? She said the mint stimulates the nerves so much that it happens quickly.

Actually, she seemed professional about it, wanting all customers to go away happy. Happy customers = repeat customers.

 

[FancyPants!!!]

Perhaps you could PM him for the location.

We are trying to leave fewer details until DC fully recovers.

 

[m&m&m]

Triple E said... "So, I headed down to Green about a week ago, since I'd hear they reopened, and I had never made it before they "renovated". It's a little weird hiding out by a parking garage waiting for guys to stop smoking and get back into that bar next door."

I wouldn't worry about the boys from the bar next door, the girls at Green are not thier "type" if you know what I mean....

 

[Lulu Panda]

Yikes is the word of the day.

I'm thinking we have to be on the careful side. This could be bad for our area. The timing isn't the bet either. I'm thinking (like other posters before me) we need to be more discreet in what we say. Simple. We talk about. I don't know. Puppies and sunshine. Maybe even other codes to keep things safe.

I don't like this. Not one bit.

Cabbie!

 

[Sharry510]

Patterns in this business vary greatly from one city to another. Some places are hopping on Sundays and others, even some of the busiest, are dead. Most AMPs that I have seen stay open on Sunday regardless of the workload. Watch the parking lots. If business is slow, they'll be happy to see you coming.

 

[Chigirl]

I decided to make a stop at 1413 based on recent reviews. It has been years since I was there. Anyway, I thought I'd like to see Susie or Nana there. Susie "on vacation." "I'll get you nice girl," says mamasan. OK. She brings in Happy. Attractive enough, big boobs, curly hair.

She has been there two days and usually works in the Philly area. Her English is fairly good.

I got a very nice and thorough TS from her and then back into the room. She got me warmed up and gave a very nice CBJ. Then onto CG. Adequate with a little LK. We finished up with doggie. She then gave me a very vigorous massage. I enjoyed it. She was good, but I probably won't repeat. I have been spoiled by superstars of the past.

Looks: 6
Body: 7
TS: 8
Service: 7
Massage: 9

 

[orlando_salcido]

Walked in had a choice of two ladies, Ethiopian or white. Chose ethiopian lady. She was not a looker at all but better than the white lady. Had to self shower. Massage lasted about 15 minutes and was just a rub. On flip asked for $ for a rub/tub WHAT. I was gonna walk then she said ok just for you .4. It was poor and I was out of there in 25 minutes.

The place is a joke. I was looking for at least a latin but nada. I see others though have good luck there. Not me, I rather go down further and get some GREAT service for less.

 

[Alix C.]

I agree 100% LL. Neverland had a line of mongers at 2:30AM the other evening...so they are not hurting for business. How is a guy supposed to manage a web of lust© with this kind of traffic? I'll have to lock the door behind me and keep it locked for a few hours at this rate...in order to actually savor the fruit.

Anyway, the always call first rule applies here too. If you don't want to wait, ask how busy they are before you go.
jj.

 

[JerW]

Good answer, I probably would have smarted off and been detained for awhile.

Should have said, "looking for Congressman Smith, said this was his campaign office."