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[cupcrazy]

Where's the Corona?

it is under quarantine

 

[cupcrazy]

QUESTION? IF A WOMAN SELLS HER PUSSY SO HER KIDS CAN EAT IS SHE A "HOE" OR A "PROVIDER"?
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[cupcrazy]

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[snoopdoggie]

QUESTION? IF A WOMAN SELLS HER PUSSY SO HER KIDS CAN EAT IS SHE A "HOE" OR A "PROVIDER"?
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Ha ha ha ha. That's a great question.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

 

[snoopdoggie]

What happens when a midget runs through a woman's legs?

He gets a clit on the ear and a flap across the face.

 

[hangul99]

A little boy is hiding in his mom's bedroom closet as she cheats on his father. The boy's father comes home from work early and the man goes to hide in the closet.
The boy says to the man, "Boy, sure is dark in here." To which the man replies, "Yeah, sure is, now be quiet" trying to keep the boy from drawing attention to the closet. "Do you like my baseball glove?" Asks the boy. "Yeah, great glove. Now be quiet" replies the man. "If you think it's a great glove, you should buy it off me" says the boy. "I'm not interested in the glove, now shut up," replies the man. "How about you give me $50 for it," requests the boy. "Here's $50, now shut up," orders the man. The father leaves the house and the man is able to run out of the house.
The next day, the boy is hiding in the closet while his mom cheats on his father. His father comes home from work early and the man goes to hide in the closet. "Boy, sure is dark in here," says the boy. "Yeah, sure is, now keep quiet," demands the man. "Hey you like my bat?" asks the boy. Knowing better this time around, the man asks, "How much for the bat and for you to keep quiet?" "$150," the boy responds. The man gives the boy $150 dollars, the dad goes into the backyard, and the man is able to run out of the house.
The next day, the boy's dad comes home from work and wants to play ball with his son. The boy responds by saying that he sold his glove and bat for $200. The dad gets mad that the boy has taken advantage of his friends by selling them his glove and bat for such a high amount. He takes the boy to church to confess his sins.
The boy enters the confession booth and says, "Boy, sure is dark in here," and the priest immediately responds, "Don't you start that shit with me again."

 

[BigDare88]

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Seems like those gay cops are getting a big kick out of his jacket.

Why is one cop wearing different coloured pants from the other cop?

 

[cupcrazy]

Seems like those gay cops are getting a big kick out of his jacket.

Why is one cop wearing different coloured pants from the other cop?

one is wearing winter uniform and the other is wearing summer uniform. They may be from different jurisdiction. Technically the OPP can still pull up off the roads if the pursue started on the highway.

 

[Nanziqi]

One guy is at the conference room where some doctors are giving updates on the Covid 19,he stand up and he said "can I ask something ? We are told all the time that we have to wash our hands,and I am desperate to take a shower.
Can I do that? Or I have to keep just washing the hands?

 

[snoopdoggie]

One guy is at the conference room where some doctors are giving updates on the Covid 19,he stand up and he said "can I ask something ? We are told all the time that we have to wash our hands,and I am desperate to take a shower.
Can I do that? Or I have to keep just washing the hands?

Ha ha ha ha . Did this really happen? I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[cupcrazy]

A bit late. Better late than never.

 

[snoopdoggie]

A bit late. Better late than never.

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I didn't know anything about this. Why wasn't it advertised?

 

[cupcrazy]

Pretty sure most of you have seen this ad before.

 

[cupcrazy]

It is suppose to say Jana. If you read the word from behind, it spells out Anal

 

[cupcrazy]

WTF was the artist thinking?

 

[OG_funguy]

 

[OG_funguy]