Kelly's Chinese Massage in Marda Loop on 33rd St SW

[Unregistered]

Not 20 but 80 . Had someone been honest in his description of
kelly and her inability to give a decent massage I would've saved
80 not 20 you moron. I would've also saved an hour of my life
to do something more enjoyable, such as anything else.

 

[Unregistered]

Kelly

yesterday i went there and she give me really nice massage, and the we had sex, but i don't know why doesn't even want me to see, then after sex, i took a shower and i saw blood, then i finally know that she give me sex when she has period!

 

[Unregistered]

Fantasy Island was cancelled years ago. Get over it and get off the island, plonker.

 

[Unregistered]

Kelly is a massage therapist who gives a very good therapeutic massage aimed at healing you. She does not do any "extras" . Look in the back section of the Sun under Adult Massage-chances are pretty good you'll find what you're looking for there. To the original poster, if you want to beg for a HE only to be turned down, I'll see if I can dig up my ex-wifes phone# for you.

 

[Unregistered]

If that describes your ex wife I no longer wonder why
you find Kelly any good. Even the girls in the Sun can
give a better therapeutic deep tissue massage than Kelly.

 

[Old Dude]

If that describes your ex wife I no longer wonder why
you find Kelly any good. Even the girls in the Sun can
give a better therapeutic deep tissue massage than Kelly.

I went to Kelly for a therapeutic deep tissue massage, she did an excellent job, and I would return if need be.

 

[Unregistered]

Anybody been to able lately? Not much out there on this place. I've seen joanna but am interested inLinda for the dirty talk. Thanks

 

[Unregistered]

Joanna has gone west to beautiful BC, so there is only that awful girl Anna and potty-mouthed Linda.

 

[Unregistered]

I went to Kelly's a couple of weeks ago. I had pain in my lower back and legs. I had 3 sessions prior to this one at another place, no complaints there, but everything was more generic and the progress was slow. Kelly suggested cupping on my back combined with a deep tissue massage on my legs. Cupping was excellent and my back doesn't hurt anymore. I went back the following week, the muscles on my legs still need work but I've had a huge improvement. Kelly is very pleasant, speaks good English and works very hard. Her technique is very purposeful, I really felt she knew exactly what to do and where to do it. She is able to dig right in exactly where it's needed. Of course this type of massage does hurt and leaves yous sore for a day or two, that's how it's supposed to work. If you are looking for serious relief from muscle injuries, this is the place to go. This is where I'm going from now on. The whole experience was very pleasant, the surroundings, the music, the massage table was very comfortable. I haven't tried a relaxation massage, perhaps some day when I'm completely fixed. I am recommending Kelly to all my friends.

 

[Unregistered]

What a BORING review!

I'm going back to the Trish thread where I can read messages from the guy who is from LA but cannot spell it. LOL!

 

[Unregistered]

LMAO, WHAT A DUMP ASS

 

[Unregistered]

Ah yes, the soap opera Trish - I think Trish enjoys her new found life as a celebrity in Massage Planet. I appreciate all of the views on Kelly.

 

[Unregistered]

Went to see Kelly, and the experience was pretty good. I entered a very clean reception area, and noticed a petit Asian woman around 45 years old, spot cleaning the floor, the place was very clean. She greater me, and showed me to the room. Once in the room, she told me to remove all of my clothing and underwear, and lie down on the table. She left the room and as I was going to lie down on the table I noticed that there was no draping towel offered...so I laid on my stomach umdraped. She entered the room and adjusted my legs apart a little. As she massaged my legs and ass I became erect, and she did not notice, or tease. When it was time to flip, she had a towel at the ready and covered me. As i was doing the flip I adjusted my package so it was pointing toward my feet, as I just had a semi at that point. She began thigh work, and I became erect and ended up coming right out of the towel. She carried on for 15 seconds with it just hanging out...and then covered me up again. The massage was VERY deep, and overall a very good experience. It would appear the HE isn't on the menu here.. Can anyone contribute something more that would shed some light?

 

[Unregistered]

Do they give receipts for regular massages?