Massage Parlor Reports

[tfoley5000]

I've had some bad yellow fever the past few weeks, and this time went took a trip to Rhode Island for a change of pace. Met up with Jenny. .5 for 1/2 hour option, but 1. 3 for FS. Didn't have the best attitude until the show was over. Decent massage.

 

[W Y]

Seems as though the good krakhid Mayor is has upped his post count (12) with another insignificant post. With 13 more Lucky posts, you'll be a Sr Member !
May your next 13 contain something of real worth, value, or effect. In other words; can we get a substantial post from you?

"These ads are treasured memories; exactly how they appeared in the Yellow pages!"

 

[gina c]

Not to mention the many awesome Asian girls who have skipped out of the Dallas AMP scene and are working as independents now.

 

[Chigirl]

What the Fuck Balto? Does KJ know you have his password? Put the real Baltimonger back on the board.

Since when has a pimp giving you shit on a well-lit sidewalk when you already know the score ever phased you. Really, who are you?

His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150....​

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Or you could step thru those Royal doors, get a shower, massage and full service in comfortable clean surroundings, while being attended to by a woman who is among the top 20% of women alive as far as beauty, but it will cost you $160.​

We have had these value for the dollar discussions, and Robie, my main rival in these discussions, will be reading this for sure... So he need not break radio silence, his argument would fail if you paid $150 for the service. At $20, your argument does make a lot of sense...

LL

 

[Halo]

No not that Nana from 14K/Gold/Supra. This is the Nana of Green the one who is a little bit older and has a birthmark on her breast.

 

[Shay ley ley]

Your other two BBBJCIM, did you at least ask first?

And i've never really gotten one..has anyone else? I thought it was kinda a no-no in AMP's...i guess if you offer way above the standard fee, anythings possible.


Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Fearless]

And, I'm quite sure LL, that you and others have had some JJ sloppies. You're Welcome!

Glad to see you're still around Mr. LL. You're always welcome to pop in...well, after I've been there first of course... LOL

If you still have my email LL, drop me a line.

 

[AshRay]

Two in a ROW!

Another great start for the board quoted below. Welcome to both our newbies, thanks for de-cloaking!!!

LL

 

[mrswinabeouf]

Saw Coco@Sky. She was much better than when I saw her before. Very good attitude although she is in a hurry.

 

[Just To Me]

You guys are really going over board with the 'dream angle' aren't you..?

Mr.Snipes aka G13

 

[Miss*Bat]

Thats right Junky! I'm' a rookie =) I just did a drive by to see where the place was, and thought there might be some asian parlor sign or something. Got a little freaked out when I saw a huge line outside some restaurant, thought maybe I'd have to push past those peeps to find it, " uh, excuse me. Trying to get to the AMP, duh. " I'm already a rookie, I don't want to be a jackass.

I'm sure I'll find it when I trek on foot, and have a sweet ol' time. I'll let ya'll know!

 

[CaliBlondi7]

Thanks, Loop. 'preciate it. N2, I agree, lets move on. I won't come back at you, although I am itching to.

Lets get back to what this forum's for. reviewing!

Selah!

 

[Melody E]

The new countries in the Visa Waiver program (starting in 1/09 I think) are: Czech Republic, Estonia, Latvia, Slovakia, Lithuania, Hungary, Malta, and South Korea. Hopefully DC gets flooded with AMP (and non-AMP) providers from these countries.

 

[PCTAF]

Thirsty thursday...and some other fun.

I decided I had yellow fever and needed a ride. After a nice steak dinner and some good wine, I was off to the green mile. Arrived around 10 P. Rang and didn't get an answer. As I was walking away, mama called to me back.

She was happy to see me and I was ushered into room #3.

I met Julie, a thicker girl and very nice rack.

Shower was good, and we talked about a bunch of different things.

Back in the room, I got a very good (albeit strong) massage. Worked me all over and I was totally relaxed. She used a little lotion and it worked well.

Next, she's talking into the mic and we're off to the races. She sits and does a little spin, next we're talking missionary and finally walking the dog. She was tight and wet. Awesome! Next we talked a bit and I had her giggling all the time. She's about the most fun around...plain and simple. Coochie has a little bush but it's nice and clean. I would highly recommend.

Cabbie!

 

[Pompal 09.]

I paid a visit on Thursday afternoon. I hadn't been there in a while. I had been in monger Nirvana -- Germany -- for a few weeks and decided to try the old stand-by. (More on the ISG site about Germany.)

It was a very hot day and Paula had the screen door open when I got there. She was looking fine -- wearing a beige-colored loose outfit and no bra! WHOA!

I had to cool my heels for about 20 minutes. I soon met Yumi -- probably early 40s, average height, store-bought C's and a slim athletic frame overall. Nothing spectacular, just another quality product from Paula and her staff.

On the way out, Paula gave me a permanent coupon for $10 off the new house fee.

Be safe -- Max

 

[RoadRunner]

Staying in Bethesda, Maryland with no transportation so can anybody hook me up with some nice intel on a AMP. I'll gladly return the favor if you're ever in San Diego

 

[Arron]

I am new, but is 1333 red door is Supra right? I have been to Supra a few weeks back, but did not run into koko. There were only 3 girls there and only 1 is doable for me. Do you know when does koko works?

I don't remember the doable name, but she had curley blond hair and trim bush. She told me I should get it trim too cause she doesnt like to go down on men untrim.

Thanks

 

[spazmo]

She smokes so I am not interested anyway.

JJ

 

[sassy k]

Alright, so I'm throwing myself at the mercy and ridicule of the seniors here. In return for all the wisdom & knowledge I deciphered by RTFF (although not all the way back to 2001 as someone suggested), I submit the following intel:

I visited Young/Venus this morning around 11:30 am and found it to be still open. I was asked by a middle-age mamasan (?) at the door whether I'd been there before. To paraphrase others "I RTFF and dropped a few names." Turns out the name I found from Dec '06 was rather old but the mamasan's familiarity indicated that (1) they've been open since last Dec. and (2) she's been there for sometime. I was brought into room next to the shower (apparently the best location according to other posters) and asked how long I wanted to stay. I handed her a .6 and an extra .2 tip (does tipping extra really pay off? She first refused but then took it).

The atmosphere wasn't too shabby. Two high heel zebra-print chairs in the waiting room. No visible leaks, rats, or stuff. Seemed comfortable enough. I didn't ask to see who was available, mamasan just brought me the the "new and young girl." I'm not certain how many girls were available this morning but I heard at least 2 doorbells so my guess is anywhere between 1 and 3.

Mamasan introduced me to Bebe (5'7", probably a size 4 to 6, long black hair, approx. early-30s to mid-30s underneath all the makeup, english below average but enough to get by). Mamasan asked if I approved and I had nothing to complain about. As this was my first AMP in DC (and first since '04) I wasn't exactly in step. The TS was adequate but notably un-rushed. As a reminder, I surmise that the relaxed pace resulted from the lack of outside activity so YVMV depending on traffic. From what I gathered, this was a new Kgirl recently shipped in from NYC-Manhattan. Just got here Monday. I'm not sure if they've got an entire new crew or not but since none of the names I mentioned were around, they could be all gone.

The massage was very relaxing. She didn't apply too much pressure but enough to hit some sore spots. From what I gathered from previous posts, $ should be sufficient but she asked for $.4. I've never been good w/ numbers but we managed to settle on $.2. I can't find an abbreviation for this but she started by first kissing all over, a little AR, CBJ, followed by CG. Overall, she was a fun Kgirl. Laughed and smiled, ended w/ a slight GFE (specifically, she laid across on top of me and chatted a little). I don't care if her playful banter was fake, it was enthusastic enough for me. She wouldn't let me DATY and I didn't attempt to FIV but she entertained the idea that she'd let me next time. Total time was approx. 50 - 60 minutes. Oh yeah, got another back rub while sitting up at the end.

I'd go back to her in a heartbeat. Further inquiries may be PM. I'd like to thank all the seniors for their insight. It certainly made my first visit "seem" like a regular.

Don't know what the VIP cards are ... but I don' think Venus/Young's has them.

Face – 7.5
Body – 8.5
Massage - 8
Service – 8
Attitude - 8.5

 

[Peter L]

Huh? What do you mean by 'std donation'?