Funniest Excuses from SPs

[ButtersRules]

What floor were you on???

 

[purplepolkadotsrules007]

Ok that it is way worse. I was terrified she was going to make a scene but fortunately she went relatively quite.

 

[Tango & Amber]

One day one SP told me this " You look alot like my dad, thats why I cant continue to session " I know its not funny but she told me this after taking the donation!!

 

[Drizzy24]

One time, I had a woman come to my place and she's very attractive, but she says. We have exactly 1 hour starting now or I can't stay. I ask why? She says, "My dad is waiting, with my two sisters in the car, and we have to be in Burlington 30 minutes after I leave here. I laughed my ass off, and said, "Call your daddy, I want to chat with him." She does, "I said hi dad, how much for all 3 of your daughters for 3/4 hours?" Donation agreed upon, and they other lovely ladies knocked on my door. No bullshit, Three 22 year old identical triplets!

 

[Mommy to 3]

HOF, can you please PM me their phone number ?

 

[Soul Doctor]

LMAO, A4O, I like you, but not much! LOL. No BS, they really are sisters and they attend guelph university for at least one more year.

 

[iGo Hard!]

Dont be an A**!~ and give me their number! Guelph? Even better

 

[craftypaddy]

One of the craziest chicks I saw ages ago wouldn't give a bbbj because she said 'I don't know you that well', then about 1 mintue passes, and she has me lying on my back, lifting my legs over my head licking the crack of my ass and eating out my asshole. Go figure