dance bars in navi mumbai

[inder007]

With very low traffic in forum these days, don't think I need to add statutory warnings anymore.. For the new members, cautionary note, my posts are very random and don't add any new info !!

It had been nearly 5 months since my last visit , which was not an exciting trip due to LE activites, bar closing by 9.30, not enough girls, big increase in alcohol cost,but as saying goes, a monger is for life, so grabbed the first opportunity to visit NM.

Other than bar opening hours all other issues from last visit still exists ! Yet, it was exciting and satisfying trip as had chance to meet Bond, AlwaysAshwin, LK69, Anna, Mayur, Mark, ILTM, Devil, and first time PC as well. True patrons of the art !!

Started day one with usual queens visit. I was the first customer, only 2 girls (1 girl and 1 woman pretending to be a girl) were there due to miladunnabi celebration. System has changed, you need to pay upfront at the counter for service as well. Charged 4K, 2K counter and 2K for FS. Counter charges , 30% inflation ! Paid up for Riya. Girl must have read Queens standard operating procedure manual very well, as received all the service you would expect from queens masseuse !! She was bit surprised that I refused DFK, told her about being uncomfortable knowing that that tongue would have explored some dark holes ! Deed done in sprint fashion, shower, dress, tip, exit.

Taking Inder's lead, Queens Funometer - 6/10.

We went to Mayur around 5, first floor, inner room. Not many had turned up,, usual Mayur stuff, released my built up groping urge with few who sat with us, witnessed few dental check-ups happening at few tables, with dentist using 'tong'ue effectively, was happy that things are normal !! Nothing much to write about, still my favourite place to start the evening !

Funometer - 8

Reached Deepika around 7. Big let down, only two were on floor, unable to categorise them girls or aunties, were in the cusp of going outside aunty range ! Bond joined, it was more fun bromancing with him than with available girls. After 2 beers , decided to leave, black coat brought a girl ( one with 3 butterflies tatooed on her kamar), she played her song and danced, okaish, she did give a good try, but we were not able to enjoy as there was no one else to look around ! Left by 8. Probably around 12-15 girls at this time, still not the usual volume !

Funometer - 4

Walked to RM. Not sure if the sign boards, facade, extension are all new since my last visit, if so, shows signs of prosperity! Wasn't wrong as the place was packed with both girls and patrons. Got a table to the right side of the bar and soon Ashwin joined us.
RM is probably the bar equivalent of Aldi/ Lidl supermarkets of Europe ! While a typical supermarket offers variety of choices and thereby confusing customers what to chose, like Aldi/Lidl having mostly their own brand and less choice, RM has pretty much standardised their wares. To get a job, you need to be young, rajasthani, slim, proper DB attire, even if you can't dance, try and when required, have to go for entry !! Yes, they all differ in facial features, but I am pretty sure if you mask 10 random girls and line up, it will be hard to differentiate who is who!! Ofcourse there are boobologists and Kamarists amongst us, who identify even by a small mole (yes, hole as well !), but for someone with 4eye vision like me, they all look same and most importantly, beautiful even when not drunk !! Also make me wonder, what happens to these girls when they are past the max age limit? I have seen girls move between bars, but have not come across RM girl going to Kishor or Ramesh.. probably they make good money and settle !!

Made 4-5 girls dance, scared few of them by joining them on floor, 500-1000 per song, few beers later, happy exit..


Funometer - 8

Reached Rasna around 9.30 The place, along with, boobs, hips, bums were all heaving as usual. Luckily got a table in inner room, Ashwin and MK settled with their PYTs and I with two bombs. As in size not necessarily looks.. Some heavy heaving !! One considerate patron moved so that I could sit on the stool and after an hour of intimate dances, some twirking and grinding by bombs damaging my pelvic area slightly, decided to move. Not much damage to purse though. High VFM place.

Funometer - 7

Reached Race, ran into Anna and Mayur, fresh from twirk memory, twirked for them for aaj ki raat, bastards only threw kisses and not money, so knocked their drinks and escaped !

Race is definitely good, the key issue is lighting. For every song, the disco light is on and it is very hard to make out which girl danced for what. But the place seems to be the goto place and was full on all 3 days. Very young girls, so be cautious. Unlike RM, quite a few said they cannot dance and not making effort as well, and with nearly 60-70 girls, I doubt half of them make any money. If you like pyts, and not care much about dance, this is the place. Not sure of entry score. As usual played Tyrion's playlist for an hour or so. 500-1000 per song.. Once they know you are paying, even if less given , they stand around to catch more in the net ! Made 4-5 girls dance, around 10 songs, happy exit again..

Funometer - 8


Quick dinner at Krishna, ran into LK69, asked for spa tips as alternative to queens, man rattled some 10 spa names, each with its own usp. This guy is encyclopaedia of NM spas, wish i had noted it down, unable to remember most of it now!!

Went to Sona on my own.. If like me you too wonder what happens to RM girl when they reach 30, probably they cross the road and join Sona.. what happened to this place? Wish mgmt spent as much effort on quality of girls as they did to renovate the place.. and whatever happened to OB dress code? Where are the shimmering white, dazzling shades of pastel, red wine ghagras', olive green lehengas?? It was a sea of black and mostly single piece.. Maybe patrons taste have changed. To watch aaj ki raat danced by girl in black single piece on pointed stilletos, is not my vision of OB (thankfully and grateful for that, ILTM compensated the disappointment and restored my faith on OB girls with starnight experience on last day, amazing..) ..
6 songs, 90 min and 13k later, sad exit..

Funometer - 3

Overall, fantastic trip, can't wait to return. As always, appreciation of MK goes without saying. Jai NM, Jai Maharastra !!

Regards
Basu












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Thanks Basu DA for endorsing my Funometer...... A quick way for mongers like ourselves to rate a place

 

[inder007]

Started the fun with Mayur ground floor. Looks like it is the norm of mongers here to get warmed up with Mayur. Plenty has been written on what happens in Mayur. Waiter brought a very young girl who is from Gwalior. She was good looking and absolutely new. Thought I hit a jackpot but was a big disaster. Being fresh to this business had an ever lasting grumpy face. Sweet talks like grumpy face doesn’t suit her pretty face did not work. Paying 500 up front also failed. She is new and has come here by force I think. Replaced her with a Master of SB Arts to satisfy my needs.

Girls - 1500
Drink - 1150
Tips - 200

Headed to Deepika when girls were just filling up. I am not a good dancer but can enjoy. Enjoyed the rib-tickling dances with Swati, Manisha, Reshma and one more. I enjoy the fun these girls provide and more the effort they put in. I believe this is the Chinaswamy stadium of dance bars. Mongers can score more even than Rasna. It is my personal opinion and not to hurt Rasna fans.

Girls - 2500
Drinks - 1600
Dj - 400 , 50 per song. Never give them more
Tips - 250 including the doorman

The next destination was Kings, seeing some review. This was not to my liking and exited immediately. Moved to race where I was invited by sea of girls and patrons. No excitement as our patrons were mere spectators and no one jumping into action. I decided to participate and became another spectator. Made one pyt dance and left.

Reached Bela after a mild street food dinner. Bela is not so exciting but I have my muse who moved here from heaven. It is temporary as per her due to commitments but it is two weeks now. I hate everything in Bela except this girl. Worst waiters, stewards, music system, dj and manager.

I wanted to visit heaven but with not so good experience in Bela called it quits.

Funnometer rating as Inder

Mayur - 8
Deepika - 9
Kings - 0
Race - 5
Bela - 3

Thanks .. so happy to see i have contributed to the forum

 

[Pandu123]

In Deepika.. any forum members?

 

[Basu1970]

Few DMs asking about other bars we visited in this trip, so summary below. Statutory warning still valid and applies !


Day 2

Kishore, Bhoir, RM, Race, Kings, Kapal, Ramesh

Day 3

Mayur, Rasna, Race, Starcity, Starnight

Day 4

Mayur, RM, Laila, Sai Darbar, Ramesh


Kishore - Kurukshetra of bars ! Battle was fought, philosophical discourses made, life lessons taught , all in the background of discarded tissues on floor!!

Still a pargana of bengal, probably portrait of mamta didi in make-up room, who knows maybe indian foreign affairs for Bangladesh having a small office in the back to process visa enquiries, bengali medium school...

Still has continuous feeder of new girls, who from a simple rural girl transform to a kishor professional faster than a larvae metaphors, overseen by mama-sans like anita, preeti, rani etc. on kishorifcation of new girl

Still MK finds those hidden larvaes (just on newness, not looks !!) and moulds them to butterflies..Managed to sit with a newbie with botoxified reardom. Plump..

Still has Past prime ones loitering near toilets (or whatever those two are for pissing), to catch an unsuspecting drunk to spleen some boni, outside tables filled with bored and anxious painted gieshas, once you give more than the going rate, next time force sit and mark the territory..

Still has Waiters, maybe from Udupi veg restaurant background, so fast in table service and expect similar fast drink and exit from you, else, half raised hand for another bottle every 5 min, never miss an opportunity to get double boni during shift change, always in harrassed state, and harrass customers as well..

Still patronised by white shirt local councillors, expecting reverence from everyone, 50+ like me seeking corner tables to relive the past and relieve , haggle on everything, teach newbies on how to be shameless...

Still the same stuffy, smoky, unhygienic, customer unfriendly, health hazardous place..


Still a FUN place.


Funometer - 7


My personal opinion is that any newcomer to bar scene must get baptised here atleast once !!


Bhoir - Avoid. But don't avoid the vada pav stall behind the bar or on the oppoaite lane. Over the years, like many other items, size has gone small and price have gone up, but still tastes good, a quick fix place for late evening, pre dinner peckishness..


RM -not much changed in a day, except on day 2, kaju kismis were added to snack pack, black coat acknowledging our spending has reached kaju level?!! Thats

Usual routine followed, call DJ, request song, select some girl, watch the dance along with her on the mirror, get a fake surprise expression from her when you join, spend 1k on song and for next one, get pulled by herself to the floor.. business as usual.. I think there are 4 types here.. leaders, aspirants, laggards and scanners. girls from previous night spend quota, stand in first row as leaders, girls who recognise you from previous visits or want to grab a share as aspirants, those who are like what's the point of spending the energy, take me up and get the deed done and those who continuosly move around to catch the bakhra of the day.. i switch between aspirant and scanners and invariably the next day they are on the first row ! RM girls by far have the best memory!!


Funometer - 9. Liking this place !!



Race - still an 8 on funometer scale. Unlike other bars, the girls don't come and shake your hands , do they? If they do, atleast you can assume that you have made them dance and look for someone, otherwise in that light setting it was difficult !! In a sea of carrom boards (nitin gadkari must give specification for his roads as most race girls chest.. smooth and flat..), found a green goddess with perfect double speed breakers.. after an hour of bumpy ride, decided to go to Kings.. on the way out met anna and mayur , who suggested Kapal instead..


Decided to stop enroute for short time at Kings. As many have said, it is mostly 'point and collect' place.. even before we settled , black coat hinted that all we need to do is ask ! If dance is a priority, definitely deepika, RM, whitehouse, Race, Kapal are much better places.. Liked one pyt, asked to dance on few songs, no resistance to hold and dance with her, paid 500 per song.. problem was with dj, he asked for 100 per song, then didn't play any song fully..


Speaking of DJs does anyone see similarity of Rasna, RM, Laila DJs? If they are brothers/ related, then they have cornered a very lucrative market !!


Funometer - 4


Reached Kapal around 11. Best floor design I would say if you manage to get centre seats. It is a rectangular compartment with seats on two sides and therefore all girls need to stand facing only one side. Unlike the multi aisled RM or labyrinth that is Race, this compartment structure means mongers can scan all girls without need to move around and more importantly you get lot of free dance shows from other tables !


Girls are definitely of better quality , one girl was making continuous eye contact, looked as if she was on an air jordan and ready to jump anytime !


Called her for a song..


15 songs and closing time at 2ish, she was the last one to leave. More than the girl, DJ wanted to take my number !!


Probably my first time I asked only 1 girl to dance, against usual 4-5. I wouldn't rate her dancing skills as exceptional, but it was the personality and eagerness to please that caught us offguard (too much alcohol didn't help either !). As songs progressed, so was closeness, and when oh baba kiss me played, had a mini vip moment!! If there is a vip room in kapal, wouldn't mind spending sometime there with her !! Unfortunately no marked visuals to explain who it is..



Funometer -9. Purely a personal rating with considerable external factors, alcohol being primary!!


It was quite late to go for dinner, so dragged MK to Ramesh.At that time it was sardined with no place to sit.. after 10 min got a seat and thats all i could remember clearly, with some vagueness of handing money to a tanned , ever smiling cutie on stage.. Looks like i may have been more generous as on last day visited again and got surrounded by bhaajiwalis from nearby junta market who were on night shift at ramesh and whom i seem to have tipped ! Seriously considering maverick way of no drinking or less drinking!!


Have fun guys...On those DMs about entry, sorry friends, I am not the person. In last 1 and 1/2 years, took only 3 for entry. From SB resto, kishor and Mayur..I am very sure I paid more than market rate, so don't ask !! Spa visits has made me lazy to do any, maybe next time will ditch spa and focus on getting a DB girl out of office hours !!


Regards

Basu

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[Shobh073]

Few DMs asking about other bars we visited in this trip, so summary below. Statutory warning still valid and applies !


Day 2

Kishore, Bhoir, RM, Race, Kings, Kapal, Ramesh

Day 3

Mayur, Rasna, Race, Starcity, Starnight

Day 4

Mayur, RM, Laila, Sai Darbar, Ramesh


Kishore - Kurukshetra of bars ! Battle was fought, philosophical discourses made, life lessons taught , all in the background of discarded tissues on floor!!

Still a pargana of bengal, probably portrait of mamta didi in make-up room, who knows maybe indian foreign affairs for Bangladesh having a small office in the back to process visa enquiries, bengali medium school...

Still has continuous feeder of new girls, who from a simple rural girl transform to a kishor professional faster than a larvae metaphors, overseen by mama-sans like anita, preeti, rani etc. on kishorifcation of new girl

Still MK finds those hidden larvaes (just on newness, not looks !!) and moulds them to butterflies..Managed to sit with a newbie with botoxified reardom. Plump..

Still has Past prime ones loitering near toilets (or whatever those two are for pissing), to catch an unsuspecting drunk to spleen some boni, outside tables filled with bored and anxious painted gieshas, once you give more than the going rate, next time force sit and mark the territory..

Still has Waiters, maybe from Udupi veg restaurant background, so fast in table service and expect similar fast drink and exit from you, else, half raised hand for another bottle every 5 min, never miss an opportunity to get double boni during shift change, always in harrassed state, and harrass customers as well..

Still patronised by white shirt local councillors, expecting reverence from everyone, 50+ like me seeking corner tables to relive the past and relieve , haggle on everything, teach newbies on how to be shameless...

Still the same stuffy, smoky, unhygienic, customer unfriendly, health hazardous place..


Still a FUN place.


Funometer - 7


My personal opinion is that any newcomer to bar scene must get baptised here atleast once !!


Bhoir - Avoid. But don't avoid the vada pav stall behind the bar or on the oppoaite lane. Over the years, like many other items, size has gone small and price have gone up, but still tastes good, a quick fix place for late evening, pre dinner peckishness..


RM -not much changed in a day, except on day 2, kaju kismis were added to snack pack, black coat acknowledging our spending has reached kaju level?!! Thats

Usual routine followed, call DJ, request song, select some girl, watch the dance along with her on the mirror, get a fake surprise expression from her when you join, spend 1k on song and for next one, get pulled by herself to the floor.. business as usual.. I think there are 4 types here.. leaders, aspirants, laggards and scanners. girls from previous night spend quota, stand in first row as leaders, girls who recognise you from previous visits or want to grab a share as aspirants, those who are like what's the point of spending the energy, take me up and get the deed done and those who continuosly move around to catch the bakhra of the day.. i switch between aspirant and scanners and invariably the next day they are on the first row ! RM girls by far have the best memory!!


Funometer - 9. Liking this place !!



Race - still an 8 on funometer scale. Unlike other bars, the girls don't come and shake your hands , do they? If they do, atleast you can assume that you have made them dance and look for someone, otherwise in that light setting it was difficult !! In a sea of carrom boards (nitin gadkari must give specification for his roads as most race girls chest.. smooth and flat..), found a green goddess with perfect double speed breakers.. after an hour of bumpy ride, decided to go to Kings.. on the way out met anna and mayur , who suggested Kapal instead..


Decided to stop enroute for short time at Kings. As many have said, it is mostly 'point and collect' place.. even before we settled , black coat hinted that all we need to do is ask ! If dance is a priority, definitely deepika, RM, whitehouse, Race, Kapal are much better places.. Liked one pyt, asked to dance on few songs, no resistance to hold and dance with her, paid 500 per song.. problem was with dj, he asked for 100 per song, then didn't play any song fully..


Speaking of DJs does anyone see similarity of Rasna, RM, Laila DJs? If they are brothers/ related, then they have cornered a very lucrative market !!


Funometer - 4


Reached Kapal around 11. Best floor design I would say if you manage to get centre seats. It is a rectangular compartment with seats on two sides and therefore all girls need to stand facing only one side. Unlike the multi aisled RM or labyrinth that is Race, this compartment structure means mongers can scan all girls without need to move around and more importantly you get lot of free dance shows from other tables !


Girls are definitely of better quality , one girl was making continuous eye contact, looked as if she was on an air jordan and ready to jump anytime !


Called her for a song..


15 songs and closing time at 2ish, she was the last one to leave. More than the girl, DJ wanted to take my number !!


Probably my first time I asked only 1 girl to dance, against usual 4-5. I wouldn't rate her dancing skills as exceptional, but it was the personality and eagerness to please that caught us offguard (too much alcohol didn't help either !). As songs progressed, so was closeness, and when oh baba kiss me played, had a mini vip moment!! If there is a vip room in kapal, wouldn't mind spending sometime there with her !! Unfortunately no marked visuals to explain who it is..



Funometer -9. Purely a personal rating with considerable external factors, alcohol being primary!!


It was quite late to go for dinner, so dragged MK to Ramesh.At that time it was sardined with no place to sit.. after 10 min got a seat and thats all i could remember clearly, with some vagueness of handing money to a tanned , ever smiling cutie on stage.. Looks like i may have been more generous as on last day visited again and got surrounded by bhaajiwalis from nearby junta market who were on night shift at ramesh and whom i seem to have tipped ! Seriously considering maverick way of no drinking or less drinking!!


Have fun guys...On those DMs about entry, sorry friends, I am not the person. In last 1 and 1/2 years, took only 3 for entry. From SB resto, kishor and Mayur..I am very sure I paid more than market rate, so don't ask !! Spa visits has made me lazy to do any, maybe next time will ditch spa and focus on getting a DB girl out of office hours !!


Regards

Basu

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I remember ( 2019) I was in star city ob, Basu Da and guy wearing spectacles entered and suddenly the whole environment changed. Basu da was dancing on choli ke piche song and spects guy showering money on cutie wearing ghaghara choli.

The energy level and the way they were enjoying was truly amazing I can’t forget that movement as that’s how we all should be enjoying and living movement.

Thanks & Regards.


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[themonger]

Bhai, yes , we were them ! Probably you must be the gentleman doing ungentlemanly things with a red dressed nubile thing !! and was kind enough to vacate the stool so that i could occupy and get grinded like a batter !!


Regards
Basu



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Dada, that was my friend, I was happy on the couch playing a casting director role!!!...and as @TyrionLannister69 mentioned, that stool is what it does best for grinding....its more sought after than even the peacock throne!

 

[Kaam Pujaari]

Fr The Dark knight (Jagdama bar) 24/6/24.

OB SCENE FIRST TIME IN SB.

Entered around 3.15 and went inside the room opposite to main entrance,was empty,only 2 patrons,took a seat and the 3girls wearing one piece came and ushered to make anyone sit,I made a girl name muskan sit.

Ordered a vodka for myself,she didn't asked for a drink ,then 1.45 min flirting,teasing,smooched, squeezing and sucking boobs she came all over,this made me explore her bare smooth ass.

Now this OB wala scene,1 patron and the girl were sitting in front table where I was sitting,he showered 50 thousand on just a standing girl,I have never seen a man showering 100 rupees note bundle but he was showering.
The girl was below average.

Paid the girl 1k and left the bar.

Pros-better stock than kishore and sneha,with most of the girls in western dress.
Cons-Too much dirty, even crockach were crawling.
Waiter service is slow,but still better than chutia waiters of sneha and kishor.

WIR-Never as I found out unhygienic.

Really? Stock is better than Kishor & Sneha?

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[Ilnmdb1980]

Really? Stock is better than Kishor & Sneha?
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Kuch khas nahi hai same like normal SB, girls rate normal 500 for 45 mins .daru ka rate thoda sa jayeda hai, kishor whisky ke sath thumps up ke rate main thoda discount deta hai wo yahan nahi milta. Agar travel manage kar sakte ho to ok hai , par yahan auto ke rate bhi jayeda hai...rahi baat ob scene ki to jab jeb main paisa ho to kahawat hai gadhi pe dil aa jaye to pari kis kaam ki..

Ps: panvel is not like mumbai

 

[Kaam Pujaari]

Kuch khas nahi hai same like normal SB, girls rate normal 500 for 45 mins .daru ka rate thoda sa jayeda hai, kishor whisky ke sath thumps up ke rate main thoda discount deta hai wo yahan nahi milta. Agar travel manage kar sakte ho to ok hai , par yahan auto ke rate bhi jayeda hai...rahi baat ob scene ki to jab jeb main paisa ho to kahawat hai gadhi pe dil aa jaye to pari kis kaam ki..

Ps: panvel is not like mumbai

Thanks bhai for the guidance.

Filhal stock kaha accha chal raha BTW? Been a couple of years visiting NM SBs.

Also, koi SB maal recommend kar sakte ho toh bataana jara.

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[themonger]

Thanks bhai for the guidance.

Filhal stock kaha accha chal raha BTW? Been a couple of years visiting NM SBs.

Also, koi SB maal recommend kar sakte ho toh bataana jara.

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I have always found Jagdamba stock much superior to any of Kishore/ Sneha/ mayur....the girls dress well over there, some in single pieces and shorts with crop tops....some really to enjoy to sit in the lap in a lotus position...its gives an extra kick...., girls do not push for sitting....

Cons -
its too far, gives little scope to head to a good DB post this place, as it also kicks off in full gusto after 4pm
Drinks are at par with good DBs like Rajmahal, 900 for a mild beer
girls are time watchers, 500 is for 45mins.....

However its worth exploring as a one time in a month....as girls are much more open than Sneha in terms of access, + more younger and slimmer chicks than Sneha or Kishore and they have a rotating staff, so each time you visit, some girls will be new...and they will be good

 

[Kaam Pujaari]

I have always found Jagdamba stock much superior to any of Kishore/ Sneha/ mayur....the girls dress well over there, some in single pieces and shorts with crop tops....some really to enjoy to sit in the lap in a lotus position...its gives an extra kick...., girls do not push for sitting....

Cons -
its too far, gives little scope to head to a good DB post this place, as it also kicks off in full gusto after 4pm
Drinks are at par with good DBs like Rajmahal, 900 for a mild beer
girls are time watchers, 500 is for 45mins.....

However its worth exploring as a one time in a month....as girls are much more open than Sneha in terms of access, + more younger and slimmer chicks than Sneha or Kishore and they have a rotating staff, so each time you visit, some girls will be new...and they will be good

Woww. Thanks a lot bhai for such detailed information!

DMing you for location.

BTW do they keep fruit juices or red bull etc.? If yes, how much are they for?



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[themonger]

Woww. Thanks a lot bhai for such detailed information!

DMing you for location.

BTW do they keep fruit juices or red bull etc.? If yes, how much are they for?



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sent you the location

I'm an addicted alcoholic, so never asked prices of red bull or juice in any bar ever, Sharavan, Navratri included...but they must be having

 

[Mongering monster]

If there is a vip room in kapal, wouldn't mind spending sometime there with her !!

Basu bhai, Kapal has vip. This is located in the basement. Nobody uses it and you can have great fun with the blessings of the coatwala.

Cheers

 

[BK005]

The moment u start interacting with DB girl on phone after exchanging digits, they are quick to milk u.
They think mongers are idiots


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[sunnyboy198339]

Guys is there are sb in andheri

 

[Lustking69]

Live from DJ Jhalak...

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[Kaam Pujaari]

Reading all the hype around Jagdamba, was excited to explore it.

Though not in a mood but just because my plans for the day were cancelled, decided to visit it.

To my surprise, the quality was subpar (Had read about the quality to be superior to Kishor & Mayur), almost Sai Darbar level.

Only a couple of girls were quite good looking but one (Named Shweta, Nepali) was busy with a customer & the other one (Don't know her name) showed a lot of tantrums to sit. Told me that she will sit only for 20 minutes in 500. Though I did not discuss the service, looking at her, I am pretty sure it would be poor only.

The room was quite hot near the corner tables. There was not even a dedicated fan for those tables.

Was thinking of leaving the place but then again thought ki itni dur aaye hai toh try karke hi jaate hai.

Called a decent looking one. As mentioned by @themonger bhai, asked her to sit for 40-45 minutes in 500. To which she denied & humbly left the table (She was genuine enough to not do RR of bohni). Then I got to know that norm here was the same that of other SBs i.e. 500 for half an hour.

The Coatwaala then brought two for me, telling they would provide good service. Chose one of them.

Name was Suhana. Average looking bangaalan. Their Hindi accent pisses me off. Service too was average. No DFK. Sat on my lap in the cowgirl position & I did dry humping for a while. Then boob sucking & all.

Didn't ask for HJ as was not in a mood.

Then there was a little better looking chick standing near the table. Called her. As soon as she sat & told her name, it turned me off. Her mouth was stinking. Lagta hai bina brush kiye hi aa gayi thi. Ab BC bataau bhi kaise? So offered her a chocolate I was carrying but tab tak mood ki maa chud chuki thi. Asked her to sit for 15 minutes for 300 rupees. Bitch started showing tantrums telling whether you sit for 15 or 30 minutes, she will charge 500 only. Asked to fuck off, to which she started RR of bohni, gave & she left.

Forgot to mention that they seem to be costly too. They have different charges for different fruit juices, the Coatwaala told me the rate for Apple juice was 800. Though it's been a couple of years for me visiting SBs, I am pretty sure that all the leaders in this space like Kishor/Mayur/Sneha, would be still charging the same for all types of juices & that must be less than 500 (Please confirm if anybody knows).

It seems to be the only SB in the vicinity & when there is little to no competition, stuff like this (Maal ki quality jhaant baraabar aur paise le dabaakar) is bound to happen.

Highly advise every SB lover to stay away from this place & stick to evergreen Kishor/Mayur for quality & Sneha for service.

Suhana: 500
The 2nd bitch: Bohni of 100
Juice: 600
Coatwaala & waiter: 200
Watchman: 20
WIR? NEVER.

 

[India Monger]

Reading all the hype around Jagdamba, was excited to explore it.

Though not in a mood but just because my plans for the day were cancelled, decided to visit it.

To my surprise, the quality was subpar (Had read about the quality to be superior to Kishor & Mayur), almost Sai Darbar level.

Only a couple of girls were quite good looking but one (Named Shweta, Nepali) was busy with a customer & the other one (Don't know her name) showed a lot of tantrums to sit. Told me that she will sit only for 20 minutes in 500. Though I did not discuss the service, looking at her, I am pretty sure it would be poor only.

The room was quite hot near the corner tables. There was not even a dedicated fan for those tables.

Was thinking of leaving the place but then again thought ki itni dur aaye hai toh try karke hi jaate hai.

Called a decent looking one. As mentioned by @India Monger bhai, asked her to sit for 40-45 minutes in 500. To which she denied & humbly left the table (She was genuine enough to not do RR of bohni). Then I got to know that norm here was the same that of other SBs i.e. 500 for half an hour.

The Coatwaala then brought two for me, telling that they would provide good service. Chose one of them.

Name was Suhana. Average looking bangaalan. Their Hindi accent pisses me off. Service too was average. No DFK. Sat on my lap in the cowgirl position & I did dry humping for a while. Then boob sucking & all.

Didn't ask for HJ as was not in a mood.

Then there was a little better looking chick standing near the table. Called her. As soon as she sat & told her name, it turned me off. Her mouth was stinking. Lagta hai bina brush kiye hi aa gayi thi. Ab BC bataau bhi kaise? So offered her a chocolate I was carrying but tab tak mood ki maa chud chuki thi. Asked her to sit for 15 minutes for 300 rupees. Bitch started showing tantrums telling whether you sit for 15 or 30 minutes, she will charge 500. Asked to fuck off, to which she started RR of bohni, gave & she left.

Forgot to mention that they seem to be costly too. They have different charges for different juices, the Coatwaala told me the rate for Apple juice was 800. Though it's been a couple of years for me visiting SBs, I am pretty sure that all the leaders in this space like Kishor/Mayur/Sneha, would be still charging the same for all types of juices & that must be less than 500 (Please confirm if anybody knows).

It seems to be the only SB in the vicinity & when there is no or little competition, stuff like this (Maal ki quality jhaant baraabar aur paise le dabaakar) is bound to happen.

Highly advise every SB lover to stay away from this place & stick to evergreen Kishor/Mayur for quality & Sneha for service.

Suhana: 500
The second bitch: Bohni of 100
Juice: 600
Coatwaala & waiter: 200
Watchman: 20
WIR? NEVER.

At what time did you visit?

Also, you tagged me incorrectly. It should be @themonger

 

[Mpmp]

Last night the journey of my bar visit given me unusual experience which could be termed as both good and bad.

After inspired by @Basu1970 posts I thought to give chance to all new places which i might haven’t visited or had been there before or around covid time.

So after reading the post of The Grand Master I thought to start my journey from sb and end it on ob but time restrictions doesn’t allow me to visit sbs.

Actually Sb is Upvaas Db is Tapasya and Ob is Nirvana and when you reach at Nirvana its a bit little difficult to come back to Upvas stage.

Btw back to the topic

Started with Kapal around 10 pm.
Ordered drinks and started scanning girls.
Didn’t find one single girl with good face for whom i can spend 30 minutes for her dance in bar.
Completed half drink and left.
Teachers peg thumbs bisleri billed around 1500.
Given no boni to any girls.Tipped the staff and left.

Actually my misery with db girls will never end as they either find me lukkha or they themselves think they are as beautiful as Kiara.

Anyhow left the bar with minimal damage.
Wir Never


Next visited Deepika.
Same parking problem but this time they cooperated with me at downstairs.

Reached the bar and got one of the worst seat of last corner.

Scanned girls and found 5-6 good faces and figures.
But same problem again.
The girl ignoring as USA ignore to invade the countries which don’t possess crude stock.
Ordered drinks and most of the people doesn’t able to understand the brand of whiskey which i asked for.
After few minutes they brought the drinks which was 100 percent adulterated.

Waited for 20-25 minutes but none of the girls look interested and most of them are busy with their guests and few one are enjoying with other girls.
First place to witness Bhenchara ( like bhaichara among boys) of the bar girls.

Two average looking girls standing near my table whom i tipped and paid bill.

Damage 2500 including drinks bills tips.

Went downstairs and the guy at gate stopped me and asked why i m leaving.
Told him about quality of girls to which he give excuse of Thursday and rain.

He suggested me to go to crazy star ob.
I told him that i was there last month with Sona owner who took me to the place as he have share in that bar too.

So now I thought to stop roaming at Shirvane bars and give try to machli market of turbhe which is Ramesh.
I was sure i will get disappointment there before i reached there.

Reached Ramesh and went to down floor instead of the 1st floor.
One black coat offered me the 1st front table infront of stage. The other senior guy objected to give the best seat to unknown guy ( as they don’t recognise me)
They themselves resolve the issue and i got the best table.

Sitted and order a peg of teacher whiskey but they insisted or I should say forced to take quarter.
Disliked their behaviour but kept quiet as most of the girls keeping eye on our activities.

Stared drink and here again the obs girls didn’t disappointed me.
Like I always have 36 ka aankda with db girls, ob girls never disappoint me.

The stage girl with A letter name looked most good looking among them wearing orange ghagra choli and pierced navel.
She was continuously giving line and have even have fight with dj guy as she was standing in front of me without moving.

Now asked her to have few dance on few songs.Made her friend dance on one song.
In between dance she was coming and talking about the place and the heat we both are facing because of the useless acs and the uncontrollable crowd at the place.
She asked next time aap kaise aagoe yahan to itni hi garmi hoti hai .

After spending 2-3 hours left the bar.
Only pro was the girl whose dance moves was good looks was okayish and behaviour was best .

Before reaching home wanted to give belapur a try but as most of them I already visited and gone to the Selfie bar of Midc.

It was raining like the hell and people outside the bar helping the people with umbrellas.

Here again got the corner seat .
It was full around 3 am with no place to seat.
Few girls were looking average but you can term them as db girls but not ob girls.

Good Girls again are here far away from my sit and i was no mood to sit and waste my time around 3am for girls.
Bar was sticking more than of Kishore sneha and I wondered how people were comfortably enjoying in that condition with a lady boy.
Hawas ki koi Seema nahi hoti .

Paid drinks bill and left for home.

Overall the day or I should say the night I spoiled in adventure with zero gain.
Only pro was miss A good dance and positive attitude.

Today morning promised myself not to wear Columbus Hat as it is not my strength.
As I visit bars 2-3 times a month and wasting a day look likes wasting a week for me.
Its the task of people who visit bar on each other day .

Now navratri is coming a big gap between the next visit can’t rule out.

Till than cheers up .

Mp

 

[Kaam Pujaari]

At what time did you visit?

Also, you tagged me incorrectly. It should be @themonger

5:30

Oh yes. Sorry, its @themonger

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