Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

The abbreviation "$.6" equalls $160. $ = $100 and .6 - $60.

 

[Spring]

Hi guys,

I'm new to this forum. Although I've signed up awhile ago. I have not been active until recently. I've been reading many threads and many topics on this forum. I've tried to figure out ways with the best of my logic (not that great) to see how you guys interpret this coded language on AMPs etc. If a moderator or admin or seasoned troller could help me through a pm on where to find some places with AMPs in northern virginia or dc that have girls that are not too old. (I'm in my late 20s). Any help from you fellow mongers would be greatly appreciated. If I posted in the wrong thread. Section. Etc. I apologize in advance. And I look forward to becoming more active in the near future and hopefully make my own contributions soon!

 

[starcraftstrategist]

It was so long ago I don't really remember, but she wasn't that good looking.

 

[nikki_lav_2288]

Amen Laxman#2! The unfortunate truth is that as the federal government cracks down on the industry around the country, it's going to remain risky to be in the business and risky to patronize it. Look at any big city such as Atlanta, Raleigh, D.C., New York, etc. and you will see that the history of the AMPs in these cities has been an up and down affair.

Atlanta is probably one of the best examples though. Atlanta used to have AMPs on every corner, all competing for your dollars and some staying open 24/7. One by one, the various counties that make up metro Atlanta began cracking down until now there are very few in general and far fewer "good" ones.

Honolulu is today what Atlanta was five years ago in terms of AMPs. The authorities in the City and County of Honolulu realize all too well how much their municipalities depend upon tourism, particularly from Asia and have yet to crack down seriously. So as long as the AMPs stay under the radar and are not overtly obvious to the casual eye, they stay open to practice the world's oldest profession. Those who have been there will attest that there is at least one high rise in HNL which seems to have an AMP on almost every floor.

The labor and capital in the AMP industry are both highly mobile. When things become too challenging in one city, they are quick to move to other ones. As they abandon a given city, the prices are bound to go up and the quality equally bound to go down. Market principles will dictate what they can and do charge. A particular customer and his spending at a particular AMP will have little effect on this.

I'm not a big fan of posting what you spend or get at a particular AMP. To me, learning this for yourself is part of the adventure and fun of the hobby. And I sure as hell am not interested in what turns some other hobbyist on (sorry Laxman #2, but I'm referring to your post of 12/8/08).

LexLuther

 

[MAR2009]

I reviewed recently about a BBBJCIM with May at 1333 Green Ct. , and said there were two other occasions that I had the same experience in an AMP. The first was Maya at Downtown about five years ago. I worked late and had some drinks after work. Much as we tried, I couldn't finish with the condom, som she took it off and proceeded to finish me off orally. Then she joked about me being a "bad boy. " I told her she was a "good girl" for taking good acre of me. The next time was Louie at Happiness. I had read many reviews about her so I made an appointment without ever having met her. I could tell she didn't recognize me, and she was trying to figure out who I was, so after the shower I said "you don't know me but I made an appointment with you. " I told her that I had been there a few days earlier and saw her with another customer in the hall (true). I told her I thought she was so beautiful, I asked my provider, "who is that? " The other girl told me it was Louie. This was after then shower, back in the room. She got down on her knees and licked her lips, motioning whether I wanted a BJ. Of course I said yes. She gave an incredibaly sensual BJ, and I told her when I was about to cum. She looked around, then continued, and took it all in her mouth. She then spit into the towel that was lying on the floor next to my feet the whole time. I must have been one of her lat customers, because a couple of days later I called to make another appointment and she was gone.

 

[Steven Q. Urkel]

Just two questions:

1. What time?

2. Where?

JJ

 

[Anika<3]

Napun Namja you are wrong in that the owner of Downtown never closed on the 4th and took the girls to AC. During the day they were always busy and then after the fireworks they got busy again. I have never seen her close to take the girls to AC. I have seen her close for other reasons mentioned here in prior posts but not just to go gambling. I don't know who you are but you do not know Downtown. Your information is suspect and wrong. Please refrain from putting incorrect information on this site.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Is the picture that she has up a fake?

 

[gotcuddles1]

I call for an end to bickering because.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

 

[MissDementia]

Try the Sharper Image in the Gtown Park Mall. They have these chairs that give you a full body massage for a few quarters and they rub you all over.

 

[mahleezah]

New AD on CL! Anyone know anything about it???

JJ

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[PH D]

New little spinner at the joint above the video shop near Bad Guys. You know the place... some bogus immigration lawyer's office is one floor below. Spinner's name Jeanie as in the bird in the bottle.

Not the greatest rub nor the greatest wet down. The action was not the worst but not the best. However, it was good time. Great customer service. Beautiful face and bod. Did I say great customer service. Hit me in the pocket for a buck sixty.

 

[mick7945]

Tinkerbell it is! Can't wait to see her spreading her little wings again...

 

[orioninkc]

Lex - Would this be considered a "Sin Tax" or a "Luxury Tax"?

And like everything else in business, the new cost of doing business would be passed on to the consumer.

But count me onboard anyways!

 

[mxxoxoxo]

Had a so-so session at green with a late 30s provider. The mamasan seemed to have a cautious attitude, and didn't give a lineup as requested. The provider's looks and attitude were average, although the service itself was pretty good. I probably won't be returning there unless providers improve.

 

[Mark P]

from about two years ago, then going back earlier? She worked at 14K, M Street briefly, and before that all over.

I know a couple of guys really liked her. She is back on Ct. Ave.

 

[Q.B]

She was a little aged. No idea how old, as it's hard to tell, but could be anywhere from between 30 and 40, though in low light conditions, she could easily pass in her 20's thanks to her neatly braided pigtails. She was short, petite, had small boobs, but wasn't flat. And the session began normally enough.

Small talk. Massage. CBJ. Then onto the main event.

But on this day, for some reason or another, I was feeling extremely strong down there. Started in CG. Then missionary. Then standing missionary. Then standing doggie. Then more missionary. Then more CG. And so on.

I was lasting a ridiculously long time, and like a good actress, the girl kept telling me how much she was enjoying it, and how much she loved my dick. I kept pounding harder and harder, but I just wasn't finishing. She was a trooper, and didn't even suggest I finish by hand.

Then I asked her if I could finish on her chest. She agreed. Then feeling bold, I asked if I could finish on her face. She smiled and said that was okay, too. So I pulled out, ripped off the condom, and before I could get up to her face, she was on her knees and giving me a BBBJ.

I had BBBJ before, but those were from girls who normally did so.

So I felt extra special this girl was giving me a nice blowjob. Then she lay back and I blew all over her sweet face. I was surprised at how much came out of my dick, but I was satisfied. She just smiled. She tried to kiss me but I just laughed.

After a couple of minutes of just resting, she went off to clean her face. It was well past the hour so I got dressed. She kept hugging me and told me how much she loved my dick.

Then she gave me her phone number. I was really not interested in her, but I pocketed it and left.

 

[Curtislj]

I think its funny that they closed an AMP that sits between a row of strip clubs.

 

[Heidi D]

I was having a nice dream. It was the time of the Berlin Olympics (or was it Brazil?) and I was having a nice shower and sauna when 2 of DCs finest interrupted. I was shocked and confused, but Lilly (the lovely mid-30s attendant who was my wttendant for this visit) helped me get through the trauma. It seems that the city occassionally checks the licenses of spas because some operate without. I am happy that they did not wander through the spa and check on the facilities, as I would have been very embarrassed to be seen in the shower with soap (only) covering my body. After about 5 minutes, the 2 in blue did leave and my nightmare turned backed into a dream of pure relaxation.

Lilly, truely a beauty and with a marvelous attitude, helped me relax after the excitement of a few minutes earlier with 10 minutes of gymnastics and 20 minutes, or so, of supine relaxation techniques.

I will repeat the better portions of this dream.

 

[Random R]

She also quoted me in the article and it doesn't mean anything. Whatever she is trying to do is probably well intentioned if off the mark. She is (it seems) wanting to help enforce the current laws and turn public opinion to fit her campaign to do so.

No big deal and I will not think more of her.

What we forget at times is that what we post here is carved in stone and can not be removed from the internet even if our friend Jackson deletes an entry from the forum. Also. With the right tools and skills every one of our posts can be traced back to the actual machine we use to make them. Our comments here are not made in a locked room in the middle of the night. Rather it is more like standing on the street corner at noon shouting them across the crowds.

If Ms Hess is being mean spirited in her efforts I surely hope she fails but if her intentions are truly good then she is welcome to continue. I just hope she gets an education into the way things really are first.

It is called "Freedom of the press" and can be a real pain in the ass at times.

JJ