Massage Parlor Reports

[stillababy]

Asia is better. Heheheh.

 

[medsec]

Has anyone tried Jasmine?

 

[Kate Wilson]

NO, I'm typing the rest because the board requires me to answer with at least 10 characters.

 

[thumbs down for truth]

What do you mean "$$$ never-worth-it of Eros"? Eros is a great place to meet fine ladies. However, you have to do your homework. Check for reviews, make sure you know what you are getting into, and you $$$ will be more than worth it.

 

[Mark P]

I been reading reviews about AMPs closing and I really wanna try 14k out but I gotta find out more myself if it is open since there is confusion about whether or not it is. I'll call later on this morning. I actually been looking on CL for local providers as well but a lot of them are not picking up phones and don't have reviews on TER. I need to fulfill my dream this weekend! Wish me luck guys.

 

[skipper8622]

Based on the advice provided to me by a senior member of this board and the foundation in which this forum was founded upon, I must retract this post as the information it contains provided no additional or otherwise extraneous to the facilitation of achieving physical, emotional, or mental pleasure with willing and able participants.

Thanks again JJ
N2

 

[Coach E!]

My information may or may not appear in print until the actual sentencing is complete. I only reviewed what was told to me by a person who has intimate knowledge of what was offered at the pre-sentencing trial. If you will read some of my old intelligence reviews my info is on the money. I did not mean to cause any debates. What happened has happened and it is old news. What is needed now is good reviews on providers, establishments and what is happening in the market place daily. I refer to it as market place only in the sense that it seems better to make it sound like a commodity since it is a money making business. Most of the owners I knew and working girls or going to be gone for about a year or more. That means I need to go back out and start getting known again. This will then bring back good reviews since I have not really reviewed on any new commodities in a year. reviews will soon be coming in again. Go out and find a good commodity and see how it performs.

 

[Hong Kong Mike]

Believe it or not, I actually have asked an AMP girl, on many occasions, where she lived (as well as where she 'was from'). This was usually in response to her asking the same question of me. In some cases, the girl drove a fair distance (say, from Rockville to work in a Virginia AMP), while in other cases the girl lived close by (relatively speaking). And, in some few cases that I've encountered (your findings are apparently different), the girl was actually living at the AMP. In all cases, though, I never got the impression that any of the girls owned a home or apartment, but instead were renting for longer or shorter periods of time, or possibly even renting a room with some other non-AMP girls who were either aware or unaware of the AMP girl's occupation. There's a lot of options in regard to where an AMP girl lives.

I still maintain that lower rent prices, being generally cheaper in the outer metro regions, explains the preponderence of younger girls at AMPs in those regions. It may not fully explain it, but I'd wager it explains it in part. As for the propensity for AMPs closer in to have older gals, rent again plays a large part in that, IMO. But, the (presumed) reliability of older gals might also be a factor. In any respect, I entirely reject the simplistic notion that AMPs close to DC have older gals simply because we've somehow "given up" demanding "better" and that we've capitulated to some dire plot to foist older women on an area that has one of the highest per capita incomes and, thus, disposable liesure budgets in the country. But, until we conduct a scientific survey and control for various factors, we're just tossing around opinions. But it is, like Lex said, an interesting point of inquiry.

R::R

 

[Lovelyn]

I agree the guy's post is crap, and that nobody would be announcing himself as INS anymore, and instead as ICE. But I wouldn't put it past any LEs to threaten the establishments with things that are not usually part of the responsibilities of their agencies, like ICE agents, for example, showing up to ask for business permits. It's not like the mamasans would really know any difference. To them, LE is LE, regardless of why the LE is showing up.

 

[Nekomimi 13]

Allow me to erase this place off the chalk board.

I had an idea the other day (yeah. Scary I know).

We should come up with some type of card, maybe just colored with maybe green or blue and maybe one stripe for HJ, two stripes for BJ, on and on. Presented with a tuition installment I think it might work. It would save the whining of the providers for dudes who don't want FS. Maybe throw a star on the card. Who knows.

Acceptance between all the AMPs might be tough. Plus the girls who don't speak english. Just an idea.

No speaking at all for simplicity. Maybe presented with the house fee to mamasan. She knows and can send in the girl that's good at whatever the monger is into that day.

It's designed to keep both parties happy.

Cabbie!

 

[Maev]

I have two gals that will BBBJ, but they have both known me as a customer for a long time, know I tip well, and get along with me. CIM is rare.

Two girls want 2X $ across the board. Money talks and they will usually accomodate once the financials are negotiated. Girl on girl action during the session is pretty much unheard of.

BBFS is just insane on so many levels. Seriously.

 

[kitty tabitha needs a hug]

Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?

 

[renaisance festival]

I will be in town in come Feb and looking forward to it. Been to GHS twice and liked it. I was set back. 6 with a non-solicited. 2 tip. Would I be under compensating at the same rate? (TS & CBJ)

I see there's a lot of talk about the Mist; Is GHS still open or still good?

As to "A john" post in November. Cops aren't dumb dude, If I can figure out the slang, they can too. It was relayed to me by a reliable and knowledgeable source, off duty LE visit also. They can care less what goes on; they have better things to do.

Well, I look forward to the trip.

 

[txluciouslips]

Is this place still open? I know they moved but is the "new" location still open? I have not been there for awhile!

Thanx

 

[XshadyX]

Over the years I've "ran into" a few.

On 2 occasions my timing was seconds off. About 10-15 seconds behind someone else ringing the bell at which time I continued but just took my time up the stairs so he could be situated into a room without either of us having to "meet". I got the luck of the draw both times as the girl turned out to be great. This was at M 3rd floor. I know what you guys say but there was a short, enhanced c/d, short-haired, curvy woman there that was just great. Really upbeat. Don't know where she is now but wouldn't mind knowing.

On the other hand, I've seen guys quickly follow me in and stand there like they're waiting for a bus ticket. Weird.

Also, I have had others come out on my way in and say "Don't bother. The girls aren't worth it." or nothing at all. All in all, everyone seemed to be decent.

However, once there was a commotion while I was in my room. A guy was screaming with Mamasan or the masseuse and a door got slammed and kicked a couple times. Grabbed my jeans and went out as did 2 other guys (one was just using the restroom). After we came out it stopped. Us three looked at each other with a "Whatever" look and went back to our respective rooms. This was day time. Maybe a SO.

Boy I get all the fun. Little concerned, though, with the nonchalant attitude.

Another note: Why doesn't M 3rd floor get reviews? Whenever I was bar-hopping or passing there were always guys going in. Day or night. Even when I went there the doorbell rang. This was before the 2nd floor opened. Couldn't tell you now.

 

[Hey you]

You are my all time favorite. There. I said it. Let us know when you come back into town.

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[Monique Y]

Swung by Paridise an drew a little Honey.

A deffinate 9 across the board. Everything was enjoyable, from the TS and massage to the finish. Will repeat on my next long lunch break.

Also, Full lips for DATY as an added bonus.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Not sure if your being sarcastic or not but which CoCo? The one from my review a few weeks back, or the two 'imposters'(?) I experienced Tuesday....?

Either way, i don't have ANY pics of any AMP girls. The CoCo i had a few weeks back just happened to resemble the girl i ran across on the pics forum (only older looking), so i posted it as a reference because reviews of her after my initial visit had described her as a spinner, and she's anything but that. For all those interested, she's built pretty muscular kinda like 'Susie' was from CHPC. Check out my one and only CHPC review for my description of Susie- body wise, they are pretty much the same

I thought it was an AMP no-no to go in there with your camera phone and snap away. I wonder if a few extra jacksons might make persuade them otherwise?

Hahaha!

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Little Lyn]

SH,

I stand corrected. However what I was trying to say is that our defense of the AMP girls and our objection to what some folks are doing and saying is not necessarily dependent upon having an emotional attachment to a particular AMP girl. It's more of an issue of our humanity.

Best of luck to you and yours.

LexLuther

 

[stargazer (lost in space)]

Anyone have new reviews on them? They even open?

I was in the area tonight and they looked dark, but it was hard to tell. There was enough LE presence nearby that I felt smarter bailing.

PM if necessary. I've been dormant for a bit on mongering, so unfortunately I don't have much else to review.