Massage Parlor Reports

[Emilia V]

Most of these places have been closed for YEARS!

NY included. Work with me here!

 

[Pompal 09.]

One of my ATF was Sharon at DT. Found her by luck on a Sunday in 2001 and became a regular. Of course, funding issues post 9/11 caused me to have less chance to try some of your other favs.

 

[digitalcameras]

Hello fellow mongers,

I came across this add and was wondering if anyone has any intel on this place. I called and a lady said an hour massage was $90 and wanted to know if i wanted an appointment.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks,

Rusian

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid:570063

 

[chezmund]

Not sure why they advertise in BP when there are no extras available. Girl was korean, late 20's, cute and petit. During TS she covered my boy with a rag, when I asked her if she wasn't goin to wash him as well she said you can do that, WTF. Anyway off to the massage, which was ok to fine and then after the massage she says we only do massage here. So I was done and a little annoyed. They even had the audacity to do the whole "position the other masseuse by the door when you are leaving so you could see them and come back for them" manoeuvre, give me a break. Definitely will not recommend.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bo...-r-g-r-e-e-n-a-s-i-a-b-o-d-y-r-u-b-25/5591550

 

[Sahar]

Hello, all. As a first time poster let me just say I am loving this forum, learning all there is to know about the mp scene. I was just wondering which mp you were talking about. I would love to try out a Thai girl rather than a Korean girl, as the girls are all mainly Korean. Also if you don't mind could you give the stats about her?

Thanks!

 

[Gwillam]

I can honestly say I have never knowlingly done anything bad to any AMP girl.

Even the ones who seem to dislike short, fat, white guys get all the proper grunts and groans and "This is WONDERFUL! You are WONDERFUL!" from me.

The last three have all called me "Soopaman" and gave me a kiss on the cheek as I went out the door.

Treat them as you want to be treated! Simple! A little kindness will pay off BIG TIME later!

And, sometimes, I take a gift of fruit for the girls to share.

JJ

 

[One Remiss Savant]

I tried to stop by today, but it was closed.

 

[Maria L]

With the gay marriage issue boiling, you need a strong will to overcome the gag reflex brought on by all the m4m public displays of affection on the sidewalks - even as far west as 14th & K NW.

 

[melouofs]

I've had a full bbbj, but not CIM. Has happened only twice in many, many, many years of mongering.

I've only had ONE offer of two girls at one time, it was awesome...but I was the last customer of the night, and they wanted my ass out of there. It worked, it was, well, freaking awesome.

So, with that in mind, I agree with Eatatmoes, as an avid reader, I automatically think what bullshit, but enjoy the story if its well written...that wasn't.

 

[Rorschach]

You mad because you have no base.

 

[originalbadguy2000]

Look at his past posts. He's stalking Lucy, haha.

 

[red-rose]

The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.

Sunday afternoon and beautiful, decide to be a tourist for the day and hit the mall, maybe hit a few monuments and the Air and Space.

I spent the morning walking around taking in the history and all the beautiful ladies that were enjoying the day as well. I went to visit the wall to pay my respects to a relative as I always do. On my way there, I decide to take a short cut and I walk up on some cash laying there on the ground. $40 bucks! Now normally I am not one to pick up cash and stash it in my pocket. If I see it fall out of someone's pocket or if there are other people around, I will help return it to the owner. But I was alone in this area of the mall, so I said, "Pennies from heaven", and moved on to the wall. I paid my respects; it was getting to be around 2pm. I started thinking, (yes, a very dangerous thing to do.) How can I put this new found 40 to good use? With the vice budget being busted last week, I didn’t want to visit a cash machine again this week if at all possible, even though I could with no problem. I ran a quick audit, 208 plus the 40 from the Mall gave me 248. Enough gas money for another trip to Neverland? And with Neverland only a few blocks away, it was an easy decision.

I had wanted to call Neverland and have Tink there to be my scout the next time through Neverland, but with zero lead time I was hoping my luck good luck for the day would continue.

Buzz the Neverland door around 2:30, get a warm welcome back and smile from Mamasan, and I ask for Tink, Mamasan says Tink booked solid through the day. (Real shocker there! ) So I mentally go through my batting order, If not Tink, then batting up next is Wendy. Mamasan says ok, and leads me to my corner of Neverland.

Fellow Mongers, being one of the few who have yet to experience Tink and all of her magic dust, I must say that Wendy is simply a 10 of 10.

She greets me with a warm GFE smile and hug and starts talking about how wonderful it was to see me again, etc.

Standard tuition plus her milk money are there on the table and without even asking she starts an instant reply of my last visit with her.

A few minutes of driving down Interstate 69, then we get off the exit ramp and head for the TS. Nice and thorough TS, with my every request granted.

Towel off with mouthwash, she grabs my junk and leads me back to our suite.

(Not sure if it’s me and how I act in the TS, But they seem to be very playful and want to steer me back to the suite by my junk. Both Wendy and my favorite shade of Pink have done it. Not that I am complaining, just making a mental note.)

Back in the room and its 100% GFE and TLC, a very good repeat performance of last time with Wendy. Started driving on Interstate 69, drove to the missionary, and went to see the cowgirls at the rodeo. As part of the whole GFE experience, after we watched the cowgirls, we started playing spoons, Wendy trying her best to see if I could play "Come All Ye Faithful". Her skill and talent with the spoons was so good I had to stop and catch my breath; otherwise our trip would have been over before we got a chance to walk the doggies. Our trip ended with a long and fast walking of the doggies, the dogs were extra fun to walk this day, with lots of barking and excitement along the walk.

As with my favorite shade of Pink, while Wendy was washing up the doggies she noticed the car still had plenty of gas left in it and asked if I wanted a second trip through Neverland. All I can say is that if they had the Neverland ATM up and running, I would have taken 2 trips with Wendy that day. The body and mind were willing, but the vice budget may never recover, so as bad as I wanted to, I said, "no thank you, but hopefully next time we will take 2 trips". She gave me that great Wendy smile and a nice kiss and said, "Ok, I will be here. "

Face - 8 what can I say, she looks better each time I see her.
Body - 9+ simple perfection.
Attitude - 9+ GFE all the way, YMMV, best score possible at an AMP.
Service - 9+ GFE all the way, YMMV, best score possible at an AMP.
Massage - NA, No massage. Unlike the first trip with Wendy, this one lasted much longer and took up the entire meter.

Anyone have the number to AMP's Anonymous?

 

[Hao Kuan L]

DI: DT was the finest of the fine. I remember walking in one Saturday and my all time favorite, Bibi, said,"To hell with the massage. We do that later," and proceeded to strip me and jump my bones. One of the best of all time. Oh, yes, she did give me my massage. Much later. And it too was excellent!

Be Safe,

Rx

 

[needlewings]

I'm looking at all of the reviews and PM's flying around and the abundance of newbies asking seemingly harmless questions. Now, maybe I'm paranoid but this actually seems to be an orchestrated and coordinated attempt to gain information of some sort...

I've gotten a number of strange PM's lately from newbies asking 'because ur a senior member' in really poor typing, about how to get what they want at a number of places. Like I know...

Thing is, I see these same people (with only a few posts each), using fairly perfect diction in their posts. When I see you post one way, and then PM me in another, it raises a red flag for me.

Obviously everyone realizes challenges are in the air due to the inactivity and inquiries. And, a board like this will attract a certain level of attention.

Just letting everyone know what has been happening to me and what I'm seeing.

I think that's the pork shoulder I hear pushing against the door...and they want IN.

Be careful....

 

[Stephanie]

I'm glad to hear that Dallas is on the rebound. It was heaven on earth before...

 

[Thong]

Went to Star the other weekend. Got there around 8PM on a Friday night.
I killed an hour or so at Camalot, then walked a few doors down. Asked for Julie and was told "she no longer here". I kind of feel sorry for the place on the floor above. I mean why walk up 3 flights of stairs when 2 will do? Anyway, to make the story short and sweet. I then asked for Be Be. She gave a decent massage but then things got rushed a bit. All in all not bad though. In my opinion face 7, body 8/9, attitude 7/8. Have not seen many or any posts on M one floor above. Anyone? Have fun and be safe.

 

[Erica]

Where is this Lili's Spa?

 

[WildCatSaborFang]

I'm an occasional AMP visitor, by occasional I mean once evry few months or when my gf is away from an extended period of time. I was really in the mood today, so I drove down from DC to HWC and Sakura but both were closed. Anyone knows what happened?

Thanx

 

[Dnt TriPP]

I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.

SNAFU.

FUBAR.

HMFIC.

And yes, my favorite and a revised version of the previous one.

HMFICWABD. For thos who just can't figure that one out. Its

Head Mother Fucker In Charge With A Big Dick.

It may only be 7 inches with a hook, but I call it the coke can for a reason.

Peace.

 

[BFF]

but another, about a large canine, was indeed cited years ago in the closing of Finesse Spa in Columbia. It was also cited and quoted in the local papers. I think two guys stopped by LE cited that board as the source of their intel.

It was a nice spot, too. American gals, a couple of real winners there.

Down in Tampa, it was that on steroids, guys associated with the endeavor were prosecuted. It can happen.