banging the maid is always a topic of discussion when I am on tour with my friends, but has not happened yet. One great story from my first tour is the VIP check-in on the 27th floor of the Landmark hotel in BKK. I am fresh off the plane, just had my first soapy at cupid, and I'm thinking I hit the lottery! Anyway the girl who checked us in (Fawn) was cute and very friendly and made sure to show us our rooms and we were hitting it off, so I pulled up a chair for her and closed the door and we were talking and flirting for about 15-20 minutes. I was trying to close the deal asking her what she was doing after she got off work at 22:00, but she was being very proffesional and wasn't going to bite so I let her go. So later that night after I picked up my very 1st LT (a hot 20yo) and finished knocking it out laying there in the afterglow like a kid in a candy store, asleep for about an hour, the phone rings around 02:30. I am sure it is my friend so I pick it up and it is Fawn! "hello?" hi, it's me Fawn. "hi, what's up?"(my girl stirs and mumbles something in thai) .............do you have a girl there??!! "yes" oh no!!! oh no!!! click. So that was my close call almost landing the VIP reception girl at the Landmark!