Massage Parlor Reports

[Shaggy]

Sorry to hear of the setting of the Sun. It was a fine establishment and the one time home of my ATF AMP girl Bebe. Most of you won't remember her but Boh and I were similarly afflicted. Nearly the same thing goes for Angel. Oh the memories

Found myself with an unexpected window of opportunity but time, location and traffic made it impossible to get to Neverland or Wonderland. What to do?? Improvised and stopped at IHC where a very nice session was provided by Bibi. Solid 8's across the board with an 8.5 thrown in from the Bulgarian judge.

SMWSLT

Lax

 

[BabeHart]

What makes these businesses any different than other businesses in our free enterprise system? Look at your Sunday newspaper ads. Two for the price of one! Buy one and get one free! The businesses that cut prices take a risk by selling at or below cost, but they do it because they want the customer to come back or buy more. It pays for them to do it, for in the long run they get their money back. And every business has to worry about sustaining and maintaining their employees, you just offer additional incentives, maybe the mamasan can reduce the costs the employee pays for food or decreases the perceneforum.xxxe the employee turns over to the house. To entice customers the business doesn’t just double up the price they in all cases reduce it. I visualize that the more business-minded Mamasan could offer her steady customers real specials, like a full-hour TEWFERONE special, not like the advertised $200 specials on CL.

 

[mr.answerman]

Actually, this is a very good thing. The young guys will learn some tricks and get the nervousness out of their system. Women smell this like warm chocolate and will swarm all over you because you don't give a shit. They only have one piece of real currency (well, three, but we'll say one for now). If you don't need or want pussy, they'll wonder why-because its supposed to be Gods gift to man. THen they'll start chasing you and waving it in front of you to figure out why you're not falling over yourself like every other guy.

Your standards will be higher, which they should be. And really, no American girl will ever touch the quality of a Korean girl. When was the last time you had a visit to the pacific rim, F / S and then have your socks and shoes put on for you. Hell, when was the last time beside your mother that a girl put your socks on for you.

 

[Cannoli]

So I am new to this whole concept. Just started searching and found out how much of a hobby this actually is. I've done my research, but now I come to this question and hope that you more experienced mongers can help. In terms of saftey it seems that CL and SW are low on the scale. I am leaning towards the AMP thing because it seems you get a full experience TS, Massage, etc. where as with other choices it straight to business.

All that being said I see there are a few Movie Stars in town...My choice Kapri is gone, but there are a few more here. So my question...Has anyone taken a chance on a movie star or should I just go the AMP route?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Let me see. You are DT kissing a woman who gives BBBJs. Sounds like the DT kissing might have helped clean her mouth out from the previous lurker, then you messed her up for the next lurker. Actually, at 4 PM, you might have tasted quite a few of your fellow lurkers. Not real safe, pretty disgusting! Not so awesome!

Think with the Big Head,

Norm

 

[TweetyBird]

Thank you, Jackson,

The Geographical rants were outta sight.

Appreciate your watching over this valuable resource.

Rx

 

[Pompal 09.]

If verbosity was a crime,he'd be public enemy # 1. And that was edited! Is this west coast reviewing?

 

[Unbreakable]

Aaaah -- Ginza! Many an enjoyable moment with Connie's Ladies! At both (or was it 3?) places. Had a lot of tea and Kimshi in the kitchen over on 11th.

am

 

[Yogart n]

That would be a correct assumption on your part my friend Although the most enchanting woman in my book was Bebe who briefly graced us at Sun maybe two years ago now. Angel wasn't hard to look at either

Visited Sun the other day after calling ahead for an appointment with Honey. All the letters of the alphabet were on the menu and it was just what the doctored ordered to cure my yellow fever.

Honey LARS Rating:

Face 8
Body 8.5
Attitude 9
Service 9

SMWSLT

Lax

 

[Bragger S]

170 -180 is quite reasonable, but in those areas where this is the norm, the quality of the girls reflect this. In DC, i'm gonna be damned if i pay 180-200 for a girl that's less than a 7 on a scale from 1-10. And if i do end up with one, then the service better be spectacular.

If the scene in DC picks back up, and the price does jump up to near 200, some may moan about it, for a while, but men in general will compromise and part with what's in their wallet, when it comes to woman, no matter what they say; it's the way it's always been. The quality should to be there and reflect the price, as should the service.

 

[sheenkhit]

Well, it's like this:

.6 is the standard door fee (though some places are asking .8).
.4 is the standard HR tip (but not all places are geared to that service).
$ is the standard "all-inclusive" tip.​

Depending on the time you went, how busy they were, whether you were a new versus a repeat customer, etc., can all affect how they handle you (no pun intended). It sounds like they may have been busy, given that it took them a while to answer the door. And, the fact that they new you were a newbie probably did not set them at ease. They probably figured that it was best to just quote you the all-inclusive price. Since they're spending an hour with you anyway, $ is better than.4, especially if they're busy and anticipate more customers. Otherwise, a "what you want" question will open the negotiations.

You arrived prepared (i.e., with only what you wanted to spend), which was good. However, you likely arrived at a busy time, when they knoew they could make the higher amounts for the same hour's time.

Send me a PM, and I'll try to help a bit more. Regards,

R::R

 

[lilbigd2010]

I walked by Friday afternoon and it was padlocked. Royal was not but one of those tour guide fellows had his chair literally blocking the door. I do not know if there is any significance or not.

 

[angel_ika]

Well put. Also remember that DC is full of morons who think they can fix all of their problems with guns, including NBA millionaires who should know better. Are there any other resons to stay out of DC?

 

[Roger Dodger]

Open, I called.

 

[mom of twins]

With all the rain today. I needed to take care of the yellow fever.

Went to mist, decided on Nadia. (Older than I usually go for, but OMFG! She has the biggest, LONGEST nipples I have ever had the pleasure to sample!)

Standard house, standard tuition.

Table shower = 8

Attitude = 9

Service = 9

Massage = 7

I left loose, relaxed, and ready for a nap.

Be safe.

Hawk

 

[The Illuminating Ghost]

Not a review (I've done a few) , but a question. Anyone know of a couples-friendly place? My girlfriend and I need a good table shower and muscle rub.

We have tried a place or two, but get turned away at the door.

 

[Double Trouble]

A former SO of mine actually had gone there for flotation a while back after an article in Bethesda magazine (or Washingtonian, I forget). I said I wanted to try it out too. I did, but had a different result than she did. I didn't feel deprived at all.

 

[Y Y]

Moving to dc. Living in charlotte now and looking for a good spa.

I see the posts for hot spa and that is the area I wil be staying. Any info?

I am a sm and pms would be great as well.

Thank you.

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot-spa-22/5782789

 

[WallyWombat]

Its been a while since I have posted but I figure this is post worthy.

So I've been really in the mood for a good time at an AMP but I was looking for something different. After reading this site I found a post about how a certain place H & H was non asian. I thought this sounded like what I needed so I decided to try it out.

First attempt: I rolled up there with a friend (didn't call) and we walked in, there was no one there so we sat down and waited for a bit. After about 10 minutes a little hispanic woman came out and started yelling at us about how there is nothing for us there and we needed to leave. So we did, hit up 14K and all was good. (first time at 14K btw, will go into more detail later on)

Second attempt: After about 2 weeks I decided to try it again (my friend was in vegas and had just went to one of the bunny ranches so I was jealous and wanted to do the same). This time I called, she asked me if I had been there before and I said yes and I made an appointment. I showed up for my apointment and she gave me a really hard time saying I had never been there before and all this other crap, I was very persistent in saying I had been there before and she eventually introduced me to a woman. This very chubby mid 40's woman. I didn't know what to think and since I had actually never been to this particular place before I figured she was probably just for the massage and then I would get someone else. So I went back to the room and took my shower and then did a light massage and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. She then proceeded to undress. I had to stop her immediately because I wasnt feeling it. I asked if I could possibly have another girl and she said she would check. She came back about 5 minutes later with the bad news. I declined to go further and left, I tried to pay for the shitty massage but the old woman wouldn't take my money.

So, I am wondering, what the F did I do wrong? I called, made an appointment, showed up on time (I was a little early, could that be it) and was greeted with a horrible attitude and a really bad experience. I have read on here how some people are having great experiences there. Can anyone give me some details on what I did wrong?

First attempt continued: After the disaster at H & H we went to 14K. Nice drive through the city, not a bad location, great parking (Sunday afternoon). Walked in, was greated by mamasan (who was pretty hot by the way, I wanted to do here LOL) and then was taken to the rooms and went through the ordeal. I finished up a little earlier than my friend so I was waiting in the waiting room and I see this guy with an overnight back walk out. I hid my face and didn't see his face but I thought that was really weird since I had never seen anyone else there other than who I went with. I thought they were more discreet than this. Anyway, had a wonderful time and want to go back.

I tried last week and was greeted by an empty house so I started reading on here again and saw it was closed. I logged in this afternoon and saw someone called and they were open so I called and sure enough, mamasan answered and I was on my way there. I decided to go in the evening after the football game (Go Skins! ) and when I got down there the area was packed! I had no idea the place above was a bar and bouncers would be blocking the entrance. I freaked and got scared so I just went home. On the way home I called and mamasan said they were open tomorrow morning so I think I will try again during non peak hours for that area. We shall see.

Anyway, that is my update for the past months. If anyone can help me figure out the enigma that is H & H I would greatly appreciate it. PM's are welcome.

 

[Amerikan Pirat]

Been pining away since my ATF Sunny left Gold to go back to NYC.

Over the last few weeks been trying out AMP and SC in CA (SD, LA and Palmdale, yes Palmdale!), had a lot of fun exploring my new home, drunk too much beer, spent too much on womens drinks and dances and still come uo dry! reviews in the CA forum.

Decided to try Supra, not looking for Coco, but some of the other providers mentioned earlier. However, Coco answered the door so that was my lot!

Had seen her before on my only other visit to Supra, very beautiful, but too cutesy and businesslike. Did the trick given my few weeks of abstinence, but will try for another one next time. Cant remember if i got a table shower last time, but certainly didn't this time.

will hold off to go to Gold next time, Sunny said she may be back soon, got to keep looking for a new project.

Cheers,

Ozmong