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[Cucumber_Of_Doom]

What type of advice would you give a guy coming to see you at work?
Also have you ever been arrested or gone nude in public?
Have you ever refused service to someone because you did not like what you saw?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

What type of advice would you give a guy coming to see you at work?
Also have you ever been arrested or gone nude in public?
Have you ever refused service to someone because you did not like what you saw?

Shower thoroughly. EVERYTHING. Scrubbing your crotch for 3.2 seconds is not good enough. Use mouthwash, and I don't mean just swish it around. Gargle in the back of your throat, rinse, repeat, several times if you are a cigarette smoker. My one consistent complaint is bad hygiene. I'm going to get crass but B/O, unwashed ass and moldy dick cheese is a surefire way to ensure you get a bad session and it's way more common than you think. We care way less about you being fat, ugly, awkward etc - if your hygiene is good, you're way ahead.
Don't come in with stubble - it hurts.
Be polite.
No means no.
Don't come in fucked up on substances. For those of us who are not totally numb, it makes us nervous.
Asking is always good, even if it's something you know we are supposed to do - it puts us at ease. I had one client who saw me weekly who always asked if he could massage me, if he could play with me, etc etc - of course the answers would be yes, but it made me so much more comfortable for him to take a moment and ask.
Always start as gently as possible, adding more pressure gradually.
Never go in dry, don't touch anything dry.
Don't do anything just because you think you're supposed to. It's very common for men to touch us thinking we require them to get us off - we don't. This is about you. And usually the men that do this go about it the wrong way (immediately pinching/twisting nipples, aggressively rubbing clitoris with no lubricant - these are painful things that will result in a bad session, a bad attitude, and in some cases, we will not see you again and you may even be blacklisted, depending on how rough you are).

I have been nude in public several times and have never been arrested for it.

I have never refused service based on appearance - my spa mandates a shower before the start of the session. If they are still nasty, I will make them take a second shower and that will eat into our session time. If they refuse, I will leave. The only times I have left the session is for hygiene, aggressive behavior, or inappropriate requests. I will try to come to an agreement before leaving but sometimes you just can't win. I have walked out on a session twice. I have had a client walk out on me twice.

 

[gcoogieben]

Hmm... I don't have set fetishes or fantasies. My favorite kind of session is where I receive a really good real massage for about 15 minutes, and then he touches me slowly and gently - those are the ones where I always explode out of the top of my head.

Yes, I would, with the understanding that I don't have to work anymore, he will provide for me so that I can start my own business on my own timeline.

Of course - as long as everyone knows what they are getting and are satisfied with it. Tons of stories of girls marrying clients and living happily ever after. Just has to be the right fit. I have one client who has been trying to get me to marry him for a while, but he has addiction issues which is an automatic no for me in term of dating.

Starting your own business - entrepreneurship is this generations rap artist/singer/musician. The internet is the new university to learn anything. Don’t be afraid to make mistakes it’s the most sincerest form of learning and improving. Remember that cashflow is not unlimited and you’ll force your creativity to get you better results. Don’t be an island. Business is a network relationship. Treat your vendors, customers, and suppliers with respect even when things go south. You never know when you may deal with them again. And even though you might have experienced bad moments with them it’s better to not let them know it. Be your own cheerleader because everyone will give you advice. Some of it because they care. Some of it out of ego. In the end, only you will know what works for your business and its success and failure is public for all to see. Entrepreneurship is a lonely journey because no one will ever uphold the same standards as you or work as hard as you. But when you win, everyone will applaud you. The world loves winners. So win big. Why else is it worth the risks that we take? I won’t wish you good luck. Luck is for those who don’t know what they’re doing and need faith. As a fellow colleague I look forward to meeting you at your climb.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Starting your own business - entrepreneurship is this generations rap artist/singer/musician. The internet is the new university to learn anything. Don’t be afraid to make mistakes it’s the most sincerest form of learning and improving. Remember that cashflow is not unlimited and you’ll force your creativity to get you better results. Don’t be an island. Business is a network relationship. Treat your vendors, customers, and suppliers with respect even when things go south. You never know when you may deal with them again. And even though you might have experienced bad moments with them it’s better to not let them know it. Be your own cheerleader because everyone will give you advice. Some of it because they care. Some of it out of ego. In the end, only you will know what works for your business and its success and failure is public for all to see. Entrepreneurship is a lonely journey because no one will ever uphold the same standards as you or work as hard as you. But when you win, everyone will applaud you. The world loves winners. So win big. Why else is it worth the risks that we take? I won’t wish you good luck. Luck is for those who don’t know what they’re doing and need faith. As a fellow colleague I look forward to meeting you at your climb.

Sage advice. Thank you.

 

[Asslvr7777]

Unlike other MPAs that have come on here you've answered questions clearly explaining your rationale extensively without any defensiveness.

You have succeeded where others have failed.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Unlike other MPAs that have come on here you've answered questions clearly explaining your rationale extensively without any defensiveness.

You have succeeded where others have failed.

Was I treated any differently from the start?

 

[Asslvr7777]

Was I treated any differently from the start?

I think we were all happy to be in the presence of a female (hopefully?!? -but the logical discourse has me highly skeptical) even if its only chat.

lol.

I think you introduced yourself very well and its was a neutral starting point.

In the past I believe that the initiation of discussion from the MpA was always to either prove a point, defend sexwork, or try to put some of our keyboard heroes in their place. All of the above transformed this forum into a shitshow circus with all the bad actors that you could stomach.

Due to the level of disclosure of events during the massage sessions described in the reviews, this forum often tiptoes on the line of good taste and decency. Usual debate ensues.

 

[musashimoto]

Do you observe any racial stereotypes about your customers?
Are your customers mainly old or young?
what was your most memorable good session?
what was your most memorable bad session?

 

[Paige.Fan]

Jamie perla

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

Favourite music, book, food, activities?

 

[EndingHappy]

Surprised nobody's asked this yet:

How much do you make per hour and per year, and what are your taxes like?

 

[Deleted member 76631]

Of course, nothing that would reveal my identity but other than that, fire away. I'm just as bored as you are.

So many questions for you -

1. Do you have many black clients, would you say black men typically are more well endowed than your other clients?

2. How big is too big? Have you had to refuse service because of endowment? How often do you see huge ones, or are most guys just average?

3. What's the age range like? Do you get many guys under 30? Are most middle aged?

4. Ever had a run in with law enforcement? Do you have any clients who are cops?

5. How often are you physically attracted to a client? What's the body part you're most attracted to?

 

[asiabuffet]

I was about to ask the same thing about racial stereotypes. Not trying to say anyone is racist, but based on your observations and likes (clean shaven, no stubble, good hygiene, polite and non aggressive) do you find a particular race or demographic who checks these boxes more than others? What’s you favourite age group of clients also? Thanks.

 

[Back in Toronto]

Not my decision to make working in a spa. Discussing their family makes me deeply uncomfortable and I request that we not talk about it. If they are looking for someone to vent to about their family life, I am not the right girl.

I understand that. When I'm in a session and the MPA asks about my children, my erection disappears and the rest of the session is just a massage, which I can't wait to end.

I guess some people have boundary issues. More training is needed than just the physical aspects of client/MPA interaction.

 

[Back in Toronto]

She's giving some great answers and insight so for the love of God don't scare her off like the previous ones. Some of you dolts are getting close with the boyfriend, incall and pleading for identity nonsense.

Obvious LOSERS with no life and no experience on how to interact with a female. Sad really.

 

[TheWhiteShadow]

Of course, nothing that would reveal my identity but other than that, fire away. I'm just as bored as you are.

Thoughts on a hard working, middle aged slightly fit, guy with a great sense of humour, and easy going relaxed personality. Asking for a friend

 

[cupcrazy]

Do you mpas work while on your period just like the porn stars where they shove a sponge into their pussy and continue?

 

[felixami]

I don't need to be a teacher to pass judgement.

Gotcha. No denial. You're a teacher. Lol.

 

[pman]

Of course, nothing that would reveal my identity but other than that, fire away. I'm just as bored as you are.

Nice move, dear. Respect your creativity.
✌

 

[Ursus]

My Question:

Do most MPAs realize that by not working out, they are losing a ton of money in potential earnings?

So many MPAs are fat, lazy and ugly. If they worked out, they would look better and earn more money.

Why do so few of them exercise?