Hi brudders!
Don't be misled by the title. No, I'm not saying about bringing/ consuming liquor in this spa. What I mean is that chick by the name of Brandy. "Chick" might sound degrading but guys, can u think of any alternatives which sound better?
Ok, as usual, my Review starts with abit of nonsense, abit of intro, which my Secondary School teacher stressed on while writing an essay. As promised to Bikkin (also known as Bik), my fellow cheonger who has refused to post any Review due to his fear of colourful description inferiority, here it is, a long-winded Review on my 2nd trip to Executive Spa.
What was supposed to be a dinner only with Bikkin turned out more than anticipated. We had dinner at a no-credit-card-payment restaurant along Liang Seah Street (behind Bugis Junction). Bikkin would prefer a dip in a hot pool, while I fancied just a good massage around my strained neck. We were unsure if we should stretch our wallet and pay a trip to Executive.
However after seeing so many hot babes around, we made up our mind to go down to see the hot chicks there. We dare not venture to Dragon or Leisure as we have phobia of unfamiliar places. Off we took out cash Reviewom ATM, hopped into a taxi and off we went to Marina South, my 2nd trip to Exec Spa.
Time reached Exec Apa: 2125hours
The recept was busy with 2 aunties and that cute chick. One of the aunties greeted us, in their mind must be thinking "another 2 'hao se gia' come to boost their puberty!" After signing on the guests book, I was mumbling to Bikkin if I should get an Ang Pai. The auntie overheard and asked if I had any chick in mind. I replied Brandy, as I have read Reviews on her and the name sounds exotic and drunk. I was told to wait unti 2215.
Why not? It's worth waiting, I told myself. So we bathed, dipped into the hot pool. Tried the cold pool, and one Chinaman(must be rich to be coming here) came and remarked in English how possibly could I get into the icy cold water. In my mind, I was responding "kanina, so kaypoh for what?" Anyway, the hot and cold pool smelled filty. I even saw a few streaks of pubic hair floating by. Eh...ok...don't put u brudders off.
After drying, waited in the lounge, drank ice-tea and watched TV. Bikkin was called away to the room at 2215 hours, while I was ushered 5 minutes later to room 19. Waited 5 minutes before the knock on the door and a chick popped in!
Verified her named and yes, she was the liquor I'm looking for. Looks not really stunning and body not exactly curvy as concealed by her clothes. However, she has a sexy voice. The massage was good enough to warrant a rating of 8/10, however could have paid more attention to the neck area. Quite chatty, which I think is good. However, popped up the elusive question out of the blue.
Told me it would be S$150 (she knew it was my 2nd trip and tried to 'sian' me), but told her straight into her face not to lie and S$120 should be the standard fee. I asked her what's the difference in the S$30 extra, and she was lost for words, and finally in the end said there's not much difference. haha....kua wa ho pian???
Funny....this time she did not disappear Reviewom the room. Instead she dimmed the lights. Took off her clothes revealing a body that left more to be desired. She does not have a toned-up body, in fact I noticed a slight paunch. Confirmed once again that she does not possess a stunning face, however once her clothes were off, a CFM face was derived. Haha...
Asked me to lie on my Reviewont, while she proceeded to lick Reviewom my back, to my butt and to my feet. Her BM was quite good except her moans sounded like Mandarin dubbed over a HK Cantonese serial, i.e. so fake. Did a short AR which was not out of this world. When I flipped over, she did the SOP Reviewom my nip to my feet. Licked my bollocks before proceeding to BJ me with cap on. Was amazed by the ability to slip on the condom to my dick in a matter of seconds with her mouth.
The BJ was slurpy slurp slurp, but nothing to shout about. Allowed me to touch her soft tits. While she performed a 69, realised that her body is too short for my tongue to stimulate her pussy, so I fingered her instead. Felt wet but must be the KY (not affiliated with LKY) she have applied beforehand.
Asked me whether I would like to pump her, and I replied I preferred her doing the work first. So she rode on me, quite vigorously and with different rhythms, at the same time trying to stimulate my balls with her fingers. Maybe she's trying to reach my anus! Haha...
Then it was my turn, so I faked as if I was going for missionary, and before she could ly on her back, I shafted into her the bitch style. She was moaning more genuinely this time. Took off my dick and asked her to ly before I drilled her missionary. This was the best part, she held my butt to pump her harder and quicker, which I responded till fireworks.
Pumped her some more before my Reviewailing shaft screamed stop. She took off the cap for me, asked me to rest first while she went to rinse her mouth and shower. So as usual, I just bathed (felt a pain on my left knee and realised an abrasion because of contact with the carpet while performing the doggy style), put on my robes, went to the locker, took the $$$, went back to room, and paid her. Session ended @ 2315.
The ratings: -
Name: Brandy
Age: 23
Reviewom: KL
Vital Statistics: Approx. 33B-25-35
Height: Average
Looks: 7/10 (Nice eyeliner)
Massage: 8/10 (Really good)
BM: 7/10
AR: 7/10
BJ:7/10
HJ: N.A.
FJ: 7/10
Price: S$120 (Excluding $56)
Met Bikkin at the lounge and he told me his chick was good, although he only had BM. The name is Michelle and according to Bikkin, she is wild with a CFM look!!! Hmmm...must try next time.
So we paid up @ the recept and I have to admit the cute receptionist looks very appealing too in her white cleavage-revealing blouse. Saw a few chicks and Pepsi (or Patsy), and yes Pepsi has a attitude face although she has a well-endowed chest. So we left at 2330.
Left Marina South in a cab and headed to GL for supper at the famous 24hours you zha kuey shop. After that, went for strolls along the Lorongs and realised that they were so colourful with all the neon lights and the international FLs, Reviewom Indo to Da Lu to Causeway Cousins. We were fascinated by the beauty of the Thai pros in those dens but were not so eager to try any.
Yes, Chinatown was filled with lots of Da Lu chicks, and yes we were tempted by few of them, but reReviewained due to dick-fatigue, hygiene-conscious, poor service (after so many complaints in this forum), no knowledge of Ang Pai, wallet overstretched and late hour, we decided to give them a miss and came home.
So here I am completing this Review, which I hope will contribute more in future. Back to slumberland.....
Maybe should do some research and visit Dragon and Leisure.
Sampai jumpa